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Joined 04-11-04, id: 570309, Profile Updated: 12-14-11
Author has written 17 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Kingdom Hearts, Tetris, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Mario.

12/14/11

Damn, a year? Seriously? I'm starting to think something's wrong with me.

So what happened since last year? Besides turning 21 (woo), I got a cat named Oreo that refuses to stop being cute. I also got a PS3 that broke 4 times. Then I got another PS3 that is on its second spell of not working. I saw HD gaming for the first time a week or two ago. I got ink cartridges for my printer, a new fancy HTC phone, small books that can be written and/or drawn in, a bank account, Netflix, a Facebook account, a wireless router and a subscription to Game Informer that I didn't really want. And I got new shorts.

Basically, I haven't been doing much. A lot of my time has been spent getting stuff, looking for stuff, looking at stuff, playing stuff or looking for work...and stuff. I did write things, although they're very brainstormy things for games I want to make. And I wrote maybe a page of The Seven Smash Spirits, which I'm still trying to finish. I even sketched something that one time (also related to one of the games I want to make). Very recently I started beta reading again, so you can guess why I came back.

Just letting y'all know I'm still here. For whatever that's worth.

10/7/10

Turned 20 yesterday. Yes.

Recently, I've been beta reading a Smash fic. I completely forgot about that feature, and I was 2 weeks late in responding, but I think it's going well so far. It's surely a motivator.

On that note, good news! The Seven Smash Spirits is making progress! Chapter 17 just hit 1,000 words, which, knowing me, is the halfway point. So yeah, more action hopefully coming soon. Don't know whether I'm making only 3 parts or 4. Maybe 5. Depends on how many ideas I get.

7/27/10

So I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is that I'm TOTALLY STUCK in The Seven Smash Spirits. As soon as I figure those two things out I can just flow like I always do.

The good news is...uh...

4/14/10

I graduate with an Associate's in June, and all my classes are done. Badass.

That's...yeah, that's it.

3/20/10

All focus has shifted to finishing Seven Smash Spirits (first story and all). I'll be honest, I have no idea what I'm gonna do after that. Make new shit or try to finish the rest of the old shit? And Fits of Boredom is just sitting there, beckoning...

...Spring!

12/16/09

LOE: TG2 finally got updated today. It's practically filler, but it's something.

So, what's after this? Let's see...I bet it'll be Fits of Boredom, I can just feel it.

10/17/09

It's been over a year since I started editing my old fics. Time is fun. Also, I'm 19 now.

LOE: TG2 is coming along slowly...but if you really wanna, you can check out my YouTube channel and sift through my 1300+ favorites.

8/30/09

Talk about a come-from-behind victory. Turns out that neither of the previous two fics had their tie broken. In fact, somehow, a new challenger appeared and utterly destroyed the competition.

Some people really wanted LOE: TG2 to get an update. Some people are sick, depraved individuals. Sweet! Looks like that one's getting updated first then. As for when, well...

8/17/09

You guys aren't gonna believe this. Well, not until I tell you.

That tie-breaking vote I spoke of half a month ago? Yeah, that just spawned another tie, so now I need another tie-breaking vote to break the new tie. Yummy. The tie is between Celebrity Interviews (which really needs the update) and Fits of Boredom (of which a new chapter can be excreted with about 6 minutes of thinking and at least an hour and 15 minutes of typing).

I'm tempted to flip a coin and just get to it, but that's not how a real man works. A real man lets everyone else make all the decisions. That's what Christmas is all ab- whoa, tangent.

7/31/09

Hi.

Um, I do still plan on writing something later, but I've hit a bit of a snag already. Namely, the poll result is a four-way tie (there were only 4 voters lol). That means that the next thing I write will be decided on the next tie-breaking vote. Whenever that will be. This profile isn't very publicized...

Just letting you guys know.

6/25/09

The Seven Smash Spirits and This Is The Life are up to snuff. Especially the former. When you write something for like 6 years it's easy to see where you screwed up. The latter still looks promising, even more so since Brawl.

SO. This means I'm...back? The next update is nigh. At least I think so.

5/15/09

The PIE Chronicles 2 has been fixed for format inconsistency. And some other things. Princess Bride: SE is next up.

EDIT: Princess Bride: SE has been fixed. I forgot how "good" it was. No worries. It will pick up on originality later on. Seven Smash Spirits is next-to-last.

4/25/09

The PIE Chronicles has been run through. I can safely say that it is my favorite story. It even beats out SSBU and Run Marth, Run!, its main competition. Maybe because it has 9 chapters and 9 is my favorite number? Hmm. In any case, its sequel is next up.

4/24/09

12 Days has been run through. Funny. As retarded as that fic is, there were only a few minor errors. Well, grammatical ones. So. Because it is almost 11:30 PM now, The PIE Chronicles' fixing up will be posted around tomorrow.

Oh, one more thing. I don't know why polls aren't shown in profiles by default, but the one I made a few days ago is public now. Rock it. The vote, I mean. But if you can rock something else, feel free.

4/22/09

SSBU has been run through. I'm starting to think Ri2's suspicions were right. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to try to finish it. Oh, 12 Days of Christmas: Smash Bros. Remix is next on the list.

4/8/09

Run Marth, Run! has been run through and fixed up. Next up is the hardcore SSBU.

4/5/09

Luigi's Other Experiment, LOE: TG2, M-I-X, and Reminisce have been cleared of errors ranging from inconsistency to a gross untruth. Run Marth, Run! is next on the list. When this whole thing is over, I think I'll start working on a new chapter or two.

2/26/09

MINOR UPDATE: results for the unpopular poll I started, basically titled "Should I blah blah blah keep going" are in. There were 8 unique voters over a 6-month period. 4 said yes, 2 said take your time, 1 didn't give a shit, and 1 thinks I suck ass. So that means, assuming it wasn't that one person with an actual account to give me a negative, non-flaming review (Luigi's Other Experiment: Test Group 2), there's someone else out there that doesn't enjoy at least 1 of my fics. Kickass. I gotta think of a new one...

Luigi's Experiment is now cleared of all tense-related errors. And the other ones, too. Oh, and consider this a little apology for not doing jack since the summer.

SNEAK PREVIEW! SSBU CHAPTER 13: LUIGI VS. ESPIO


Shadow Mario and Peach rematerialized at Final Destination. The majority of the platform was silent, with rogue murmurs present. Bowser Jr.'s alter ego was definitely impressive on the battlefield. His very existence, at that moment, was impressive by itself. But his impressiveness did not incite the lack of sound (well, most of it). Peach lost. Embarrassingly.

"I'm...good?" Bowser Jr. said, astounded. He watched Shadow Mario barely move from the point of materialization. He seemed to want to disassociate with everyone on the platform.

"Wonder whose side he's on," Dante quipped to himself.

"I didn't see that coming at all," Banjo said to no one.

Peach, sullen, walked dejectedly over to her friends and sat in her spot. Daisy scooted over, providing room to sit, and hugged her. A pair of royal failures embraced each other in silence. Shadow Mario watched them from 20 feet away with red eyes, uncaring, waiting, longing. Bowser Jr. and his dad were still puzzled. And a very obvious question lingered in the air for the full five minutes it took for Master Hand's return.

What would Shadow Mario wish for?

"Looks like Shadow Mario moves on to the next round," Master Hand announced upon arrival. "We didn't even need to go through that. That was just too good."

Silence. At least fifteen of the fighters felt a powerful urge to hurt the hand.

"Maybe the next fight will be more even. Luigi vs. Espio."

The two rose at the same time. Mario hit the back of his brother's knee.

"Hey, if you win this, it'll be the Mushroom Kingdom's first victory! You can do it!" Mario said, smiling, projecting humongous pressure. Luigi glanced at the chameleon, who was already moving toward the center, and quickly followed suit. Baby Luigi threw in some last-minute cheers.

"The randomly selected stage was Rainbow Road Generations. Are you two ready?"

Espio nodded swiftly and fiercely. Luigi nodded comparatively slowly and with noticeably less ferocity. The two vanished.


(Rainbow Road Generations takes after Mute City in the sense that it takes place on a platform (large, rainbow, and translucent) that floats around and above the track. But it differs in the sense that the platform warps to the different Rainbow Roads throughout "history". From Super Mario Kart to Mario Kart DS, the battle occurs on varying versions of the notorious final track.)


Luigi and Espio appeared on their respective platforms. The larger platform below them was translucent and cycled the entire color spectrum. Luigi liked it. Espio thought it was showy.

"Ready?"

The two landed. A slight twinkle.

"GO!"

SNEAK PREVIEW OVER. (The thing that took me so long to be unstuck with this one was Brawl. In the end, and after playing the ever-loving crap out of it, I've decided to write this story as if Brawl hadn't even been announced yet. I can say with confidence that it won't be read the same way...)

I'm not dead dammit, I swear. ETERNAL Smasher won't go down so easily.

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One Smashing Vacation by Darkwarrior17 reviews
After being plunged into debt by a prank gone awry, Master Hand leaves the Smashers to hide out on vacation. Will the world ever be the same? Chapter 18 Up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,395 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/5/2005
Two Weeks in a Mini Van by Charismatic Enigma reviews
Final Chapter! It's finally over! It's down to the final two Smashers, and they will have one final challenge! How many times can I use the word "final" in one summary?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,673 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Kaepora and Zelda’s Interesting Night by Hoogiman reviews
KaeporaZelda lemon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Kaepora Gaebora, Zelda - Complete
…The OneUpping Story by joebthegreat reviews
If you think you've seen good summaries before you should have seen the amazing summary I had planned to put here! It was the most amazing thing of all time! Of course it was one character over the limit so now you'll never be able to see it. READ THIS
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Kirby and the Magical Cake by Hoogiman reviews
Kirby finds cake.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Peach Viewer Mail by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2005
PEACHY DAYS! by Hoogiman reviews
Follow the ZANY adventures of the CRAZY smashers as they have WACKY adventures in THE smash mansion! It's going to be the FUNNIEST of the humour, the greatest of the GREAT! This description isn’t self promotional! I shant UPDATE UNTIL u GIV ME 52 REVIEWS!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
…Innocence fell over by joebthegreat reviews
So yeah... like... the loss of innocence in our time or something... and like... that's cuz it fell over... or something... like... this... like... discribes... like... innocence... and... like... it's totally deep... and totally kewl... ONE SHOT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
ZOMG PIT by Hoogiman reviews
COMPLETE! Pit meets all of the other Smashers. Wow. Captain Falcon mistakes Pit for a girl. Wow. There's Roy! YAAAY!1 Chapter 7: Link tries to renew his love for Zelda! Link asks the big question! WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT!1 NOO!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Know Your Smashers by Lady Chitose reviews
Some strange story involving a studio, an announcer, a cameraman, and the Smashers. And a pink citrus scented camera. Read at your own risk. [Complete, so take it off of your alert list already!]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,803 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
…SSBM GAMESHOWS! by joebthegreat reviews
blah blah blah you've seen it all before right... WRONG! ok maybe... hmm... oh whatever the Smashers go through many game shows in the kind of humor you expect from me... sick
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,801 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
One Morning by god-of-crazy reviews
One shot story. Ness gets committed. Find out why!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Life after Exile by final.authority reviews
When Marth is exiled from Altea he finds himself at the SSB Mansion and becomes a Smasher. All he wants to do is lay low and return to normal life, but with such eccentric people around just mantaining his sanity is a chore!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Marth
Why Did Excel Cross The Road? by T.R. Fanatic reviews
Beats me. Read and find out. UPDATED! REVISED! SOMETHING ALONG THAT LINE!
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Heat by Peter the Muggle reviews
[One-shot]Based on the cutscene before mission 14. Lady learns a very interesting effect of demon blood....
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Complete
A Criminal Hero by supersoniclink reviews
Link , is he the hero of time, or the all mighty ruler of the Yoshi or is he hyperactive ? Does Link even remember what he's supposed to be looking for(probably not)and could someone explain who is Bozo!Chapter 5 is up after...a long while.R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005
Super Jeopardy Bros! by Barefoot-Pookie reviews
Super Smash Bros. stupified and on Jeopardy. What will happen??? UPDATED a little.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 8/17/2002
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Luigi's Other Experiment: Test Group 2 reviews
Luigi's first stop in the Randomizer Dimension leads him to meet Sonic, and later, Tails. How can he experiment with the group he's supposed to be helping defeat Eggman again? Luck. Finally updated.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2006
The Seven Smash Spirits: A Smash Bros Story reviews
Melee. Jigglypuff accidentally releases the Seven Smash Spirits into the Smash Bros. World...and it's up to her to reseal them! Chapter 16 up! All members of the party face what may be their toughest challenges yet.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,153 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/16/2004
The Princess Bride: Smashing Edition reviews
Melee. What may be the greatest tale ever told has been retold with the characters you know and probably love.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006
The PIE Chronicles 2: Attack of the PIEShies reviews
Melee. Well, Master Hand screwed up. The PIEShies have run away, and the Smashers have been appointed to get them back. Will this adventure be as pointless as the previous?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007
Sora vs Sephiroth: How It Should've Been reviews
A crazier version of the battles between Sora and Sephiroth. Rated for language and blood. Let me know how this one is. Please? Update? No way...I swear, after this I'm done.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
SSBU: Super Smash Bros Ultimate reviews
50 enter. 1 saves the Worlds from Reconstruction. See your favorite characters from Melee, along with some new faces, battle it out for the ultimate prize and the ultimate consequence. Eleventh battle: Shadow Mario vs. Peach.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,709 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005
Fits of Boredom reviews
Oneshots and short series' make their way here. Anytime I write a Smash Bros. fic out of boredom, you can find it here. Ratings may vary, but that's the main one.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/19/2005
Celebrity Interviews reviews
Melee. Redone in story format! That sounds familiar. So, Master Hand's still broke, still needs money, and is still using these celebrity interviews as a get rich quick scheme. New format brings new scenes and new lengths...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006
This Is The Life REDUX reviews
Melee/Brawl. 1 year. 100 stories. Follow the everyday lives of the incredibly famous Smashers as they go through a year of fighting, making friends, creating enemies, and trying to make the best of it all.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007
MIX reviews
Melee? MIX. What is it? Does it even exist? If you called anime crossovers, hyper retarded humor, and genre cycling MIX, you'd be correct!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Complete
Inverstatue reviews
Melee. Have any of you ever wondered...whenever you look in the mirror...is it more than a reflection? I did. And the Inverstatue is the result of my wondering.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,858 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Run Marth, Run! reviews
Melee. Marth accidentally starts a food fight in a fancy restaurant. Every customer begins chasing him. From there, the chase gets crazy. Run Marth! Run for your life!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
The PIE Chronicles reviews
Melee. Another demand by Master Hand leads the Smashers on a perilous and probably pointless adventure for PIE, a super pie that Master Hand has no time to look for himself. What will become of them?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas: Smash Bros Remix reviews
Melee. What do you think? Now with twice the verses and twice the crazy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
Luigi's Other Experiment reviews
Melee. It's happened again...Luigi has created another, better, unscented love potion. And this time, everyone will feel its greatness...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Reminisce reviews
An old block talks about the past. That's basically it. Very short.
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Luigi's Experiment reviews
Melee. Redone in story format! Luigi creates a love potion. He uses it on Link. But Link's infatuation will shock us all...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
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