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Author has written 5 stories for Gintama.

The world does not revolve around you. It will not come crashing down when you do.

I might be a champion now, but I didn’t achieve it on a whim. I went through a hellish training period to get here, kiddo.

What defines humans? Personalities, courage or good points? In my opinion, humans are defined by the choices they make in life.

Get up. The ground ain’t gonna push your stinking ass back up, kiddo.

Procrastination is one hell of an enemy. Success will be the prize if you can manage to overwhelm it.

Pretty words are easy to utter; I would like to see you put them in motion.

Everyone starts at the same point in life: Bill Gates, Barack Obama and other influential figures on Earth. What made these figures stand out from the rest? Pure effort and dreams, my boy. Those are what set them apart.

Death is but the next step to life. There is no validity in fearing it. Instead, embrace it like the brother you never had.

You could gaze at famous figures and mutter that you could never reach their heights. Continue making that idiotic comment as people around you soar to their heights. Then, you mutter that you will never have been able to reach the heights of the people around you. At this point, just shove that brain of yours up your throat.

Every second counts. Every damn second took give you a second’s advantage. It might be tedious and stuff, but who’s the victor in the long run? You.

Don’t force your own excuses on another person. You are allowed to ruin your own life, but not others’.

Motivation might count for a lot, but it is ultimately a short-run option. In the long-run, determination and efforts take you to the end point. So, stop watching those motivation videos hoping for half-ass momentum and start on that dusty book lying in the corner.

Do something you like and love. There’s no point achieving success on a platform you detest. At the end, you will only achieve wealth. Is your entire life only about wealth? If it is, you are a pretty sad person.

The best do not rest on their back, staring at the damn lighting. They get up and start to work.

The one who gives the best advice is also the one in the worst situation.

Information is not going to be fed to you on a silver spoon. You will have to grab that spoon and dish it for yourself. That’s how you learn.

Don’t look towards the past. Learn from it. That’s the only way you could escape from your own abyss.

Dreams are not mere fantasies. If you laugh at your own dream, you will probably just be a normal, boring salary-worker for the rest of your life.

Every time you have the strong urge to give up, remember why you even started in the first place.

Once you have reached the pinnacle, do not forget your roots. They are the chains to your sanity, after all.

Dislike the feeling of losing? Crying ain’t going to help you, kid. Only sweat will.

Everyone makes mistakes. That’s a given fact. However, you could actually work to limit the number of mistakes you commit in life.

Every human started at the same point in life, and end at the same point. What differs between them is simply the notion of wealth and status. No human could proclaim to be superior to any other human. Nobody. Not even the king of a country.

Get rid of all those damn inferiority complexes of yours, you pathetic bastard. No human was born to be weaker than others. If you don’t want to lose again, get up and start doing something to help yourself.

If you start out thinking that you are the worst, you will be the worst at the end. If you start out thinking that you are the best, you will an average person at the end. If you start out wanting to be the best, you will be the best at the end.

You see a twisted old hag? Funny, I see a kind-hearted woman who was left to die by the very son she had struggled to raise single-handedly for twenty years.

The first impression is temporarily complementary. The second impression is permanently complementary.

You aren’t born an introvert, extrovert, antisocial, social or any of that shit. It’s the way you choose to engage life that classifies you into one of those categories.

When you lie on your deathbed, you aren’t going to crave for the fortune you had amassed over the years. Neither do you crave for the immaterial items that have cropped up in your life. You can’t carry them to the grave with you, after all. What you are going to crave for are the heartfelt emotions of your own family.

I am not the best, I will admit it. But at least I don’t snivel around, thinking I’m the worst, like you.

Life isn’t smooth-sailing. It will be boring if that happens.

Do you smell the scent of freshly-lawn bed roses? It’s coming from that old man’s smile, right there.

When life gets boring, it will throw pickles at you to spice itself up. It’s at that precise moment when you will prove your worth.

The world is not fixed in such a way that good people get what they deserve and bad people get what they deserve. The world is not perfect, and it’s a fact.


My favourite Gintama quote?

"If you've got enough free time to fantasize about your beautiful death... Why don't you just live your life beautifully to the end?"


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Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 1,285,959 - Reviews: 7072 - Favs: 6,924 - Follows: 6,339 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 696,161 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 4,563 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Pokémon Konoha by Sand Fox reviews
A Naruto/Pokemon crossover. Features Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 365,293 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/27/2019 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance by ScytheRider reviews
In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 775,303 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Charmander/Hitokage, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Scyther/Strike, Raichu
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 15,169 - Follows: 13,664 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Tale of Gary Stunning: A Typically Obnoxious SAO Self Insert Story by HarrowedBow1 reviews
Gary Stunning, both the Mr. Universe and Stephen Hawking of the VRMMORPG community, is just an average teenager. He is normal as it gets: he plays RPGs, drives his Jaguar E-Type V12, wins kendo competitions while blindfolded, protects his bombshell babe of a sister, and is criminally handsome. But what will he do when he's dragged into the mysterious Death Game of Sword Art Online?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,581 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [OC, Asuna/Asuna Y., Lisbeth/Rika S., Silica/Keiko A.] - Complete
A True Champion by Shadowyman reviews
As the years pass by, former Champion Red finds that there is little point in staying on Mount Silver. With his old Pokemon in tow he starts off on a brand new journey. Follow him as he silently tackles a new world, new Pokemon and trainers, new evils, and maybe even find true love, multiple times. Red X Harem.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,079 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Red
Princess of Miracles by Starian NightZz reviews
Kuroko Tamaki is the Sixth Player of Teiko basketball team. What will happen when she joins Seirin High's basketball team, and how can she help them along with battling her own inner demons? Fem!Kuroko/Aomine. Overprotective Gen!Miracles
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 298,655 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Kuroko T., Aomine D., Generation of Miracle
The Daily Lives of Thorny Boys by Risa Hijikata reviews
Tadakuni, Hidenori and Yoshitake will not make a sudden appearance in here (or will they?) though the Class of 3Z will still present the same kind of chaos that you are used to seeing in Sanada North High School. Instead, may I present the new three dumb trios; Sadist, Mayo and Gorilla ... eh, or was it Gori-chan? Pony-chan? Which Gorilla was it again? Comedy; AU. -COMPLETE-
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Kondō I., Hijikata T., Okita S. - Complete
There's No Cure To Love-Sickness by Risa Hijikata reviews
GinHiji/ HijiGin drabbles that are mostly melancholic in nature. -COMPLETE-
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Gintoki S., Hijikata T. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15198 - Favs: 22,907 - Follows: 20,138 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Have You Noticed? by stickynotelover reviews
She couldn't help but wonder if he had noticed what he had become. SenaSuzu. Post series (college days). Pretty much pure fluff.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Sena K., Suzuna T.] - Complete
To Protect That Which is Most Precious by Kallanit reviews
Hermione comes home excited to tell Ron that she's pregnant, but finds her boyfriend cheating on her. When Ron attacks her, Harry refuses to get involved and turns her away. Betrayed, Hermione leaves without saying where she's going or telling anyone that she's pregnant with Ron's child, in order to protect that which is most precious to her: her child. Eventual HG/SS pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,513 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Odd Jobs Crack by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
A slow day at Odd Jobs Gin-chan, just like any other. Once again nothing of interest happened today, nothing of interest at all... "Oy, Shinpachi! Have you seen my razor anywhere?" Watch as the author repeatedly tries to write a ShinKagu fic, only for the cast to send the story so far off track that it winds up on another set of rails entirely. ShinKagu(?) GinSugar, HijiMayo. CRACK
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,469 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Kagura, Shinpachi S.] Gintoki S., Shinsengumi
An Abject Loneliness by love at third sight reviews
AU. A beautiful but lonely woman moves in next door to an equally lonely man. HijiMitsu.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Hijikata T., Mitsuba O. - Complete
Dream by Clio S.S reviews
Sequel to "Vision". I hope you won't be disappointed. It's the first time that I wrote about the Kiheitai (that is, apart from Bansai, whom I've utilised more than decent so far) and, even though I enjoyed it very much (Matako rulez), I'm not sure whether the characters are in... well, character, so forgive me possible slips on the matter. In any case, have a nice read.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Takasugi S., Kiheitai - Complete
Honest Anime Trailers: DEATH NOTE by Insertmanyfandomshere reviews
Rated H for honest Brutal Honesty Strong Sarcasm Strong Language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
Vision by Clio S.S reviews
What Takasugi Shinsuke is seeing and what he is able to sacrifice in order to touch it.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Takasugi S. - Complete
The Sun Will Rise Again, So Keep Smiling by Clio S.S reviews
A series of shortfics on Shouyou sensei and his three starlets. Dedicated to Selyann. Cover picture by Gin-Uzumaki.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura, Takasugi S., Shōyō Y. - Complete
My House Is Not an Infirmary, Damn It! by psi-aura reviews
Sakata Gintoki, underneath it all, is a compassionate man. How could he not be? He's seen far too many precious people near death to leave anyone else alone. But even so, putting up with numerous cast members who in various events have gotten injured or ill can stretch the limits of even his tolerance.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Gintoki S.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10016 - Favs: 23,494 - Follows: 13,626 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Identity Theft is a Serious Problem by G-POW reviews
Eh? Kaka-sensei's got amnesia? Wait, when did he get a perm? Wait, what's with the sweets fetish? Wait, are you sure you're Kaka-sensei? Eh? Who the hell are you? EH?
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Gintoki S.
Wife by love at third sight reviews
It occurs to him that she is not a substitute for Kagura or Shinpachi. And she doesn't have to be. GinTsu, post-canon.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo - Complete
A Pokemon Episode In Theory by nedthejanitor reviews
This is for those of you who have, for some reason, never seen an episode of Pokemon. Here's what happens in a typical episode. REVISED AS OF JANUARY 5TH, 2011
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 8,334 - Follows: 3,638 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
MST3k II by Xavier Writes reviews
Mike and the bots are trapped in space... again! They are forced to read the worst fanfics and stories ever written. Enjoy their misery!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9644 - Favs: 25,903 - Follows: 10,404 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Aftermath by P.L. Nunn reviews
An alternate version of what happened after Ansasla. After Dark Schneider went to hell and came back to retake his place in the world
Bastard - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 300,896 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2001 - Published: 5/31/2001
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Gintama - A Second Chance reviews
When Sakata Gintoki finds himself in the past with all memories intact, he faces an imminent decision. Will he take the chance to rewrite history itself - even if it could mean a future with no Yorozuya Gin-chan? AU.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,726 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura, Takasugi S., Shōyō Y.
Gintama - Sinister Arc reviews
When cold-blooded killings surface in the capital of Edo, the Yorozuya Gin-chan find themselves tangled in the threads of a sinister web. Will the unlikely heroes triumph in the face of adversity - or will they fall to an influx of particularly sadistic entities? Chapter 14: Kagura's Yato blood takes over.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,800 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Hijikata T., Okita S., Tsukuyo, Yorozuya Gin-chan
Gintama - One shot series reviews
Multitude of Gintama One-Shots. Chapters can be read in any order. Featuring anime-esque jokes, conversations that go absolutely nowhere and the slacking trio that we have grown to adore.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Yorozuya Gin-chan, Shinsengumi
Gintama - Time Reversal Arc reviews
When the Yorozuya Gin-chan's leader was unceremoniously reverted to a child, Shinpachi and Kagura have to find a way to amend the entire situation. Yet, who is that elusive someone who stands in their way at every turn? COMPLETE as of 6/5/14. Thanks to the guest who pointed out the correct completion date :)
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S., Kagura - Complete
Gintama - Smackdown Arc reviews
When a mysterious man goes after Sakata Gintoki with unknown intentions, blood will be shed... wait, was it ketchup? COMPLETE as of 21/4/14.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Yorozuya Gin-chan, Jirochō D., Pirako D./Pirako C., OC - Complete