TheScarletConspiracy
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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Why hello there wonderful person who has decided to check out my profile. I'm sorry to disappoint but there isn't much to see, mostly because I'm too lazy to actually type something out. Wait, I'm typing this so I mustn't be that lazy after all, yay! I will now proceed to tell you useless facts about myself that you will never actually need.

Name: TheScarletConspiracy (duh! It says so right there)

Age: twelve (the age of my inner self or the self I wish I was)

Nationality: Nigerian (part Camerounian, but I won't claim what I can't represent)

Favourite Colours: Black and Purple

Favourite Band: Coldplay (No, I do not mean the salad coleslaw, that's different)

Favourite Books: Heroes of Olympus, The Penny, Welcome to Nightvale (the novel)

Mon film prèferé: La Vie d'Adele (super graphic, do not watch if you can't handle the lemon (it's also a comic book if that's you're preferred format))

I've been dead on here a wile, still am, and have made no contributions to this website, but I am a goldmine of cynicism and morbidity if you dig that.

tumblr: @crushingmagnolias

p.s: I'm sorry I only have one lame piece of writing up, it's all I've ever had the courage to post.

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Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. Chapter 86 Posted 7/20/2020.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 91,513 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
The Perseus Attraction by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 158,497 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Café Jupiter by 1oooW0rds reviews
Coffee Shop AU. To escape his hectic LA life, Jason Grace decided to drop everything and head up north to rainy Seattle. What he didn't expect was a standoffish but refreshing Reyna Avila to keep things interesting. Between coy smiles, random Latin practice and heartfelt conversation, maybe the two will fall in love at a coffee shop. Jeyna hints of Jaisper Leyna Percabeth and Liper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,598 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Jason G., Reyna R.] Piper M., Leo V.
Why Milky O Awesomeway Has Been Banned From PJO by Milk of Awesomeness reviews
When a overpowered fanfiction writing Sue armed only with a list of "number replacement memes" and a penchant for messing with canon wrecks havoc on the canon universe, how will our demigods and Hunters react to the scenarios that they are forced to carry out. Did I mention this is a crapfic? I mean crackfic. Yeah, that's what I said. *cough* WARNINGS: Crack, OOCness,
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 101,593 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G., OC
Bring Me in From the Cold by LZlola reviews
For someone so averse to touching, he sure doesn't mind Tyrell doing it. Or simply, Elliot evaluates how his aversion to human contact evolves. Multi-ship sort of. Warning for mentions of past child abuse.
Mr. Robot - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Elliot, Tyrell W.] Angela M. - Complete
Heroes of Olympus Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
From the writers of 'The Lightning Thief Parody', we all now proudly present this fanfic because the last one wasn't ridiculous enough. So now, we'll be covering all of the second Gigantomachy in this fanfic, so it will be longer, but it will also take more time to update.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Percy J.
The Better Half by emeraldarrows reviews
Like yin and yang and light to dark, they were always meant to be halves of a single whole.
Dominion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Gabriel, Michael - Complete
I'm going to give you hell for this by housemartius reviews
"The lights dimmed and centered on the two of them and Reyna wanted to turn around and run away."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Reyna R., Piper M.] - Complete
Worldwalker by spectaculaire reviews
Was it a coincidence that two talented teenagers from two different worlds happened to meet at a clothing store? Certainly not. Nico finds himself accepted by the House of Life, although he knows it's best to stay away. Will Nico be able to walk between three different worlds - Greek, Roman and Egyptian - while ensuring they never collide?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,067 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Nico A., Carter K., Sadie K.
Dear Hades by Alanna The Half-blood Witch reviews
Zeus has punished Hades. As punishment, Hades has to answer Q/A letters from demigods, Olympians and random people alike. How will Hades answer them? Read on...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,104 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013
hope is a four letter word by Paint Splat reviews
Piper McLean works the early morning shift at the local Starbucks. Every morning, a cute brunette named Reyna comes in, gets her coffee and walks out (every morning Piper stares at her ass, but that's another story.) Today, though, the story goes a little differently. [Piper x Reyna, femslash, drabble, coffee shop/mortal AU.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Piper M., Reyna R. - Complete
Cleverbot is Weird by Najio reviews
This is kinda odd, I'm sort of talking to Cleverbot as different people, like he's a character in a story. His reactions are... um... strange. Anyway, if you like this, you can google cleverbot and try it yourself! M because Cleverbot has a dirty mind... It's a program online that reacts to what you type, like if you say, "What's your name?" It will say, "Cleverbot." Usually.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013
Who Am I? by inescapablesuffering reviews
Nerd? Jock? Hipster? Goth? Piper-Sue? Valley-Girl? Drama Geek? Band Geek? Superhero? Jason has an identity crisis do to his lack of personality, and goes out an a search to find out who he really is!: Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Piper M., Jason G.
Blue Is The Warmest Color: Vivre d'amour et d'eau fraîche by iwriteinblueink reviews
What if Emma still loved Adele? What if, after Adele walks away from her for what she thinks is forever, Emma returns out of the blue and Adele realizes she'd secretly been hoping and waiting all this time? Set during and after the years of Adele and Emma's transformative, passionate relationship, this story explores the possibility that they can still live on love alone.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Complete
Difficult by Rose White007 reviews
Levi and Mikasa are difficult people. Difficult to speak with, difficult to socialize with & difficult to understand. They are so much alike that it makes it difficult to tell where one begins and the other ends. Micro-chapters series, rated for language. Romance/Drama/Humor (Playlist link in profile!) Reviews & favorites forever appreciated! Sequel, Jealous, posted!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 173 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Levi A., Mikasa A.] - Complete
She's the Man by Beautiful-Dark reviews
Spitfire AU, my take on the movie She's the Man. Artemis wants to play soccer on her father's team, alongside her boyfriend Cameron. But what will happen when her twin brother Apollo (Jade) takes an unplanned trip to London and wants her to cover for him? What happens when she meets her new roommate, Wally West? Will be some hints of Chalant and Supermartian further on. (OOC Roy)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,562 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis]
I'm Gonna Change The World by Tono Radish reviews
Light refuses the eye deal, there has to be some other way to get the names and faces of those who must die? And the answer comes to him when Misa Misa introduces him to website called Facebook.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Light Y., L, Misa A. - Complete
Half-Blood Academy by Mirage Meister reviews
Follow the lives of certain teens, as they attempt to discover whether their special abilities make their lives a blessing or a curse at Half-Blood Academy. AU. Multiple pairings that are not all canon. "Students have been known to just suddenly vanish off of the Academy's grounds."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Jason G., Drew T., Reyna R.
Glimpses of Will and Drew by Mirage Meister reviews
A series of one-shots of Will and Drew in no chronological order. "Because, I thought he and I were friends!" "I just thought I'd be different." "I thought we agreed that this is where we don't have to lie." "...What just happened..?" "...I think we just did." In which Drill's relationship first starts. Slightly AU ish.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Will S., Drew T.]
The 4 times Jason said I love you and the one time he didn't by 1oooW0rds reviews
High School AU!: "Dakota, Reyna said Jason found a rebound for Piper. That girl is clearly not his type." Gwen said, nodding towards Jason. "She's everyone's type." Reyna pointed out. "I don't think so. Jason always had a thing for girls with braids." JEYNA
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Jason G., Reyna R.] [Dakota, Gwen] - Complete
Coffee Beans by xhiddendreamx reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Katie Gardner moves to Campton, Long Island to pursue a journalism job at Olympus Magazine. Before she jumps into that job, she must get her hold on the city and earn some cash. What better place to earn quick money at than a coffee shop, right? The only thing bad about the city so far would have to be the bartender Travis Stoll.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,515 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Queen by 1oooW0rds reviews
AU: Prompt: Who died and made you our queen. Jeyna. "Men hold all the power in this world. Girls are only pawns in this game." "Who are you?" Jason asked, forgetting his manners. The young woman smirked before excusing a perfect curtsey. "Reyna Avila of New Rome." She introduced herself with pride. Jason straightened up immediately.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Jason G., Reyna R.] - Complete
Dimensional by 60sec400 reviews
SHIELD wasn't sure this boy was a threat. But Robin was pretty darn sure that SHIELD was a threat. Waking up strapped to a medical table was not a sign of friendship. And now that he's escaped, SHIELD will do anything to find him and bring him back. That is, unless Tony Stark has anything to say about it.
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,140 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Drew's Dilemma by WoodingeCobra reviews
Drew finally sees Piper after leaving camp five years ago. Will she face the music? One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Drew T. - Complete
RSVP by HecateA reviews
In which Jason is sure that Reyna can't read. That or she just purposefully ignores the RSVP on invitations. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Thalia G., Jason G. - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody by realityisnoplacetolive reviews
*Complete!* Fifteen-year-old Melanie Ruso didn't mean any harm; she just wanted Dan and Phil to be happy. That's why she wrote them eighty-three phanfics. But what happens when, through some magical circumstances, she accidentally forces her idols to live out her fantasies? Strap yourselves in folks, this is going to be one wild ride! (Rated T for language)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,507 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, ItsWayPastMyBedTime - Complete
Something to Hide by BetweenLines55 reviews
Tratie florist AU. On his way home from work, Travis gets trapped in a Chicago rainstorm. He ducks into a florist shop to get out of the weather and meets a woman who ends up being more than meets the eye.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Children of the Underworld by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,354 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Percy J., Anubis
French, Grecian and Dutch by HecateA reviews
In which Jason lives a secret double life and Reyna gets infinite entertainment out of it. And then some... Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
A BLUR OF BLUE (A 'BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR' FANFIC) by iSnarkaholic reviews
You can't repeat the past...but can you out-run it?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013
Speed Bumps Before The Open Road by I am Thalia daughter of Zeus reviews
Jason and Annabeth are in a happy relationship until Bianca runs off with Annabeth. Jason, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Travis and a brief unhappy affair with Rachel before following the wise advice of Reyna and finding true love with Reyna. Inspired by a scenario in JamieHerondaleDaughterofHypnos's profile. T to be safe, there is nothing graphic! One-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Annabeth C., Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
The Lightning Thief Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
A parody of the Lighting Thief. No, it's not supposed to make sense. Enjoy! Continued in the Heroes of Olympus Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Dry by Leca B reviews
Annabeth looked at her son. He was dry. In the bathtub. Dry. In the water. She held her breath. "Percy!" she yelled. - Annabeth finds something curious about her baby son. Fun fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Fish Therapist by Leca B reviews
Sometimes Percy wondered if becoming a marine biologist was a bad idea. Especially when the fish seemed to think that meant he was some sort of therapist.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Reynapunzel by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
WARNING: This is NOT your average fairytale. Why? Well, you just have to read and find out what happens between 'Once upon a time...' and 'Happily ever after...' Behold! This, is the story of...Reynapunzel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
Piperella by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
A little twist to a fairytale we all know and heard of... "Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Leo V., Piper M. - Complete
Revenge of Waffles by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
Donut is dead. His brother has died. At the hands of Octavian the Teddy Killer. He had enough of it. Waffles de Sprinkles is out for revenge. Watch out, Octavaian. You're going DOWN! But then again, who is Wafflles? *Sequel to AtlantaJackson95's Donut's Journey*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
Cry by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Because sometimes, even the strongest must cry... Christmas present for I'mDifferent-GetOverIt. WARNING: Character death.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Zia, Carter K. - Complete
Tales of a Mary Sue by inescapablesuffering reviews
"Miranda's your average Mary Sue. It's not her fault, it never is, that's just how she was created." Yes,a story entirely dedicated to satirizing and making fun of Mary Sues. I hope you enjoy this Mary Sue hating/loving story! Flames welcomed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete
Baby by Warblerpuff reviews
AmazingPhil/danisnotonfire drabble-type fic! Not my best work, but, here is my addition to the few Phanfictions there are. Seriously, not nearly enough, in my opinion.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Fang Likes What? by TheAwesomesaucenessOfDa reviews
When Nudge shows Fang a certain video on YouTube, it's the start of an unhealthy obsession. No one thought Fang would like this song of all things, but sometimes people can surprise you. OOC. ONESHOT. T for slight language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Fang - Complete
A Horrible Nightmare reviews
Leo doesn't want to die. There's a lot more things he wants to do with his life, like find the perfect girl or throw the party of the century. And even if he was ready he definitely wasn't going out like this. Just a short one-shot I made during English class. My first fanfic, flames accepted.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Leo V. - Complete