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Joined 03-15-15, id: 6619284, Profile Updated: 11-11-15
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Gravity Falls.

I have trust issues and commitment issues. I consider myself to be smarter than everyone around me, even though I've been one-upped several times. It irks me how often English is taught like a science, rather than an art. One of my favorite things to think about when I'm upset is a group of French students struggling to learn English. I like cartoons more than I like people. When I burp, I burp as loudly as possible regardless of the context. It has occurred to me that perhaps this isn't always appreciated. In any case, I write fanfiction. Which I assume is why you're here.

My Current Fiction Aesthetic is: cults, the consumption of human flesh, half-humans and half-somethings that are vastly more powerful than whole-somethings, Halloween/autumn, skeletons, yaoi, and oxford commas. This has been My Current Fiction Aesthetic.


A prophecy is not a toy,

And this one spoke of a boy,

Who would come to be known for staying alive,

Neither can live while the other survives.


(7/26/15)

No more hiatuses now - huzzah! However, I feel it's fair to say that my update schedule is fugged. By which I mean to say that it is inconsistent. At times, it is as if I'm dead. Then I can crank out three chapters in as many days. If I decide to kill a story of mine, I will say so in the description. Unless the story is marked as 'complete' or 'dead', than it is still ongoing. Don't freak out.

(10/21/15)

Okay, so I've been pretty inactive since early last August, and I assure that I am increasingly ashamed of myself with every passing minute. I really want to buckle down and focus of Kid Cipher and other, currently unposted ideas, but unfortunately I'm always tired. School demands that I wake up at 5 in the morning, so I usually have to go to bed by 10. Considering I get home at 3, that means I have 7 hours, minus time for homework, food consumption, housekeeping, and personal hygiene. So more like 2 hours. Not a lot of time to get into my zone.

However, since I'm here, I hereby pledge to at least attempt to "even" with Kid Cipher on weekends. I like it as much as y'alls do, so here's hoping for updates soon. Obviously not weekly updates, but wouldn't it be cool if it turned out that way?

-soulscarcity13

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Pine Trees And Gold Coins (OLD) by Anjupear reviews
When Holly Short finds out about a journal that contains evidence of the People's existence, the LEP are happy to find and destroy it. The owners, however, aren't as eager to give it up...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Complete
The Switch by susurrate reviews
While serving detention in the Forbidden Forest, Harry and Draco are attacked by a magical creature who transfers their minds into each other's bodies. Draco, now in Harry's body, inherits the nightmares and visions that the Horcrux inside Harry's body propagates. Will they be able to reverse what has happened to them? What does this mean for the prophecy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 223,251 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Just One Thing by CluelessKitten reviews
Admit it - this is probably all it would've taken for the Kira investigation to wrap up in half the time it took the actual series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Light Y.
The Entirety of Our Lives by serialfangirl reviews
Narcissa marries Lucius Malfoy, just as she was meant to. Not everything is what it would seem, however: "Oh god," she said aloud without meaning to. "There's no need to sound so defeated."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Lucius M. - Complete
An Outsider's Look at the Pines Twins by iguessso12 reviews
The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,147 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
To Try by storiewriter reviews
In the aftermath of "Sigils and Secrets," Bentley and Dipper have a long way to go if they want to repair their relationship. A Transcendence AU fic. T for swearing.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Dipper P., OC - Complete
Depravity by iguessso12 reviews
A Transcendence AU fic (for an AU of the TAU known as the Drift AU). One-shot. Summary: The years of Mabel's life march by. She has changed. Her brother has changed even more. Nowadays, Dipper is more demon than human.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Crippling Defeat by storiewriter reviews
When Dominik Hohn, violinist prodigy, hears that Alcor's music brought a man to his knees in tears, he decides to take matters into his own hands and prove to the world who's the best violinist to walk the earth. A Transcendence AU fic.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Dipper P., OC - Complete
In Which There is a Dinner by storiewriter reviews
...and Bentley starts to question his decision-making abilities in the face of trying to gently break the news to his father that their dinner guest is, in fact, a demon and that this demon is, in fact, the center of his father's life research and passions. How he didn't realize this wouldn't end well was beyond him. A Transcendence AU fic that directly follows "Legacies."
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Complete
Infiltration by hiholly123 reviews
After stumbling across a large source of magic in Britain, Foaly sends none other than Artemis Fowl to investigate Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, disguised as a formerly-muggle student from Ireland. A/Holly if you'd like to read it that way. T for occasional language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,482 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Legacies by storiewriter reviews
Up to entering the public school system at 14, Bentley Farkas's entire life revolved around his father's one true love: the Alcorian Myth Cycle. Then he discovered Twin Souls. And then he discovered he was apparently Mizar, and Bentley spent the next few weeks devolving into a nervous wreck. Transcendence AU
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Dipper P., OC - Complete
Drunkard by Mein Liebling reviews
In which Harry is a narcissistic, well meaning drunk, who really should stop getting smashed at Muggle bars. / "I'm Harry-bloody-Potter, the boy-" He paused. "No, man. I am a man, amigo, don't forget this."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Be Careful Making Wishes in the Dark by Jaywings reviews
"So we have a deal, then?" There was something in Bill's tone that Dib wasn't sure he liked, but he pushed the feeling to the side. If this was a chance to expose Zim, he had to take it. Nothing else he'd tried had ever worked. "Yeah."
Crossover - Invader Zim & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,707 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Bill - Complete
Mystery Shack by mabel-but-slytherin reviews
Also known as how the Winchester brothers missed out on what might possibly have been the biggest hunt of their lives.
Crossover - Supernatural & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Gelosaþ in Écnesse by Batsutousai reviews
Caught in the backlash of Voldemort's Killing Curse, Harry is thrown through time to a world so very different from his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 133,265 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] Godric G., Albus D. - Complete
The Hollow Boy by MadClaireMaelstrom reviews
Plagued by dreams of a ring, Harry grows his magic talent early, having noticed his powers. While at the zoo, he finds he can speak to a constrictor and he frees it. Things blow up from there... Powerful!darkgrey!independent!animagus!Harry, Nice!Nagini, possible slash in future school years (let Harry hit puberty first...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Nagini
Gilderoy Lockhart, Best Smile Award by TheNextFolchart reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart, Best Smile Award, he repeats over and over, until it's the only thing left in his entire memory. He will never forget again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Fowl's Indulgence by Alarose reviews
The magic Artemis Fowl 'borrowed' from Holly did something to him. Now, Artemis has uncovered another secret society, and, being the genius that he is, has learned all he can within months. The next step? Teaching. However, as he works to uncover the truth behind the Wizarding World and Haven, Artemis will find himself facing his toughest challenge yet: his own insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Artemis F., Orion F.
Obliviate by Fading to Black reviews
No one knew that Professor Lockhart made Harry do anything but address his fan mail when he had detentions with him. Harry's losing himself. Kind of Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 9,373 - Follows: 4,226 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
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Professor Snape's Tubular Adventure reviews
Don't ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Severus S., Voldemort, OC
The Story of Merit
Voldemort, Neville, vaginal flashbacks, and a potholder. The quintessence of quality Harry Potter fanfiction. Some slurs are slurred, some tears are shed. Also, it's a oneshot. And screw you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Voldemort, Neville L.
Kid Cipher reviews
On a whim, Bill Cipher takes a short break and returns to Gravity Falls with the young Harry Potter under his arm. Ten years later, Harry arrives at Hogwarts with a love of physical pain, a stash of severed heads, and dexterity in demon magic. Inexplicably Human!Bill sometimes but not always. INCONSISTENT UPDATES.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Harry P., Bill
Midlife Crisis reviews
Ginny and Harry loved each other. It was a fact as solid as day and night, and everyone knew it. So you can imagine Ginny's outrage when she walked in on Harry and another man after twenty-five years of happy marriage. Oneshot. T for implied sexy-times.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete