About the Author

I'm kind of an asshole who likes writing love stories. Usually between unlikely/weird/cracky couples. I have a weird life and a stupid sense of humor. I'm also really boring in real life.

About the Stories

If you're looking for long, beautiful, novel-length stories...you should probably not look here. I only have one story that I'm actually putting my heart and soul into, which is Proximity, and the rest are kind of fluff. However, here's a couple of my favorites in case you want to check those out.

Shave -- The very first story I published onto this site. It's Katniss/Haymitch, from Hunger Games, and it's rather cliched dreck, but nicely paced and I'm rather fond of it, which is why I uploaded it in the first place. It's an odd couple with an appalling lack of fic written about them, resulting in me writing what I want to read.

Phoenix -- This was me spitballing, late in the afternoon, after thinking about Ron and Hermione's marriage, and how unsatisfactory the epilogue to Deathly Hallows was. I always feel that happy endings are a cop-out. So, sort of selfish and sort of wish-fulfillment, but it's a nice exploration of Hermione and Severus's respective characters. At least, I think so.

Proximity: Ah, yes, my magnum opus. Well, maybe not. At least, the story I'm trying to have proper structure and pace with--and have an actual, you know, plot. Besides just angst, imagery, and sex. But there'll be plenty of that, I think.

Perfection: Stupid. Stupid and hilarious. God I love it though.

About the Readers

What am I supposed to say here? I never expected to get an audience for any of this rubbish. Proximity has almost 400 alerts, and over a hundred of you guys have "fav'ed" me as an author. Really, thank you so much. I'm not the type to care about reviews, but I do love hearing from my audience, and I keep a close eye on my watch counter. That, more than anything, gives me an estimate of my audience. 400 people listening to one of my stories is more than enough to keep me writing. So thank you, thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

EDIT

proximity now has 579 followers. that's almost six hundred people. 207 people are "following" me as an author.

what the fuck, guys.

Nominations/Awards

Goddamnit just when I think I can't get any more sentimental, you go and nominate me for awards. Damn all of you. i'm kidding i love all of you you're just making me feel things and that is not okay.

SSHG Fanfic Awards: Nominated for Best Comedy - "Perfection"
SSHG Fanfic Awards: Nominated for Best WIP - "Proximity"

Perfection won the SSHG Fanfic awards for Best Comedy! Thank you, everybody who voted!