I did draw my profile pic, so it does belong to me.

Wattpad profile: /user/BlazikenForever

Poke Amino: Same as spelled on here

You can call me Blaziken~

I am a tomboyish geeky girl and I am OBSESSED with Pokémon. I have been a fan for basically my whole life and I like the games and manga (some of the anime too mostly Indigo League). I also love animals, music, and horseback riding.

I also LOVE Fruits Basket, Teen Titans, Gravity Falls, Inuyasha, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, and Powerpuff Girls Z.

OC: Aurora Herz

Age: 15 in Breaking the Silence, my vary

Gender: Female

Build: Average height, slim

Eyes: Green with gold around the pupil, naturally thick, long eyelashes, thick geek glasses

Hair: Wavy orange with natural gold highlights. Reaches down to the hip

Skin: Fair

Personality: Shy, quiet, sweet, clutzy, intelligent, scatterbrained, innocent. She has a huge heart and has a special sense that can pick up deep pain in the hearts of people near her. Wants to help everyone but her anxiety and shyness hold her back often from helping those she senses with pain. Her sweetness and quietness, however, will temporarily disappear if someone treats her loved ones badly.

Favorites

Color: Green

Pokémon Type: Fire and dark

Pokémon: Blaziken

Food: Spaghetti

Animal: Wolf and panda

Band/singer: Pentatonix

Game: Pokémon (duh)

Show: Sherlock

Anime: Inuyasha

Manga: Fruits Basket

Sport: Horseback riding

Thing to do when I'm bored: Be outside, read, play Pokemon, watch anime, and draw

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO BLAZIKEN'S MAGICAL SHIP CORNER. IF YOU ARE TRULY INTERESTED IN WHAT I SHIP FOR ALL OF THESE WONDERFUL SHOWS LISTED BELOW THEN CONTINUE READING. IF NOT, KEEP SCROLLING BECAUSE THIS LIST IS WAY TO TERRIBLY LONG FOR ANYONE THAT'S NOT GENUINELY INTERESTED TO WITHSTAND.

Pokemon

Rocketshipping

Pokéshipping

Contestshipping

Penguinshipping

Wishfulshipping

Questshipping

Luckshipping

Festivalshipping

Franticshipping

Specialshippinng

Mangaquestshipping

Oldrivalshipping

Gracefulshipping

Rendshipping

OhMyGoshshipping

SVTFOE

Starco

PPGZ

Boombles

Butchercup

Blossick

Gravity Falls

Mabel x Mermando

Dipper x Pacifica

Teen Titans

RobStar

BBRae

Cyborg x Jinx

Fruits Basket

Tohru x Yuki

Kyo x Kagura

Kisa x Hiro

Inuyasha

Kagome x Inuyasha

Miroku x Sango

Guess what time it is... IT'S TIME FOR RANDOM CRAP!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am NOT that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that likes Justin Bieber/One Direction

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one who LOVES rock music.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace and Facebook or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in 2 years. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Kawaii Kaiya , Princess of apocalypse , Malon Garynite , BlazikenForever,

...C...Put
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I Pledge to Forever Being a Pokemon Special Fan:

When I think of Red, I’ll remember to fight.
When I think of Green, I’ll train with all my might.
When I think of Blue, I’ll think of mischievous plans.
When I think of Yellow, I’ll think of healing hands.
When I think of Gold, I’ll remember that I belong.
When I think of Crystal I’ll remember that completing something will take long.
When I think of Silver, I won’t let the past effect me.
When I think of Sapphire, I’ll set my wild side free.
When I think of Ruby, I’ll keep up with the fashion.
When I think of Emerald, I’ll make my height my passion.
When I think of Platinum, I’ll remember my grades.
When I think of Diamond, I’ll remember the friends that I made.
When I think of Pearl I’ll be stubborn as ever.
When I think of Black, I’ll hold onto my dreams forever.
When I think of White, I’ll remember to be strong.
When I think of the Dexholders, I’ll remind myself that there’s nothing wrong.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they

1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book.

2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go.

3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.(Same goes with fanfictions)

If you are a believer in God, and have Faith, then copy and paste this into your profile

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:
Silver (Pokespe), Barry (Pokemon anime), Ash (pokemon anime, who hasn't?), James (Pokemon anime, not proud...), umm probably more but none that I can think of at the moment.

RULES: You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No one is perfect. Except God.
2. Tall? Average.
3. In your pajamas? Yes.
4. Left handed? Nope.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Ugh... idk.

2. Last girl/boyfriend: Never had one. I don't care.

3. Person to text you: I have an iPod and an iPad. Does that count?

4. Was today better than yesterday? Yes.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 4. That's it.

2. Color(s):Green, teal/aqua (idk the difference), purple
3. Fruit: Cherries, Rainier to be exact. I could finish off a whole bag.
4. Place: Home, definitely.

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes. My friend who moved to Tennessee... 5 years ago...
2. Are you happy? Yes.
3. Are you sad? Not really.
4. Are you bored? No.

5. Heart-broken? When shippings don't come true *cough* Pokémon *cough*
6. Are you nervous? When am I not?

7. Are you excited? Depends.
8. Are you tired? Of course. I'm filling this out late at night.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? I would prefer not.

2. Nick names? Audi (like the car brand), Pip, Pippy, Liz, Lizzy
3. Eye color? Blue, changes though.
4. Zodiac sign? Taurus (I don't believe it though).
5. Male or female? Female.
6. Slut? Umm might want to take a look and my closet and read my fics. Then ask me.

7. Smart? I get all A's, if that's what your asking.
8. Hair color? Red, people call it orange.
9. Long or short? Long, when its not curly.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans ftw.
11. Phone or Camera? Camera. I don't like talking to people.

12. Drink or Smoke? You won't catch me doing either of those things.
13. Righty or lefty? Righty. :3

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Not gonna say her name, in real life I met her in kindergarten. Oh wait you meant on here? Don't have one.

2. First crush? This really tall, smart guy in my third grade class who would read the notes my mom gave me in my lunch bag. I had a strange childhood.
3. First pet? Two fish.
4. First big vacation? Florida. Like everyone else.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nope.
2. Drinking? Nada.
3. I'm about to: Go to sleep.
4. Listening to? The keyboard.

5. Plans for today? The day only has 1 and 1/2 hours left. I guess finish this.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Ugh you want me to choose. Spontaneous then. I am a VERY awkward person...

3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Idk what hook-up means! (UPDATE: I figured out what it means... RELATIONSHIP)

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Yes, but they were edible (supposedly).

2. Lost glasses/contacts? No, unless you count forgetting where you put them and finding them 10 minutes later.
3. Ran away from home? Nope. I don't want to!
4. Broken someone's heart? I hope not!
5. Been arrested? No. I hope never!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles?Yes.
2. Yourself? Most of the time no.
3. Heaven? It's for real. No joke.
4. Santa Claus? No. Why do our dear parents have to lie to us?!?
4. Love? Yes! LOVE WILL TRIUMPH!!!!!!
5. Do you like someone? Unfortunately yes. Its complicated.
6. Do you believe in God? You are asking me if I believe if something that is true. Sometimes you confuse me...

7. Answered the truth on all questions? I am a horrible liar.

...D... Put this

...R... on your profile if

...E... you love Drew

...W... and stop him from being hated!

If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY Pokemon movie, cope and paste into your profile.

If you think May and Drew should have ended up together in the anime, cope and paste this on your profile.

COME TO MY PARTY! :)

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will be a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her!".

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name. 80 percent of you wont repost this.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain

You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just farted!

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Commas make the difference between: Lets eat, Grandma! and Lets eat Grandma!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

A black man walked into a cafe early one morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,

"When I grew up I was black,

"When I'm sick I'm black,

"When I go in the sun I'm black,

"When I'm cold I'm black,

"When I die I'll be black.

"But you sir...

"When you're born you're pink,

"When you grow up you're white,

"When you're sick, you're green,

"When you go in the sun you turn red,

"When you're cold you turn blue,

"And when you die you turn purple.

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away . . .

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too. X are the ones i am

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. X

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. X

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. X

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. X

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. X

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. X

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. X

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. X

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. X

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. X

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. X

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. X

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. X

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black. X

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. X

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. X

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. X

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. X

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. X

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. X

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. X

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. X

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. X

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. X

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. X

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing. X

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. X

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. X

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. X

I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. X

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. X

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. X

I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I CUT, so I MUST be EMO

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. X

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. X

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. X

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. X

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. X

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. X

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. X

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. X

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friend with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. X

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. X

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. X

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problem

IM A TOMBOY SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN. X

IM A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY.

I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIME. X

I HATE ANIME SO I MUST HATE JAPAN.

I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communist.

IM A MONARCHIST SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE OR FREEDOM.

I HATE democracy SO I MUST HATE FREEDOM.

im a activist so i must be crazy.

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The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

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REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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Super iPod Life Challenge!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile.

Playlist: All Songs
1. Opening Credits - Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People (That dosen't really make much sense...)
2. Waking Up - On My Way Home by Pentatonix (I just woke up, and I'm going home...)
3. First Day of School - Rather Be- Clean Bandit cover by Pentatonix (I guess if I have friends at school)
4. Falling in Love - I Need Your Love- Ellie Goulding cover by Pentatonix (Oh my Arceus it works!!!)
5. Fight Song - Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift (I would actually pick that if I had a choice)
6. Breaking Up - Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift (I guess it was a heated breakup)

7. Prom - Blank Space by Taylor Swift (This would by really hard to dance to...)
8. Life is just...OK - Starships- Nicki Minaj cover by Pentatonix (I think life would be more than just ok)
9. Mental Breakdown - Frozen Heart from Frozen (I have no words...)
10. Driving - Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood (1. I haven't had a kid yet 2. I don't want to get into a crash)
11. Flashback - Standing By by Pentatonix (If you listen to the lyrics, I guess I could be flashing back to before I broke up with that person...)
12. Getting Back Together - See Through by Pentatonix (You could kind of stretch it to that you are opening up to the person and they see that you really do love them)
13. Birth of Child - Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson (Oh my...)
14. Wedding -Hey Momma / Hit the Road Jack- Ray Charles cover by Pentatonix (I really have mixed feelings for this guy)
15. Final Battle - For the First Time in Forever from Frozen (Again, I have no words)
16. Death Scene - Radioactive- Imagine Dragons cover by Pentatonix and Lindsay Stirling (I must have died from a nuke or something)
17. Funeral Song - Fireflies- Owl City cover by Mike Tompkins (I'm actually satisfied with this because it brings back really good memories)
18. End Credits - Dear John by Taylor Swift (I end with no words...)

54/100 stupid things that I have done: Marked in bold

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (I go out with stickers on my head on purpose!)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (I don't have a real gun)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (the small portable ones)
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught multiple times.
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on yours or someone else’s hair
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

The End

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