The Tacochickenwingshide bio
Author has written 16 stories for Legend of Zelda, Neopets, Harvest Moon, and Count Cain: God Child. I no longer write fanfiction. I think it's time for me to move on. :) Thank you guys for all the support, reviews, faves, and all that good stuff; however, I'm no longer pleased with anything on here. My fanfiction is pretty awful, because back when I was writing it, I didn't know a thing about writing. I've moved on to other things, and to try and genuinely improve, which is something I couldn't do with fanfiction. I don't regret it -- it was good practice when I was younger, but it's just not my style anymore. If you'd like to see my more current work, feel free to visit my Deviantart account at: http:/// I write horror and fantasy now, and hopefully, I've improved. Again, thanks for everything, and I hope to see you all on Deviantart. :) ~Melissa |
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Nothing I Won't Give by Yami-Echo reviews
Three brothers, two parents, one happy ending? If only life was that simple for Sora, Riku and Roxas. YAOI. INCEST. MPREG.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sora, Roxas
A Never Known Love (2005) by DrewDrop26 reviews
Zelda never knew of her love for Link until he died in an attempt to save Hyrule from Vaati, to whom she is soon married. She is no longer Link's damsel in distress. Can she fight for herself—by herself? [COMPLETE]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Link, Zelda, Vaati - Complete
An Island Story by LoyalServant reviews
Using characters from the new HM Island game. Chelsea x Pierre
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007
The Mind of Riku 5! by SaruMashi reviews
Oh goodness...Not again...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Riku - Complete
Proposal by Marih Dimitri reviews
Oneshot Shounenai Squillam has something very important to say....but everything keeps on getting in the way. Will he be able to pop the question to Squiddy? This is for Azeri Brazi and Band8PGeek. SquillamSquidward
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Midnight Walk by mokomel reviews
Karen's drunk again, and Kai has to walk her home. HM:64 oneshot
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Love Advice by Chicken Yuki reviews
It was yet another normal brooding day for Jamie of The Jamie Ranch, until Lyla made a surprise visit. Some of the giftshop owner's backstory is revealed as she tries to coax Jamie into confessing his love for Jill.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Jack by GuardianAmy reviews
Jack was just minding his own buisness when suddenly he was owning a farm. This is based off of Magical Melody. Pretty much a WTF! day.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006
Bumps and Humps in the Night by Emperorkyle reviews
Harvest Moon: Magical Melody. A slightly disturbing attempt at comedy, but I wrote this for me, not you. Jack has an encounter were somethings forces itself upon him. Upon learning it, the town goes nuts. Finished, slightly dry, but oh well.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2006
Warriors Randomness by oddsponge13 reviews
Randomness has taken over the forest! What will happen? Will Firestar survive his trip to Disneyland? Who will win the Thunderclan Monopoly tornament? Was Tigerstar related to Darth Vader? Read this fanfic, and find out!R&R! NO FLAMES!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006
The Mind Of Riku 4! by SaruMashi reviews
Omg...It keeps going!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Riku - Complete
The Mind Of Riku 3! by SaruMashi reviews
More randomness!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Riku - Complete
The Mind Of Riku 2! by SaruMashi reviews
More randomness in Riku's mind!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Sora
The Mind Of Riku 1! by SaruMashi reviews
Have you ever wondered what really goes through the mind of Riku?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Riku
Carl's Cake Lesson by Chicken Yuki reviews
Carl of Cafe Callaway feels inadequate about baking the perfect cake for Ellen, but luckily, Jack lends a hand and points him in the direction of... Jamie?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
A Pain Worth Bearing by SapphireDemon reviews
This is a RockLumina fic from Harvest Moon on the Gamecube. Rock has fallen for Lumina but what happens when Van's son becomes obsessed with her? Romana doesnt approve of Lumina's love and threatens to send her away. Jack is in the middle of all this.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,593 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004
Please Don't Be My Valentine? by Kuneko reviews
Dan, the ladies man, deals with tons of chocolate and jealous bachelors on Valentines' Day, but can Eve, the lusty barmaid help him out? Oneshot!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Dan, Eve - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Things Have Changed by Jih Pun reviews
Harry and Draco are both lonely. Things change when they meet under scary conditions. rape mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,386 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Play with Darkness by Marih Dimitri reviews
OneShot: A handsome Dark mysterious man. A sexy, young beauty. What happens when they cross paths with each other? YaoiLemons SxRFour Swords
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Nobody's Home by RaZoRxScReAm reviews
Sora is left at a place where he is drugged and molested. Riku shares the same fate. So in the end, they both end up running away. WARNING: Rape, abuse, beatings, shota, and blood. COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Takt of the Wind by Marih Dimitri reviews
Shouen-ai SBZelda Crossover...sort of. SB and friends get ready for a camping trip but end up on a adventure of a lifetime, following Link's adventures. LinkMakar pairing. No flames
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005
What the Mirror Saw by SugarMech reviews
As a young Minish, Vaati never really fit in with the rest of them. His desires and expectations are far beyond what they can handle. Time to follow his own path, live his own life and grant his own wishes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005
The Wind Bride by SugarMech reviews
Vaati finally has everything he ever wanted, but still isn't happy. With Link cursed, Princess Zelda hasn't got much going for her. She has no choice but to attempt to show Vaati the light of love before Hyrule is swallowed by his evil heart completely.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
Knife by Wolffa reviews
It's prom night. But a mysterious person locks everyone in the building, and creepy messages are floating over the intercom threatening to kill everyone....
Also, Clark gets an invite to an interesting club.
THE CHARACTERS ARE EXAGGERATED!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
Last Rites of Atonement by Capella A. Morningside reviews
A retelling of the events that took place at the end of The Minish Cap. AU, spoilers, rather angsty Vaati.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Vaati, Link - Complete
Say It Like You Mean It by Vampire-Athyna reviews
I didn’t want to go, I didn’t want to look into that casket and see her lying there so peaceful and remember what she looked like when I first saw her. I didn’t want to look over at Dad and see him finally lose it, like had almost done the other night.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,895 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004
Sleep, Child by Lysi reviews
-“Innocence I often glimpse in this young hero…caught on this child’s sleeping face.”- The King of Red Lions is pondering this young adventurer he has sworn to guide. -Sweet little one-shot, no Link x Boat romance (Ew). King of Red Lions POV-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Tainted Love by bikky2021 reviews
Yaoi SoraRiku, Somthing is wrong.. Where is Riku? Why wont they answer? Sora soon learns the dark secret Riku has hidden from everyone. All the abuse, all the pain. Riku has to leave, can Sora save him? What is Riku scared of more his stepdad or himself?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004
Cradle of Shame by foobarlow reviews
Link returns after seven years to find Malon pregnant by the man she loathes the most.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004
My Sexy Butler by Elf Asato reviews
Cain, Riff, and Merry ride out to visit Cain's peculiar relatives...
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Complete
The Wind Waker: Tetra's Journey by Ultimate TH reviews
FINISHED See the events and trails of the Wind Waker from Tetra's side of the story. Who knows...you just might be surprised! R&R and please no flames!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,696 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Tetra, Link - Complete
Trickery and Treachery by Mugs reviews
Jack is cheeting on his wife Karen, with Cliff. YAOI (CliffxJack) Implied (KarenxJack, AnnxCliff)LEMON!
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2003
Bound by Darkness by Nyxe reviews
This is Riku's side of what happened to him and what led him to darkness. This is a dark fic that contains yaoi, rape, violence, and Riku-abuse, you've been warned. This fic also features a rare Ansem x Riku pairing w/ some Sora + Riku. Spoilers!!! Enjoy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,736 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002
Blue Feather by OldFanficAccount reviews
Once you've bought a blue feather, you can show it off to whoever you wish. Gray overinterprets things sometimes. [mild slash]
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Gray - Complete
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Married With Freaks reviews
A fic based off of Sprite Station. On a dare made by Kai, Jack marries the Harvest Goddess, only to find that married life isn't what it's cracked up to be. What's a farmer to do? Why, experience sex in every form, of course.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,233 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Love and Iniquity reviews
Life in Flowerbud Village was supposed to be peaceful. But for Kurt, Joe, Blue, Wendy, Eve, and Jamie, it was a twisted ride of perversity, abuse, lies, and deceit. Based on MM, full summary and warnings inside.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 159,245 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006
Accidentally In Love reviews
Jamie never really understood the concept of love. But she somehow manages to come upon it most unexpectedly... One man has given her so much, but what can she give in return? A child, perhaps? Based off MM, fluffy JackxJamie oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Sister reviews
Threequel to the Wind Waker, sequel to Hidden Fire! Link, Tetra, and Bambi journey to a hidden kingdom called Oceana to find out the secrets of their bloodlines and save the world from doom at the hands of the greatest evil yet: a man named Majora...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,333 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Link, Tetra
The Legend of Zelda: The Prince of NyPotho reviews
Four Sword manga story sequel with YAOI and SEX. The four Links, with the help of Shadow Link and a new friend must go through many trials to defeat the evil Prince Braeden and save Hyrule and the pregnant Zelda. On a hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,403 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Link, Zelda
Leather Glove reviews
A poem about Emile Cromwell from the second volume of Godchild and how he cared so much for Lukia, enough to murder his own mother. Emile touched my heart, so I wrote this dedicated to him.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Four Swords Plus reviews
A raunchy parody of the Four Swords manga. Link pulls the Four Sword, and well, splits into four. Together, the lusty companions must embark on a quest to save the suicidal Zelda from Vaati, Ganon, and the Lysol huffing Shadow Link. Yaoi ensues.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap reviews
Link must save Zelda from the evil, puppy molesting Vaati. But will the help of a schizophrenic hat named Ezlo make things more difficult? Currently on hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Link, Vaati
The Legend of Zelda: Hidden Fire reviews
Wind Waker sequel. Link joins the pirate crew, and they are soon joined by a strange girl named Bambi. Bambi is up to something evil, and the fate of the world and the thought long gone Hyrule is in the hands of Link, Tetra, and Komali. Yuri, rape.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,882 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Song of the Organ reviews
After waiting seven years for the fated battle, it is time for the fate of the world to be decided. What goes through Ganondorf's mind? Oneshot on the final OoT battle, Ganondorf's POV.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
The First Man Down reviews
Oneshot, Malon's POV. An ominous storm rages in the skies of Hyrule marking the sudden return of the infamous Ganondorf. His first killing in honor of his escape from the Sacred Realm occurs at the unsuspecting LonLon Ranch...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Malon, Ganondorf - Complete
The Love of a Goddess reviews
A oneshot yuri fluff fic, JillxHG. No flames, don't read if you don't like yuri. Jill goes to confess to the Harvest Goddess, but finds that she is more than just forgiven. The young farmer is overcome with things she has never felt before.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete
The Greatest Captain reviews
If you're a homophobic, don't read this fluffy oneshot yaoi fic about Jacques and Garin from the Maraquan plot. After a private conversation, Jacques and Garin share an intimate moment, displaying their true feelings for eachother.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker reviews
Link goes on a quest to save his stupid sister Aryll and the world from Ganondorf, the biggest Spice Girls fan ever to hit the Great Sea. However, the controlling Tetra, nudist Medli, rapist Makar, and fat King of Red Lions aren't much help.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 65,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Where Are You? reviews
Oneshot, Zelda's POV. Ganondorf has returned, and the sealing of Hyrule must commense. Zelda and a select few are chosen to go to high ground and start a new life, but Zelda isn't sure if she can let go of all her old memories and start anew.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Zelda, Malon - Complete
Kokiri Phantoms reviews
An old Kokiri legend tells its people not to venture out at night. After a strange conversation with Mido, Saria does what she was told not to and meets up with a strange Kokiri girl...who isn't alive. Oneshot. Violent, gory, horror.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Link, Saria - Complete
