Heeyy! I'm Inscribed With Evil Love, but you guys can just call me Felan.

All you need to know about me:

My best friend is Domitia Ivory

I really love animals

If you try to order for me at a reseraunt I will become super pissed, purposfully speaking up, stating I would like somethimg completely different, even if I don't like it because I don't like having others speak for me.

also, I am a girl

Likes:

Movies: The never ending story, Angels in the outfield, anything Marvel, How to train your dragon, Frozen, and anything Lord of the rings

Actors: Orlando Bloom, Idina Menzel, Andrew Garfield, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston, Emma Watson, and Jay Baruchel

Shows: Spongebob, The Big Bang Theory, Growing up Fisher, Agents of Shield, The Blacklist, River Monsters, and Cutthroat Kitchen

Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, How to Train your Dragon, Warriors, Chronicles of Narnia, Twighlight, Wolves of the Beyond, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, and Dork Diaries

Authors: Erin Hunter, Cressida Cowell, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Kathryn Lasky, and Rachel Renee Russell

Songs: Hey there Delilah by the plain white ts, the Night Santa Went Crazy weird al yankovic, Surfing with the Alien by Joe Satriani

Song lyric that speaks the most to me: "Just a kid with a pad and a pen and a big imagination."- click click boom

I'm the queen at telling dirty jokes if you'll listen to them

If I could have any X-men as my brother it would be nightcrawler

If I could leave home to attend Xaviers school for gifted youngsters, I would, but I'd stay in touch with my friends

I find that dating a guy that's taller than you buy a lot is very awesome

That's all, but I really hope you like my stories

p.s.: I don't really care if you don't like my stories, but if you rip them off or insult me for my writing style, that's when I get mad

Felan's mini-rant: A Message to all Girls who need to get their ish together

If you're one of those girls who steals your friends phone if they're gone for just a second, KNOCK IT THE F OFF!!! Grabbing your friends phone and taking 2,000,000 selfies, you suck. Yah, it's okay if they're fine with it, but if they're tackling you and trying to shred you to get it back, that means they don't want you doing that; TAKE THE HINT! Not only is it annoying, but if they go to take a picture and their photo storage is full of your pictures causing them to miss out on taking a selfie with Spiderman or Iron Man or Indiana Jones, those awesome people are'nt going to stand there for three hours while they make room in their phone. I stayed over at a friends house, and at one point i went to go to the bathroom, i came back and she was clicking away on the camera. This is just a personal thing, but i hate when people (BFF and Alpha Domitia Ivory not included because she's basically my sister) touch my phone. But to get my phone back, I had to tackle her and pin one of her arms behind her and then roll her over, as she had tried hiding the phone underneath herself. When I got home, I found the number of selfies to be 500, and taken in multiple places throughout the time i had been with her. It took two hours to delete them all, and at one point, i came to a section where about 50 pics were just closeups of her mouth... I threw up, after three pictures i couldnt take it, I had to delete the rest of the pictures sitting near my toilet because they were so disgusting. Towards the last 20, i found some where it was obvious that her tongue had come within licking distance of the lens. Long story short, i freaked, practically riped the case off my phone, cleaned the case with soap and water, and scrubbed the phone with a dissinfectant wipe. So if you are one of the girls who does this, beleive it or not, there are some people, a lot actually, that dont appreaciate having every picture on their phone being a selfie you took without permission. Again, if they don't want you on their phone, DONT. FREAKING. MESS. WITH THEIR PHONE!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!x1,000,000,000. Thanks for listening to that, even though it was ranting about personal opinions, Love You- Felan