Hi! I'm Bluebarnowl, and I've been writing fanfics for a pretty long time. My friends all say I'm pretty awesome at it, due to my creative thinking and my detective brain. So I've decided to try using FanFiction to see how good I really am. And so far, I've really improved, thanks to all of you! So here's a little bit about me...

Here's my Deviant Art page: http:///

I have ADHD and a little bit of Asperger's. It is scientifically proven that kids with Autism are actually SMARTER than kids who are normal.

So normality can suck it!

I'm a Scorpio. Scorpios are ruled by their desires, but that their strength is resourcefulness, and that their resourcefulness allows them to control their desires unless they have a plan to achieve them. Scorpios are analytical and meditative, and ponder data to create a realistic plan; self-deception is not something a Scorpio does. The Scorpio is secretive and intense, though their careful approach to planning and action can appear as a lack of intensity. The Scorpio is good at hiding their feelings, which can cause problems in their relationships. They try to please others, and do not care what the world thinks of them. (In other words, IMMA STING YA WHEN YA NOT LOOKIN!)

My Zodiac sign is the Ox.

I was born in November of 1997: I'm a Fire Ox
My Element is: Earth
Yin or Yang: Yin
Lunar Month: Twelfth
Lucky Numbers: 0, 9, 3; Avoid: 6
Lucky Flowers: tulip, evergreen, peach blossom, rose
Lucky Colors: blue, red, purple; Avoid: white, green
Season: Winter
Best Zodiac Match: Ox, Snake, Rooster

Favorite Color(s): Purple, silver, sapphire blue, any other ocean color. Nothing bright/neon like yellow or lime green, they hurt my eyes.

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus series, Goddess Girls series, Kingdom Keepers, How To Train Your Dragon.

Favorite Activities: Biking, swimming, fanfiction writing, reading.

Favorite Movies: Any MCU movie, How To Train Your Dragon 1 and 2, Rise of the Guardians, Brave, Dolphin Tale, Guardians of Ga'hoole, Nosferastu, Dracula Dead and Loving It.

Favorite TV Shows: DreamWorks Dragons, Gravity Falls, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Xiaolin Showdown, Primeval (the British one), Danny Phantom.

Favorite Music: Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Blackmore's Night, The Celtic Woman, Heather Dale, Jordan Pruitt, Evanescence, Hilary Duff, Lady Antebellum, Skye Sweetnam, Allison Iraherta, Selena Gomez, Kelly Clarkson, Vocaloid music of any kind.

Favorite Video Games: Sly Cooper, Super Mario Bros. 2, Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

Favorite Holiday: Christmas.

Favorite Season(s): Autumn and Winter.

I Hate: Stuck up whiny girls, sexist people and things, 3rd Wave Feminists, bullies, prejudicial people, Hollywood first world stars, The Kardashians (a bunch of sluts and drunks who don't deserve that money if you ask me), Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Twilight (Bella is weak and whiny), vegans (narcissists who are trying to look superior to the rest of us, it isn't about meat), Democrats, SJWS, racists, etc.

Known Phrases/Responses:

- In an impossible situation that makes no sense in trying to figure out = Fuck this shit, I'm out!
- Angry and someone tries to mess with me = You must be very suicidal to mess with me right now.
- When someone messes with my stuff = Someone's going to die tonight.
- Someone asks me where I got something = I know a guy; he doesn't ask questions and neither do I.
- When some idiot says he dreams of dating me = Don't have impossible dreams.
- Someone asks "When will you stop playing hard to get?" = "Who says I'm playing?"or "When will you stop playing hard to get rid of?"
- If I go ballistic for no reason (usually when I'm on my period) = Why the fucking hell are you talking to me?! I have no tolerance for your bullshit right now! I'm surrounded by bitches and bastards! I'm surrounded by complete morons 24/7! No, no, no! I will not calm down! (Person apologizes) No, don't be sorry! Think for a fucking second!
- After I'm done ranting = (Laughing) Wow, I just went ballistic for, like, no reason. Did I make anyone cry?
- When one of my archenemies tries to outsmart me and fails = I’m not saying your stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
- Some moron thinks he can be a jackass and it will effect me =Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of a self-centered asshole in the movie of my life.
- Anyone tries to out sass me and fails = If you're gonna hit the queen, you'd better kill the queen.
- "Tomorrow is another day." = Yeah, but it might be worse!