Hello, mortals. This is Raven, your friendly Neptunian. My bio is top-secret and cannot be viewed unless you have access to the forbidden technology of the lost city of Atlantis. All I will say here is that I am not one to be trifled with, but nice people are welcome to converse with me.

Formerly known as Akurei Red Wolf, and also as Raven Evil Weasel Mistress, I have decided that it is high time to revert back to my good old Raven of Roses. but since that was taken, i added a "the" in front of it and everything was all wonderful...

Never underestimate the power of a psychotic platypus.

Words of wisdom from the crazy thatwrote this piece of crap which we may call a bio. JHONEN WILL BECOME LORD OF ALL HUMANS, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP HIM! Seriously. His fangirls will take over the planet and instate him as overlord. Those fangirls are bloody SCARY.

raven, your friendly neptunian tour guide

update 9-2-05: my livejournal can be viewed here: http:///users/ravenofroses/

Update 6-18-07

This is a short list of things I DO NOT OWN:

JtHM, Squee!, I Feel Sick, anything else attached to the name Jhonen Vasquez or Chancre Scolex, anything attached to rikki and/or tavi simons, paranoia agent, Death Note, Manga/Anime in general, television shows, Emily the Strange and all her affiliates, movies, phantom of the opera, cities, towns, states, and/or any other stretch of land inhabited by large numbers of human beings, the Universe, small children, the Interweb, Linkin Park, the Flaming Lips, David Bowie, Gackt, musical artists and their creations in general, music in general, musical instruments in general (though i do have a recorder and a voice box. does that count?), humanity in general, rabbitkind, a mansion, a two-story house in the suburbs, pools, ponds, and other bodies of water, edgar allen poe/any of his works, video games in general, creators of any video game, movie, book, musical thingy, song, television show, or any other bit of art-type thingy.

Short list of some things I DO OWN:

a bed, a boom box, a cd player what doesnt actually work anymore, an mp3 player, a computer what barely works; a handful of screennames on AIM, MSN messenger, Myspace, Deviantart, and various other web-type places (most of which have something to do with ravens, roses, and/or edgar allen poe); lots of random fics/novels/novellas/short stories/poems/short bits of prose what are all written by yours truly, many many volumes of manga, some magazines, lots of other copies of books, lots of music files, some random bits of asian candy, some chocolate (when ive been able to stock up), a Death Note, a modest amount of clothing and jewelry (much of which has been altered from its original state), lost of stuffed animals, many many dollies--both altered and unaltered, and a pair of glasses.