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Joined 02-07-04, id: 535180, Profile Updated: 03-16-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello!

It has been many many many years since I started fanfiction and I'm afraid that this penname and these stories have rotted away from neglect. They were fun while they lasted. I honestly don't think I will continue any of them. I tried-- I really did-- but it's been too long. I honestly never thought I would post here again, but every once in a while, I get a notification from fanfiction and I can't help but dive back into these memories. It makes me want to start writing again, though I don't know if anything substantial will come out of it. Then again, you never know.

Playing the Part -

My very first fanfiction ever. I really did like the idea for this one. Or well, I think I did at the time. It was such a long time ago when I started that I don't even really remember where I was going with it. Honestly, I can barely reread this. It's a bit painful to revisit my old writing. I was really hoping to complete it eventually, but it looks like it's better left untouched.

Life in the Breakdown -

I actually really like this one. It's nothing special, just my take on James Potter and his relationship with the people around him. The way he deals with his life as the James Potter and the way he goes about living his life at Hogwarts. I really enjoy writing it and have recently worked on it more than any of the others. Truthfully though, it probably will never be finished. There's some hope, but I feel like this whole story has morphed into something entirely different and I'm not sure if it's worth continuing. I don't think I really had a solid ending in mind, so I might just make a new story (shorter and much more focused) from its scraps.

Green Eyes -

This story is dead. I really only meant it to be a short bit of stuff. Nothing terribly big. I wish I could have done more with it, but eh. Oh well, right?

Consolation -

A little different. Oliver/Katie. Give it a chance. I actually finished this one. 100% finished. I will be editing and uploading until it is complete! That is a first and I have to say, I'm quite proud. I know it's not a hugely popular pairing (not like the standard popular ones, at least), but I think that makes it a bit exciting. There's a little more room for interpretation and creative freedom... which can be good or bad depending of what you think of it. I know there aren't as many readers of Oliver/Katie, but I really enjoyed writing this and I hope there are people out there who will enjoy it too!

I'm so grateful for all the readers who continue to read and review my stories. There's nothing better than a little affirmation and I've been lucky enough to get a decent amount of it in the past. I truly truly appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Forgivable Expectations by Jubilee3 reviews
Being a Slytherin is tough work these days. With the war brewing around her, Pansy has to deal with inner-house politics, unexpected rivals, and an undesired attraction to Dean Thomas. Includes an artistic Snape and a French Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,818 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Pansy P., Draco M.
Diametrically Opposed by mony2208 reviews
Lily Evans has always detested the very sight of James Potter & up until fifth year James thought he felt the same way. But circumstances arise that begin to make James look twice at his so-called enemy… & now he can’t seem to get her out of his mind
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,991 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Prince Charming by Citnamor Sselepoh reviews
Repost::If you asked Lily Evans what she thought of James Potter, she wouldn't have much to say. Prince Charming? Not quite. What she's been looking for? Not a chance. The man of her dreams? Not in a million years. Exactly what she needs? Undeniably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,785 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Day Chivalry Curled Up and Died by UnbirthdayGirl reviews
CHAPTER 2:EDITED! Lily extracts a promise from James that he will leave her alone and all for the low low price of one tiny, insignificant, meaningless kiss. Only, Lily seems to be having difficulty upholding the terms of their agreement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stealing Sheep by Pittsy reviews
Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- urgh- kissing James Potter. She can't figure out why until one of her dreams comes true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she allow the inevitable to happen, or will she change her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Change of Heart by angelbud2233 reviews
James and Lily are starting their 7th year. Lily begins to have feelings for James, and she trys desperately to hide them from everyone, including herself. But what if James exposes the truth, and something else she's hidden. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,547 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 10/21/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Light by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Lily and James hate each other. A lot. But when a prank is taken too far and Lily makes a stupid mistake and shows off to her sister about a boyfriend she doesn't have, everything tumbles downhill from there or did it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,796 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 1/31/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lessons In Potions, History, Love Or Otherwise by dragonprnzess reviews
An unwilling Katie Bell has been ordered to tutor Oliver Wood. Surprise for Katie: She may be able to teach him when it comes to academics, but she's going to have to let someone else be the teacher when it comes to an entirely different subject: love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,034 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Stupid Boys by Pittsy reviews
This is a story about a boy, the girl he didn’t know he loved, and the prat who made it all happen. A classic tale of true love, true hate, and truly Stupid Boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,396 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4737 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Predictability by Y. Kuang reviews
Lily Evans, in her seventh year at Hogwarts, comes to terms with life, love and herself, deals with hardships with her own special brand of humor and sarcasm, and learns a few valuable lessons along the way. Chpt 26 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,687 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/24/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Excuse Me Miss Evans by eyeshadow5746 reviews
Two years after Hogwarts Lily and James bump into each other again, and again, and again will they ignore the sparks or follow the signs-FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,685 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
In Theory by drowning goldfish reviews
When James blackmails Lily into spending time with him in order to get back her notes to study for her NEWTs, will she see the side of him that actually cares about her, or will she kill him before she gets the chance? lovehate, post Oopt. reviews loved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unquestionably Idyllic by Solarism reviews
A one shot about James Potter's passion for Lily Evans and why he feels that the best thing he can do for her is let her slip away. It's a companion piece to Deconstruct, A Memoir--hopefully this will clear up fifth year! :) RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Used To Be Crazy Like That by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In the Way by practical cynicism reviews
Lily is a perfectionist, but that doesn’t make her life perfect. Only James sees through her and brings out her flaws to prove his point. Is he just in her way, or could he be the one who saves her before she makes the biggest mistake in her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,187 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trouble With Being Perfect by KirbeeDesirae reviews
Finished I am James Potter and I am perfect. This is my story and my struggle to win Lily Evans, despite my perfection. Based on information from OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Within This Room by zarah joyce reviews
It all began when Draco proposed to Hermione the night before they graduated. It also ended everything. And now, five years later, they meet again... a one shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shortest Road Home by Siriusly Weird reviews
It's Lily and James' 6th year at Hogwarts, and they can't stand each other. What happens when a prank doesn't go as planned? Lily is adamant and James is fighting his feelings every step of the way L/J **Final Chapter Up!**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,943 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Riding the Line Between Love and Hate by Allie-Marina reviews
Katie Bell hates Oliver but she does 'things' to him, that she isn't *supposed* to kno about, just by being her cute self.can b funny/angsty/PERVERTED/fluffy&plain confusing.quite a coaster ride.works w/book exactly.Oliver's 7thyr(HP's 3) Chptr 29 is up!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,054 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
OBLIVIOUS by saj aneri reviews
Lily can't stand James. James can't stand Lily not standing him. It was just a typical cycle until somebody pointed out to James that it's because he sees Lily not just as any other face in the crowd or any other girl. Read, find out, and review..!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,129 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Relativity by dementedchris reviews
Vignette. Yukino knows she's good... then she runs into physics. With exams coming up, what's an honor student to do? Ask her boyfriend for help? Yeah, right.
His and Her Circumstances - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
FlipFlops by Manu reviews
Angelina and Fred meet in the hallways one night, a couple of weeks before the Yule Ball. Just for the sake of obviousness, I will mention that this, of course, takes place during GoF and, of course, is a FA fic. 0)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2002 - George W., Angelina J.
James Potter and the Words of the Bard by thistlemeg reviews
There's some trouble in paradise for Lily and James, but when Lily sends him a copy of Romeo and Juliet, James sets out to win her back. Worth reading even if you aren't familiar with the play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
10 Things I Hate About You by Tropical Fishy reviews
Ahh...Another Lily/James love/hate fic from me. More hate at the moment, actually. Slightly, um, weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 10/25/2000
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Consolation reviews
When the Gryffindor Quidditch team loses a decisive match and their captain, Oliver Wood, falls into a solitary funk, they no choice but to send in someone to snap him out of it. Oliver Wood & Katie Bell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Life in the Breakdown reviews
Certain people and certain events tend to shift the dynamics of life. Sometimes those shifts can make all the difference. An examination of James Potter's classes, commitments, and courtships as seen through his slanted, yet amusing breakdown of life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 7/18/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Let the Times Roll reviews
For most people, the middle of the night is not the best time to think. Albus Dumbledore is not most people. The aged Headmaster reflects upon sacrifices made in the past and wonders who will be next in a seemingly endless struggle between good and evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Albus D.
Playing the Part reviews
Hogwarts presents Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, with James Potter and Lily Evans as the leading roles. Can they find the true spirit of romance in and out of the play, or will Hogwarts never see love between its own Romeo and Juliet? [HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,491 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Green Eyes reviews
No one bothered to see the complications entwined in our existences, the complexities that tore us apart inside and, ironically, bound us together. A look into the emotional hurdles of life, matched perfectly with the incomparable magnetism of friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Lily Evans P.
Just a Cup of Tea reviews
The Weasley family members can offer slightly ill Harry a cup of tea, no strings attached... can't they? challenge oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete