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If you like Percy Jackson, and use Facebook, I suggest my other page that I admin on, Why Hera Why. I'm admin Daughter of Hecate, and this page is almost to 1K likes :) Full of funny memes, art and games. Get claimed by your Godly parent, and have some fun and feels.

Welcome to the profile of SpiritedandLoyal! (I've created this intro/quiz for my own profile but feel free to use it yourself.)

Pen name: SpiritedandLoyal

Gender: girl

General location: Manitoba, Canada.

Writes about: Yogscast/Minecraft, PJO, and I may start Warriors and/or Teen Titans soon.

Favorite colour: Turquoise! or cyan.

Favorite animal: Ferrets!!! (If you don't know what a ferret is, Google them.)

Ships: Percabeth, Jasper, Frazel, Zoethian, Sjinty, Xephmadia,InTheLittleDream, Sparkii, CALEO, Mashley (Mitch/bajancanadian & AshleyMarieegaming) and a few more but these are my favs.

Fangirl/boy of: Yogscast, Warriors, Teen Titans, Minecraft, PJO, Kane Chronicles, SkyDoesMinecraft, Hunger Games, Uglies/Pretties series.(I don't know what to call it!)

Titles: Dreamling, Yognau(gh)t, and Sky army recruit.

Follows what Youtube channels? All of the Yogscast, SkyDoesMinecraft & friends, SoTotallyToby, KaeyiDream, few more.

Nicknames: Spirit.

What everyone you hate calls you: Spaz. (If you don't like me when I'm angry, DON'T MAKE ME A ANGRY!)

If you were to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Spirited.

If you had/have a fatal flaw, what would it be/what is it? Loyalty. (Now do you see how I got my pen name?)

Do you have a problem with Gays? I watch Yogscast Zoey. Of course not! Being gay is natural! There's gay penguins, even! Not to mention Ni... spoilers, alright. *cough* HoH *cough*

Do you believe in magic? Yeah. I do. Seriously.

Compare all your top favorite characters from all your fandoms, one from each. what do all of them have in common?Let's see; Annabeth Chase, Raven, Zoeya, (The character from Blackrock only; I don't do real people in quizes) Sadie Kane, Katniss Everdeen, Tally Youngblood, and let's toss in Shay and Thalia.

-They are all girls.

-They are all very determined and strong people.

-They're all smart, pretty, slightly scary at first glance, and able to use a weapon well if needed.

-They're almost all part non-human, except for Katniss, and Zoeya, Tally and Shay all count if you included being part robot/redone.

-They all have/hint at romantic feelings for a boy. (In order: Percy, Beast Boy, Rythian, Walt/Anbuis, Gale/Peeta, Zane/David, David and Zane again, and Luke.)

-They don't care about looks.

-They all have talents/abilities that are/almost are above a normal human's.

List all upcoming and already released OCs you have/may use that are main characters: (Spolier alert!) (Also, some of these may never be used. PM me if you want me to actually write a story on one that has not yet appeared.)

Name: Reyanna

Gender:Girl

Description: fairly tanned with bright violet eyes. her hair is brown streaked with one black and one blonde. she tends to wear a blue hoodie and jeans, acompanied by combat boots, and a black cape as well as her magic rings and alchemical bag.

Abilities: by herself, she can not do much unless she taps into or loses control over her Ender side, which has never yet happened. Can also cast morphing spells without needing ingredients

World: Minecraft- Yogscast Tekkit, to be specific.

Notes: was once Lalna's apprentice.

Name: Regina

Gender: Girl

Description: Blue-gray eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights, tends to wear light blue and jeans, or Camp Half-Blood shirt.

Abilities: ADHD, rest is massive spoilers.

World:Camp Half-blood series. AU of sorts.

Notes: Has not been claimed. recent arrival to camp. Gets along well with Piper and Leo.

Name: Autumn

Gender:Girl. (I'm pretty sure they're all girls)

Description: Blonde hair in a ponytail and green eyes flecked with gold. wears a camoflogue shirt and dark green skintight shorts to the knee. Tall and thin build.

Abilities: Can control plants and draws power from them. if there are enough, she can use magic, but tends to not be able to do this in the middle of Jump city. can also turn nearly invisable/clear or see-through, but it's not perfect.

World:Teen Titans

Notes: once had a sister, Gale, who could control ice, snow and wind at will. Autumn gets along well with Beast Boy and Raven: she too meditates and drinks tea.

Name: CyanRose/Cyanna (Yes, this has changed to a COMPLETELY different story. I didn't like the other one that much.)

Gender:Girl

Description: On camera, she has deep chocolate brow hair with teal streaks, to match her unusual cyan eyes. (She's always called Cyan-na) & she dresses mainly in black, deep brown, hot pink, blue, green and white. she always has make-up on in front of the camera, just enough to make her face prettier than normal. At school, where she is known as Cyanna (Kai-anna), she wears her glasses and no streak in her hair. (it's a clip-in) she wears different make-up and dresses in jeans and a t-shirt. She does this because she wants to be known as herself at school, not as "That big Youtuber" even if she's not particularly "popular" at school anyway.

Abilities: Unless you count make-up skills, acting, singing, good fashion sense, (all thanks to Beckii and Kaeyi,) or great skill at Minecraft parkour and survival, not much. unless being bullied, failing at building things on Minecraft, and failing epicly at PvP on said game are "abilites"

World: AU Bristol, England in year 2014 (starts in late june)

Notes: An orphan who was adopted as "Kaeyi's little sister" for a charity program, she quickly becomes a favourite of Dreamlings and decides one night while playing Minecraft with Martyn on his BFL to open up her own channel. At school, though, she refuses to tell anyone that she's really the popular Youtuber, even if she's bullied constantly.

What do all your stories have in common?

Most of my bigger stories are largely OC based, but not all.

Random fun fact about you: I wear glasses. Warning, people, no matter how good those books are or how much you love to read, do it too much and you WILL become near-sighted.

Something you've noticed that no one else seems to: Has anyone ever noticed that the code for entering the bank vault in the Yogscast survival games has the same code as the force field that surrounded the nuke under Blackrock?

In each one of your fandoms, what would you be?

Warriors: SilverSplash/Silver splash in stream, daughter of Brook and Stormfur, now resides in Riverclan.

Uglies/Pretties: I would probably been a tricky ugly, then a pretty, then possibly a Special.

Camp Half-Blood: Daughter of Trivia, at Camp Juipiter.

Minecraft: See CyanRose on skin stealer or something. BOOM, there's my epic skin :)

The rest, I'm not sure.

Lucky number: 6/12/26

Love life: I'm single and plan to stay that way, but there is rumors of some boys I know having crushes on me. There's also a rumor that I will beat the heck out of them if they ask me out. Right, FeatherFlower? ;) *Cough, cough* I'm looking at YOU Plastic Justice *cough, cough.* Fear for your life if you try and ask me out.

(I'm pretty sure I have more but now I'm lazy so I'll finish this sometime when I'm bored.)

Byyyeeeeeeee! (I've stolen a lot of stuff from other profiles!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), UnitedOsprey1991(USA), Dragonwolf12 (USA), Lazypika (NZ), SpiritedandLoyal (Canada)

Favourite songs/song quotes

cross that line- superchick- "that's not the secret, but I know what is, everybody dies but not everybody lives.(x2) I'm gonna run like I've got the cops on my tail, I'm gonna live my life like I'm out on bail, I'm gonna be up front gonna blaze the trail, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna cross that line!"

Screw the nether- Martyn Littlewood- "Don't expect to see any creepers, that's just one of my favourite features."

Stand in the rain- superchick- "she never slows down, she doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone feels like it's like it's all coming down,the shadows are long and she fears that if she cries, that first tear, the tears will not stop, raining down."

Form this way- Martyn Littlewood- "my best friend told me a year ago, he found an awesome game. I bought a code and when I logged on, it was a giant world made up of blocks. I turned my render distance up to far, he said 'let's go build an epic base!'"

you're gonna go far kid- the offspring- "teach me how to lie, you're getting better all the time, and turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach. another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd, and as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet."

hey hey-superchick- "(but I won't bow down even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy) so hey hey, this song is for us, so put your hands in the air if you're crazy like us, hey hey. hey hey, that's freedom you hear, comin' right to your ear, that's the sound from our fuss, hey hey."

anthem -superchick- "here's to the ones,(the ones,) who don't give up, (x3), this is your anthem, get your hands up, (music solo,) we are fire inside, we are lipstick and cleats, we are not going and we are playing for keeps, we are girls who skin knees, we are concrete and grace, we are not what you think, can't keep us in our place."

here's to never growing up- avril l.- "singing radio head at the top of our lungs, with the boombox blaring as we're falling in love," (that's right I'm a bad girl.)

so beautiful-superchick- "we are a thousand voices strong, we are each girl who sings this song, we are a beauty that's our own, and we are, and we are, so beautiful."

How do I craft this gain- Martyn Littlewood- "I'm all alone, learning, how do I craft this again."

Me against the world by Superchick- "They said don't try to change the world you're just a girl. So it's me against the world today, gonna doit my own way,"

*insert every single line from Area 11'ssongs here, please!*

(There's way more!)

Copy Pastes

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading all of the fanfictions you can, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else -say, your homework- copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are hungry while you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want an Ice cream sandwich while you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

You called me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, & nature is beautiful. You just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' things, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fan fiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, (250!? I've read a 450 in less than one day!) copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off

If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading, and writing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. If this saying applies to you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover,

Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB, ChetCheerio, Weightless, MiniFeverency, XxFaxness4everxX, xXFlyingWithoutWingsXx,Girl-with-black-wings, rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, Random1324, SpiritedandLoyal,

What sweet little girls are made of: Sunflowers and bows. What awesome little girls are made of: Gun powder and lead. Copy this if you’re awesome

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

-If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

-If you have WAY too much things to do on your hands and your on instead of doing them, copy and paste this in your profile.

-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

-Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

-Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

-If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

-98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing time wasting things, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you spend 10 hours on Fan-fiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you are a computer addict, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile

-If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile

-If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

-If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

-If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

-If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

-If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile. (FANG!!!)

-If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.

-97 of percent people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) was standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" Then copy & paste this on your profile :)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are a total spaz copy this on to your profile

If you absolutely HATE Justin Bieber then copy and paste this onto your profile.

94% of teens would die if Justin Bieber was abut to jump off a cliff, you are one of the 6% that would be screaming "DO A FLIP!!" then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Copy and paste if you want Justin Bieber to jump off a cliff. And would laugh your ass off.

Good friend Vs. Best friend

a good friend will comfort you when he rejects you

a best friend will go up to him and say "it's because you're gay isn't it?" (no offence intended to anyone!)

a good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you

a best friend will pass him in the hall and whisper "seven days"

a good friend helps you find your prince

a best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you

a good friend will help you move

a best friend will help you move the bodies

a good friend will bail you out of jail

a best friend will be in the cell right next to you saying "That was AWESOME!! lets do it again!"

a good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing

a best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

a good friend will help you learn to drive

a best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

a good friend will help you up when you fall

a best friend will point and laugh because they're the ones who tripped you[me]

a good friend will go to a concert with me

a best friend will help me kidnap the band

a good friend asks you for your number

a best friend asks you for their number

a good friend will hide you from the cops

a best friend is probably the reason they're after you

a good friend lets you make an idiot out of yourself in public

a best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

Fake vs. Real

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forever!

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best Friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell.
Best Friends: Already know not to tell.

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste"

Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.
Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass.

Friends: bail you outta jail.
Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song.

Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house.
Best Friends: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you.

Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
Best Friends: Are jumping right after you.

Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
Best Friends: are your weekend boarders.

Friends: are offended when you make fun of them.
Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven.

Friends: are shy around your boyfriend.
Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine.

Friends: don't see you if you're sick.
Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.

Friends: dare you to scream into the street.
Best Friends: dare you to go streaking.

Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Best Friends: are screaming and running with you.

Friends: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night.
Best Friends: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process.

Friends: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you.
Best Friends: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the shit out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her body if he/she hurts your best friend.

Friends: Ask why you're crying.
Best Friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

All of the above is true .

If you don't support homosexual relationships, fuck off because how would you feel if you WERE homosexual and it seems the whole world hates you for it, your bullied everyday and on the verge of suicide even though you didn't CHOOSE to be this way. THINK ABOUT IT.

Who says a straight person can't support gay marriage??

How To Tell if You are Obsessed with Minecraft (Copy and Paste to Your Profile)

1. You sing Minecraft Parodies

2. When someone says "hiss" you immediately think of Creepers

3. When someone says "Butter" you think of Skydoesminecraft

4. When your teacher teaches about obsidian, you wonder where the portal part is

5. You can have a full out battle because you disagree if gold is called butter

6. In an Easter Egg hunt, you find the golden egg and cheer "The Golden Apple!!"

7. When you hear about slime, you say "Jerry! Ipo!! No!!"

8. You think you're being followed by an Enderman

9. You eat pancakes. With butter and blueberries!

10. When you hear a song, you sing the Minecraft version

11. "Nuke" is a trigger word

12. Truces suck. 'Nuff said

13. In laser tag, you scream "SHOOT HIM!! GET HIM!!"

14. You think you can go to sleep the second you hit the bed

15. You wonder why your skin doesn't heal after you eat

16. You think there are only a limited number of paintings

17. You actually made a bow

18. Your friends think you're crazy talking about butter, silver, slimes, Tekkit war, mining, and everything else

19. You can identify ores in real life

20. YOU READ THIS AND GOT EVERY REFERENCE!!!

Quotes and Sayings

--I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

--People that don't know me, think I'm quiet. People that know me, wish I was.

--I speak Sarcasm as a second language

--Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

--Screw hugs. I’m going to tackle you when I see you.

--Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Drive like you stole it!

--Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

--Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

--Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--Normal people worry me.

--And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution!

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.

--I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

--I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

--I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

--You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you

--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. And then Teep shot Barney.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

--Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

--"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

--Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and anime/manga for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door — ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten; when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 100 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying!

-The only reason some people get lost in thought, is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.

-Love me, or hate me; personally I could care less

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. And if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" — a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that mother f*cker upside the head.

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-Friends will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

-Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else -say, your homework- copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are hungry while you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want an Ice cream sandwich while you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

more quotes!

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

"It's a dam Percy Jackson thing." copy and paste this to your profile if you get it!

How to tell if you're a Yognaught:

1. You think that there's nothing that can't be solved by digging a hole, a giant fan (Or tesla coil.), or large amounts of t.n.t.
2. You believe you're being stalked by Israphael.
3. You start thinking that there are nukes under your house.
4. You build your own personal island and fill it with pigs.
5. You actually built a wall of machines.
6. The only thing you think about are Minecraft, Minecraft mods, and anything Minecraft related.
7. The other only thing you think about is the Yogscast, Yogscast stuff, and everything Yogscast related.
8. You talk to mushrooms.
9. You personally feel that the Nether can go screw itself.
10. You think that brown mushrooms are evil and red mushrooms are good.
11. You keep trying to make a Ring of Arcana, Void Ring, or Red Matter Katar (And keep wondering why they aren't working.).
12. You start using British words or phrases with a really convincing accent.
13. You spontaneously start singing "Screw the Nether", "Form this Way", or "Dwarf Hole.".
14. You want to be a potato when you grow up.
15. You built an exact replica of Blackrock, Mistral City, Duncan's Castle, or Honeydew Inc.
16. When you hear the word "Dwarf", you automatically think of Honeydew.
17. Your friends think you're crazy when you talk about "King Barry".
18. You quote the Yogscast at least once a day.
19. You've actually tasted a Jaffa cake.
20. You watch the Yogscast all day, every day.

(If you're a Yognaught and proud of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a A & W's burger sticker: "Delicious. The burger, not the sticker." (Yeah, because people enjoy eating stickers.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.

Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

Happy endings are unrealistic.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

The general public doesn't know anything.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

If you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you.

Comments (Write a comment then post your pen-name in bold):

LOLZ!-Jetleged philly girl

HHMMM, What about dead cats haunting you? a big blue ball of cheese5627

What about: Evil cats can come back to life? Silver water that dapples rock

When the dead evil cats come back... just to steal your food and mug you. ShadowShinigamiWolf

It's like a frickin' soap opera. "So then Lionblaze told Cinderheart about the prophecy so she wouldn't be worried when he went into battle, and she said they couldn't be mates anymore because he was more important than her. Then it turns out she's the reincarnation of Cinderpelt, who died protecting her, and she finds out because Jayfeather shows her, and then Yellowfang is mad at him because StarClan is mad at her for telling him to tell Cinderheart because the clan needs more medicine cats for the upcoming battle with the the Dark Forest, which Ivypool, Cinderheart's apprentice, is part of, along wih Tigerheart, the forbiden ShadowClan mate of Ivypool's sister Dovewing, who is also Lionblaze's apprentice, who's related to Lionblaze because it's his father's sister's son, only not really because Brambleclaw wasn't their father and Squirrelflight wasn't their mother, Squirrelfilght's sister broke the warrior code and had a mate from Windclan, who she tried to run away with but came back to her clan when badgers attacked. Then she had kits and Squirrelflight pretended they were her own to protect her sister because she was a medicine cat and medicine cats can't have kits and they all found out when Hollyleaf, Lionblaze's sister told everyone at the gathering and she found out because Squirrelflight confessed it to them when Ashfur was about to kill them as revenge for Squirrelflight choosing Brambleclaw over him. Then when Brambleclaw finds out Squirrelflight has been lying to him all this time he leaves her...

What ever happened to "Sandstorm was mad at Fireheart, so he apologized and they confessed they loved eachother." What ever happened to that?--Yumleethelimabean

Why is it that the most amazing cats have tragic deaths, the beautiful die early, the evil die with lots of gore, and the cats with unusaul bloodlines get all the attention? also, why did Willowpelt and Patchpelt become mates if they are siblings from different litters? (if you don't know, their kit was Graystripe.) -SpiritedandLoyal or silverspalsh/ silver splash in stream

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, cake, pie, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

Here's a warriors game-thing:

List your top five favorite warrior characters

Firestar, Silerstream, Graystripe, Sandstorm and Feathertail

What do you think of the name 2's beginning and 5's ending?

Silvertail? not a bad name, not to mention a sad mother-daughter tribute.

What do you think the genre of a book would be with 3's ending and 4's ending?

Stripestorm?no idea

What would a cat named 5's beginning and 1's ending look like?

featherstar? ah yeah, umm, gray with white paws and tail tip maybe?

Write a prophecy about how (1's beginning and 4's ending) and (4's beginning and 3's beginning) will save their clan.

sandtail and firestorm? first off, epic name, and, umm, i honestly don't know...

What can you tell about 5's beginning and 3's beginning just from their name?

that they are white/silver/gray and fluffy maybe?

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1- Reyanna (my OC; just wait and see!)

2- Rythain

3- zoey

4- Lalna

5- Kaeyidream

6-Inthelittlewood

7- sototallytoby

8- Lomadia

9- Kim

10- Teep

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Lalna "hey, i wanted to tell you guys about this new science experemient im doing!"

Zoey " As long as it doesnt have to do with nukes, i'm excited!"

Lomadia " why do i feel as if i'm missing something here? what do you mean nukes?"

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

umm, Reyanna's, because Whiterock is pretty cool and has a library!

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Rythian, because he hates Lalna.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

umm, lots of cookie dough everywhere, because Reyanna's not very good at baking much else.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

umm, Lalna i guess.. No! were is my zoethian loyalty? help! why did i answer this question?

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

umm, Toby kidnaping Rythian and Kaeyi paying ransom? all i have to say is, what the nether?

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

NC.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because Toby almost beat Martyn at the survival games.

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Kim- " Hey guys, sorry I'm late, there were alot of chickens in my house..."

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Me- "umm, hi? what happened?"

Kim- "don't play truth or dare with Minty..."

Kaeyidream- "we had a girls slumber party last night, didn't get the chance to sleep it off..."

Me- " why wasn't i invited?" :(

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Rythian- "no! Zoey! whoever did this to my apprentice will pay!"

Kim- " watch out Rythian, your enemy has an apprentice to..."

Rythian- "aha! the perfect way to get revenge for two things at once! with Sjin dead, Kim wont know what to do!"

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Martyn- "Sapling power!"

*saves both*

Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?

Lomadia- "no problem, I'll just go kill a few pigs."

Zoey- "No! I'll go get some apples from those trees, i'm vegatarian!"

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Kim- " Kaeyi! Are you okay?"

Kaeyi- "Yeah, I'll live. Martyn's looking after me."

Kim- "hey, remember that time we had a slumber party at Minty's?"

Kaeyi- " That's what this reminds me of!"

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

NC.

another one!!! yay!!

LIST YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD:

1- Rythian

2-Zoey

3-Martyn

4-Toby

5-Kaeyi

6-Thalia

7-Lalna

8-Reyanna (sorry, I'm obsessed with my own OC!)

9- Percy

10-Annabeth

Number 1 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

me- "What the heck is going on!"

Number 3 walks into the bathroom while you're showering.

me- "martyn! shouldn't you be at Yogtowers! or in England, at least!"

Martyn- "i just wanted to give you a Martyn badge!"

Me- "Just leave it on my dresser! I'll take good care of it!"

Number 4 announces he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow.

Ummm... Annabeth is going to kill Toby so many times, Martyn will be jealous!

Number 5 cooks you dinner.

Umm... I honestly don't know anthing about Kaeyi cooking, but here goes... oh, forget it!

Number 8 gets into the hospital somehow.

Me- "What is it with you and breaking bones??!" (i would go on but it would have spoilers for my stories!)

Number 9 makes fun of your friends.

Percy- "All of your friends suck!"

Me- "Hey! One of my friends dressed up as you for favorite book charecter day at school! You should feel honored!"

Number 10 ignores you for hours.

Me- "I outsmarted her."

Annabeth- "I hate you now."

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Rythian- *pulls out red katar and sends them fleeing for there lives*

Me- "Thanks! I was starting to think I'd never see the new Blackrock Chronicle!

Rythian- "Can't have that happen!"

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me- "owww!"

Zoey- "Don't worry! I'm a docter!"

Me- " Just take me to Sick bay or something!"

Zoey- "oh! I know that place! That's were i was trained!"

Me- "..."

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me- *unwraps present* "Yay! A martyn Badge!"

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Toby- "She'll be fine, She has a ring of ignition!"

me- "ah yeah, This ring is awesome!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Kaeyi- "Let's make vlog!"

Me- "Noooo!!!!" *runs away and hides*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

NC. Nuff' said

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Lalna- " I'm not good with this sort of thing..."

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Percy- "Relax and you'll be fine!"

Me- "You really don't know anything about gymnastics do you? Relaxing is one of the last things you want to do in front of the judges!"

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Annabeth- "what are you laughing about?"

Me- "I pranked the entire Aphrodite cabin!"

Annabeth- "Why didn't you invite me!?"

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Umm, He has the coolest voice ever, and- Help me! I'm being attacked by mushrooms and giant fans! *gets blown away*

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me- "Rythian and Annabeth are going to kill You! As a matter of fact, I might too! you just ruined my two favorite couples ever!"

Zoey- "I was joking! It was the Aphrodite cabin, I swear!"

*Me, Annabeth and Rythian attack the Aphrodite cabin*

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents/friends. Would you get along?

Me- "Kaeyi! please don't-"

SpiritedandLoyal was slain by Kaeyidream

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No. Just no.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me- "What horrible alternate universe am I trapped in!!!"

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me- "Lalna, why do you keep looking at me?"

Lalna- "Your hair looks like something went horribly wrong in the lab. Trust me, I know."

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I'm not answering this one, sorry peeps! It would be spoilers!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

First off, Percy shy??!! Help! I'm still trapped in this alternate universe! Help!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

WHY AM I STILL TRAPPED IN A HORRIBLE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! SOMEONE SAVE ME, I BEG OF YOU!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

I think Toby said "Screw lapis." one to many times and now Martyn is hiding the body.

Would 2 trust 5?

Probably, yeah.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Annabeth- "#killToby!"

SoTotallyToby was slain by Annabeth Chase

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Rythian- "As long as-"

Kaeyi- "Don't worry Rythian, I asked Zoey and she said you weren't very good at science so I signed us up for that!"

Rythain- "Zoey, I need to talk to you. Now."

Zoey- "But Rythian, I'm feeding the Mooshrooms!"

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Thalia- "I was never very good at cooking..."

Martyn- "oh well, let's just have some of the tea I made!"

Thalia- *Drinks tea and spits it out* "What type of tea is that?!"

Martyn- "Pine tea!"

Thalia- "I think I'm going to be sick..."

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Percy- "Hydro facilty!"

Lalna- "As long as I get to work on the machines I'm good!"

Percy- "Are you related to Annabeth?"

Lomadia- "I might be!"

Annabeth- " both very possible..."

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Reyanna- "Is this good?"

Kaeyi- "It's not bad.. not bad at all!

Martyn- "Kaeyi, you look amazing!"

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Thalia- "Percy... I'm a Hunter of Artemis!"

Percy- "... oh, Hades."

Annabeth- "speaking of Hades, why does this picture look a bit like Nico?"

Percy- "I assumed that Thals would be into someone a bit dark..."

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

The time they snuck out at night to see each other in The Mark Of Athena, of course!

1 accidentally kicks 10.

Rythian- "sorry, Annabeth!"

Annabeth- "It's okay."

Toby- "Why did you kill me when I poked you but not him?"

Annabeth- "You did it on purpose, and you didn't apoligise!"

Toby- "...Oh."

2 sends a message to his/her boy/girlfriend but 9 got it. What would happen?

Percy- "Ummm, Zoey, I think the message you sent to Rythian got sent to me instead..."

Zoey- "How on earth did that happen?"

*Lomadia, Annabeth and Lalna giggle evily*

Me- "Yep, those three are siblings alright!"

5 and 6 do a workout together.

Thalia- "Come on, Kaeyi!"

Kaeyi- "Why can't we just jump on the trampoline?"

Thalia- "I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'll fall off."

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday.

Thalia- "Why wasn't I invited to your party?"

Me- "Because We were going to the CN tower!"

Thalia- "but you're afraid of heights!

Me- " why do you think we're talking in the lobby?"

7 wins the lottery.

Lalna- " Why did I enter the lottery if I had a condenser full of diamond back at my castle?"

Me- "I have no Idea."

8 has quite a big secret.

Okay, I'm trying not to have spoilers for when my story comes out but here goes...

Reyanna- "...My hair is natural. I have no explanation as to why it is brown with a blonde streak and a black streak!

Me- "I do..."

Reyanna-" You do!? How? and that's just creepy!

Me- "I'm the author, and i created you!"

everyone else- "That's just really creepy.."

9 becomes a singer.

Annabeth- " Percy? what is going on here?"

Percy- ' I think we're still stuck in that alternate universe!"

Me- "Help!"

10 gets a daughter.

Annabeth- "She's so cute! she has Blonde hair and green eyes!'

Percy- " Can we call her Alexzandra?"

Rythian- "I think I like that name better than Jim."

What does 1 think of 2?

Rythain- "She's amazing, funny, beautiful, smart,and crazy."

Me- "Awwww!"

How would 3 greet 4?

martyn- "Hello everybody. I'm Inthelittlewood, also known as Martyn, and I'm here with Toby today. Hi, Toby!"

Toby- "..."

What would 4 envy about 5?

Toby- "Kaeyi has a trampoline!"

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Kaeyi- "It's a horrible nightmare about going to a workout session with Thalia!"

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Both can be a little scary at times, be it showing off a science experimeint or her sheild.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Spoilers! nuff'said

Where would 8 meet 9?

At camp or at Whiterock, one of the two.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Percy- " It doesn't matter if I tell her or not, she finds out anyways!"

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Glowing purple eyes. nuff' said

Is 3 Gay?

Martyn- " I have a girlfriend! what does that tell you?"

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IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

I've redone this since I now have actual music on Ipod and not slips of paper in a hat!

Opening Credits: New world- Skydoesminecraft- ????

Waking Up: Form this way- Martyn Littlewood- my life was forming that way??? No clue.

First day at school: So this is Yogscast- Yogscast Kim- Not bad!

Making your best friend: The legendary Sannin- Area 11- not sure...

Falling in Love: Euphemia-Area 11- that's worrying!

Breaking Up: T.N.T. - ACDC- ...

Prom: Hey hey- Superchick- woah, super fitting!

Graduation: Heaven-piercing Giga drill- Area 11- NC

Lifes Okay: Dream and reality- Area 11- maybe...

Death of a close Friend: The strays- Area 11- OMG that's sad

Mental Breakdown: Knightmare/frame- Area 11- really fitting!

Driving: Screw the Nether- Martyn Littlewood- okay...

Getting Back Together:Vectors-Area 11- ?...

Birth of a child: Cross the line- Superchick- the fudge?

Wedding scene: How do I craft this again?- Martyn Littlewood- ...

Car Accident: Anthem- Superchick- not that bad...

Final Battle:Bosozoku symphonic- Area 11 - sadness...

Death scene: Sjindig time- Yogscast Sjin- the fudge??!!?

Funeral Song: Minecraft Christmas- Area 11- ?...

Ending credits:Go!! fighting action power- Area 11- okay...

Deleted Scene: System;start- area 11- I'm scared now...

On the subject of songs, If you want a good laugh and like warriors, search up "The real reason Tigerstar wants to kill Bluestar" on youtube; It's the first one to pop up, shows Tigerstar with a chainsaw.

Yogscast Quiz

Lewis:
[X] You are intelligent.
[ ] You have accomplished something very notable.
[ ] You whistle when you talk.
[X] You wear glasses.
[X] You could be considered a bit of a nerd.
[X] You are a leader.
4/6

Simon:
[x] You lose your temper easily.
[ ] You are... less intelligent.
[X] You love cute things.
[ ] You love cake.
[ ] You like fire and explosions.
[X] You often quote movies.
3/6

Hannah:
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You are a good singer.
[X] You have a fear of needles.
[x] You are skilled in archery.
[X] People think you're attractive.
[x] You love owls.
4/6

Sips:
[ ] You're married.
[x] You have a crude, often bizarre sense of humor.
[ ] You have very pale skin.
[x] You use slang of your own invention.
[X] You're a bit insane.
[X] You are prone to swearing.
4/6

Nilesy:
[ ] You have a thing for pools
[X] You aren't the greatest at fighting.
[ ] You snort when you laugh.
[x] You are a terrible singer.
[ ] Almost nobody finds you attractive.
[ ] You read Homestuck.
2/6

Rythian:
[X] You prefer magic to science.
[X] You get deeply immersed in games.
[X] You often wear dark clothing.
[X] You can be mysterious.
[ ] You don't use much technology.
[ ] You are colorblind to some degree.
4/6

Zoey:
[X] You are AWESOME.
[ ] You always have something nice to say.
[X] You are very shy.
[ ] You love plants and nature.
[ ] You are bisexual or bi-curious.
[X] You have, at some point, named random objects and held long, thought-provoking conversations with them.
3/6

Results: Lewis, Hannah, Sips and Rythian.

Shadow of Israphel Quiz

Xephos:
[ ] You are cautious.
[X] You can be a voice of reason.
[ ] You are easily frightened.
[X] You look at things logically.
[X] You hoard useless things.
[X] You like to plan ahead.
[X] You are more intelligent than your best friend.
5/7

Honeydew:
[ ] You are shorter than your peers.
[ ] You are above-average in terms of strength.
[ ] You are clumsy and make mistakes often.
[ ] SCREW PLANNING AHEAD! LEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIINS!
[ ] You love to dig and play in dirt.
[ ] You can be a pyromaniac.
[x] You frequently burst into song.
1/7

Old Peculier / Knight Peculier / Verigan Antioch II:
[ ] You have a traumatic past.
[ ] You have a crush.
[ ] You run out of breath easily.
[X] You have true friends.
[X] You have enemies.
[ ] You look older than you actually are.
[X] You are friendly.
3/7

Skylord Lysander:
[ ] You like to fly and aren't afraid of heights.
[ ] You own a vehicle of some sort.
[ ] You have been tied, locked up, or imprisoned in some way. (Some kids tied me to a tree when I was little.)
[X] You know someone who's a bit of a freak.
[X] People have blamed you for things you weren't responsible for.
[ ] You've walked around half-naked at some point, either outside or alone.
[ ] You have a moustache.
2/7

Skylord Jasper:
[x] You wear vibrant clothing.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You can be stubborn and self-centered.
[ ] Your sexuality is questionable at best.
[ ] You have smoked or used drugs.
[ ] You enjoy bondage.
[ ] You have a butler, maid, or other servant.
1/7

Israphel:
[ ] You usually wear black clothing.
[X] You let others do the work for you.
[X] You are fiercely intelligent.
[ ] You have done things that could be described as horrific (murder, arson, kidnapping, ransom, etc.)
[X] You rarely lose or fail to accomplish things.
[ ] You are extremely pale, to the point of almost being albino.
[X] Some people hate you, others bend over backwards to make you happy.
4/7

Results: Xephos and a bit of Israphel... hmmm...

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

Yeah, I didn't do this.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors!

Name: Silversplash (Silver splash in stream)

Clan: RiverClan, formerly the Tribe of rushing water

Position: Warrior/Prey-hunter

Mother: Brook (Brook where small fish swim) (warrior/Prey-hunter)

Father: Stormfur (warrior, once a cave-guard)

Brothers: N/A

Sister: N/A

Mate: N/A

Kits: N/A

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Fav Quotes:

"Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson, from one of the books.

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth

"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Thief

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

"Humans see what they want to see." - Someone from The Lightning Thief

"Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing." - Chiron, The Lightning Thief

"Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world." - Someone, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said
"That's not what I meant."
— Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse

"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood, The Lightning Thief

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"Because I'm your friend Seasweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"- Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Theif

"Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade, The Titan's Curse

"If I could get a quarter for all the curses he said, I would get 500 dollars" -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"This is a pen. This is a PEN" -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief movie

Percy:"...and you were a human - goat hybrid... thing"
Grover: "The politically correct term is satyr." -Percy Jackson and Grover Underwood, The Lightning Theif movie

"I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet" Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Theif movie

"First rule of battle strategy. Don't ever let your opponent distract you" Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Theif movie

Grover: Guys, I cannot pee with her watching!"
[the passing maid sees the head, screams, and runs off]"
Annabeth: We better leave before Homeland Security shows up" Annabeth Chase and Grover Underwood, The Lightning Theif movie

"Percy: Oh I wish I could spend all day in the water instead of this place"
"Grover: Oh like High School without the musical" Percy Jackson and Grover Underwood, The Lightning Theif movie

"What else can you do to me, I'm already in hell!" Persephone, The Lightning Theif movie

If your a half blood, copy this over to your profile and add your name:

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

Nicobeth-Annico

Shockra2000

Karmabear2050

Justinlin7/Justin

SpirirtedandLoyal

Origionally by Karmabear2050

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Origionally by psychncislover

Quick! write down 12 random characters from your story!

1. Zoeya

2. Rythian

3. Reyanna

4. Lalna

5. Xephos

6. KaeyiDream

7. Toby/ SoTotallyToby

8. Lomadia

9. Kim/NanoSounds

10. Teep

11. Martyn/InTheLittleWood

12. Sjin (I ran out of ideas, sue me.)

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Of course I have! InTheLittleDream FTW!!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

No. Smart, not hopeless, just really close.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Minty and Xephos would absoultley freak, and I would too.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Couple. Mostly involve Strawfingers.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Not really...

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

5/9. Kim and Xephos... really weird, but not that far out.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Dafudge?

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Teep teaches Reyanna how to be an epic archer like him. ABSOULTE EPICNESS, I'm doing that now.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Not romantic fluff... maybe one where they're talking about Rythian and Xephos?

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Toby wants to be as good as Martyn- Toby askes Sjin, farmer extrodanaire, to teach him about trees so he can impress Martyn and not get beat up all the time.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

yeah, I think.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Nope, I'm a lone Sapling IRL... my friend has memorized Screw the Nether though.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

No...

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

He's mute...

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

something about owls!

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Zoeya and Kaeyi give Sjin advice for impressing Minty

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

I repeat line 7... Dafudge? Teep's mute, and with Rythian??!!

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Zoeya and Lomadia are in a happy relationship until Xephos runs off with Kim. After Lomadia dumps Zoeya for Sjin, Kaeyi retaliates by dating Sjin herself. Alone and broken-hearted, Zoeya travels in search of a friend. (non-mushroom.) Finally, Zoeya meets Lalna and Toby. the three loners meet Teep, who (Somehow) tells them them to search for love. Lalna finds Reyanna, Toby gets Martyn, (TWO SHIPS NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER TO APPEAR IN MY STORIES!!!) but now Zoeya stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Rythian and Kaeyi! (just go with Rythian, Zoeya. You know, I miss you, I need you, I love you kinda thing everyone calls Zoethian and loves forever and ever and ever!)

19) What would be a good title for the story above?

I have no idea where this came from!

20) What would the genre(s) be?

drama and randomness

Origionally from Sasusaku123356 (changed it around a lot)

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name.The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it to your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw, Scarheart, LarkThatSingsAtDawn, Dawneyes, Tabbyfire, Selah Lament, Stormfeather, Faithblossom, Mosslight, Silversplash (Silver splash in stream),

You Know You're Obsessed With Warriors When...

You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else.

When you get a pet cat, you give it a Warrior name.

You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!"

You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'.

You insult people by calling them Kittypets.

You've given yourself a warrior name.

You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'.

You wish your kitty could fight like that!

When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you wondered whether it was a loner or a rogue.

You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not.

You write Warriors fanfiction.

You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books.

You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people.

You've read at least ten of the Warriors books.

You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any).

You copy and paste this list on your profile.

And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS!

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

Nick

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

R

4. Your month of birth?

November

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

black- I'm a bad girl at heart.

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

Callee

7. Your favorite number?

6

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

lake, personally.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

that Blackrock will continue again soon now that Zoey's computer is working again!

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

I know two Nick's... and one's a family member.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom. (What if I decide to go Hunter of Artemis style? Huh?!)

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (Yes.)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Let's see... I already have more than a dozen... opps I'm a rebel.)

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! My birthday is in Nov. so it better be!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you don't like stereotypes copy and paste this into your profile, then add something to the bottom

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I'm OBVIOUSLY go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm in a ROCK BAND, so I MUST do drugs and be a bad influence.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink, too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a w* myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to REN. FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I have a learning disorder, so I MUST be unable to function in society without the help of ten million people
I'm UNIQUE, so I MUST be insane.
I watch the YOGSCAST, so I MUST have no social life
I'm FRENCH CANADIAN, so I MUST love maple syrup.
MY EYES SOMETIMES CHANGE COLOURS, so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH SKYDOESMINECRAFT, so I MUST always call gold Budder and kill every squid I see.
I LIKE PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS, so I MUST secretly believe in the Olympian gods and worship them.
I BUILD STUFF ON MINECRAFT, so I MUST only care about being symatrical.
I HAVE TOO MANY INSIDE JOKES WITH MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be crazy and obsessed.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl,The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Hay Lin rox, D.J. Scales, Alana Fox, Princess Anika Chan, LexiLopezi, Enderchild 080, SpiritedandLoyal,

Few people have the imagination for reality. -Goethe

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. -Bertrand Russell

Am i not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -Abaham Lincoln

You can not sink someones else's end of the boat and still keep your own afloat. -Charles Bower

To be busy is man's only happiness. -Mark Twain

"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own." -Mythbusters

"With great power, comes great need to take a nap." -Nico de Angelo

"I don't like their Tacos. I sue them!" -Bradley Trask

"Listening to the news? Again?" "Well yes, it tends to change everyday." -Harry Potter

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown (but only if you do a dramatic frown), 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

"He's adopted."

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse!"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

"You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero

"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk,

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan)

I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

Stolen from MyDimension

Random Area 11 questions I just made up. (This is taken from Crazy Yognaught)

Copy and paste onto your profile if you love Area 11

What's your favourite Area 11 song? Oh... Shi no Barado, Vectors, Euphemia, Knightmare/frame! I can't pick!

Who is your favourite member of Area 11? Sparklez* !!!!

Do you get any of the anime refrences in Area 11 songs? No, sadly. Anime isn't very popular in Canada, I seem to find.

How much do you listen to Area 11? I'm atheist, but their music and Youtube could be considered my religon.

Could you name most of Area 11's songs? *flips over Ipod* I won't cheat! System;start, vectors, Euphemia, Shi no Barado, Minecraft christmas, The legendary Sannin, Bosozoku symphonic, Cassandra pt. 2, Toyko house party, Go!! fighting action power, Dreams and reality, Heaven peircing giga drill, The strays. Burned!

Put this on your page if you're a true Warriors fan!

If you think Erin Hunter should've made a "Last Hope" epilogue, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you think JK Rowling should've made stories about Harry Potter's kids instead of writing adult books about who-knows-what, copy and paste this on your profile!

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think that Onestar was a really awesome warrior, but was a really awful leader.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you like copying and pasting things on your profile :)

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're random!

Copy and paste this on your profile just to copy and paste something on your profile.

If you're a girl but the furthest thing from a damsel-in-distress, copy and past this into your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are part of the less than 1 percent that questions the legitimacy of such a fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried drugs. If you actually did research and found out that it was 47 percent at most, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX,Alexandria Volturi, 123GetEnlightened, Alice-in-Wonderland-fan888, Jayjay's-Pie-Stand, Drizzleheart0419, SpiritedandLoyal,

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Warriors and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247, ThatStupidLamb95, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, Vampiresswolf, Jayjay's-Pie-Stand, Drizzleheart0419

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these. (GO US!)

"I am a girl who reads more than talks,

I would rather sit in a tree alone than in a crowd of people,

They offered me popularity

more than once

but I turned them down,

I am a girl who doesn't gossip about the least popular girl with her friends

I am that least popular girl.

I am also a girl who prefers few great friends than a lot of backstabbers those other girls call friends

but I am not a girl who cries,

I will not get pushed down,

words will never hurt me,

I am rising,

I am stronger

than all those other girls who insult

and I always will be too"

-Madison

Copy and paste this is you are like this girl. I bet 97 percent of you won't because you don't want to admit you're not popular!

If you have posted 2 or less constructive criticism copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like cats more than dogs copy and paste this onto your profile

If you swear your half-cat copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're reading my profile copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love the warriors series copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love the hunger games copy and paste this onto your profile

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you had made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end.

you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water.

you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.

you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again.

you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we don't get to eat today.

your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

you roll your eyes when your baby cries. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

if you don't copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how conceited you really are.

copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops.

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!

when girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Cαllιηg мє WEAK ωση't мαкє уσυ STRONG,
Cαllιηg мє UGLY ωση't мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
Cαllιηg мє MEAN ωση't мαкє уσυ NICE,
Cαllιηg мє WEIRD ωση't мαкє уσυ COOL,
Cαllιηg мє NERDY ωση't мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
Callιηg мє BORING ωση't мαкє уσυ FUN,
Callιηg мє SHY ωση't мαкє уσυ OUTGOING,
Callιηg мє GAY ωση't мαкє уσυ STRAIGHT,
Cαllιηg мє FAKE ωση't мαкє уσυ REAL,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...
єνєяу ιηѕυlt уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηlу нυяtιηg YOU!

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,viva9626, CayennePeppr, OrangeSugar, StoriesAreMagic, Little Christian, FishE1, spammessages222, Rainheart344, PowerinPink, ZaneWalker, SkyguysSnips, DJMidge, SpiritedandLoyal,

Most girls; Are cheerleaders
Other girls; Are captain of the wrestling team
Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them
Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"
Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom
Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.
Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister
Other girls: Play video games with their brother
Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge
Other girls: Play pranks
Most girls; Slap people
Other girls: Punch people
Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats
Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap
Most girls; Would think this was garbage
Other girls; Would copy and paste this

99.9% of girls would die if Justin Bieber went missing. If you are the remaining .1% that would be poking your prisoner with a metal stick put this on your profile (Yeah! I hate Bieber.)

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! (BYE, BYE EDWARD! MUWAHAHAHA! I hate Twilight.)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile (I have to go through with this kind of girl every single day. She has been bullying me since 3rd grade. :( )

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. (which I do, I love reading other peoples profiles, it gives me stuff to put on my profile! Man, I need to write a story soon.)

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, Spottedpool, oOHawkpathOo, CandyBunnies, Jay Nice, NinjagoMidgeGirl, SpiritedandLoyal,

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 8

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 2

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 7

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 8

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 3

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 3

And I'm fire! (Leo Valdez in girl form, yeah?)

50 Questions

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I tried to climb the back of a chair when I was a baby and it fell on me. I now have a scar on the back of my head somewhere, under my Divergent hair- it can not be controlled.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A few shelves, reading light, few pictures

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I don't actually know. I might snore when my allergies kick in, though.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Gaijin rock, some hard/soft/alt/punk/christian rock as well.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? less homework, more trips. and a perfect dress so I don't have to go shopping... ughh

5. Did you notice 5 and 6 are swapped around? and I care again why?

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? my ferrets Cherry and Finn, and my brother's cat Tanner.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Laptop, Ipod, stuffed animal collection, generally really random schist

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? about 5'5 and growing

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Kind of.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not anymore.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? it was a fanfiction... yep

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Ummm... There are different types of perfume?

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't care much, as long as it's not gross. and I like those big eyes. those definitely make my favorite fanarts. WHAT? You thought I was actually talking about real boys? eww...

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? a bookstore, maybe.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? only if chocolate milk counts!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? some type of meat. and cheese. MEAT LOVERS

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? ice cream, Reese's peanut butter cup, or meat lover's pizza

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No. but my computer club teacher did once.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? A bunch of cool Christmas stuff that was handmade

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? nope.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Hello and welcome to the hand-me-down only help line, how may I help you?

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? horses, ferrets, dog & cat

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? see above

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I fall in love with fictional characters even though they're gonna die/I ship them with someone else

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO You? maybe a card?

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 12

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? I'm both, beat that

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't know...

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? idiots.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UK? I've never been there in the first place, but I'd like to visit Bristol.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? lack of courage, and anger issues

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Ace Burpee, a radio dude

37. FIRST JOB? Does volunteering count? if then then none.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope.

39. DO YOU SWEAR? Yes...

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Watching InTheLittleDream.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? as a baby, yeah.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? writing skills, TBH. teachers like them.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope, and probably never will.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? AREA 11.YOGSCAST/SKYDOESMINECRFAFT MERCH or Minecraft stuff, or Itunes/bookstore cards

45. How are you? a bit tired.

6. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? First name after and actress, second my grandma(or great-grandma, can't remember) and then third after a country's older name.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever shampoo is in the bathroom.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Does it look like I care?

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAT? STEAK, HAM, PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, BEEF JERKY, TACO BEEF, MEAT, MEAT, MEAT i like meat

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Cracking knuckles and biting fingernails, and a whole bunch of other stuff

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I have one CD and it's Avril Lavigne.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? how would that work???

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No, can't say they do. Personality does.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? depends on how angry. sometimes... you don't wanna know. I get pissed really bad sometimes.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Grandma's or school

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My little pony and LPS

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No. JOY TO THE WORLD, BARNEY IS DEAD, DA-DA-DAAA

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Oh, no, not at all, I NEVER use sarcasm (if you didn't catch that, I am concerned for you.)

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? POTATOES I dislike Mac and cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone who is kind and has a good sense of humor. and likes books and gaming.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? they're somewhere up at the top of the profile, currently feeling lazy

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? AREA FLIPPIN 11 YES YES YES!!!

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? I don't really watch TV

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? N/A here

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? chocolate peanutbutter or root beer... or just some type of chocolate!

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yup.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? IDK

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64 YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS TO ANNOY ME... are working...

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? IDK

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't care.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Sjin and Duncan's commentating

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Grandma

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? what they're doing

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? something by AREA 11

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? my brother

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November has my birthday, December Christmas, April chocolate, etc.they are all okay I guess

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I do not discriminate between Zodiac signs. I like Scorpio bets though, Because I'm one. I never said I wasn't biased.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? some\where between blonde and brown

86. EYE COLOR? grey/green/blue

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? IDK... Subway or A&W

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried it.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Yogscast.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? MEH. whichever day it was that the InTheLittleDream Channel came out. Or Jan 5th, their anniversary

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Flute

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Politiques. "Poli" meaning "many" and "Ticks" meaning "blood sucking parasites" TAKE A GUESS

95. KISSES OR HUG? Depends on the relationship. Friends I'll hug, family members get a kiss on the cheek, and if I'm in a relationship, both.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships. I'm not stupid.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? IIDK

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? don't got one

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Rip Tide

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I know a guy who likes me but 'm waiting until I'm older before I even think of having relationships!

That was more than 50 questions. NO SCHIST, MURDOCK

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, ArtemisApollo97, SpiritedandLoyal,

1) Have you ever been asked out? I was asked to dance once- turned out later he'd been dared. It didn't matter, I'd already kicked him inthe soft spot.

2) Where did you get your default picture? Currently don't got one cuz I'm lazy

3) What's your middle name? ASDFGHJKL;

4) Your current relationship status? Single

5) Does your crush like you back? Don't got a crush... why do people always assume that people like someone??

6) What is your current mood? Random, bored, etc.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? ... why is this question here?

8) What color shirt are you wearing? light blue Aeropostale shirt

9) Missing something? Normality, duh

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? ... I don't actually know. I don't like the idea of butterfly effects, so maybe nothing.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? FERRET DUH

12) Ever had a near death experience? I came close to drowning when I was really little. Ten years later, I'm still working on forcing myself to put my head under water in pools, etc.

13) Something you do a lot? Read, write, play Minecraft, eat, sleep, watch Youtube

14) The song stuck in your head? Tokyo House Party from Area 11

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? ArtemisApollo97

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Emma Stone I think.

17) When was the last time you cried? I got teary eyed lots but it's been a long time since I really cried

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? No... I suck at singing, I just can't sing

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? CHARMSPEAK. I can just convince people to stop fighting wars and stuff!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? If they're arrogant or not.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? TIM HORTONS IS BETTER! FORGOT STARBUCKS I HAVE NEVER GONE TO STARBUCKS XD okay clam now *deep sigh* sorry. I'm Canadian. But I normally get a hot chocolate and choxolate glaze donut from Timmie's.

22) What's your biggest secret? Probably all my plot twists for my stories.

23) Favorite color? Teal/Turquoise/Cyan/Seafoam/blue-green, etc.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? I haven't watched TV more than twice in seven months. No.

25) What are you? Spirited and Loyal, silly. ;)

26) Do you speak any other language? Fangirl and French.

27) What's your favorite smell? Reese's peanut butter milk chocolate cups *drools*

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? quiet

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nope. Never been kissed by a non-family member.

30) What are you thinking about right now? Why am I bothering with this quiz...

31) What should you be doing? Working on my stories or doing chores but I can't be bothered

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My brother.

33) Do you like working in the yard? Depends on weather and mood, and what I'm doing

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? ... I'm happy with mine

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? I don't have a crush...

36) What is your natural hair color? I used to be blonde but now it's light brown, but since I'm growing it out it's still blondish at the end.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Uh... I don't know.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

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Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

TheJazzyDolphin

MindBender 10

April Mayz

ArtemisApollo97

SpiritedandLoyal

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill

If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... (Or nailing butter to a tree, or tried dribbling a football)

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are ready to stand up for what you believe in and not what other people tell you to believe, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

CREEPY!:

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England) SpiritedandLoyal, (Canada)

Know I'll Be An Author Because...

You talk to yourself,

You talk to yourself as if there is another person in front of you, but you know there isn't,

The Keyboard letters are fading because of over typing,

You love to read,

It's not hard to find paper and pen near you,

One of your Idols is an Author,

You spend most of your time on Fan Fiction,

If someone asks "What are you doing?" you'll answer either writing, reading or what not.

If the Library is one of your favorite places.

You want to be an Author when you grow up.

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Elvis was a magician. No, really.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Boomerangs can cast spells.

-It's possible to gamble moonlight.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-Even plants can wage war.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction (I Don't follow all of these but I try, honest)

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers

Ye pledge to be a geek until DEATH, and If thou switch to thy normal side, LET THY GEEK-th GODS RAIN ANTI-FUN HELL A PON THEE! Ye pledge to NEVER let leave-iss another geek be hide thy! Ye pledge to DEFEND thy fellow geeks. Ye pledge to ALWAYS be KIND to thy fellow geek, both male and female. Ye must RESPECT each geeks differences, thy SHALL be punished by ye's Gods. Ye pledge to need to TRY to not RAGE QUIT and break thy COMPUTER, its gets ye angry and parents furious. Ye pledge to WEAR PANTS while playing video game-ness, ye also MUST take a food, drink, bathroom break every TWO hours. Ye pledge to not be thy PHONY and just want to be "COOL" like thy betrayer Justin Bieber.

Thy Pledge to be PROUD of being DIFFERENT. If ye take thy pledge and follow thy rules, ye will be accpected with open arms to the GEEK ARMY!

*Add your name! :D* Solar Flare of Saturn, SpiritedandLoyal,

The Real RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT 'SONG TITLE' DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Have fun!

*These are my MyTube songs because I did another of these with my Itunes songs*

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? C'mon by Panic! at the Disco and Fun

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Knightmare/Frame (Nightcored) by Area 11

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Demons (Nightcored) by Imagine Dragons

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Pokemon Theme song (I don't know who made it) A.K.A. Gotta catch'em all

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Hunger Games song by BajanCanadian

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Live in Minecraft by BepBopVox

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Euphemia (Nightcored) by Area 11

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? My Songs know what you did in the dark/Light'em up (Unsure)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Into The West (From LOTR)

WHAT IS 22? Fast and Slow by Sparkles*

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Enchanted (Minecraft parody of Radioactive) by BepBopVox

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? How Far We've Come (Unsure)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? New Divide by Linkin Park

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Frontline by Pillar

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Blown Away (Zoethian Cover) by PandaSingsStuff(??) on Youtube

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Homunculus by Area 11

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Nothing Left to Say Now by Imagine Dragons (??)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Leave Out All The Rest by Linkin Park

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Survin' It by AshleyMarieeGaming (Minecraft paroody of Killin it by Krwella)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park (AGAIN)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Hunger Games Song by BajanCanadian

Begin the internet chain!! We here on the internet make friends with people who are in nations, our countries, and our countries are at war with! If you agree and want to spread the word, copy and paste this, along with your username and current country residence. Yaomai The Hedgehog (USA), CandyBunnies(USA), Tina Vainamainen (USA), Solar Flare of Saturn (Arthur, England..) SpiritedandLoyal (Canada),

Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your Brandy is French.Your movies are American. Your anime is Japanese.Your humour is Jewish. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Yet, you have a problem with your neighbor being an immigrant? Pull yourself together :) (Copy/Paste if you're agianst racism)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1: Martyn

2: KaeyiDream

3: SoTotallyToby (Toby)

4: Rythian

5:Zoeya

6: Lomadia

7: Nilesy

8: Teep

9:Xephos

10: Kim

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Kim: Umm... I won't tell Martyn? *Proceeds to freak out*

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

KAEYI'S KITCHEN!!!

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Toby... would probably marry Teep. Xephos and Rythian are taken. Though I prefer Toby with someone else... not saying.

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

*Nilesy kidnaps Kaeyi* *Zoeya, if you want Kaeyi free, I need ten diamonds or friendship!

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

--If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

--If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

--If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

--If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

--If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

--PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

--If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

--If you believe that Barbie dolls are planning to take over the world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

--If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

--If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

--If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

--If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

--If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

--Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

--If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

--If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

--If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

--If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

--If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

--"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

--A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

I cant be bothered to do this (--) anymore. :P

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are extremely bored, put your name on the list!: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler, SpiritedandLoyal

If you think fanfic is awesome and IF you find to right stories, put your name on this list: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake kaia2cooler, SpiritedandLoyal

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342, Zanaso Rymm2, jotepaine, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler, SpiritedandLoyal,

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction.net is to you like is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler, SpiritedandLoyal,

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler, SpiritedandLoyal,

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.

People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.

People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction {I am Addicted! But as I tell my friends, it's better to be addicted to reading and writing then drugs}

11. You check your profile every ten minutes.

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? (*BUT RIPTIDE!* *SOBS* But.. Percy IS an idiot LOL)

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. (More like the other way around... -_-')

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

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I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA) roxassoul (america)kaia2cool (Uk), SpiritedandLoyal (Canada),

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day.

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her... (I'm unsure if this would be 100% true... but, TBH, the idea of someone dying form being bullied and getting revenge later on doesn't really surprise me. They hurt her; she will hurt them.)

"He is my brother, and he is of Asgard."

"He killed 80 people in 3 days!"

"He's adopted."

Thor and Natasha from Avengers