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Joined 07-29-13, id: 4942555, Profile Updated: 10-14-13

"I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD"

Hiiii... I am riptide18...well riptide you know Percy's sword and 18 because its Percy's bith date...yayyy...crazy huh...!!!I'm thirteen years old.
Things I like to do:
1)Reading
2)Singing
3)Dancing
4)Listening to music
5)Reading fanfictions

The thing you need to know about me is that i am simply obsessed with PJO.
I talk, dream and sleep PJO.

FANDOMS:
Percy jackson
Harry Potter
Hunger Games
Divergent Trilogy

THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever i'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake ofcourse
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I read a sign that says "FREE PONY RIDE"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll "stick" by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fight
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see somenone scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I see the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a Limo passes my car
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
So that all see my obsession
Because I know what all Percy fans know
Percy Jackson isn't an obsession
It's a way of life,you know...!!!

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love the gods

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

IN REMEMBRANCE

In remembreance of Severus Snape
...A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor...
...Without all the red and gold crap...

In remembrance of Fred Weasley
...Who fought bravely to the very end...
...And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half...
...And will loyally await his soul mate and brother...
...with many jokes...
He has got forever to think of them right?

In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin
...the last real marauder...
...who was not just a wonderfull father...
...an incredible husband...
...and brave hero...
...but also a freaking awsome warewolf...

In remembrance of Nyphadora Tonks
...who chose what was right , not what was easy...
...and who died for 'the greater good'...
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nyphadora...

In remembrance of Peter Pettigrew
...who must have been an alright guy to start with...
...and who helped out Harry in the end...
...who am I kidding , he was worthless and pathetic...
...proof that not all Gryffindors are good...

In remembrance of Gideon and Fabian Prewtt...
...who had some freaking awsome nephews...
...and neice...
...who died fighting for the Order of the Pheonix...

In remembrance of Dobby
...who was more free and full of more love...
...than any elf and most humans...
...and who wore some freaking awsome socks...

In remembrance of Alastor 'Mad Eya' Moody
...whose motto 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE' kept him alive...
...and scared the crap out of some kids too...

In remembreance of Tom Marvolo Riddle
...a.k.a Voldemort...
...who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger...
...but who gat his ass kicked throughly in the end...
...just because he thought a one year old was threatening him...

In remembrance of Cedric Diggory
...who died because of being in the wrong place at the wrong time...
...and who shall forever be the spirit of what hufflepuff stood for...

In remembrance of Frank and Alice Longbottom
...who lie in St. Mungos...
...driven to insanity by the dark side...
...but who must have been pretty awsome to have a son like Neville...

In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
...whose past and wisdom confused us...
...whose seeming betrayel shocked us...
...but actualy who turned to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole almost 'killing Harry thing'...

In remembrance of James and Lily Potter
...who seemed enimies in school...
...but then they end up getting married...
...and they died protecting their son and saving the wizarding world...

In remembrance of Sirius Black
...who lived and died as he said he would...
...for his friends...
...also he died by drapery and his friends are laughing with him at it now...

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange
...who was completely crazy and utterly heartless...
...who deserved whatever she got...
...especially from Molly Weasely...

In remembrance of Collin Creevy
...who we really didn't know to well...
...but who took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war...
...so he must have done something good...
...exept for stalking Harry...

In remembrance of Gellert Grindelward
...who died lying to Voldemort's face...
...and tried to make up for past mistakes we think...

In remembrance of Hedwig
...Harry's actual first friend...
...who lived and died soaring...

In remembrance of every good person who died
...they are on their next great adventure...
...and their names written down in history as the bravest people ever known...

Deep in the meadow, under the willow
A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes
And when again they open, the sun will rise.

Here its safe, here its warm
Here the daisies gaurd you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings the true
Here is the place where I love you.

Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
Forget you woes and let your troubles lay
And when again it's morning, they'll wash away.

Here its safe, here its warm
Here the daisies gaurd you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you.

The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:

Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.

Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.

Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.

Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.

Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.

Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.

Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.

And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace

30 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PJO:

  1. There is a thunder storm going on and you say "Zues is angry"

  2. You see an owl and you ask it to give your greetings to Athena

  3. Everytime you see an orange shirt you check if its a camp half blood shirt or not
  4. You connect everything you hear and see to PJO
  5. You have dreams about PJO characters or events
  6. You pretend to faint whenever someone asks "whose Percy?"
  7. You remember the pg. no. and the line of BoTL where Annabeth first kisses Percy
  8. You find yourself saying thigs like 'Oh My Gods' or 'What the Hades'
  9. Every time you play dodgeball you hope your opponents won't turn into Laistrygonians
  10. You pray to Athena when you are not prepared for a test
  11. When you don't get good marks you blame it on her irritation for Percabeth
  12. You eat,sleep and breathe Percabeth.PERCABETH RULES.THEY SHOULD BE THE KING AND QUEEN OF OLYMPUS AND CAST ZUES AND HERA INTO TARTURUS.
  13. Every book you own has PJO stuff scribled on its pages.
  14. You dream of going to Camp Half Blood.
  15. You know which pg. nos. the good parts are on.
  16. You start figuring out who your Godly parent is.(Athena)
  17. You know PJO better than most sane people.
  18. You argue with your friends if Thalia will leave the hunters or not.
  19. You have taken every test you can to find out who your Godly parent is.
  20. Your friends and family think you are obsessed with PJO and you agree.
  21. You noticed that in TLO Rick Riordan wrote Connor in ch.3 and Conner in ch.10.
  22. You noticed that in TLT Rick Riordan said that the girl in Percy's dream had green eyes while in real she(Thalia) has electric blue eyes.
  23. You know exactly what someone means when they say TLT, SOM, TTC, BoTL, TLO, TLH, SON, MoA and HoH.
  24. When someone asks you what would you like to be if born again you say DEMIGOD.
  25. You cause a flood in the house whenever you read about the deaths of the characters and Percy (sob) and Annabeth (sob) falling into tarturus (sob).
  26. You remember the conversation word to word that took place b/w Percy & Annabeth on Percy's sixteenth birthday.
  27. Everytime you see a horse you say "Hi Poseidon".
  28. You remember all the prophesies Percy and Annabeth received throughout the 8 books.
  29. You pray to Rick Riordan everyday to not to kill your favourite characters.
  30. You celeberate Percy's birthday and bake him a cake.

You are smiling while reading this and have done atleast 15 of the above things.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince...
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you...

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying...
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry...

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda...
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you...

FRIENDS: Give their umbrella to you in the rain...
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours, runs and screams "Run kid, run!"...

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this shit

PJO FANS

: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

I HAVE...

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Pairings I hate:

Perachel- seriously...Percy only suits with Annabeth
HarryxHermionie- ewww...they are like siblings
PercyxReyna- who had this gross idea in the first place I have no idea
HarryxPansy- have they ever even talked to each other
HarryxCho- let her go to her Cedric and tell her to stop bieng a mean witch
RonxFleur- oh common she's her sister in law

Fave Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus pairings

Percy-Annabeth
Piper-Jason
Nico-Thalia
Grover-Juniper
Katie Gardner-Travis Stoll(randomness but they belong together!)
Tyson-Ella(Their so cute together!)
Frank-Hazel

Fave HP pairings


Harry-Ginny
Neville-Luna
Ron-Hermionie
Dobby-Winky

You say Twilight
I say Percy Jackson
You say vampires
I say demigods
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I say "it's Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Logan Lerman is HOTTER!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Percy and Annabeth
You say Edward
I'll say Percy, now STUPEFY and Riptide in your faces!

Something that touched my heart right away. Found it on someone else's profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Dear bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.

5 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382, Owlgrl99 ,greekfreek101,Riptide18.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

FAVOURITE PJO and HoO QUOTES

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."- The Titan's Curse

"She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."- The Lightning Thief

"I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it."- The Last Olympian

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”- Nico Di Angelo

“I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”- The Last Olympian

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”- The Titan's Curse

“Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.”- The Lightning Thief

"New lesson class.Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword.
This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF...
CLASS DISMISSED"-BoTL

"There were a lot of answers i would have have given from 'I knew that' to 'LIAR' to 'Yeah right and I'm Zeus' "-BoTL

" 'You do know the story of Jason and the Argonauts?'
'Yeah. That old movie with the clay skeletons.'
'Oh my Gods Percy!You are so hopeless.'
'What?' "-Sea of Monsters

" 'We got interrupted at the westover hall...so I think I kind of owe you a dance'
'Alright seewead brain' "-Titan's Curse

" 'You are the single most annoying person I have met!' And she stormed out of the room.
'So much for being the bravest friend she's ever had'
'She will calm down,'Chiron promised. 'She's jealous my boy.'
'That's stupid. She's not...it's not like...' "-BoTL

" 'Don't I get a kiss for luck?Isn't that a kind of tradition?'
'Come back alive seewead brain then we'll see' "-TLO

“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“Holy mother!"
"Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference."

-Hephaestus”

― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“This is Buford,” Leo announced.
“You name your furniture?” Frank asked.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
Piper: "Is that another joke?”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.”
“Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Well done, Frank Zhang,” Leo said dryly, doing his impression of Chiron the centaur. “That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.”

“I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“Leo drummed his fingers. “Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to invent that, next time.”
Hazel frowned. “What is a chicken nugget?”
“Oh, man…” Leo shook his head in amazement. “That's right. You’ve missed the last, like, seventy years. Well, my apprentice, a chicken nugget—”
“Doesn’t matter,” Annabeth interrupted.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

HP fan: “Eats Gilly weed”

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

HP fan: Accio umbrella!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Charles(Beckendorf): Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or my buddies and I will have a stampede on you!

Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you like me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you want me?

Percy: No

Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you live for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Choose--me or your life

Percy: My life

Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Breakup Percabeth in front of me, and it'll be the last thing you do!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
Insult Harry Potter, and I'll Crucio you!


"MISCHIEF MANAGED"

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Suddenly by SylthernPuff reviews
What if someone had gone to check on Harry while he was a child? What would his life be like growing up without the Dursley's? And can Severus Snape truly care for a child? This will be a Severitus story and will be a prequel to the Harry Potter books. AU warning: some child abuse in early chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,990 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unexpected Relations: Convergence by The rational kiwi reviews
Percy hadn't expected to have family outside of his freaky godly relatives. Harry hadn't expected to have family that accepted him for who and what he was. They were both wrong. Also, there is a murderer on the run.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,042 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Percy J., Sally J.
Seven Half-Bloods Shall Answer the Call (HPPJ) by TheHomemadeDarkmark reviews
When Camp Half-Blood is in danger, the demigods are all forced to transfer to Hogwarts. But, with Voldemort lurking about and another old enemy attacking as well, will the heroes survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Slytherin, Snape and Dudley by helen101 reviews
Due to Harry performing accidental magic, Dudley becomes a wizard and attends Hogwarts in Harry's second year. How does Harry cope? Snape mentors Harry fic. No slash. CP in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,852 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Dudley D. - Complete
The Two Greatest Heros Collide (discontinued) by loverofharrypotter reviews
When the golden trio use a spell to summon heroes from the furure to help with the War Percy and his friends are pulled into a fight against the Dark Lord. (hiatus)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Demigods Revealed by x'TotalEclipse'x reviews
The Mist is gone. Mortals know about demigods. Read as our strongest heroes and their identities are revealed to Mortals. (Series of Oneshots)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,648 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Not Another Annabeth goes to Goode High Story! by MiniNarwhalsWOOT reviews
Yet another Annabeth goes to Goode High Story! But I promise you that you will be satisfied... maybe o.o Come with Percy and his friends to Goode High, where all the drama starts... especially when he's a popular jock. Until Annabeth comes in... and that's when the rest of the girls would do anything to split them up. Rated T for language later on :P
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,315 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013
Divine Interference: Philosopher's Stone by xXallGOODusersWEREallTAKENXx reviews
The Philosopher's Stone has, for centuries, been the pride and joy of Hecate, and the bane of Hades' existence. Now when the safety of the said stone is being questioned both deities sent their best progeny to immediately retrieve the object of their interest. With that kind of direct request, what can a demigod do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,358 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P., Nico A., OC
Captured by Gaea by moonshroom420 reviews
Based on the Son of Neptune. Percy is captured by Polybotes, the anti-Poseidon, and finds that Gaea and her children are more sadistic than he ever imagined. Is there anyone left to save him? Or will he become Gaea's new broken toy. DARK THEMES. WILL GET DARKER LATER ON.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,475 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Percy J., Gaia - Complete
Of Magic and Might by dreamingthroughstarlight reviews
Set during OoTP. Dumbledore is worried about the war against Voldemort, and as the goddess of magic, Hecate approaches him with an offer of aid. Dumbledore accepts. This leads to the Wizarding World learning about the gods, and our favorite demigods going to Pimplypigs! Sorry, Hogwarts! (On Hiatus, Reasons On Profile)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,369 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Nico A., Percy J.
The Demigods at Hogwarts by heyitstempest reviews
What happens when Piper, Leo, Annabeth, Percy, Frank, Thalia, and Nico turn up at Hogwarts to help with the Wizarding war? What happens when an old friend turns up, who's supposed to be dead? Takes place in the Golden Trio's 5th year, and after the War of Gaea. Mix of first and third person, might be OOC. Events of 5th book are assumed. *2020 update: DISCONTINUED- SEE A/N*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,362 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Moving on by Elandil reviews
After the BoL Chiron worries that the leaders of the camp may be insufficient in the coming war. However, he has a solution: Join with 4 demigods as they struggle through a year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry along with the golden trio. However, none of them expected the surprise that was waiting for them in the chamber of secrets... UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Reading of House of Hades by MissJackson798 reviews
Percy and Annabeth have made it back from Tartarus and are now going back to Goode High School. Everyone whispers and wonders what happened to them and now they can find out. Apollo and the Fates give them HoH to read in class. Rated T for language. Reading the books fic. I do not own anything recognizable - all rights go to Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Paul B.
Separated Heart by bcfictionalboysarebetter reviews
"You don't have this pain inside of you, none of you have this pain that literally ripped your heart in two. I don't even know who I am without him. How do I detach myself and become my own person when for 21 years my entire identity was connected to someone else? How do I keep going when Fred is gone?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - George W.
The future of Percy Jackson by robvdpjatov47 reviews
Some of the gang read The Last Olympian. Set after Third book Right before Fourth.Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY PERCY JACKSON CHARACTERS, BOOKS, IT IS ALL RICK's
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013
A Deadly Magical Demigod by Alyce Seafire reviews
Hecate needs help. Someone is trying to bring You Know Who back from the dead. There is only one god who can help her. And he only has one son to do his quest for him. What will happen to the Ghost King in Hogwarts? What does it have to do with The Chamber? How is Nico related to the founder Salazar Slytherin? Read to find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr., Nico A., Hecate - Complete
The Fall of the Mist by Just Anny reviews
The chance for Percy to have normal teenager troubles after the 2nd Giant War disappeared when a new problem rose up: the Fall of the Mist. Countless people were in chaos after realizing the unseen truth of this world: The Greek mythology wasn't a myth. Religions were questioned, sides were taken and a Civil War followed. And the demi-gods? They were right in the middle of it all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,463 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Demigod-Wizard Tournament by pandabv reviews
Demigods and wizards coming together in one competition to test who is better than the other. Who will win? Who will lose? And more importantly, what pranks did the Stoll brothers think up? Set after the war against Voldemort and the war against Gaia. Adventure, Fun and Love I suck at summaries so don't judge! Rated T because I'm paranoid. Normal pairings, with a lot of fluff!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,778 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013
Oh kids by wiseowl12 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are married and have 4 kids Zoe, Sam, Luke, and Blue. These are just a bunch of one-shots of Percabeth and their kids. Rated k or t because I'm paranoid. Enjoy :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
Visiting our dear Demigods by OrangeFace99 reviews
A special event made by Chiron and blindly accepted by the counselors and their second-in-commands. What happens when the mortals finally saw the world from the eyes of the demigods? Will every thing turn out as planned?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Half-Bloods of All Sorts by howtobenerdy reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Grover must travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione as Voldemort grows stronger. But, when Harry and co grow suspicious of the so called "exchange students", will Percy, Annabeth, and Grover be able to keep their true identities a secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,027 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
The Tale of a Hero by Lord Periwinkle reviews
One day, during the time that Percy Jackson is missing, his English class gets a huge surprise-two demigods straight from Hell, five mourning ones, and two past ones. Now, Percy is the least respected person in the school, even when he went missing. Can that all change with one book and a decree from the gods above?(No OC demigods, only students)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,849 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Paul B.
Lovers Embrace by mesjackson reviews
A poem is read out to the class and Percy reacts violently. **I do not own Percy Jackson.** two-shot. Now a three-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., OC - Complete
When Hermione wasn't really Hermione by kookymonkey0427 reviews
Hermione is actually Annabeth Chase and she was sent on a mission and because of the titan war they need help.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013
Long Road Ahead by LiveLaughLove728 reviews
After months of waiting, Percy finally returns home after the Giant War with Annabeth, but nothing is ever easy and the road to recovery is a long one.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,737 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Paul B., Sally J.] - Complete
Two boys with green eyes by willtheranger reviews
A son of Hecate, Dumbledore, asks Chiron for his best demigod to help out Harry Potter defeat Voldemort. Percy is chosen by Chiron. Percy must not reveal his identity. What will happen when he meets the Golden Trio? What'll happen when he gets sorted? Will anyone ever figure out his true identity? Find out in this story! Disclaimer: I don't own PJO, or HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,246 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
Seven go to Goode by bender258 reviews
It's been over a year since Percy has set foot in a highschool and he is nervous about what will happen. But what happens when the seven of the prophecy join them?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Percy J.
What am I going to do? by Rj910 reviews
After the Giant war, Percy goes back to Goode high school. There he goes through a lot of things that have him asking himself 'What am I going to do'. From Greek, to sword fighting, to swim practice, to Annabeth and more, this story has lots of cliches. I hope you like it! I will update regularly if enough people like this so R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Percy J.
A Demigod's Tale by starlightisms reviews
Percy and his friends are suddenly transported to big room with a bunch of kids and adults. Wait, are those Goode students and teachers? What's going on? When the Fates come and present a book for them to read... Well... Let's just say, all Hades was about to break loose. On Indefinite Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,870 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Percy J.
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 3115 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.