Okay, so um...something about myself..I LOVE HICCELSA!

I fangirl about Loki because I LOVE him, and honestly...HE'S SO HOT!

I'm a lot like Loki in the fact that I am mischievous, more immune to the cold than the rest of my family, sarcastic, I was alone for the most part of 5 years, I am the only one in my family with a certain talent, (fan fiction writing) I flip from side to side, I'm angry one second, making sarcastic remarks one minute later, disloyal to my family then so loyal to my family it'd make you go crazy. Also, completely coincidental, I have a coat like the one he wears in the Avengers in Germany before Stark's entrance. I just am a lot like him! :-)

Walking into the kitchen, going to write in my story, and my sister's phone falls on my foot. My reaction?

"Angela, I'm going to name your phone Benny! Don't ask me why!" Her reaction?

"Who's Benny?" Me?

"A gargoyle with a tendency to argue and insult!"

Ha! Definitely reading too much of UnknownBlackHand's story.

I love Echosmith, Demi Lovato, Idina Menzel, and I like a few Skillet songs. Weird right?

I got buried underneath all everyone else's talents. No one ever notices my stories or appreciates my capability to navigate through everything. I worked so hard to get that. That's why I love Fanfiction so much. It's the one place people actually appreciate my stories. I guess that's also why I like Hiccup so much: I'm exactly the same.

-Me.

Stop being gloomy and start being AWESOME! :P

You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your heart!

I don't have a heart.

-Random me.

"Olaf's a psychopath!" My sister teased, throwing my stuffed Olaf into the opposite side of the bed.

"He's not a psychopath he's a high-functioning sociopath." I replied, putting Olaf back in his place.

Am I a Sherlock/Frozen fan or what?

That moment when you walk on ice barefoot because you don't leave a footprint and it makes you feel like Elsa.

So my future brother in law called my brother, and asked him to be the best man, and he was so excited. He talked to me and I said,

You better do a good speech!

Him.

Yeah I'll come up with something.

Me.

Just don't do the Pandorica speech.

Him.

Haha, no I wasn't planning on it.

LOL!

The amulet is green! mm mm mm.

It's probably an emerald! Mm mm mm.

FRED! I will laser hand you in the face!

I call my brothers Mycroft and Sherlock because they're like them in a lot of ways.

You know you're a Whovian, when you ask someone, "Doctor Who?" Because you didn't hear the last name, then burst out laughing, making them think you are nuts.

Why do we fall in love?

WHY CAN'T TIME GO BY FASTER??!!?!?!?!!!

While I may write innocent stories, I DO know and read and stand darker violent stories! I am not a wimpy baby who doesn't know how sex works, or rape, or pregnancy or any other gross thing! I am tough, though I may not seem like it! I have written sex stories but never published them because I know it isn't good for people to read that crap! For crying out loud I know almost every fricking swear word! The only reason I don't say them is because it won't help me feel any better and it isn't good for your soul. So if you're going to review and complain about the lack of sex, rape, blood and gore, don't. I know that stuff and I just refuse to put it in my stories.

Now that you've actually endured my rant, I want to thank you. Everyone in my family thinks I'm a wimp, except maybe my mom and dad because they know I've read hundreds of sex stories. I wish I hadn't, but I have.

PS. I also know what masturbation is.

-Ice Mistress99.

I changed my name because UnknownBlackHand made that one for me and I preferred it.

Please check out my stories on icecrystal1999. That's my best user.

Ice Mistress99.