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Hello my lovely readers! Welcome to the land of crazy! Aka: My profile! So, here's some basic info about me.

My Fandoms: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Warriors, Hunger Games, Ninja Turtles, Star Trek, Sherlock, Docter Who, Divergent, Maximum Ride

My Anime Fandoms: Noragami, Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, Salior Moon

Fav Colors: Neon green, dark purple, electric blue, black

Fav Things To Do: fangirl, read, write, draw, play softball, play volleyball, ship my friends together

My warriors OC is Skystrike

I am a Hufflepuff

I am a straight female

I support gay rights

I am an American


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Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

Yeah, I didn't do this.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors!


Harry Potter Stuff:

The awkward moment where you're standing in the middle of an arena and hundreds of people are staring at you with a dragon is chasing you, and you're just standing arond, waiting for your Firebolt to come from Hogwarts.

35 Annoying Things To Do at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter That Will Draw Attention To Yourself and Annoy Some People!

1. Go to Ollivanders and grab a "Harry Potter" wand, flick it out, and yell in a british accent "EXPELLIARMUS! TAKE THAT, VOLDEMORT!"

2. Go to a place that sells Butterbeer, buy one, place a straw in it, and then yell, "Hey! It didn't explode!" then go up to a worker and complain that your Butterbeer isn't working.

3. Go to Zonko's and ask if the toys actually work like they do in the movies. And when they say no, scream, "YOU LIE!!!"

4. Go to Honeydukes and buy the "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans". Then open the box, read the flavor menu, go to the nearest worker, and complain, "Hey! This isn't "Every flavor!" and ignore the person when they try to explain that they can't make every flavor.

5. Go on "Flight of the Hippogriff", do your best impression of Hagrid, and talk to your roller coaster.

6. Go on "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey" and scream every time you see a dementor, and yell, "Expecto Patronum!"

7. Go to Dervish and Banges, take a broomstick from the barrel, take a box that contains a Snitch, zoom around the store, yelling, "I caught the Snitch! I caught the Snitch!" and if anyone tells you to stop, point at them and scream, "You have no respect for Quidditch!"

8. Go to Ollivanders and take one of every character wand off the shelf, take it out of the box, and scream that character's signature spell ("Expelliarmus" for Harry Potter, "Crucio" for Bellatrix Lestrange", "Avada Kedrava for Voldemort, etc)

9. Go up to a worker at the wand shop and ask if there is a spell for making Unicorns appear. If they say no, sob and run away.

10. Buy a wand, snap it in half, look inside, and begin to cry. "THIS WAND IS DEFECTIVE. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING INSIDE IT!!!" then stomp up to a worker and demand for a refund.

11. While waiting in line for "Harry Potter in the Forbidden Journey", look around, find the glass tubes where the House Cup points are, and then scream, "GRYFFINDOR IS WINNING! THEY ARE A FAVORITE TO WIN THE HOUSE CUP!!!"

12. Act like Percy Weasley, and walk down the line of the ride I just talked about, and explain what everything is. And if somebody asks you what you're doing, put your hands on your hips and say, "Don't question me! I am simply showing first years around. FIFTY GAZILLION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!!!"

13. When you exit "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey" walk around "Filch's Emporium of Confiscated Goods", and when you find stuffed animals, find one of Scabbers and then act terrified and scream, "THAT RAT CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!!"

14. Then find a plush of Hedwig. Stroke her feathers and say, "Who's a pretty owl?"

15. Go to the Hogwarts Express and then yell, "All aboard!"

16. Go find something that hasn't been paid for, bring it up to a cashier and ask, "How many Galleons is this?" and if they respond by giving you the price in normal currency, put your hands on your hips and say, "Since when was money the same for wizards and Muggles?"

17. Go around humming or singing the Harry Potter theme song as loud as you can.

18. Run around the area screaming spoilers for each book and movie.

19. Whenever you see a model or projection of Harry Potter that talks or moves, scream, "WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF "THE BOY WHO LIVED"!" and bow to the model or projection.

20. Ask the workers where they bought their clothes and request that you get some as well.

21. Hug any worker that looks like a witch or wizard.

22. Go around in a Hogwarts robe, saying, "See, the Sorting Hat put me in Hufflepuff!" (My house XD)

23. Buy a wand then go around pointing it at people and screaming random spells at them.

24. Ask a worker for anything that there isn't in the real movies and if they say they don't have it, shake your head and say, "Wow, Hogsmeade is really understocked today!"

25. Grab some brooms and the Quidditch balls and try to organize a game of Quidditch with random shoppers in the store.

26. Go to "Flight of a Hippogriff", and run through the line, screaming, "I MUST BE AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE! BUCKBEAK'S GONE MAD AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED!"

27. Draw a scar on your forehead, buy Harry Potter glasses, and buy a shirt/robe that represents something Harry Potter would wear, and insist you are him.

28. Insist/tell people you are a wizard/witch.

29. Insist to workers that Muggles have gotten through Hogsmeade's Muggle security and try to get them to help you erase their memories.

30. Go around asking people, "Have you seen my pet toad, Trevor? I seem to have lost him."

31. Try to exchange "Muggle currency" for Knuts, Sickles, and Galleons.

32. Announce very loudly that you are a real wizard and have been invited to go to Hogwarts, and then run into the entrance of "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey".

33. Say "hello" to all of the portraits inside the castle.

34. Attempt to conversate with the portraits.

35. Get Voldemort's or Bellatrix's, or any Death Eater wand and then point them at people screaming, "I AM A DEATH EATER! FEAR ME!"

Copy and paste this on your profile if you promise to do any of these things if you go to this place!


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car

I promise to remember PJO and GOO

For the rest of my life


THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO READS MY FANFICS, IT MEANS A LOT! ;3

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When StarClan Gets Bored by Chucklez-Lives-On reviews
This is a story about what happens when StarClan gets bored of the Clans' boring lives! Wacky things are about to occur! WARNING: RANDOM :). Rated "T" just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 160 - Words: 169,828 - Reviews: 6052 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, Lionblaze, Ivypool
Warriors High! by Duchess Frost reviews
Trust me- this is unlike any of the millions of Warriors High stories out there. Sure, we've got the gorgeous guy, the jealous girl, the smartie pants, but we've also got the prankster, the unexpected couple, and the near-death situations. Someone may not walk out alive. Foxleap had nothing to do with the llamas. Sugar should never go unwatched. And someone's already dead...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 101,530 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 9/8/2014
Warriors Comedy by Spottedfire7 reviews
Thunderclan..a place of wonders, laughs, and comedy! Watch these spunky cats strut their stuff in this silly parody! (I do not own warriors or characters.)
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 28,974 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Firestar, Ivypool - Complete
The Bizarre Life of Nightcloud and Scourge by Empress Tansy reviews
Win a Date with Nightcloud has come to an end, but that doesn't mean Nightcloud's any less crazy! Now she has a life with her villainous mate, Scourge, whom she forced to 'feel the love'. This spin-off will be a collection of one-shots detailing events of Nightcloud and Scourge's life together. What crazy things will happen when an insane she-cat marries a totally evil tom?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,919 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Nightcloud, Scourge
Enchantress by slysilverslytherin87 reviews
It was as if a light had been switched on somewhere in her mind, and before she knew it she spoke in a very sensual voice that she couldn't believe had come from her mouth. "Hello, sir. I am Annabeth, class one recruit at The Enchantress. Looking forward to please you." AU, Non-Demigod Universe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,094 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Grover, Juniper]
We Could Be Heroes by Omegathyst reviews
When you here prophecy, you expect a cat destined for greatness, naturally talented. Jiovekit is supposed to be exactly that. But this story is not about her. It's about her "untalented" sister, Redkit. The she-kit that will grow up and never do anything significant. After all, Jiovekit is phrased by StarClan! Redkit will be just a normal warrior, right? We Could Be Series #1
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,543 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 12/19/2014 - OC - Complete
Brian by subwayguy reviews
When societal expectations threaten her path in life, will Leah Flame choose to follow her family and become a warrior or lurk in the shadows as a mage? Will her sister learn the difference between a servant and a friend, or will her first "friend" be the city's enemy? And can Brian Clark keep hope to ever emerge from his father's shadow? Medieval/AU Human Characters/Magical Stuff
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Bramblestar, Leafpool, Squirrelflight
How Blossomfall Took Over the World by Empress Tansy reviews
Squirrelstar, in her old age, made the huge mistake of naming Blossomfall her deputy, and then rudely died. Now the tortoiseshell she-cat is out for more than just ruling ThunderClan- she wants the whole world! In this crazy tale, the dead will live once again, castles will be built, crowns will be worn, and Graystripe and Bumblestripe will eat all the food. Beware.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Blossomfall
The Elements Of the Unwanted by The Assassins Anthem reviews
The clans are clueless of the darkness even the stars could not see coming. We know, though. We, the accused, the outcasts, and the lonely. And we have the elemental power to stop it. Why save a group of cats who have been nothing but cruel to us? We have our reasons. What better way to say "I told you so" than to save their very lives? Of course, it isn't the only reason. Is it?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,452 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 4/22/2014 - OC - Complete
Family, Time Travel, and Monsters by BlueBonfire reviews
April accidentally time travels back to right after the second giant war and meets her teenage parents and their friends. A mysterious quest awaits them and April has to keep her identity a secret... or risk destroying the universe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/28/2015
A Demigod Life by BlueBonfire reviews
Thirteen year old Harry, Ron, and Hermione find out what it is like to be a demigod. Finding out that they are not completely orphans lighten up their lives and make them a lot more interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015
Watching Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief by PercyJacksonLover202 reviews
Percy and his friends find a movie all about him and decide to watch it. What are their reactions?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Four Ninjas by The Mighty Silverblaze reviews
CO-WRITTEN WITH THE GREAT NURPSY! Hi there, I'm Foxleap! I'm one of the "Four Ninjas", along with Jayfeather, Silverblaze, and Rebelle. We've been training in our apartment, but someone keeps disrupting us. Ashfur is crazy. But luckily, we have some tricks up our sleeves...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,655 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Jayfeather, Foxleap
ĹẸĞÃČЎ by Blue741776 reviews
Is the Tribe the only group of cats in the mountain? No, there is another group far north. These cats have no connection with their ancestors and have slipped into an immorality so deep, their ancestors fear they will never recover. But one cat has had enough of this life, she is tired of being discriminated and used. And she wants a legacy that she can be proud of.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 177,104 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Complete
Beautiful Sunrise by Annie Hawkclaw reviews
Challenge prompt: Would you like Millie if this had happened? One-shot, AU Final Battle, written before the Last Hope.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Millie, Blossomfall - Complete
An Unforgettable Grudge by Sunburstkitty reviews
This is a story about what would happen if Crookedstar and Mapleshade came back to life as litter mates. The grudge Crookedstar had against Mapleshade is now present in Stormkit. Maplekit just wants to be friends with her brother but he hates her.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014
Warrior's Couple's Counseling by Brighteyes of Thunderclan reviews
After many moons of rehab, Mapleshade has decided to help others instead of killing them and ruining the lives of their kin. Hence, WCC co. She and everyone's favorite anger management therapist, Silverstream, set out to solve the Clan's problems. (Hmm) Amidst multiple issues (their's and other's), will they succeed or go out of business? Enjoy and don't mess with Mapleshade! :D
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 102,770 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Mapleshade, Silverstream, Hawkfrost
The Challenge by Jeffrey Dahmer reviews
Foxleap strongly believes that he's the best at everything he does. And after proving he's one of the fastest, strongest, and smartest cats in the Clan, he's grown cocky. So when Spiderleg comments that any she-cat would cringe when they saw him, Foxleap takes that as a challenge. A challenge to find one she-cat who likes him... This would be harder than he thought.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,399 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Swallowtail, Foxleap - Complete
ƬΉΣ PӨIƧӨПΣD ΛПD ƬΉΣ PЦЯΣ by Swyfte reviews
Within PureClan, the poison known as love is forbidden. The Warrior Code abolishes it. It decrees love as a weakness-the penalty for falling under its influence is death. But however much love may be endangered, it is not dead yet.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,727 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
Win a Date with Nightcloud by Empress Tansy reviews
Nightcloud now has her very own show! After The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show ended, everyone's favorite quirky, annoying, hashtag-loving, Crowfeather-hating host started a game show. Watch as three toms struggle to answer Nightcloud's slew of random questions in an effort to win the ultimate prize. It's time to play Win a Date with Nightcloud!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 46,068 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Brokenstar, Nightcloud - Complete
The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show by Empress Tansy reviews
Yellowfang, in her retirement, has decided to start a talk-show about motherhood. She's hired Nightcloud as her crazy, often annoying co-host, and together they interview mothers, fathers, kits, and their sons. Occasionally they review books and movies. Warning: Contains dangerous amounts of hashtags, singing, and attacks. Nightcloud is a very problematic co-host. Enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 71 - Words: 39,346 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Yellowfang, Nightcloud - Complete
Getting Over Your Ex by Ashfur by Empress Tansy reviews
Yes, Ashfur has written a book! The heart-broken ThunderClan tom wrote this book to help Clan cats move on from bad break-ups, while at the same time he becomes increasingly more angry at Squirrelflight. Reviewed by "The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show." One-shot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Squirrelflight, Ashfur - Complete
LeafClan: 20 Years Later by Hazing Insanity reviews
It's been 20 years since the battle between Dawnlight and Duskstar. But the battle hasn't ended. Join a cat-hating twoleg as she unwillingly joins the LeafClan and tells the tale of this neverending war. R&R! Hiatus
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
LeafClan by Hazing Insanity reviews
A bunch of kids make a clan. At first, it's just a game. But as time goes on, they discover that this is no laughing matter. R&R! Constructive Critisism Welcome!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,268 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete