Kurt Alfred Hummel was never born to be the hero of a story. So when he takes on his new position as a footman in the country estate of Lord Smythe, little does he know that the following years will change his life forever.

Something is not quite right with Kurt. To say he's surprised when Sebastian Smythe catches on would be an understatement, but maybe Sebastian could be the one to provide a helping hand. And maybe, just maybe, Kurt can return the favor when the time comes. Trigger warnings for eating disorders and self harm, additional warnings inside.

A collection of KurtxSebastian one shots or Drabbles. Prompts can be asked through reviews too. (Story ratings varies but this is filed under M to be safe as some one shots contain smut and/or swearing) Current chapter: Bad Boy Sebastian AU. Kurt has a huge crush on well known bad boy of Mckinley, could the feeling be mutual...

Kurt could take no more. All the bullying, Finn's hostility and his father choosing Finn over him was driving him off the edge. He ran away as a result, and as he did, tragedy struck. When he woke up, however, he was introduced to a new world, a new family, new friends, a new love, but at the same time, maybe a new danger. Kurtbastian!fic

Sequel to "Give this tease a break". Sebastian struggles with his cynical side to open himself up to Kurt as he unravels another inner struggles. Sebastian's POV.

Left reeling from separate break-ups, New York dwellers Sebastian and Kurt collide once again. Hateful sparks fly until they realise they can use each other to get back at their exes by faking their own loved-up relationship. Blaine and Hunter are not amused... Kurtbastian with occasional Klaine and Huntbastian - NOT DARK FOR ONCE

Decided to make the one shots featuring Kurtbastian and their new pet into a series. Oreo changes the boys lives and despite it not seeming like it at first, manages to make their lives better. Follow the adventures of Kurt, Sebastian and their Kitten Oreo. Story rated R, some one shots have smut and/or swearing. Current chapter: Sebastian get's Oreo's help to propose to Kurt.

Set in Glee 5x19 "Old Dog New Tricks" episode. While playing Peter at the "Lexington Home for Retired Performers", Kurt spots a familiar pair of green eyes staring right at him. Soon enough, Kurt learns that Sebastian's grandmother is one of his favourite old ladies... and he has a hard time believing that Sebastian is the wonderful grandson he's been hearing all about for weeks.

Set between S3 and S4. Kurt moves to New York to attend college, but he decides to stay in a flat rather than the school dorms. Unfortunately, his flatmate turns out to be the last person Kurt hoped to live with.

Sebastian is expelled from Dalton and sent to NY to graduate in a special program. His parents have found him a tutor for his weak courses…guess who?

Based on the prompt : I'm not saying that Kurt replaced the tape of Sebastian incriminating himself with a solo audio sex tape when he gave it to him, but I'm also not saying that he didn't.

I am adding a part 2 because my first one reached 163 stories and I think FF can't handle it. These one-shots represent my attempt to spread the Kurtbastian love one misguided story at a time. Each individual story will have its own rating and warnings. Some are sweet and family oriented, some are smut, some are supernatural. Will carry over from the first one Kurt H. Sebastian S.

It has been two months since Kurt wakes up in the same bed at least twice a week, a bed that doesn't belong to him, but he has always felt like it is, like it smells of something you would never want to let go.

When Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton Academy, he meets an unordinary Warbler, Sebastian Smythe, who offers to teach him something. Surprisingly, as it turns out, there are also some things Kurt can teach him.

These one-shots represent my attempt to spread the Kurtbastian love one misguided story at a time. Each individual story will have its own rating and warnings. I have continued this in Kurtbastian One-shots from Tumblr Part 2. Please continue following the stories in that collection. Thank you :) Kurt H. and Sebastian S.

Kurt and Sebastian are involved in the events of their as perfect as bumbling friends: Blaine and Sam. Linked by a common hard fate they end up to confide each other their torments, finding out that maybe they could ally.

When Sebastian comes up to him with a strange bitter smile on his face and the phone still in his hands, Kurt doesn't pay too much attention to it. He just hears his boyfriend say they're going to have a holiday in Paris and who could blame him for being too distracted to notice that Sebastian's enthusiasm is completely fake?

AU in which, Sebastian graduated at the end of S3 and then accidentally ended up living with Rachel and Kurt in New York. They became close and that's why he is the one to comfort Kurt after his awful break-up with Blaine.

It started as a safe way to relieve his tension. A site that offered local, live shows of guys. It seemed like the perfect thing to keep him from falling back into bed with Blaine. Except, it's Sebastian's webcam show that he comes across. Complicated by the fact that the new Sebastian Smythe is just as intriguing as the webcam version, things get awkward and intense fast.

Kurt decides to put on a kissing booth for Valentine's Day, which is not that easy when he has feelings for Sebastian Smythe. Apparently though, Sebastian doesn't seem to appreciate the idea of Kurt kissing other people.

Kurt and Sebastian being on vacation and Kurt wanting to see the sights but Sebastian wanting to stay in bed . bp!Kurt and daddy!kink.

Sebastian and Kurt live in the same building, Kurt has been turning down Sebastian's advances since the first time they met, tonight is different. No smut, I apologize

Sebastian wants to carve pumpkins with his boyfriend, Kurt doesn't, smut occurs.

What Kurt has learnt fast, living with Hunter and Sebastian, is that if he weren't there, they would end up killing each other. One day it gets too much and it's up to Kurt to save them. (Part of the Clummythe verse).

Burt and Sebastian's mother are about to get married. Kurt and Sebastian hate each other but Kurt pushes Sebastian into trying and making things better for the sake of their family. However, it looks like Sebastian has a secret he's hiding carefully. (bp!Sebastian, written for a prompt at GKM)

Marley and Kitty share a moment before their duet in the choir room. It all happens when they're fixing their costumes and Marley feels unsure at the way she looks (more of a PWP than anything).

Kurt and Sebastian are chosen during 7 Minutes in Heaven at Rachel's party and they end up having drunk sex. They both want to forget about it, but they can't resist each other, so they make a deal and decide to become friends with benefits. (written with ManuKaikan for a GKM prompt based on the theme Infidelity)

Sebastian is sick and thinks Kurt is ignoring him.

NYADA's new librarian, Mr. Smythe, looks to be younger, hotter and flirtier than Kurt had expected it. So, when he starts facing his real nature, it gets too hard for him to resist; which would totally be okay, if Sebastian hadn't become his teacher and if he didn't have a boyfriend already.

This is how a talk about Sectionals can turn into a threesome (Dalton!Kuntbastian)

Athena1440 Says: Dreams are the Messengers of Fate and the Guides of Destiny as Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smythe will soon discover. CeredwenFlame Says: From the moment they met there were sparks. Sparks they both tried to deny. Sparks their dreams latched on to. What will they do when dreams become reality?

Sebastian and Kurt story. Sebastian and Kurt meet up again in New York and start something. Seven months down the line Sebastian makes a startling realisation, which leads to a heart to heart in the snow. Fluff because I simply adore this pairing. Rated for some swearing - its Sebastian.

Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smythe despise each other. Plain and simple. So when their families plan a surprise vacation together, Sebastian can't imagine anything more miserable. So why isn't he miserable?

[Santana/Quinn, Puck/Santana/Quinn] After their threesome, Quinn and Santana continue to hook up as a twosome, both girls trying to prove they have the upper hand. Chapter two is purely Quinntana.

When Blaine cheated on Kurt, he literally broke him. Right in two. The part of Kurt that was in love with Blaine and wanted them to get back together separated from the part that wanted to destroy him and never see him again. Kurt thought it was bad enough fighting with Blaine. Now he's fighting with himself. And he has no idea how to put himself back together. Klaine, Kurtbastian

Blinded in a car accident, Kurt Hummel is convinced his life is over. Can a chance encounter with an old nemesis at the Lima Bean change his mind?

Kurt and Sebastian are on a road trip to a romantic lakeside cabin, they just have to make a quick stop on the way. Oneshot.

Sebastian is a male prostitute. But there's more to him than meets the eye. A random encounter at the local gay bar with an uptight beauty may lead to much more beyond the life he's known. A/U, Slash, Kurtbastian. Warnings inside.

3rd in the Boys series. A night out in New York City ends up being much different than Sebastian thought it would be.

2nd in the Boys series. Cont. of Day 3 from Kurtbastian Week fics. When Sebastian Smythe stepped off the airplane in New York City, he expected a lot of things to change. But the boy who changes his life is so much more than he imagined.

Collection of 7 one-shots posted on my Tumblr for Kurtbastian Week 2013. Ratings vary from K-M (last chapter m rated).

Kurt and Sebastian start talking through an online chatroom, not realizing it's the other. They develop a friendship that starts to lead into more, at which point Kurt has to decide what to do with Blaine.

An archive of prompts I filled for my Tumblr followers. Each chapter is a finished story, will be updated when new prompts come in. Thank you for reading and please review! (Prompts are currently CLOSED)

Kurt had been hearing all about the new guy and he can't deny that he finds him charming, in a way that he's never seen in a guy before. The only problem is how straight he claims to be.

OLD FANFICTION: 50 things Kurt Hummel hated about Sebastian, but tolerated. All dialogue. Kurtbastian. Humour can be seen as offensive.

5 times a party game forced Kurt and Sebastian to kiss, and the 1 time they mutually agreed to. Au with Sebastian at Dalton with Blaine and Kurt.

Written for the Kurtbastian Week Kink Challenge in the category Age Difference. Librarian!Sebastian and Student!Kurt

Kurtbastian. For a GKM prompt where Klaine never got back together and Hunter is Sebastian and Kurt's child from the future. But Blaine travels back in time to try to win Kurt back, and Hunter goes back in time to make sure that his dads get together. Full prompt inside :)

An AU in which Kurt and Sebastian never met in high school. Instead, they meet at &brave—an up-and-coming online fashion company where Kurt is the new assistant slash blogger (one day he will figure out a better title), and Sebastian is the less than pleasant tech support guy.

Kurt and Sebastian are dating, and Sebastian is pretty sure Kurt wants more.

When Kurt Hummel went to spy on the Dalton Academy Warblers, he did so half because Puck had been an ass and half because an all-boys prep school seemed like a different world. His transfer to the school gives him chances at things he never though he'd experience. Between the charming Blaine and the sexy Sebastian, Kurt's left with a choice and a relationship he never expected.

A deaf Sebastian has a habit of signing directly in front of people who can't understand him. Unbeknownst to him, however, Kurt Hummel knows some ASL and know just what Sebastian just said about his mouth. But that might just lead to more. (Written for a deaf!Sebastian prompt on the GKM.)

Sebastian might want to do something special for Kurt; he also might want to be his boyfriend. Maybe. Oneshot.

Cowboy!Sebastian-A mysterious cowboy visits the saloon that Kurt works at.

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Teacher!Sebastian teaches innocent!student!Kurt how to masturbate.

Kurt Hummel finds an unexpected acquaintance with Sebastian Smythe after a tough break-up. He tries to keep their fling a strict Friends with Benefits situation, but Sebastian starts to break through his carefully guarded walls, even though he isn't necessarily an open book, either.

Cuddling and kissing

Companion to The Great Ones. Read that one first, please! AU. Falling in love is strange and complicated. So is that rambling, pretentious book Kurt quotes in his journal. Initial Klaine, eventual Kurtbastian.

To be soul bonded to someone is everything. It's giving yourself to them, in mind, body, and spirit. You give up a part of your soul in exchange for theirs, connecting yourselves indefinitely. Kurt and Blaine are ready to bond. But so is someone else.

Kurt's life isn't shaping up to be what he had expected. He's still single, he isn't a Broadway star, he's just lost his job which he hated anyway , and he's about to watch the most on-again-off-again couple known to man get married. To make matters worse, he's just learned that the amount of guys he has slept with is twice as much as what's considered average in the USA.

Kurt and Sebastian have been best friends ever since they were little kids. [From Sebastian] I can't believe I had to find about this "boyfriend" of yours through my mom. Care to explain?

AU. Kurt turns to debate instead of singing. He still ends up at Dalton. Blaine falls in love while they discuss The Great Gatsby and things fall apart from there. Kurtbastian told by a less than omniscient Blaine.

Kurt finds it almost impossible to find stylish underwear in the men's section, he has far more luck with women's lingerie. He's in a pretty new relationship with Sebastian and makes sure to wear normal and boring underwear when there is the possibility of a makeout session ahead, but one day he forgets and they are in Sebastian's bedroom and Kurt is wearing red lace…

Future!fic where Sebastian and Kurt see each other for the first time in three years after they broke up from their four year relationship and things are complicated. Some smut and lots of feelings.

Blaine has done the unforgivable, and Kurt Hummel is making some changes in his life. David Karofsky has done the unbelievable, and Sebastian Smythe has miscalculated.

Sebastian feels a bit too offended when Kurt describes Spiderman as "some ridiculous guy who runs around in spandex". A series of oneshots surrounding Spiderman!Sebastian. Go on, you know you want it.

Kurtbastian drabble: When Sebastian Smythe wants something, he gets it.

A series of drabbles/one-shots brought on by a Tumblr prompt challenge. Pairings: Kurtofsky, Kurtbastian, Smythofsky, Sebkurtofsky - Kurt/Dave/Sebastian.

Sebastian's boredom leads to some interesting texting conversations while pretending to be Blaine. Who knew Hummel would be so...hot? And when Kurt finds out who it is, he can't seem to stop.

Based on the music video of 'Call Me Maybe'. After Rachel finds out that Finn slept with Santana Special Education she invites Kurt over from Dalton so she can vent. She chances a glance at Sebastian Smythe shirtless next door and decides that by getting Sebastian to call her, she'll show Finn that she has other options. Unfortunately, things do not go according to plan.

Day 3 for Kurtbastian week; AU/Crossover. This is an AU story where Sebastian is a famous pop-star and Kurt is his manager.

Drabble chronicling Kurt and Sebastian's relationship through incidences with perfume. Or the five times Seb noticed Kurt smelt like flowers and the one time he finally brought it up.

Kurt meets Sebastian Smythe in the hospital after Burt falls into a coma. Sebastian seems to be there all the time, but he has his own reasons. The pair grow closer in the hospital, bonding over bad coffee and cigarette smoke as feelings and secrets come spilling out.

Sebastian loses a HIMYM-style slap bet to Kurt. Kurt now has 5 slaps to dole out whenever he likes; or, 5 times Kurt slapped Sebastian, plus two times he almost did .

Kaiba and Yami's relationship is suddenly thrown into chaotic turmoil leaving emotional devastation in its wake. Could the pair's honeymoon period finally be over, signifying the beginning of the end? The sequel to "Contemplations of a Jealous Mind".

Sebastian is in over his head and even Kurt, who still basically hates the guy, feels compelled to try and help him. Unfortunately, Kurt isn't equipped to deal with drinking, drugs and a Sebastian who seems too damaged to repair.

Sebastian and Kurt ends up working together in Kurt's Aunt Merilde's bookstore. Sparks fly-Not of the good kind…

Once upon a time there were two boys. One of them tried and failed to steal the other's boyfriend. The two boys were natural enemies. But when they coincidentally, and anonymously, met in cyberspace, they accidentally fell in love.

Sequel to 'Sting; gkm prompt fill: Sebastian likes challenges, always has and always will. Kurt Hummel is a challenge. In the words of Barney Stinson: challenge accepted. Kurbastian, rated M for a reason!

Sebastian's sudden stop in the Lima autoshop gets a lot more interesting when a cute mechanic bends over in front of him.

Just the basic PWP Kurbastian smut. Written for a prompt, further info inside. Warnings: NC-17!

Filled for a prompt at the Glee Kink Meme on LJ. Sebastian finds Kurt in the parking lot of Scandals during TFT, and Kurt is visibly shaken by what happened with Blaine. Sebastian comforts him, they make out, cue guilty Kurt and Sebastian wanting Kurt.

Four times that fate brought Jeremiah with Kurt, seemingly just as a joke, and one time that fate actually gave it's blessing.

David Karofsky dutifully kept up with his Bully Whips responsibilities after the Prom Disaster. No one said anything about a flirty friendly frustrating lunch, but Kurt Hummel never cared much about rules. After-Prom Kurtofsky.

As he watches his rivals, old and new, confront one another; Kaiba is less than pleased with the impact it has on him. A Prideshipping gift-fic.

Finn tries to woo Kurt. He fails miserably at it, but Kurt thinks his attempts are endearing anyway.