(Formerly AsianAnimeGamer)

-Greetings reader! Come all, come everyone to the profile of the one they call in_the_pursuit_of_snark! I am quite happy that you've come to read my profile! There might be number of reasons why you've come to my profile, which I have listed below, provided with my answers.

1. You've come to request for a certain character's list in my fic, "100 Things Nations cannot do". Do not fear, they will come to have their moment of glory. (If you ignore my snail pace T-T)
2. I've accidently offended you through either PMing or through one of my fics. PM me, and let's talk it out, kay?
3. You saw one of my fics and want to see more of my fics/you want to know more about me. I'm quite flattered either way because personally, I don't think I'm much of an interesting person nor am I a fantastic writer. Below, however, are some notable details about me:

I am the BIGGEST history nerd that you will find in this corner of the Internet. I own Nelson Mandela's 600 page long autobiography, a 1400 page long book about American History from the 1920s to the 1970s, a huge DK World History encyclopedia, a 600 page long book on Middle Eastern history, and Bill Clinton's 900 page long autobiography. (#nolife 8D) I also am addicted to watching Crashcourse World History videos (I've also dabbled in their anatomy, psychology, and government videos) and reading new articles.

Other than wasting my time on Tumblr, Deviantart, and Pinterest, I also draw a lot. I have a Deviantart, but I would actually post something if I had a digital art program. T-T I also love to read, but I recently have little time to even go to the library.

As for my writing life on here, I specialize in humor but I actually could write serious fics if I really wanted to. One of my favorite pastimes on here is mixing my History geek knowledge with my fandom, Hetalia. Check out my fics for examples! I'm not that big of a shipper, but I do have a soft spot for AphIndiaXChina.

(PS- Check out my manuals! Please?)

Addictions:

-Hetalia

I often prefer to portray nations like the below-

Cold & calculating!China

Manipulative!America

Cruel and ruthless nation portrayals, in general, lol.

Insanity spewed from my brain/100 Hetalia Headcanons-

1) India rocks his eyebrows. He will always claim that his eyebrows were like before England got up in his business, and he, for one, can actually pull off the thick eyebrows.

2) Nations do not mind wars to an extent, varying between nations. As long as the war is quick and easy with low costs and the victories are well worth it, certain nations won't mind it.

3) Nations cannot die from human causes. The first "dying" can be a real shock to new nations, but the elder nations get used to it after a while. The immortality truly isn't as cracked up as most people think it would be because honestly, you have to live through so much and bear so much. The hours spent clumsily reattaching your bleeding head back to its neck, resisting the urge to scream as the nerves and tissues rearrange and re-form themselves, readjusting snapped necks into their natural formation- all of that. They can't die. After all, they are no more than ideas inside a human body. They simply cannot leave this Earth until this idea itself fades away.

6) France was never in love with Jeanne. He saw her as a close friend and a wonderful person of his nation and was very upset when he heard she had been burned. But he got over it, like he would typically because if he became devastated every time a close human friend he had had died, he wouldn't have made it to today.

7) The Revolutionary War was pretty far from sad. Sure, it was somewhat depressing to Arthur that this boy, whom he had groomed all his life to be his little colony, was able to get away from him, the British Empire. America really took a gamble with his life with the Revolutionary War because he was up against one of the most powerful nations in the world at the time. But the boy had hella lot of ambition, scary almost, from the moment he came to this world.

8) Italy is not a bumbling idiot. He was pretty powerful throughout his lifetime and knows how to manipulate people to his desires and then play dumb when they accuse him of it.

9) The Olympics are usually a bloodbath for all nations involved. The voting committee for who gets to host the Olympics is subject to many, many bribes, threats of bodily harm or torture, etc.

10) Spain is actually more dangerous than Russia. Despite common belief, Russia does not just sit in the corner and chant 'kolkolkolkol'. You can tell if he's irritated or angry easily and he only fakes a smile when he's really pissed off just to creep out his victim. With Spain, it's a bit harder to tell because of the 'numb-skull' facade and that annoying ass grin.

11) Canada isn't exactly jealous of America for being more noticed than him. One, the attention America gets could hardly be called 'good', and two, he likes to stay in the background for most of the time. He's just annoyed at being mistaken for him because once again, the kind of attention his brother gets is not that pretty.

12) Jamaica runs hella fast. He and Kenya often argue about who's faster. 70% of American elite athletes have a key heart gene variant that allow them to run very fast while 75% of all Jamaicans have this gene.

13) Kenya got some hella ripped legs and Ghana's got a damn fine pair of brawny arms. (Kenya leans towards a long pear body shape with slightly broad shoulders while Ghana has a short apple body type)

14) More to be added...