Update: I have been away a long time. Things have been busy and complicated. But I do intend to continue my stories. Hopefully I still have followers.

Story Tumblr: Discontinued. Because Tumblr is a sick, twisted, and perverted place (no matter what I type I get some sort of incest art. Most of which seems like it should get someone on the FBI watch list)...also not very user friendly in my experience. I may eventually explore a different platform

Hi!

I see you found my little corner of the website.

This is about the 5th time I have redone my profile. I guess your here because you read my story and your curious about the author. Or your really, really bored.

So here are a few details about me.

Name: I'll give you a hint. It contains letters.

Gender: Not saying. Although it should become fairly obvious the more you read.

Age: In some cultures it is considered rude to ask.

Height: I'm about 2 feet tall enough to wipe the walls with you

Weight: Are you calling me fat?

Race: Human

Location: someplace in the United States. Ask Ben. He knows me.

Education: I got me some of that edumacation

FYI: Well generally a nice guy and will try to treat you with respect I do have a habit of being blunt and can be jaded. So if I ever leave a review or respond to a review of yours in this way its nothing personal (unless you directed a personal attack at me) and I apologize

Interests

Baseball, Star Wars, Archer, Rick and Morty, Board games (no not monopoly, or dungeons and dragons, or magic the gathering) The MCU, Disney, History

Favorite YouTube channels

The Nostalgia Critic (Channel Awesome) Twisted Toons, ERB, Angry Joe, Andre "Black Nerd", History Buffs, Today I Found Out

Completed Stories

Trial on Onderon

A test story in the Star Wars Universe. Will be folded into a larger Star Wars story

Stories in progress

The Frozen and Pierced Heart.

Been on hiatus for about 2 years but planning on getting it going again before Frozen 2 drops. Also planning on a overhaul of the first 4 chapters.

On the drawing board

Untitled Frozen Story: Elsa gets a surprise at her coronation when one of the guests is an Admiral and explorer whose written tales of exploration happen to be some of Elsa’s favorite books.

Untitled Star Wars Story: Ambitious project starting just before the clone wars and continuing through the lore. Several O.C's already conceptualized including some Jedi, new clones, a fighter squadron commander, A separatist commander, an Imperial captain, and a republic operative.

Winters legacy or Tales of Winters past (not sure which title) What do we really know about Elsa the snow queen? How do we separate fact from fiction? Keeping the concept under wraps for now. But likely to be different from what you're used to.

On the back burner

Some concepts that may or not be written

Frozen-Once upon a time crossover

fleshed out side stories that have appeared in "The Frozen and Pierced Heart

Concepts way in the back of my mind

Frozen-Avengers/Agents of shield crossover

Avengers/Agents of shield-Star Wars crossover

Harry Potter story

Harry Potter-Star Wars crossover

If you haven't figured it out yet I am ANTI SHIP!!!!!

That does not mean I don't have romances or relationships in my stories. They may well be part of it. I just don't follow the concept that a certain character has to be with another and no other pairing will do. What will be is what will be. If you don't like it I can always kill the characters and nobody wins. (Although I may do this anyways just for fun.) For those of you who haven't read a story of mine yet. I specialize in twists and making you scream at your screen... I may not be a people person...

Disclaimer: I never promise a happy ending. Will it work out in the end? Read and find out at your own risk.

Anyways thanks for stopping by my profile.

Disclaimer: I would like to apologize if I offend Men, Women, Animals, Aliens, Plants, Bacteria, Animated characters, the young, the old, the middle aged, Citizens, foreigners, stateless pirates, the short, the tall, the fat, the thin, the gay, the straight, the bi-sexual, the transsexual, the metro-sexual, the a-sexual, the physically challenged, the mentally challenged, the people who are just plain stupid, the able bodied, the rich, the poor, the middle class, the African American, The Hispanic, The Asian, The middle eastern, The Jew, the Latino, the native American, the eskimo, The white, the white trash, the jocks, the nerds, the smart, the moronic, toe tappers, nail biters, thumb suckers, bed wetters, the sick, the healthy, conspiracy theorists, tin foil hat wearers, weather terrorists, triple wide stroller owners, red necks, hipsters, preps, hippies, environmentalists, stoners, those who sing in the shower, patriots, anarchists, talk show hosts, bloggers, writers, readers, and whatever the celebrities in Hollywood classify as.

In my profile, stories or comments. It is all unintentional.

I think I covered everyone.