Ralphie Is A Lordhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Merlin, Hobbit, Misc. Cartoons, and Sherlock. Hi, I'm Ralphie. I write... things... sometimes... ? Write to me. I'd love that. Let's be friends. Updating is a huge pain in my ass. I only update if people really want me to update. I have no shame in discontinuing my stories. I'm not an awesome writer like my friend, but I try real hard, and I'm not throwing away my shot. I'm 16 if anyone wants to know for reasons which I cannot fathom. Peace among worlds, my friends. |
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Turn of Phrase by writingbutunpublished reviews
Academic rivals John and Alex start finding other ways to release the tension between them besides arguing in class but is it really just physical or is there something more brewing between them?
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,047 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/16/2016
Come Closer by pearlsandrhinestones reviews
"Wednesday, November 9th was the day Eliza Hamilton and her month old son, James, passed away. A year later, Alexander Hamilton was dreading the morning that he had to wake up and face his children as he sent them off to school on the aniversary of their mother's death." Then, John Laurens shows up, and everything changes
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,839 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 10/3/2016 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, G. Washington, Phillip H.
Sixteen Sketches And a Letter by GreenOnion5000 reviews
John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton accidentally swap their notebook and sketchbook and discover surprising things about each other. Modern Lams AU.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2016
What the heck I gotta do? - A Hamilton one-shot by gingermusicalphan reviews
Alexander Hamilton likes John Laurens. John Laurens likes turtles. In an attempt to seduce his crush, Alexander resorts to desperate (and pretty weird) measures in his quest for love. Fluffy modern college AU
Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] H. Mulligan, Lafayette - Complete
Do Whatever It Takes by Skalidra reviews
At first it sounds like a joke. "Talk less, smile more," Alexander teases, Burr's own words aimed back at him. But the context doesn't make sense for it to be just a joke, and there's something about the way that Alexander smiles and it doesn't reach his eyes that makes Burr pause and listen.
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [A. Hamilton, A. Burr, T. Jefferson, J. Madison] - Complete
Hannibal: Pushing Us Into Self-Destruction by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Clarice Starling needs help with a case, so she pays a visit to Will Graham, who's incarcerated in the Baltimore Sate Hospital with his partner. See warnings inside.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,684 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 9/6/2015 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
Bones of Glass by red-racer-fan reviews
Izaya begins high school where he'll meet someone he'll remember for the rest of his life. Trust me read this. Comment and let me know your thoughts ;)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Unkown Bruises by Beloved Freak reviews
Lately Merlin has had some bruises which Arthur is just starting to notice. Abusive-Leon-OOC Merlin & Arthur
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
What a Man Does by red-racer-fan reviews
Merlin has quite an interesting pastime, well according to Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Shortest Sherlock Fanfiction by Kweeshino reviews
I did one for the Avengers so why not for Sherlock?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Nothing but Paper by red-racer-fan reviews
Draco has a wish. So he makes paper dragons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Draco M. - Complete
Massage by Gwen Kahill reviews
After a long afternoon of training with his knights, Prince Arthur calls Merlin up to his room for a well-deserved massage. Merthur smut, set some time in the first or second season.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sir Gwaine and the Green Apple by Kripkeisgod reviews
Ever wanted to see Sleeping Beauty/Snow White Merlin style? No? Oh well, have some pure Merlin crack fic anyway. Light Merthur slash included.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Fevered by BBCGirl72 reviews
In which Merlin has a fever and Arthur is very cute. Merthur fluffiness. Slight Morgwen if you squint in the dark. Chapter 12 is up! Reviews are greatly appreciated! :) Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin or any of it's characters, sadly.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius - Complete
The Spirit of Smaug by santeria reviews
It is the Age of Men, but Smaug lingers on. [A Sherlock/Hobbit crossover]
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drunk by supremegreendragon reviews
When Mycroft drinks too much, it's Sherlock who suffers (Sounds serious but really it's crack) Slight mention of hinted Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Johnpreg by KaitlynToTheMax reviews
JohnLock John finds out he's pregnant and is very confused because he has always been top. Mycroft also pays a visit. Crack, Mpreg, enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Truth or Dare by too-much-like-Luna reviews
In which a game of Truth or Dare confuses Merlin, Arthur is repressed, Leon is a pervert, and Lance is mostly absent. Arthur/Merlin. Full title is 'Truth or Dare, and the Sh!t that Follows' . Modern AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Another Kind Of Green by Aspiring.Loner reviews
A bit of jealousy. Merthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
James Bond Eat Your Heart Out by grave-walker reviews
Merlin/Arthur AU, loosely based on movie Debs. Arthur is the top student at spy school and Merlin is notorious evil genius. However rivalry isn't the only thing these two boys are feeling, can Arthur resist or will he forsake his friends and his country?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,281 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
You’ll understand when you grow up… by suaviorXchu reviews
The twins learn a new word.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Sirius' Story Time by evansentranced reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 563 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Growing Wings reviews
Smauglock highschool AU. John needed to find freedom. His new school was a relieving change. Yet, he hasn't realized that he can't run away from problems unsolved. Even his new friend Sherlock can't help him, not to mention hinder him. They will find him, eventually... I might change a genre to romance in the future
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W.
Terribly Beautiful reviews
Terrible headaches lead to terrible decisions. Terrible decisions lead to terrible fates. How can Merlin cope with such a terrible curse he has brought upon himself? Loving becomes complicated and the attention he once lacked is now in excess. Female Merlin. Based somewhere in the 3rd season. THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED SORRY!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Pingu Is Love, Pingu Is Life reviews
I was only nine years old. I loved Pingu so much... It's never NOOT NOOT. Review with a noot please.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Family Game Nights with The Longbottoms reviews
The final book in the trilogy. I strongly suggest you read the other 2 books before this one so the ending makes sense. I made it to be disturbing, so be prepared!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Augusta L., Neville L. - Complete
The Dragon Is Free reviews
Merlin realizes that dragons are assholes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
Conversational Supper with Arthur reviews
Merlin is invited to a thank-you supper by Arthur, alone. Conversation, back and forth. Merthur moment. I don't own Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Family Game Nights with The Malfoys reviews
Draco likes the idea the Weaslys had and he convinces his parents to play a game. This is the second story in the "family game nights" trilogy. If you've read "family game nights with the Weaslys" , you can guess what will happen next... I don't own any of Harry potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Family Game Nights with The Weasleys reviews
It is Thursday evening and the Weasly's are hosting a family reunion and to celebrate, they're having a game night! They had all just finished a wonderful supper, made by Molly. Ginny brought their first game to the table... The first story in the "family game nights" trilogy. Well, you freaks who placed a review, the second one is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ron W., George W., Ginny W., Charlie W. - Complete
