Dwarven Lass
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-03-14, id: 5971875, Profile Updated: 09-06-16
Author has written 2 stories for Hobbit.

Hello, a pleasure to meet you! I like to introduce myself as dedicated follower of Christ, passionate homeschooler, and doer of interesting things (which at the moment includes story writing). As you can see, I've just started to post my work here in this lovely community. While I wander in many realms, I spend the most time by far in Middle-Earth (although Baker Street, Camelot, Alagaesia, a galaxy far far away, and the TARDIS have also laid unreasonable claims on my life). For that reason my favourite stories are hobbit or dwarf centric (with absolutely no horror or slash). Thanks for visiting, and please leave a review if my story happened to make you burst into uncontrollable laughter, fall asleep at your keyboard from sheer boredom, or gasp in horror at a particularly repugnant typo.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Remember Me by carinims01 reviews
"I want to tell you something I've never told you before... Thank you." It's been fifteen hundred years since those words were spoken, and his friend's deaths still weigh heavily on Merlin's mind. But after all those years of waiting, trying, suffering, they've finally returned. Not just Arthur, but all of them. Even Morgana. And something is horribly wrong. Future fic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,928 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Little Son of Durin by ThatOtherWriterGirl reviews
Fili thought he would never get over the traumatic event that took place five years ago, or the mysterious dwarrowdam that slipped away and vanished. That is, until he meets a little dwarfling with a mane of golden hair, and a pair of Durin blue eyes. Follow the Durins from the retaking of Erebor through the LOTR. (Fili/OC) (Thorin/OC) (Dwalin/OC) (Kili/Tauriel)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 191 - Words: 921,138 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Fíli, OC] [Kíli, Tauriel] - Complete
Fitzwilliam Darcy Meets Thorin Oakenshield by Lillianpost reviews
Fitzwilliam Darcy is in a pickle. His unrequited love for Elizabeth Bennett preys on his mind until he unwittingly asks for help from above. Above answers by dumping Thorin Oakenshield into a clump of nearby holly bushes. Man meets dwarf who shows him what is most important in life. Darcy, Thorin, and Elizabeth Bennet. No slash.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 8/25/2017
The Last, The Lost, The Least - (Sequel to Strangers Like Me) by Hobbsy3 reviews
THIS IS NO LONGER THE ACTIVE SEQUEL: Feel free to read but see Dark Side of the Moon for the up to date story. A peaceful night in the Shire is thrown awry by a frantic wizard and a rider in black. Kili Baggins and his family make for Rivendell, and a fellowship is formed to deal with the nightmare that lives in Bilbo's pocket.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,558 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 8/11/2016
Strangers Like Me by Hobbsy3 reviews
Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 112 - Words: 570,426 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Living Years by Hobbsy3 reviews
A series of drabbles based around my longer fic "Strangers Like Me", The Living Years will feature life in the Lonely Mountain for our dwarves and hobbits, 'deleted scenes' from Strangers, character backstories and anything in particular that you, the reader, would like to see. There will likely be a little bit of everything - fluff, angst, family, even some romance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/1/2016
The Dragonlord's Son by GirlFromNorth reviews
Balinor swears the day started off as normal, but suddenly he's got a stubborn past lover outside his cave, a reckless magical son in a kingdom that hates magic, and a restless dragon chained underneath a castle. He's way too old for this.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Merlin, Hunith, Balinor - Complete
Remember by themuse123 reviews
Each of the dwarves revisits their most striking memory of Bilbo Baggins. A little bit of fluff, a little bit of angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Somewhere Past Ordinary by bohowriter reviews
"All right, then. Tell you a story, tell you what I know...These usually start out 'once upon a time,' yes? Then…once upon a time…there was a man." Sherlock stopped. "No, a modern children's story wouldn't be about a man. So once upon a time, there was a boy.." Set a year after HLV: having shown up early for dinner, Sherlock recounts his time with John to John's infant daughter.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
An Impossible Possibility by Hobbsy3 reviews
When he goes for a run in Erebor after the Battle of the Five Armies, Kili is forced to accept the fact that he's fallen much harder for a certain elf than he ever planned to. How would it be possible for them to even have a relationship, let alone a future? Post BOTFA AU, everyone lives, Kiliel oneshot for ckius. A little angst but more fluff than anything.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel
The Dwarves Discuss Their Deaths Scenes in BOFA by Lillianpost reviews
The Dwarves meet back at Bag End to discuss what happened in the movie and where to go from there. It references a few of my other shorts as well as my longest story, but it can stand on its own. This is a pick-me-up for all those who were depressed by the movie. Cheers and enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/23/2014
How the Battle of Five Armies Should Have Ended by Neocolai reviews
Third in the series for "Ridiculous ways the Dwarves (and company) should not have survived."
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Sleeping Habits of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield by justalotoffeelings reviews
The hobbit thought, perhaps, that observing their sleeping habits might give him an insight into the kind of people they were. As a matter of fact, he was right. (Or: Bilbo cannot sleep and watches the Company instead)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
A Token of Promises by DjDangerLove reviews
A moment between Fili and Kili at Bard's house as the youngest suffers from the poison of the arrow and learns more about the token their mother gave to him. One-shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Perfect Hair by Marigold Faucet reviews
Prompt fic. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Dwarf in possession of one treasure must be in want of more. In the case of Fíli, son of Dís and heir to Thorin II Oakenshield, this is most certainly true.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended by Neocolai reviews
Or, "Silly ways the Dwarves should have died in Lord of the Rings."
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Unofficial Anthem of Durin's Folk by Hobbsy3 reviews
"Thorin blamed Dwalin. It was all entirely, one hundred percent Dwalin's fault." When a drunken Thorin is coerced into singing his late brother's favorite song, his eavesdropping nephews are amazed by the "Diggy Diggy Hole Song" and adopt it as their anthem, sharing it years later when it's needed on the quest and in the Halls of Mandos. A hilarious oneshot with lots of feels.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Desiderium by Laora reviews
At the time, stealing one of Radagast's potions seemed like a brilliant idea. Now, staring down an elf, two men, and four hobbits...Fíli and Kíli aren't so sure.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,694 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Stoneflower by notsilver reviews
When Thorin arrives for a long-overdue visit, it jolts Bilbo and Frodo out of their comfortable routine. Frodo longs for adventure, while Bilbo remains haunted by memories of the past and hesitates to take his new heir on a dangerous journey. But when surprising news arrives from Erebor, Bilbo is forced to admit that adventure might not be finished with him just yet. AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,922 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Frodo B.
Take Some Pride In Your Appearance, Brother by justalotoffeelings reviews
Fili decides to forcibly braid Kili's hair (with the willing assistance of Bofur and Nori, of course).
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
as sunshine falls on the wretched by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,017 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 433 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Northumbrian Culinary Assassins by Literaria reviews
Because one never knows when someone might poison the prince's meals... or maybe Arthur has an ulterior motive for having Merlin eat half his breakfast.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Eragon in Five Minutes by Fearful Warrior reviews
A very fast summary of Eragon, written in a humorous fashion.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Reunion in Minas Tirith by shirebound reviews
Faramir and the hobbits reunite in Minas Tirith after Aragorn's crowning. An upbeat, lighthearted look at a very special reunion and some Faramirhobbit interactions in the following days. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,696 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Faramir, Frodo B. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Winter with a Burglar reviews
The peace of Bilbo Baggin's quiet retirement is shattered when a grown-up Kíli turns up on his doorstep along with his nephew and two children, with a rather big favour to ask of him. Set some years after the events of the Hobbit. No slash. PART 2: The adventures of certain mischievous dwarflings and a hobbit in Erebor.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,513 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete
What to Pack for an Adventure reviews
What was Fili and Kili's departure from their home in the Blue Mountains like? Cheerful family story, with a mixture of humour and reflection. No slash, profanity, or anything else indecent.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Hobbsy3 (20)
shirebound (114)