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Joined 03-22-13, id: 4614323, Profile Updated: 10-11-19
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Avengers, Sherlock, and Naruto.
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Words in Grey by Wenyuewen reviews
Soulmate AU: Isabella Swan doesn't talk about soulmates and soulmarks. Really she'd rather pretend that the marks don't exist. It's hard to get through life when what should be a romantic promise instead tells Bella without a doubt that her match - Jasper Whitlock - is dead and gone. No, Bella is not interested in fate. (Bella/Jasper)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 12/4/2018 - [Bella, Jasper] Rosalie
Tra La La, Dr King by Sheryl Holmes reviews
Sarah has been through an ordeal and, as a result, imagines she's endured the events of the Labyrinth. Her stepmother takes her to see a plethora of shrinks, none of whom help. When, at 17, Sarah experiences something impossible, in a last ditch effort, she is taken to the office of one Dr. J. King, an unorthodox psychiatrist dealing with traumatized teenagers...(Slowburn S/J)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,833 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Sarah, Jareth
Power and Control by cherry cup reviews
George Wickham finds a kindred spirit in Mary Bennet. Wickham/Mary.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,370 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Mr. Wickham, Mary
Lost Cause by IvaChism reviews
Jasper is a relic of a lost time. His mind is shattered beyond repair and he is labeled feral, dangerous. A lost cause. Dismissed by all... except one. JxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,001 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Jasper, Bella]
Mother's Song by Seltap reviews
Sakura finds herself thrown back into the past and appointed as a young Gaara's caretaker. At such a fragile time in the boy's life, will Sakura's devotion to Gaara alter his future into a much happier one, or has a painful fate been set for him since his birth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 410,312 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Gaara, Sakura H.]
The King's Pet or The King by ShamelessLiar reviews
Sequel to Call Me Katto (spoilers) Katara wakes to find herself imprisoned by the man she loved and must navigate a subtle battlefield if she hopes to escape and free her friends. Yet Zuko, embroiled in Azula's deadly game as he returns to a life he lost long ago, has no intention of letting her stray from his side. They could face anything together - if only she didn't hate him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,066 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Katara, Zuko] Aang, Sokka
Time Flies Like An Arrow by katlou303 reviews
Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 273,245 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Sakura H.
Thrice Bitten by Viciously Witty reviews
"He stirred in his sleep, lids fluttering for a moment. Sarah's eyes tracked back to the thrum of life in his throat. Something so recognizable and almost human in the movement. Almost fragile. And suddenly it was real. Too real. No longer fantasy and plot. Something threatened to fracture within her. Because she was about to kill the Goblin King."
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/19 - Complete
How to Catch a Goblin King by Viciously Witty reviews
What happens when Sarah accidentally crashes a goblin royal wedding and inadvertently proposes to the groom? What happens when the groom accepts? They're bound of course. After all, what's said is said. You are cordially invited to an Underground wedding!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,782 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 4/12/2019
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 206,839 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Lokiday by Artemis Day reviews
"I'm sorry, Dr. Foster, it just doesn't make any sense. People don't fall in love after only knowing each other for one day." "With all due respect, Agent Romanov, it's been a VERY long day." Lokane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 186,970 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Jane F., Loki]
Flaming Maelstroms by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
The Opposite of Good is Drowning by Aelibia reviews
Sakura was only six when she met the boy she was supposed to marry. Plucked overnight from her home in Konoha, she and her family have returned to the windswept land of her mother's birth to suffer an old punishment and to pay an even older debt. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/30/2019 - Published: 10/17/2019 - Sakura H., Gaara, Mebuki H. - Complete
Divination for Skeptics by olivieblake reviews
The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals romantic compatibility. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm's Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences is a foolproof method of determining whether or not you've found The One. It's also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,160 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 6/18/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Lioness, Returning by The Junkiest Toon reviews
Hermione Lannister returns home—sixteen years too late. Westeros will never be the same again. Part 1 of the Lannister Lioness Series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Robb S., Jaime L.
Cursed Be this Soul (that Ties Us Together) by Kneazle reviews
"Invisible threads are the strongest ties" - Friedrich Nietzsche. Across universes, Hermione meets her soulmate through time and space; the ties that bind them together could be the very thing they need or it could destroy them both. 20 years later, they reunite - but when you play the game of thrones, add magic and a young metamorphmagus, things are never as they seem in Westeros.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 103,404 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 6/9/2018 - [Hermione G., Eddard S.] Teddy L., Renly B.
Fostering a Nightmare by NinjaFairy86 reviews
A ten-year-old foster child named Tom Riddle showed up on the Granger's front doorstep with his social worker in the summer of 1990. Hermione spent the following years adjusting to life with her new foster brother; so, she never realized how often he kept an eye on her. "I've always watched you, Hermione; and you've always been mine." [Magical AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,618 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 6/15/2019 - Published: 9/23/2017 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Forfeiture by glasshibou reviews
The story begins neither with a book nor a wish, but with a trade and a promise. An ocean away and decades before their births, the Williams children's fates are set in motion.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 12/21/2018 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 555,365 - Reviews: 4170 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
You're Mine by Nautical Paramour reviews
Harry is obsessed with watching Malfoy, but it leads Hermione to notice Malfoy's friend Theo Nott. As the months roll by, she begins to realize that something is seriously wrong with her classmate, and being Hermione, she has to get to the bottom of it. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,611 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 11/1/2018 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
No Winter Lasts Forever by TomFoolery reviews
Voris never intended to take a human mate any more than Dagny Skjeggestad was looking for a Vulcan husband. Thrown together in the wake of tragedy, they discover fate has a funny way of redeeming fractured souls. Begins with the Battle of Vulcan. Human/Vulcan OC romance. NOW COMPLETE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 312,640 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/12/2019 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Spock Prime, Sarek, OC - Complete
Worst Mistake by s l y t h e r i n d o l l reviews
One taste and they were both ruined forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,135 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 1/5/2019 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Paradox by olivieblake reviews
Draco Malfoy wakes up one night to find Hermione Granger in his bed. But she's really not Hermione Granger at all, is she? Dramione, Year 7, Deathly Hallows AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,184 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Changeling by Catsitta reviews
Forget not the promises made to faerie folk, because no matter how far you roam, the Underground will lure you back. Those touched by its magic belong to the realm below. Returning to her home town of Ebott City to start college, Frisk faces the consequences of a wish made long ago. Fem!Frisk/Sans. Post Neutral Route. Eventual darker themes. Rating may rise.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/12/2018 - Frisk, Sans, Chara, Toriel
Puppy Love by ItWritesStuff reviews
"It's bad enough that she's got a hopelessly love-struck Veela trailing after her to begin with, but it appears that this will be Hermione's most difficult year as the Veela in question had to be a famous one with too many paparazzi on his heels and adoring fangirls to spare." Veela!Viktor/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,421 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 12/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Harry P., Ron W.
The Adrenaline Room by kiss.her.already reviews
(AU) Dr. Hermione Granger was ready to reform an unfair justice system. Inmate Tom Riddle, unfortunately, was ready to play a little dirty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2018 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Deceptive Cadence by Firdre reviews
We all have to learn to live with the choices we make. To save Raoul's life, Christine agrees to be Erik's wife for twenty years. But how do you survive two decades with someone you don't love? Leroux-inspired Modern AU. Dark E/C. Collab.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,114 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Erik, Christine
First One Way, And Then The Other by LibraMoon reviews
"Are you All Might's Secret love child?" It only took Izuku a moment to say 'Yes'. Because otherwise, how would you explain her power? Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Omega!Fem!Izukux Alpha! Bakugou per request. Rated M. More pack involvement
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Izuku M., Katsuki B.
The Past No Longer Is by Colubrina reviews
Astoria Malfoy wants a child. She has a time-turner. What could go wrong? A one shot inspired by Cursed Child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Draco M., Tom R. Jr., Astoria G. - Complete
The Second Splinter by SwiftKick reviews
As she fights against the Death Eaters occupying Hogwarts during her sixth year, Ginny makes an unlikely ally. Unlikely because he might not be real, and also because he probably wants her dead too. [substantial canon divergence] [Updates now on A O 3 same name]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Ginny W., Pansy P.
Rise of the Weasley Famiglia by jacobk reviews
Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 518 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Ron W.
To Duel With Fate by Mihkail reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,122 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
A Demon Lord's Cry by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
His howls haunted his castle and with nothing to do, his subjects call upon Kagome to subdue their lord. Rin has died and her death causes Sesshoumaru to loose himself to his beast. While subduing the Western Lord, Kagome inadvertently binds herself to the taiyoukai, making herself Lady of the West, and suffers all the perks and downsides of being human royalty in a demonic court.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 175,634 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11790 - Favs: 10,127 - Follows: 4,161 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,554 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,197 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
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Fool's Gambit reviews
Uchiha!Harry Au. Full Summary inside. In a world where Harry Potter never showed up to Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is desperate. Hunted on all sides by friends and enemies alike, her life has become a desperate struggle of control and survival in a swiftly deteriorating world. Her hunt for a trump card leads her to Harī Uchiha, the boy who had once been Harry Potter. (Continued)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/11/2019 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D., Fugaku U.
Family Ties reviews
(Formerly Night Time Callers) According to Tony, having Ironman as your uncle is about as cool as it can get. To Hermione, its just a pain in the ass. But the again, the same could be said to having a witch as a niece. AU, one-shot series. mostly interconnected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,515 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S.
Druxy reviews
When Hermione had gone to stay with her uncle for the month she'd expected forced shopping trips, late night movies and hot coco. But now she's been swept up into a game with seemingly no rules, where nothing is what it seems and nobody is who they say. Except her uncle, he's the only one she can trust…right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,702 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty, OC