AU, experimental. Currently undergoing heavy revision again. WARNING: Homeschooling and tutoring present in this story. If such is offensive, don't read. Pengolodh, loremaster of Gondolin that is no more, takes up an important mission, joined in his efforts by his many friends and colleagues. Their mission? To change the magical and mundane worlds forever!

A certain elven lord has closely followed the progress of his favorite baseball team throughout their impossible year. Now it comes down to the end of the line: the final, deciding game of the season. Can the players make the special fan's battle cry of "aurë entuluva" into a reality? A one-shot in the "Rally" series. Contains a special guest star: Thalion Estel!

"We are old wolves in new pelts. We are of a different age. Older than our bones, older than our blood, and older than our marrow. Inside us, there is something older than all of that...our love." A song from Faolan to Edme and Fengo to Stormfast, the old wolves returning to their ancient stories and unbreakable love. Short and sappy, but sweet nonetheless :)

Of course Mandos finally snapped, and turned Fëanor into a plushie. Of course, that plushie had to show up on The Wayfaring Strangers' doorstep, with Sauron tagging along for the ride. And it would be a Friday. Welcome to a saga like no other, filled with pizza-making, screaming matches, evil plotting, and a gibbering Tulkas. [Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.] Now complete!

Aelis lives as an outcast, a murderer. In a fit of rage against the way of the packs, she lost her old life and became a savage outclanner. Now a new wolf has entered her story, and Aelis's world is about to be turned around once again...this time in a way that will change the fate of the entire Beyond. (Rated T for violence and death)

This is an April Fool's Day joke from my fanfic, Outclanner. I removed it from that story to keep it all serious, but now it's here for everyone to keep enjoying!

As a writer, Thalion Estel is used to her muses interrupting her life with ideas for stories. But when ten of Tolkien's characters burst into the middle of her worldview class, even she is caught off guard. How will her classmates and teacher react? What will the "guests" think of the class' members? And will Thalion ever be able to write the (apparently) very important story?

Thalion Estel unknowing walks into a den of fangirls, and she can't believe how silly they act. Fortunately, she soon receives some company more suited to her personality. But what does her new companion think of the fangirls, and more importantly, what do the fangirls think of him? Inspired by true events with a bit of Tolkien-flavor thrown in for good measure.

Loki concocts an evil plot to make all of New York City go on a diet and become thin while Nick Fury concocts an equally evil plot to make everyone fat by means of a powerful cheesecake. Who will triumph? skinny!Loki or fat!Fury? Total randomness. One-shot.

As Aragorn takes leave of Rivendell, he says goodbye to one of the most cherished places of his childhood. A one-shot.

What was supposed to be a fun and joyous Christmas turns into a day full of anger and retribution when Elrond discovers the terrible crime committed against his people in a classic Christmas special. A Christmas one-shot.

Captain Jack and crew decide that it's time that Father Christmas visited the Caribbean. Written as part of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Day 7.

What happens when a simple story about the Avengers is thwarted by random plot twists? Mayhem! Disaster! And...radioactive potato? All these and more in this fun result of a group writing game. I hope you enjoy it!

A Hobbit crackfic in which Tauriel, Peter Jackson's Mary Sue, finally meets her doom. Warning: VERY, VERY weird. Rated T for violence. Set just before Thorin's Company enters Mirkwood.

In which Caspian reveals his love for Susan and, well, you'll see. If crackfics are supposed to be weird and random, then this is a cracked crackfic. Movie-verse one-shot. Please review!

When you're losing a baseball game in your own stadium near the end of a terrible season, it seems like nothing can possibly bring you out of your predicament. Well, what about hope? And who better to stir up this hope than one who has witnessed with his own eyes what hope can do? The Texas Rangers are in for the most astonishing game of their lives!

The Winter Soldier is struggling as he tries to untangle the mess of thoughts in his head. Meanwhile, Aragorn is travelling to Rivendell for some much needed rest. Paths collide, evils are encountered, and peace is sought. Can the Soldier find healing in the Last Homely House? EDITED AND REVISED AS OF JULY 2016.

"Who would ever marry you?" exclaimed Tauriel, her cheeks flushed and her eyes sparkling dangerously. "You're so FAT!" The secret to Legolas's angsty past. Rated T for mild violence and some sappiness. Dedicated to all those who have reviewed my story, A Reasonable Defence. :)

What if Steve and the Soldier had a short conversation right after Captain America was dragged from the river? A somewhat demented double-drabble. Post CA:TWS!

Elwe, Olwe, and Elmo struggle to survive in a strange, unfriendly world. Fortunately, they are not without friends and allies. . . AU, stand-alone. OCs abound. Likely on permanent hiatus.

While in Lothlórien, Frodo and Sam cannot seem to find relief from their sorrow. With Gandalf gone, will joy and hope ever live in their hearts again? The question is answered when Galadriel narrates to the sad hobbits something she can see in a magical pool.

Contains a poem about eating pajamas. Various people attempt story telling and amazing things happen. WARNING: Very, very random, and very, very funny!

Have you ever wanted to hear Martin Luther sing his personal version of the famous "Let It Go" song from Frozen? Well now's your chance! Big thanks to Meneldor, who made the hilarious cover image!

Thalion Estel can't seem to get her family to rinse and load their dishes after a meal. It takes an unexpected visit from one of the Valar to keep the counter clear of dirty dishes.

A small poem I came up with to kick off the new year it's about a malchada and his mother kind of short but i'm happy with it

Merry Chrismas y'all! This is a piece of the story that I've been wanting to write for a long time. This is a direct followup to Omega, and I hope you can enjoy this whether you have read HoME or not, though a couple of references will be lost on you if you have not. AU, of course.

Percy is member of Plain White T's. Annabeth is a college student. They have a relationship, which Annabeth fears might come to an end. Until a song comes on the radio.

The second story in the free runners series. A wolf named Brent fled his clan and went to join the Myre Society. However, moons into his membership and during the great famine, he meets a female Watch Wolf whom he falls in love with, and she does the same. Is their relationship doomed, or will they somehow prevail? As of the 6th book of the series, this story is AU.

I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration

When movie-Susan shows up aboard the bookverse Dawn Treader, the Narnia Canon Keepers have it all under control...until the two keepers sent get stuck in the story and have to deal with a lovesick Susan, Eustace who thinks they're Nazis , and much more.

Formerly Miracle Wolf. A healthy pup has been born to two gnaw wolves in the MacDuncan clan during the time of the first Liam MacDuncan. When they are kicked out, they escape and become free runners. And this event causes an organization to form under the noses of the Wolves of the Beyond; an organization that will secretly change what happens in the Beyond forever... Not AU.

Meiko went in a eggplant patch. Guess who she met? Based on 'Akbar' by Jeffery Dallas and Julian Smith. NO PAIRINGS WHATSOEVER

When the Teletubbies find themselves unexpectedly in LothLorien, no one could imagine the havoc they cause...

When Larry and Bob unexpectedly find themselves in Middle Earth, they make quite an impression...

A trip to Imladris is not everything Legolas expects it to be when he meets Lord Elrond's foster son, four year old Estel. Undying Friendship Series. Year 2935 Third Age.