JessAlmasyhide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Glee. I tend to babble, so I'm not going to talk here, but I do have a LJ under the same name http:/// I also post to Ao3, and the stories are a bit more edited there, bc we try to edit when we re-read. Same name again. =) Deathbycitrus-cd drew a picture for Princess Peach's! (I'm still squeeing over it!) //deathbycitrus-cd(dot)deviantart(dot)com/art/Princess-Peach-s-Adventures-into-Craigslist-555387916 |
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Say What? reviews
Short drabble of the cliché 'Sebastian speaks French and is stupid' Oh, I've already done that? Shhhhh!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Footage Found On The Cutting Room Floor reviews
One-shot sequels and deleted scenes from my stories. Pairings and ratings depend on the story/chapter- Kurtbastian or Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Kurt H., Puck, Sebastian S. - Complete
B-E Aggressive reviews
Kurt is at cheerio practice when they're interrupted, he's not real happy about it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 8/21/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Gorilla Suits Aren't Subtle reviews
Kurt is still reeling from the idea that David Karofsky is his secret admirer when he overhears a conversation that might end up costing him his relationships with friends, family, and his boyfriend. AKA- The Heart/On My Way Fix-it Story. (Not Blaine/Klaine friendly)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [Kurt H., D. Karofsky] - Complete
Decidedly NOT The First Time reviews
Sebastian comes out of Scandals to find the last thing he ever expected to see. Well, crap. Now what's he supposed to do?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,971 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Baby Daddy reviews
Kurt's been afraid of this for years... and now he's not sure if it's the best thing that's ever happened to him, or the worst. Warning for Mpreg
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/13/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] Puck - Complete
Alive In Kentucky reviews
The one thing that all the zombie movies really had in common was that you only look out for yourself. What if that's not an option? What if you aren't just looking out for yourself and your family? What if you've actually managed to keep your best friends alive, too? How do you keep them safe when the rest of the world wants to EAT THEM? Zombie AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Here We Go Again reviews
Kurt's tired of pining after his friends. He's done this before, and this time it'll probably end worse than ever. He knows all he can look forward to is heartbreak and tears... right?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady reviews
Dalton!Kurt&Sebastian (mostly past) AU Kurt gets so tired of being Blaine's backup dancer that he agrees to transfer to McKinley... as Elizabeth Hummel. Now he just has to convince the entire school that he's a girl, keep his best friend in check, avoid small gel covered hobbits, and ignore attempts by a hot straight guy to get into his pants. Should be easy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,314 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Is It Stalking If You Have Permission? reviews
The one where Kurt tries to turn a stalker into a boyfriend but has the small problem of not knowing who's texting him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Fight For Your Right reviews
What if Puck was there for the duets competition? What if he sang with Kurt? What if Finn learned to mind his own damn business? AKA: That time Kurt had to fight for everything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
It's Just A Bar, Right? reviews
After leaving NYADA, Kurt finds himself working in a bar with the last people he'd ever dreamed of. He'd known he was making a mistake since he first walked in the door, but he'd had no idea what he was getting himself into, or where it would lead. AKA: The CoyoteUgly!Glee story that never should have been written.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
How Burt Hummel Saved Season Three reviews
Instead of Kurt keeping quiet about Karofsky, he asks his dad for help... and it changes everything.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Kurt H., Puck] [D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.] - Complete
Skype With Caution reviews
When Kurt leaves Dalton and comes home to McKinley he feels lonely. Soon he makes an online friend. What could possibly go wrong?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Princess Peach's Adventures into Craigslist reviews
Just when Kurt thinks his life can't get more complicated, Sebastian Smythe gets dropped onto his doorstep. With graduation looming, he has to figure out how to live his life, survive the summer and not end up on the news. Aka: The Time Burt Hummel Let a Meerkat in The House (slight puckurt)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,452 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
