Hey! If you are reading this... then I am dead. Just Kidding!

If you're are reading this, then I am actually most likely hanging out at home being lazy, haha.

If you're ever bored, need a friend, or just someone to talk to, PM me and I'll respond as quick as I can!

Likes: Anime, a LOT of different fandoms (possibly hundreds), Music of almost any kind, SUGAR, youtube, poetry, fan fiction (obviously), reading/writing, my boyfriend, and my best friends.

My friend has an account so go check out @mourning waters.

Dislikes: people who judge and bullies.

Ok, now here is a lot of stuff you HAVE to copy and paste into your profile or into word document. It is pretty dang long so be warned. Love you guys and please, follow and favorite. Now here are your copy and pastes that I got out of the attic (btw I do NOT own any of it). In 3, 2, 1...

Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go.

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

QUOTES ON STUPIDITY

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, It's just that yours is stupid.

Some people are like lava lamps; fun to look at but not very bright.

Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.

And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.

I’m not saying you’re stupid...I’m just implying it.

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes...You will learn a lot today.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.

QUOTES ON MY INSANITY

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh! Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

At least 5 inanimate objects hate me .

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

Yeah! I love wearing straight jackets, too! I get to hug myself!

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends...No offence guys.

I am in my own little world but it's okay, they know me here.

A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.

Don't aggravate me, I'm running out of places to put the body's.

I am getting sick and tired of slitting the throats of the people who say I'm a violent psychopath!

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy...

QUOTES ABOUT ME

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

For the millionth time! I can't go to Hell; they have a restraining order against me!

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...But it's still on the list.

It doesn't matter if I'm right or wrong, I'm still the one with the gun.

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.

It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

That which does not kill me…should run...FAST!

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.

I don’t lie, I create fiction with my mouth.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very, very clever ones.

Everyone has a wild side, I just prefer to make mine public.

I have Sarcasm; what's your superpower?

Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!

Life is like a corndog, I just haven’t figured out why yet.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on!

My best friend say that I'm the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but they love me to death anyway.

You say I run like a girl, and if you run a little faster, you can too!

Everyone needs to believe! I believe I'll go watch some more anime .

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!

We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge… I pick out the funereal arrangements.

I give you this rose and hope that you, unlike this rose, will not be cut down in your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous .

Love me or hate me. Personally, I could care less.

You're a good friend, but if the zombies come...I'm tripping you.

"I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse."

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles so taste my rainbow, bitch!

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself...where the heck is the ceiling?

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

Chaos, panic, & disorder...my work here is done.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable .

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. *sizzles*

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

QUOTES OF ADVICE

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.

Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful .

You can't expect people to see eye to eye with you if you are looking down at them.

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute...screw the fruit!

You don't have to be faster than the bear...you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

There is no shame in not knowing. The shame lies in not finding out.

Promises mean everything, but once they're broken, "I'm sorry" means nothing.

You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had; always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret; people change, and things go wrong, but just remember: life goes on.

Chocolate is better than boys. Why? Because chocolate can't get you pregnant.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

When all else fails, bring out the duct tape.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart but true friends only poke each other with bendy straws.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!

If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.

Color outside the lines, it really pisses people off .

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember that sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

Never argue with an idiot; they’ll drag you down and beat you with experience.

Never knock on Death’s door...ring the doorbell and run; he HATES that.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need vodka and snow. (Hetalia Reference!!!)

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Junk is something you throw away three days before you need it.

When in doubt, Mumble.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to be too astonished.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Quotes From Books/Movies/Famous People

"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave. No wonder I've been so confused all my life." (Simon, City Of Glass)

"Not really. My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But your much too young to be a police officer." (Jace, City Of Glass)

"No, I'm a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens, I make rude gestures at nuns." (Jace, City Of Ashes)

"It says, 'Shadowhunters; looking better in black than the widows of out enemies since 1234." (Jace, City Of Bones)

"You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?" (Jace, City Of Glass)

"Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you like it." (Clary, City Of Bones)

"Boom? Was something suppose to happen?" (Jace, City Of Ashes)

"Good idea. I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.” (Jace, City Of Bones)

“I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"

"A regrettable choice of words." (Jace / Magnus, City Of Ashes)

"Your just as sane as I am." (Luna Lovegood)

"ZOMG." (Nudge, MAX...has anyone else wondered what the Z stood for?)

"Hey, Finnick, come on in! We figured out how to make you pretty again!" (Katniss in Catching Fire)

Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you don't remember. (Spirited Away)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." (Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein)

"Well-behaved women rarely make history." (Laurel Thatcher Ulrich)

"Reality continues to ruin my life." (Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you." (Rita Mae Brown)

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." (Mark Twain)

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all." (Oscar Wilde)

"Everything you can imagine is real." (Pablo Picasso)

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." (Marlene Dietrich)

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us and the world will live as one." (John Lennon)

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." (Mark Twain)

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." (Winston S. Churchill)

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." (Dr. Seuss)

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." (Marilyn Monroe)

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." (Albert Einstein)

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." (Marcus Tullius Cicero)

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." (Eleanor Roosevelt)

"So many books, so little time." (Frank Zappa)

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." (C.S. Lewis)

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." (Oscar Wilde)

"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water." (Eleanor Roosevelt)

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." (Elbert Hubbard)

"Here's to the crazy ones: the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square hole, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." (Apple Inc.)

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare, As You Like It)

"Without music, life would be a mistake." (Friedrich Nietzsche)

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." (Mark Twain)

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." (Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey)

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." (Jim Henson)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (Douglas Adams)

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." (Dr. Seuss)

"I have not failed; I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." (Thomas A. Edison)

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." (Eleanor Roosevelt)

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." (Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words)

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." (Robert A. Heinlein)

"There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally; in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment." (Sarah Dessen, The Truth about Forever)

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." (Charles M. Schulz)

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." (Virginia Woolf)

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library." (Jorge Luis Borges)

"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you." (Maya Angelou)

"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." (G.K. Chesterton)

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." (Confucius)

Bitter screaming, winter's bite,

You shall lose your soul tonight.

Twisted be thy blackened soul,

Twisted from the lives you stole.

So drink deep of life's last breath,

And welcome the cold embrace of Death.

-'Dementors Lullaby'

Life is like a book. The plot is awesome, the sarcasm is better, and the author enjoys abusing the characters. (Unknown)

There is an end in friend,an us in trust, an over in lover, a lie in believe, an if in life, and an ex in next.

Never regret something that once made you smile, because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.

I see absolutely no reason why I can't follow my dreams.

Live as though there is no tomorrow, and yesterday never happened.

Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chalkboard and yells at it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Regret Nothing, Deny everything.

Don't leave me in this harsh place we call reality.

Who said I'm unstable? I'm just unpredictable.

A library is a place where you can lose your innocence, without losing your virginity.

Everything happens for a reason

Only memories stay the same

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

When life hands you lemons...

throw something harder back.

thank life and read them in private.

make apple juice and let the world wonder how the fuck you did it.

throw them back and demand oranges

throw them back and tell life to make his own damn lemonade

squirt lemon juice in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

It's never a childs fault. If you're against Child abuse please copy and paste this on your profile.