A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Sometimes games can be more dangerous then expected.

"Tonight...I plan to imprint my soul onto yours. I will make you as much a part of me as I am a part of you."

When Spock watches Jim die, he thinks he cannot go on. But when Jim gets a second chance at life, will the two men realise their feelings for one another? Spock/Kirk and Bones/OC, plus later Uhura/Scotty. Rated M for later chapters. Somewhat slow-build. Set after the events of Into Darkness.

An exhausted Spock accidentally calls Kirk "Ashayam" while on duty. Kirk is determined to find out what it means.

After Kirk and McCoy extend an unexpected invitation, Spock struggles to communicate his desires, only to find that he has underestimated both his friends and himself. Or: These days, Spock rarely thinks of himself as an alien, but fitting in can still be a challenge. Especially when the needs of the many sometimes seem so incompatible with his own.

After getting together with Bones and Jim, Spock feels his knowledge of the male human body is lacking. He goes to Bones for help and gets a hands on lesson with Jim as their willing subject.

Jim doesn't want to let his best friends know that he has a massive size kink, but it's getting more difficult to keep it quiet, more so when he enters a relationship with them both.

Bassically a copy and paste credits to original owner

Five Times James Kirk Missed Christmas, and One Time Spock Made Sure He Didn't. I jumped on the bandwagon with the Five Times thing. Something slashy for Christmas.

In the aftermath of Spock's blinding in Operation Annihilate, Jim tries to help him through his pain.

When Marshall's enrolled in boarding school, he hopes that his roommate wont be anything short of amazing. What he gets instead is a nervous rambler that goes by Gumball, who isn't half bad. From then on, the two boys attempt to take on the war zone that is High School. With bullies, secrets, and a whole lot of boring classes, will they ever make it out alive? Rated M for language.

Homura isn't complaining—there is a mysterious pleasure to the situation, in seeing the girl squirm, tears and cries with every touch—yet, Homura longs deeply, under her more dominant layers, to see her smile at her again—heaven forbid, to love her back. To touch her back. But Homura has long since given up such fantasy, too darkened now to ever return.

Luka has a problem: she likes touching Miku. When it comes to dating, it obviously means a lot of sex, especially to her. So because she can't help but touch Miku when she wants to, and because Miku can never resist her, they end up doing it in all sorts of places they really shouldn't. Their solution is to simply not get caught in the act. Easy, right? For them, it's a cakewalk.

McCoy tells Spock he's dying. Spock tells McCoy he's not. Nobody tells Kirk anything.

Harry and Draco dance together in a nightclub. wink wink

100 Themes and prompts all about Marceline and Bubblegum over the course of their relationship. Will contain some romance, some angst and lots of little moments in time. Rated for F/F and other somewhat sexual situations.

Harry's Big Gay Coming Out Night takes an interesting turn

"I just kissed a man I love," Levi whispered. He let go of Eren's arms and lied down on his chest. Eren wrapped his arms around Levi's strong body, kissing the top of his head. "Love…" Eren spoke softly into Levi's hair. "I kissed a man I love." Ereri (yaoi boyxboy)

Levi was going to KILL Hanji, right after he dealt with his new slave's disobedience. There were better ways to teach than pain. Let the lesson begin. PWP, Levi\Eren; Riren, toys.

When Harry fails to turn up for a date, Draco is furious, but what if the reason for Harry standing him up is far more sinister than a few hours of over-time? And what if the consequences for their relationship are far greater than one missed date? Features vampire!Harry. dm/hp drarry slash

SAILOR/SIREN AU. He pressed his arms up over the boat, wrapped in moonlight-and Rin was captivated, in love with the little light points that swum in the sirens eyes. [Rin/Haru]

One last night in her old apartment wouldn't hurt, unless everything be set ablaze.

Eren finds that Levi likes it dirty sometimes, literally. PWP. Ereri.

Set in the future, discrimination runs high in the world. People judge you by the color of a tag around your neck rather than the content of your character. Jack is an Alpha meant for great things. Hiccup is a lowly Omega who's headed nowhere-or at least that's what most people think. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Slash.

The Survey Corps go on a mission, Levi gets cold and Eren gets protective. Ereri. Part of my Bucket List Series

When Harry learns his old Hogwarts rival is in the hospital, he decides it's time to make amends for their past. Oneshot. Slash. Trigger Warning: suicidal themes.

Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

After getting hurt on an excursion, Levi is stuck in the infirmary, not able to move, and he is facing weeks, maybe months of recovery... His lover, Eren takes care of him, but one day, he acts strangely when he comes to visit him... He asks him, if he'd like to play a game.. Just what is the brat up to?

But it feels simple/ feels like enough/ feels like forever./ They are but youths/ and the world is their oyster/ and they have nothing but time.

Eren makes a bet with Jean... too bad he loses :p Contains: BoyxBoy (erenxLevi) SMUT

Hiccup lives in Berk where no one ever came and no one ever left... all up until Jack came along and sent a ripple through the town and for some reason took it on him self to give Hiccup a change of scenery (in the most annoying, obnoxious and some how endearing way)

A collection of fem!Thorki one-shot stories. 11 stories where anything can happen and the length goes from really short to a few pages. From romance to tragedy. If the idea of fem!Loki and fem!Thor doesn't appeal to you then do not read this. Fem!Slash. Thor/Loki or Loki/Thor. Complete.

If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? For Jack thats all he's ever wanted. And Hiccup? He just wishes his friends would stop bothering him about it.

Usually Raven can control her feelings and her powers. She's had enough practice with it in the past, a master in self-control. But when romantic inclinations towards Starfire start to appear, Raven can't stop her powers from emerging in dark and terrible ways. And there's only one way Raven knows how to stop it. (Raven/Starfire)

Hijack/Frostcup. Technically The Corpse Groom. It is based on the movie The Corpse Bride with Jack as Emily and Hiccup as Victor. It doesn't follow the movie exactly because that would be boring. This is boyxboy so don't like, don't read!

Just a short piece of Anderperry fluff, in which Neil considers the boy he's lying next to and their relationship.

Out of nowhere Yuzu's hand reached out and grabbed her necktie, yanking her forward. Mei's words and thoughts were abruptly stolen from her when she was roughly pulled into a kiss. The blonde pulled back, a smirk on her lips. "What was that about removing myself?" she asked confidently.

Sometimes, the best way to study is not to study at all. Madoka x Homura. Weird AU where they're happy girlfriends (yeah, OOC, I know, bear with me). Painfully NSFW. Choking biting mild dubcon masochism.

When Yuzu places 97th among her peers in their previous test, she's rewarded with something unexpected. (Takes place somewhere in between Ch.9 from the canon)

What if Integra and Seras were in love, what would happen? Just a night in that situation. Just a lime but rated M for the Féme slash. Don't read it if you don't like that kind of thing.

Yuzu was at her limit. All week it seemed like Mei was out to get her. Her weapon of choice to drive Yuzu mad? Fleeting touches.

Inspired by Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight." Zim needs Dib to take him home tonight. Yaoi, LEMON. M for mature stuff. Just a DaZR drabble I had to get out of my system.

A small study session for a class project takes a very drastic turn. Lemon. M. Dib x Zim x Keef goodness

"In case you didn't realize, that girl has a name. Aihara Yuzuko. And she's my stepsister as well as my girlfriend." The teacher rubbed his forehead and muttered the words "absolutely disgusting" under his breath.

Just a cute, fluffy, AnderPerry oneshot detailing their first kiss. It's also perfect for the current season. Enjoy!

"Mom, I love her." Yuzu's voice shook with emotion but her tone was as firm as she's ever heard her.

Dick and Jason run into each other on patrol, both hoping to take down the same group. Dick finds something unexpected inside the laboratories. A baby, a baby that is apparently his? Back story for Thomas Grayson. JasonxDick. Rated M for later Chapters.

REWRITTEN-Rated for slash themes: song fic (from RENT) fluffy, funny, heartbreaking? Zim confesses feelings for Dib, but how will Dib respond? Warning! may make you dream of alien chorus lines and feel the nearly obsessive urge to say AWW for no apparent reason...

"Y-you know, what... what if?" Todd/Neil slash

the Dead Poets are playing truth or dare in the old cave, Charlie gets too personal with the questions One-shot based off a tumblr post

Some soccer!Anderperry for your enjoyment :)

Harry's come back after winter break and he's got a new attitude, with a new look to match it. And whats this about a certain Slytherin taking interest? rated for later chapters. (edited. In the process of being rewritten) (If you want to review again but can't, sign out and review as a guest. Just sign the note with your username)

Homura is desperately trying to prevent Madoka from becoming a Magical Girl. She also is starting to develop feelings for her. Homura invites Madoka over to her house, hoping to stop her from becoming a Magical Girl, and maybe also confess her feelings. And that's where things start to get interesting. (Warning: Explicit and detailed lemons )

Scootaloo goes to pass her flight test and is beyond confident that she'll make it along with her best friend Orion. Although, one Pegasus fails and this ends up with Scootaloo and her friend joining her in exile. Not all is as it seems though and they end up at the mysterious Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true... *rated M mostly for gore and some swearing*

One night Todd convinces Neil to sneak up to the roof with him to listen to Meeks' and Pitts' radio. Anderperry fluff ensues.

A songfic, inspired by 'All the Things she said' by t.A.T.u. Short and cute. TAGR/GATR

Dib decides to spy on Zim... things get a little out-of-hand. ZaDr, PWP, strip-tease, boyxboy, nolikenoread, R&R! Tis my first lemon, go easy on the flames.

An entire life has been devoted to thwarting him … so strange to think that with merely a tangling of tongues it has crumpled at his feet. ZADR

He wanted to consume him, to possess him. To destroy him. And now he could. ZADR lemon.

The original My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic FanFic. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

This would, without a doubt, shove them both kicking and screaming out of the closet, and reveal more about their relationship than Dib was willing to share with anyone let alone an entire class. ZaDr -One Shot-

Surrender was too easy, too complicated, too unnecessary. ZADR

Part of the 50kinkyways meme on LiveJournal. Prompt #23, Phone/voice sex.

Zim questions Dib's loyalty. ZADR/PWP

Dib and Zim end up watching a suggestive cartoon. Zim gets ideas. ZADR/PWP

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.

HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.