3/7/17 - Update/Where am I? - Indefinite Hiatus

I really don't know if anyone will see this, but to whoever it may concern: My inspiration is pretty much dead at this point. I don't know of I will ever write reliably again or not. I might post something out of the blue every know and then, but I wouldn't expect it. So for now, thank you to all who have read and enjoyed my writings, and even thank you to you who read and hated my stuff! ;)

Hello! *claps hands together excitedly* Welcome to my profile, folks! I am Toothless801 (Obviously...), and I don't actually write fanfiction! Scratch that, 'cause I did... XD I found I like writing, so I will be doing more as the inspiration strikes me. Oh yeah, you can also call me Tooth! (I love my nickname, which a good friend of mine gave to me!)

Also, in case you were interested, here's some random facts about me!

1. My favorite food is peirogies with alfredo sauce.

2. I love gymnastics, and have taught myself the basics, but have only been to a real gym 6 times.

3. I play the piano and have taken lessons for the past 7 years.

4. I am homeschooled, which I love!

5. I never saw HTTYD until 3 years after it came out, but promptly fell in love with it!

6. I've never broken a single bone in my body.

7. I am the youngest of 8 children.

8. I am a proud aunt to 3 nephews and 3 nieces.

9. Oh yeah, I'm also only in high school.

10. My birthday is in April.

11. I work at Publix Supermarkets as a front service clerk.

12. I participate in competitive homeschool speech & debate. (Yes, I am one of those weird kids who likes the stage!)

13. As far as my personality goes, I am a random, sometimes waaaay to happy, talkative, rather sensitive, goofy, resourceful, and creative girl!

14. My other favorite movies are: Lord of the Rings, Big Hero 6, Tangled, and Mulan.

15. I am 5 feet 8 inches tall and tower over most of my friends, even the guys.

16. I'm a self-proclaimed tomboy and I LOVE IT!!!

17. Being shoved onto the couch, wrestled to the ground, or chased around the house by my brother makes me HAPPY.

18. I love my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and am NOT ashamed of it.

Favorite Quotes:

"The chicken is not amused." - Tuffnut, Race to the Edge
"It's a flight suit! *Awkward silence* Don't all applaud at once." - Hiccup, Race to the Edge
"We will welcome him with open arms, and teach him the ways of the TRUELY DISTURBED!"-Tuffnut, Race to the Edge
"Can't wait, LOL smiley face" - Megamind
"Oh no! I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover!" - Mushu, Mulan
"Punch him! That's how men say hello!" - Mushu, Mulan
"If something looks too perfect, it probably sucks!" - Tuffnut, Race to the edge
"The center of every good outpost...is a boar pit." - Ruffnut, Race to the Edge
"Is he saying he saw a big, roaring chicken?" - Fishlegs, Race to the Edge
"How far do you think he'll get before he realizes? Hard to say, he seemed pretty committed." - Hiccup and Astrid, Race to the Edge

(In case you couldn't tell, I love Race to the Edge! And I haven't updated these in years...)

Soooooooooo, I've decided to do those if-you've-done-this-copy-and-paste-into-your-profile thingys, 'cause I think they are interesting or funny! I'll add more as I find them.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (Seriously, I played with imaginary koalas as a kid)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (YESSSSSSS!)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (We both think that the other one is crazy...and yet we survived each other for almost 9 years :D)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (Yeah, and it is usually my youngest older brother, or occasionally a co-worker)

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this onto your profile. (Family vacation: 2015. *looks at ground sheepishly* I don't really want to talk about it)

Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. (This is one of my pet peeves)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (My whole family is musical; we practically have our own choir!)

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. (I L.I.V.E in a daydream...zzzzz)

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking: I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile! (My thoughts exactly!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I really HATE that!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Books AND movies...)

If you have ever been paralyzed by laughter, copy and paste this into your profile. (It is such a weird feeling!)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this onto your profile. (*stares at ground* Yeah, I think we've ALL been there...)

Read this:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile! (I thought it was pretty cool!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (*Gestures to above text* Enough said)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this onto your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD (Obviously I do love this! COPY AND PASTE RULES!!!)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!" (I'd do it in a heartbeat! :P)

If you think Hiccup is really really really really really awesome, copy this onto your profile. (My favorite fictional character!)

Put this onto your profile if you think Astrid could take down the strongest person in your school with just her bare hands. (I'm homeschooled, but Astrid could take down everyone I know. Easy. As. Pie. GO ASTRID!!! She's awesome!)

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy this onto your profile. (Every time I watch HTTYD 2, I want to BREAK open the TV and give Hiccup a giant bear hug...)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy this onto your profile. (Well, we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.) (Blegh, tell me about it...)

IF YOU ARE A HUGE HTTYD FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON AN OSCAR, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! (WHY DIDN'T IT HAPPEN??????? THEY WERE SOOOOOOO WRONG!)

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile! (Me and my WHOLE family! Movies and an audio drama we grew up listening too. We quote all the time and it's AWESOME!)

Team Edward? Team Jacob? Copy and paste this if you’re team TOOTHLESS! (TOOTHLESS! TOOTHLESS! TOOTHLESS!!!)

If fictional characters have made you laugh or smile, copy and paste onto your profile. (All the time!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AmyC103, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, itachisgurl93, Eovin, vraibluesangrose, animefan0000012345, Goth-Vampire Ninja, DarkVampireAngel,Neko Graphic, Inugome14, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, Chino Kusannagi, Toothless801

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (just to annoy them), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, Chino Kusannagi, Toothless801

IF YOU THINK HICCUP IS A MASTER OF SASS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME! -BeyondTheClouds777, Toothless801

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( . . and you thought?. . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get the 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash! Was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Heheh, this made me laugh SOOOOOO hard!

That's about it folks, thanks for reading all of this randomness! If you have made it this far, you are awesome! I really apreciate it!!! :D

-Toothless801