Henlo you small children of mine it has been almost four years since I have even looked at this profile and I figured she needed a makeover.

enjoy how cynical i have become

UPDATE: I am aware that a large chunk of my content has been deleted. I am truly sorry if a story that you had a particular liking for has vanished, because I can't ever reproduce the exact same story ever again. However - that is the point. I will always be making new content for you to enjoy, no matter how slowly, and I'm sure that as your tastes evolve and change, you'll find something new that you will love even more. Happy reading my dears!

TUMBLR BLOGS:

I have a shitty art blog lmao try and find it fuckers (if you do please know that i have improved and i just never post there lmao)

Nerdy/Undertale Shitpost: bocchan-has-the-booty

Black Butler/Sebaciel: bocchans-booty-shorts

I'm interested in:

-Ghost Hunt

-Pokemon

-Youtube (shane, markiplier, scaretheater, soothouse)

-Black Butler

-Ouran H.S.H.C.

-sie sind das something a bee and a jaegar

-Your Lie in April

-Undertale

-Doki Doki Literature Club

-The artwork put into manga and visual novels and just anything really tbh. Art is hard. Embrace your talent.

I love to read and write - and thankfully most of you viewing this do too.

"Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm."

TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER

1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one.

2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say.

3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has NOTHING to do with what you were talking about.

4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of.

5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!”

6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene.

7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through.

8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter.

9. When you begin to in vision your own version of someone else’s fanfic.

10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Kina lupi, Dragonluvr1993, UniqueMelody, XxSpiritWolfxX, MillionDollarNinja, VampireFrootloopsRule, teendanni13, DizzlyPuzzled, ChristinCC, bocchans-booty-shorts

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GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR AUTHOR. :D

have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

You ever seen an axolotyl

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Grell

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

...I've never seen an IHOP in Canada, but probably pancakes. I love pancakes.

5. Last book you read?

Blood of Elves (Andrzej Sapkowski)

6. Describe your mood.

espresso depresso

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

I passed out in my bathroom and hit my head off of the tub.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

My girlfriend probably. She's the best.

9. Rock concert or symphony?

, can i have both ??

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

Black Palm Cockatoos!!! Y'all they are so cute

11. Favorite Soda?

I don't really drink pop. IT ROTS YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT!!

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

T-shirt. I like to keep it casual.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

What was the last movie you watched in theatres?

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

... Adam Levine.

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake?

Chocolate. THAT SHIT IS THE BEST.

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Cjicken and rice bb i am not fixing that typo

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

the void

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

...My feet are really small. I don't need to tbh

20. Favorite toy as a child?

TEDDY THE BEAR.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Sometimes.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Probably only 'cause they're jealous of me *sassy finger snap* nah just kidding if somebody says something i will find out sooner or later e_e

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

I don't remember.

24. What's your favorite fruit?

Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

...I can't cartwheel ! :(

26. Do you like running long distances?

YESSS! I LIKE GOING FAST. Except that minute later where you start to regret even learning to walk in the first place.

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

WHO HASN'T

28. What color are your bedsheets?

A nice light lavender colour. Lovely (~=w=)~

29. Whats your favorite flower?

Tiger Lily, Marigold or wild Roses.

30. Do you do ballet?

...No. I wanted to. But then I realized that I was not flexible.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

Ouran tbh it's so catchyyyy

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

When the opportunity arises sometimes yes

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Fuckin cold, she's awful snowy

35. Do people consider you smart?

Most. A lot of people are smarter than me ( or what I think anyway ) but they always look to me for help in school, so... I guess.

36. How many piercings do you have?

My ears. That's

37. Are you signed on AIM?

what the fuck is that

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

...maybe...

39. How do you feel about your family?

Y'all don't wanna know that mess

40. Do you have an iPod?

No.

41. What time do you go to bed?

Depends on the day. Weekdays 11:00, weekends around midnight or later.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

Maroon 5!

43. What movie do you know every line to?

Titanic or the first Harry Potter movie.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Bacon Ranch or just regular Ranch.

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

The less fortunate to get something. Fuck myself, they need love.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

I don't know. My grandfather lives in Trenton, though. That's as far as I know.

47. Do you like hugs?

DID YOU SAY HUGS

48. Last time you almost had a heart attack?

...Clean bill of health here!

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

My last name, actually. "Michener." They say Misshner.

50. Last person you hugged?

Shit idk

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I hate everything about 14 year old me man why was I so gay and stupid? Shit fucked me up I'm even gayer now and arguably as dumb