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Bleak Triumph by tabjoy13 reviews
Think of this as the depressing cousin of my "Take Care of You" story. Rated T for torture aftermath. No plot, just dark fluff (because just saying "fluff" makes it sound deceptively cheerful). Sakura/Sasuke pairing if you squint. Now a two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The New Otokage (S) by MarzSpy reviews
One Sequel to New Sakura. Three years ago, Sakura got a second chance at life and sought shelter in the arms of Akatsuki. Two years ago, she gained strength unimaginable to her previous self. One year ago she became Kage. But dying did not necessarily mean escaping her past, and what can she do when they come knocking on her door?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,502 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Akatsuki
The Penis Game by MarzSpy reviews
It had all been a silly game. They were drunk, what can they say? But being in a public area at the late, late hours of the night, drunk, no less, could not end well for these two kunoichi. "Hey, Sakura, let's play a game!" "What kind of game, Ino?" In hindsight commemorating her ANBU status a day before being placed had perhaps not been the best idea. ItaxSaku ShishXIno Three-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,849 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] [Ino Y., Shisui U.] - Complete
Epiphanies by PFTones3482 reviews
Or, how every single member of Marinette and Adrien's class managed to figure out who Ladybug and Chat Noir were before they could. One-Shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 235 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Complete
Care for my brothers, care for me by ninjanervana reviews
Care for my brothers, care for me. Or how James Potter fell in love with Lily Evans through the Marauders. 7 chapters, one for every year at Hogwarts. Featuring all of the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Protection by Wintercitylights reviews
Sarada didn't need imaginary friends; she already had her own secret protector. Fluff and feels. Uchiha family fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Sarada U.
New Sakura by MarzSpy reviews
What do you do when everyone thinks you're dead, thanks to a new girl? She replaced her in every way, and Sakura can't cope with it. She was dead, so what was there to do in the hell she lived in? Of course, join her hellmates in Akatsuki! Yet, she soon comes to find out that rebuilding everything you once had is harder than she thought. Good thing Akatsuki is there to help!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,981 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Christmas with the Uchihas by MarzSpy reviews
Sakura always dreamed of having Christmas with her boys, and now her wish has come true, being able to spend it in the Uchiha household. But Sasuke doesn't like Christmas, and only Itachi can help him. It looks like it's all up to Sakura to make it work!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 12/27/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Halloween with the Uchihas' by MarzSpy reviews
Sequel to CWtU and NYWtU. Sakura didn't know how it had happened, but somehow Ino managed to sucker her into some terribly obscene and slutty Halloween attire. But Itachi wasn't complaining -at least, not at first. Non-mass [Ita x Saku] [Sasu x Ino x Shis] [Naru x Hin] [Ten x Neji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Great Duel by Ziltoid reviews
One simple question: who is stronger, Dad or Mum? Only, things never stay simple when Boruto gets involved, do they? Especially not when a certain Nara thinks he can use the whole misunderstanding for his own benefit. Too bad for him.. (oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Himawari U., Boruto U. - Complete
take a chance on me by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
It'd be nice if they could be something this time, she thinks. -Sakura, Naruto, mentions of SasuSaku and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Heroes aren't real (but you are) by liliace reviews
Naruto has lost count of how many times he's been kidnapped. It's a routine by now, really; get kidnapped, escape, ignore the fact that no one missed you. Naruto also lost count of how many times he wished someone helped him but no one did. It's fine, though, because he can save himself and heroes are just for kids anyway. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Silent Protector by littlespider reviews
With an otouto like Gaara, there was never much Kankuro needed to protect him from. It always seemed like the least he could do to keep his brother from being poisoned. But as the Sand's new Kazekage, Gaara's no longer blinded by bloodlust, and he wants to know why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Monday Mornings by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Christmas Fic. AU. Sasu/Saku. Sakura had known she would have a horribly busy day from the moment she realized she couldn't find clean clothes to wear; she just never imagined it to be so full of... surprises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Undead Uncles Are The Best Kind by SkywardShadow reviews
Uchiha Sarada knows she doesn't have the most conventional of families. Or: Itachi gets to be an uncle. (Oneshot, Post-Finale)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Itachi U. - Complete
T & Ask (or Raven Explains What Nipples Are) by pajamawolfie reviews
Starfire walks in on Raven in the shower, where she sees something that she has questions about. Questions which Raven, to her chagrin, has to answer. Rated K plus for mentions of nudity, but none of it is sexual.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Dearest Friends by DwaejiTokki reviews
A compilation of friendship one-shots between any two of the Titans. There will be no pairings, but there is a slight subtext in some.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Robin - Complete
Girl's Day Out by xotakux2002x reviews
Wherein Konan takes a much-needed break from her Akatsuki duties.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Complete
Two Moons by phoenixyfriend reviews
Some say that to understand a man, you must walk two moons in his shoes. However, living in the back of his head with no way out works just as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Nostalgia and Home Videos by HimekoUchia reviews
When Gaara overhears Kankuro sobbing in his room over a simple home video, the redhead gets suspicious and very, very curious. Sand Family. Pre-chuunin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Gaara, Kankuro, Rasa, Yashamaru - Complete
Confessions to a Larva by Caprichoso reviews
Oneshot, based off of a Teen Titans Headcanon. Starfire isn't the only one who uses Silkie for therapy. BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven, Silkie - Complete
Ghost by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. Three months after his return to Konoha, Sasuke is beginning to fall in a numbing routine and accommodate to a new life where everything is different and so much is still the same. Once Itachi's newborn daughter comes barreling into his home and heart, will he be able to find peace and finally heal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Communal Bonding by xotakux2002x reviews
The Akatsuki has pushed the nearby village a little too far; now they have to try and make peace with them. Of course, things can never be that easy when demented rouge ninjas are involved. Akatsuki, light on the pairings here
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Complete
Quidditch: The Quickest Way to a Bird's Heart by Acid-Rain2912 reviews
Sirius drags Lily to her very first Quidditch game. After all, who can resist seeing their crush in a uniform? A fluffy one-shot rated K , just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hidden Corner Nails by readbymoonlight reviews
Between capturing tailed-beast and world domination, the Akatsuki barely have enough time each week to set up an appointment with their favorite nail artist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Good Stuff by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Some missions were like pulling teeth... literally. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Dropping Hints by Caprichoso reviews
Oneshot. When attempting to spark an intergalactic romance, it's probably wiser not to ask a half-demon and a shapeshifting prankster for advice. RobStar, BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Yearning by weiweidonai reviews
An oneshot set during Shikamaru's revenge fight again Hidan and Kakuzu. While Shikamaru is fighting, what happens back in Konoha? Why is Temari at the Nara compound? A little indepth look into how the people to care about him most deals with his absence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Obey Me Akatsuki by swirlheart reviews
Summery: As the only girl in the Akatsuki, you're entitled to a little fun. So what happens when Konan discovers a way to mess with people's minds? Great. She can hypnotize them. This is gonna be good. Requested fanfiction. Rated T mostly because of Hidan. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Konan's Day of Revenge by coffee whore reviews
The male members of the Akatsuki have finally pushed Konan over the edge, now it's payback time: in true Konan style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
And Now I'm Stuck Here With You by HimekoUchia reviews
What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,558 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
It was Shikamaru's reputation's fault! I say! by glockcourage reviews
Summary: I like Shika Shikamaru & that hideous Nara Temari is flirting with him. If Nara-sama, the fearsome genius of Konoha, the husband of Temari-san finds out, Shika-sama will be in trouble. OC POV. Shikatema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Forward Motion by liron-aria reviews
"March on, and fear not the thorns." Khalil Gibran. The battle against the Brotherhood of Evil was won, leaving the Teen Titans and friends to the aftermath. They picked up the pieces and moved on, with cheer and sadness along the way. Because really? They were heroes, all of them, and nothing could stand in their way. Mentions of JinxKF. /Repost, accidentally deleted earlier/
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
As Sick as a Dog by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. Actions speak louder than words. And she realized that day, it was her presence that he wanted, and not her treatment.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
One Step at a Time by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. "Look, Sasuke, I'm willing to try to work with you again, but keep your damn snake away from me, alright?" It was so easy to make assumptions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Brat by xotakux2002x reviews
In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
Don't You Wanna Stay by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Christmas Fic. Sasu/Saku. Seeking help one cold winter night at his old teammate's place, Sasuke remembers just what Christmas is about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Abnormal by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. "And it doesn't change the fact that you're freaking abnormal!" she proclaimed heatedly after a brief moment of contemplation. "I mean, who the hell doesn't like sweets?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Unlikely Help by obsidianLight16 reviews
If there was anything Deidara and Itachi could relate to- it was having long hair. And oddly enough, it was the one thing that eased tensions between them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki's Night Out by Yoizen reviews
They were only playing cards 'til late into the night, and somehow, getting caught by Leader-sama led to a punishment/party every Friday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Akatsuki
Sakura's Soulmate by azurelegance reviews
Soulmate? Sasuke thinks not. Sasusaku. Mentions of Shikaino & Csaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shī, C - Complete
Raven's Scerets by Raven-Talent reviews
Everyone of Raven's secrets. No matter how painful they are. R&R Rated T for violence
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Raven
Birthdays by Chocolate Pencil reviews
Itachi hated birthdays. /Happy Birthday Itachi!/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
New Year's with the Uchihas by MarzSpy reviews
Christmas was a big hit in Sakura's book, thanks to Itachi. Yet, she got more than she bargained for when she asked Itachi to help. Now he won't leave her alone, and the New Years Party is coming up. 1-shot follow up to Christmas with the Uchihas. SAxIT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Imperial Fuzz by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Another fic oriented around Gaara's facial hair; only this time, it doesn't involve his eyebrows. "Beards just aren't threatening on the Kazekage. At all." A sand-sibs one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Of Bees and Oreos by guardyanangel reviews
If he hadn't been bored, he wouldn't have turned on the TV. If he hadn't turned on the TV, she wouldn't have heard the news. If she hadn't heard the news, they wouldn't have gotten any closer for a long time yet. SpeedyBee. Friend or shipfic. You choose.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Speedy, Bumble Bee - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Tanjoubi Omedetou! by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Itachi is confused, Shisui uses lots of salt, and Sasuke discovers an evil side to his personality. Oneshot. Birthday fic-Happy Birthday Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Can I Come In? by chibi.tantei reviews
Shikamaru pays Temari an unexpected visit. Oneshot ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Night Out by xotakux2002x reviews
pein and konan depserately need to go out for a night, but what happens when the base is left in t in capable hands of the other members? oneshot, bits of fluff, nothing much though if you don't go for shounen-ai/yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
They say by bitfibber reviews
They say God stops the sky from crying to watch the beautiful butterflies of His Angel. One shot. Pein Konan OR Nagato Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Fish in a Jar by QueenTigris reviews
Kankurou keeps wondering why his pets keep disappearing, and he sets out to find out why. With the help of a camcorder, and in the face of his sister's complaints, will he find out the culprit? Crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Playing The Brother Game by Songstone reviews
Itachi Uchiha had to leave his brother behind when he fled Konoha, even if it pained him. He wasn't going to be able to be a big brother to Sasuke anymore. However, the young bomber he's just recruited might be in need of some guidance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Pein and Konan: Untitled by Secret Sheik reviews
Konan has a hunger for art. Pein has a hunger for... her. Pein/Konan Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Sand on the Wind, Dancing with the Strings by Bullet in the Brainpan- Squish reviews
A Sandsibs story. My first, so be kind. A bunch of Drabbles. NO SANDCEST! Thats just sick. WARNING! Some cuss words
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
What We Discover by TaintedMoonlight reviews
There are some things in life you have no control over, and family is one of them. Hating them and despising them is ridiculously easy. Loving them and caring for them is infinetly difficult. Sometimes love is irrational, but sometimes, it's all you need.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,661 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Cursed to be 'Mom' by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Sometimes she just really feels left out of the loop. She's not their buddy, partner in crime, or comrade. To them, she's more like a mom. How lame is that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Tenten, Kiba I. - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Bra by Meiriona reviews
A postLightspeed preTitans Together encounter between Jinx and Kid Flash that goes exactly as one of them planned, and not at all as the other did. oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Because it's Better in Suna by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn't really like Christmas. He thinks it's one of the more troublesome holidays there is. Temari is determined to change his mind. So Shikamaru is spending Christmas with Temari and her brothers... IS it better in Suna?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Pierce by IceCrome reviews
A story about Pein's multiple piercings. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Tidy by Nymbis reviews
Shinobi prowess aside, it's amazing how they get anything done when it takes them two hours to get ready. Pein x Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Birds & the Bees by IceCrome reviews
Sasuke leaves it to Itachi to explain the most awkward thing there is: sex. [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Monsters by omgitsdanimals reviews
Itachi's restless night and Sasuke's need to be protected..from monsters. RxR plz.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 556 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Soul by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Emotionless as Raven is, her soul is her greatest expression. [Oneshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Raven - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
