Hi, I'm the Autobot Guardian, also known as AirStrikeTF on Deviantart, and I write stories about Transformers, though I may have some random other movies thrown in here at times. I currently post most of my stories on Deviantart, but I'll be moving them to my fanfiction area soon. If you all have any questions or writing requests for me, please send them to me in a PM, as long as they correspond with what I know enough about to write about, or it is appropriate. Just so there is no confusion, I mostly write about transformers, Avengers, X-men, and Ultimate Spider Man, just because I've seen cartoons and read books about them a lot. However, I am now on a Clone Wars stint, so I'm going to be doing a lot more of that! I will do my best to read and respond to the messages I get, but there is one thing that I ask all of you, only one! I get very few reviews to my stories, and I need the feedback to help me out with my writing. I don't know what you all think about my writing style, and the reviews I've gotten are mostly about how the plot worked. Only one review was about my writing style, and for that I thank that person. Please review to my stories, so that I can try my best to please you, my readers.

Also, you may have noticed that I've started writing about the anime Soul Eater... That's because a friend of mine, 1000anime, got me started on it, and now I can't stop... We're working on these together, so you can expect more of them as well. Again, please, please, PLEASE review to my stories, that way I know what to write for you all!!

I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250. Prowls-little-angle. Starscream-little-devil, Jazz's lil ninja, DuskMoon15, Elhíni Prime, ChaosDancer12, Autobot Guardian

~WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!~

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister.

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM OBSESSIVE OVER TRANSFORMERS!!

(copy the questions and place them on your own profile with your own answers if you are a Transformers addict too!)

1. You nickname yourself after your favorite mech and or femme -I actually based my Deviantart profile name after my first OC, Airstrike. I’m AirStrikeTF.
2. You think that Darth Vader is a pussy and megatron is the true lord of the sith - Yep.
3. You squeal uncontrollably when you see any of the cars from transformers; no matter what generation - That’s me, all the way!!
4. You cuss as badly as ratchet, or ironhide, the Chevy twins, or the Lamborghini twins - Almost.
5. You have perfected your evil sunstreaker or megatron laugh - I don’t know WHO my laugh sounds like.
6. When you leave home you shout "ROLL OUT!" Or "DECEPTICONS MOBILIZE!" - ROLL OUT TO WALMART!!
7. You hear any song on the radio and you immediately think of a transformer - Yep. I’m weird like that.
8. Whenever you hear an explosion you immediately run outside screaming "Wheeljack!" - And get his autograph
9. You tell your physics teacher that he/she is full of it and that the transformers have proven it is possible to travel faster than the speed of light - I would if I was in Physics right now.
10. You look at Barney and think about armada megatron quickly followed by the thought "megatron I have lost what little respect I had for you." - Haven’t watched Barney in years. It’s a bad movie to me.
11. While all the other children obsessed over their yu-gi-oh and Pokémon you were still obsessing over the newest transformers toy. - I obsess over Transformers, Pokémon, and any mix of the two.
12. You're a girl and when you mother gave you a Barbie you immediately set it on fire and demanded a transformer instead. - I’m not against Barbies, but I spend more time with my TF Action figures.
13. You cried when starscream died in armada. - I hate Screamer. I would celebrate.
14. You give every yellow Lamborghini a very large berth. - Nope, but I think I saw one of Sunny’s cousins. I saw a gray Lamborghini Countach drive past my mom’s car when we were driving through town. Never saw it again.
15. You have an irrational fear of black and white Saleen mustangs - Black and white muscle car? Black and white muscle car POLICE car?! RUN AWAY IT’S BARRICADE!! (there’s literally one that is in my town right now. I’m getting paranoid.)
16. You think that the police motto 'To Punish and Enslave.' Is more fitting than 'To Protect and Serve.' - NOPE!! PROWL IS SO MUCH BETTER!!
17. You start school wide allegiances and stage a full scale battle over control over the school lunch rotunda. - Nope.
18. You're a boy and you thought that G.I Joe could go die in a hole and that transformers was so much cooler. - I’m a girl, not a boy. Still, G.I. Joe could die and rot in a hole for all I care.
19. You would gladly kill anyone who told you that harry potter was better than transformers. - Yeah, but I’m no murderer. I wouldn’t actually kill them IRL, but I’d make a sign with their name on it in Minecraft and blow it up.
20. Your friends often call you as vain as tracks or worse Sunstreaker - Nope. But I have been called as talkative as Bluestreak.
21. Your pranking record is almost as extensive as sideswipes or skywarps. - Nope. I’ve only pranked someone ONCE, and it backfired.
22. You often picture somebody you hate being run over by your favorite autobot/decepticon - Yep. I imagine the guys who picked on me when I was in Elementary school being run over by OP, the Lambo twins, Ratchet, Jazz, Prowl, and Motormaster.
23. You can accurately quote all the movies word for word. - Almost.
24. You become angry when someone misquotes the transformers. - Yep.
25. You no longer cuss in your native language you cuss in cybertronian. - Yep. I only cuss in Cybertronian nowadays. Yesterday, my mom was telling me about today’s politics, and I said “What the scrap is wrong with most of those fragging politicians?” (I’m not counting Bernie Sanders in that group. He’s awesome, like a human version of Optimus Prime!!)
26. When your friends have been pranked by you they scream "LAMBORGHINI TWINS!" instead of your names. - Nope.
27. You became severely depressed when jazz was ripped in half - NUUU!!! JAZZIE!!!
28. You cried when optimus died in the 1986 movie and in the 2009 movie. - OPTIMUS!!! NUUUU!!! MICHEAL BAY, YOU MUST DIE FOR THAT!!
29. You get in to accidents on the off chance ratchet or first aid will pick you up. - Nope.
30. Your friends all have transformers designations and ranks - Yep.
31. Whoever has the designations optimus prime and megatron in your little group are the leaders and you follow them without question - Nope. I don’t even HAVE a little group.
32. You can never look at a boom box the same way ever again - Yep. I always expect Blaster to pop out.
33. You do your college thesis on why Wheeljacks inventions always explode or where optimus's trailer goes when he transforms. - I might do that in a few years when I go to college.
34. You shudder at the thought of 0ptimus or for that matter any of the older mechs saying "all the shorties in the house say YEAH!" - lol
35. This also goes for "it's so hot today I saw a squirrel rubbing sun block on his nuts!" - … HUH?
36. You pull a sunstreaker when someone messes up your hair. - OH YEAH!!!
37. Therapy is useless and your transformers delusions agree with you. - Yep! I currently have shrunken G1 Autobots running around my house, yet only I can see them.
38. The mach 5 race car has nothing on Blur - Yep.
39. You think gundam is stupid and transformers always will be better. - Transformers is the BEST!!
40. You send IDW angry letters for killing Sunstreaker off repeatedly. - I would if I knew where to send them.
41. Remote controlled robots are no longer good enough for you. - I wanna be a Cybertronian!
42. You go to Hoover dam monthly to make sure Megatron is safely under all those layers of ice. Nope. Never been there actually.

43. You go to Botcon EVERY time it happens religiously. -I would if I could.
44. You have playlists for each of the mechs in the movies. - I try to sort out my songs by who it matches best. Autobots only.
45. You try- and fail- to do real Jet Judo - Yep.
46. You have perfected your own style of Jet Judo - Yeah! I call it “Little Brother Judo!”
47. You laugh uncontrollably when you see the carameldancing girls and compare them to the command trine. (Starscream, skywarp, thundercracker.) - Yep!
48. You squeal when you see a black police cruiser thinking its barricade. - I freaked out a few days ago because I saw a police car that looked JUST LIKE BARRICADE parked outside of WalMart.
49. Your electronics are named after fallen autobots and decepticons. - I sometimes call my computer Teletraan 1.
50. You think the ghost of starscream is haunting you. - Nope. My room is too scary for even a ghost. Plus, Starscream once tried to enter my mind while I was sleeping, and he got out of there as fast as he could. (I was dreaming about a freaky fat Elvis who was singing One Direction songs, as well as yanking his own face off. It was scary.)
51. You laugh whenever you think about how kid-friendly Sunstreaker is in G1 and yet how he is so violent in the comics. - I know, right?!
52. You wish your car would transform in to one of the mechs. - Yep. Definitely Sunstreaker.
53. You pray to God for your own bumblebee (also applies to others.) - Yep. I pray for my very own G1 Optimus, Prowl, Jazz, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and (my first OC) Airstrike.
54. Your friends refer to you as swindle constantly - Nah.
55. All if not most of your fan fictions are transformers related. - Yep. I’m totally addicted.
56. You nickname your red or silver sports car Sideswipe - Don’t got a car. Wish I had a Sunstreaker.
57. You used to hate Linkin Park and now it's your favorite band. - Love.
58. You think the song I can transform ya by lil Wayne featuring Chris brown and Swiss beats is probably the greatest song ever! (Or any other song that refers to transformers.) - Nope. I’d rather listen to things that DON’T say bad things about Autobots.
59. You know every song on the transformers and revenge of the fallen soundtrack by heart. - Don’t wanna learn those. Movie sucks.
60. "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" is your new battle cry when you get in to fights with the twihards. - ???
61. You refrain from hitting all electrical appliances for fear they might come alive and hit you back. - I wouldn’t hit them anyway unless they weren’t working right.
62. You pray to lord primus instead of your own God/Gods - Sometimes I slip up and say Primus instead of God.
63. If you were to ever win the lottery you would buy the rights to own your favorite transformer - YES.
64. Also you would buy the corvette stingray concept and laugh at those who don't have it. - Nope. I’d go for a golden-yellow Lamborghini Countach
65. You snap awake immediately when someone mentions the transformers in any way shape or form - Yep.
66. You see a car crash and think "that stupid human killed that mech!" - Yep. I WANNA SAVE YOU AUTOBOT!!!
67. You think of Wheeljack/ ironhide when you hear this "there is little that cannot be solved by a large amount of explosives." - Yep. Those two are hopeless.
68. When someone messes up your hair you scream "MY PAINT!" instead of "MY HAIR!" - … I’ve actually done that once…
69. You run for class president under the slogan "peace through tyranny." Or "freedom is the right of all sentient beings." - I want the second one.
70. Whenever you hear someone say "whats crackin' little b*es." you want to cry. - I WANTS JAZZIE!!!
71. You laugh when you see or if you were to ever see an ambulance being followed by two Lamborghinis - Actually, it would probably be the other way around.
72. The thought that follows that "poor, poor ratchet." Or "what did the twins do this time?" - Yep.
73. You call the Kennedy space center and ask if they know where planet junk or cybertron are yet. - *is seriously considering it now*
74. They know your call schedule and have asked you to stop calling. - lol
75. Your local army enlistment office has banned you from signing up for N.E.S.T since they think it doesn't exist. - Nope. Don’t wanna sign up for the Army anyway.
76. You think that area 51 is experimenting on the transformers. - NUUU!!! NOT MY FRIENDZES!!
77. You imagine your friend's dad's truck colored blue with flames. - THAT IS SO COOL!!
78. You think your best friend is an "autobot pretender" - Nope.
79. Your friends are afraid of you and what this addiction has done to your personality. - My friends are also addicted. It doesn’t matter.
80. Sunstreaker reminds you of a very tall Edward Cullen just moody and violent. - BAHAHAHAHA!! That’s just HILARIOUS!!
81. You think you're adopted and your parents are actually Cybertronians. - Hmmm… nope, pretty sure they’re human.
82. You’re afraid to look at any cat weird for fear its ravage. - No, I think I’d be able to recognize Ravage if I saw him.
83. You think that strange cat next door is ravage. - No, my neighbor’s cat, Henry, loves me!
84. The thought that follows it "I thought bumblebee tore out your spine!" - What?!
85. You jump out of bed when you hear a car revs its engine outside of your window and make sure your car is still there. - Yep. I try to make sure that my dad’s Honda Pilot doesn’t drive away by itself.
86. You refer to electricity as energon. - Yeah… I’ve done that multiple times.
87. Soda is also referred to as energon. - Don’t drink soda.
88. Your parents don't take away your phone and your iPod they take away all your transformers related items. - Nope.

89. You custom ordered your contacts to resemble the mechs optics. (Red or blue.) - Don’t got contacts.
90. Your parents are also obsessed with transformers but just less. - Nope. Parents aren’t that much for TF.
91. When you watch TV you can't help but think about what the mechs would think about that commercial. - Nope. Don’t got cable. But I do constantly imagine situations the Autobots get stuck in when I listen to music!
92. When you see three jets you immediately take cover or begin to make insulting signs up at them. - Nope.
93. Your room is covered with transformers merchandise. - Nope. Only got two action figures, plus an empty box and a set of transformation instructions. Want more. Am making a blanket with the Autobot insignia as the design though!
94. You own the multiple universe guides and have them highlighted for important facts. - Nope. But I want them now that I know about them.
95. You used to fear explosions… now they make you feel all fuzzy and giddy inside. - Sorta… WHEELJACK IS AWESOME!!
96. You constantly read up on any new information for transformers three despite the fact that it's coming out in 2011. - Nope.
97. You are constantly wishing Wheeljack would blow up your school for the heck of it. - NOOOO!!! My school is my HOUSE!!
98. You wonder what you would look like as a cybertronian. - I even drew a picture of a TF me on Deviantart.
99. You own at least one transformers related article of clothing. - I need to get one.
100. You have a tattoo pertaining to the faction you choose. - Not gettin’ a tattoo.
101. Your pets have transformers names of some kind. - Nope. My dogs have normal names, although I sometimes give them TF nicknames in my head.
102. Your car has some kind of transformers related decal. - I will put the Autobot symbol on any car that I may get in the future.
103. When your kids ask if they can watch transformers on a school night, the answer is ALWAYS yes. - If I get kids, then HECK YEAH!!
104. Your kids don't question why they have transformers movie nights any more. - Don’t got any kids. I’m just a teen!
105. You have called your local officer either barricade or prowl. - If I had, it would be Prowl, unless it’s the guy who drives the car that looks JUST LIKE BARRICADE!!
106. Your teachers have also become aware of your obsession and have recommended you to the counselor for help. - Not yet!
107. You wear your favorite transformers colors. (Ex: sideswipe red or silver depending on universe.) - I try to wear the OP colors a lot, but I have three pairs of socks that I have dubbed my “Optimus Socks” (blue with red and slightly darker blue stripes), my “Ratchet Socks” (almost white main sock, with red at the top), and my “Bluestreak Socks” (bluish-gray with red at the top).
108. You are no longer embarrassed by your obsession and make it known to the world. - I like to talk about it all the time!!
109. You see the title deception and your brain immediately interprets it as Decepticon. - yeah… it’s pretty embarrassing when I try to write deception in my fanfictions or writing assignments, and it comes out as Decepticon. XD
110. You only went to see that movie because you thought it was decepticon. - Nope.
111. You hear the lines "the subliminal mind f* America" from American idiot by green day and think Soundwave. - No. Never even heard of it.
112. You remember feeling all fuzzy inside when optimus prime smiled in the old cartoons. - Yeah!!
113. You know when the twins smile something is up. - Yep. I like the mischief!
114. You plan to buy at least one of the cars that looks like the ones used in transformers (Ex: Chevrolet camaro.) - I wanna get da SEMI TRUCK!!!
115. You have assigned the mechs theme songs (Ex: optimus prime "you got the touch." Stan bush.) - Yep! For Bluestreak, the theme song is “Sole Survivor” by Asia, and for Sunstreaker it’s “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon. Still working on the others.
116. You think Stan bush is hiding the real location of the transformers. - I would believe it.
117. For you birthday you want to visit N.E.S.T headquarters or Diego Garcia - Nope. I wanna visit the Ark!!
118. Soundwave reminds you of pedo bear. - Wha-hah?
119. You crack up when you hear how starscream sounds in G1 and it's your ringtone for your brother. - Don’t got a phone.
120. Megatron is now known as trigger crotch among you and your friends. - What the…
121. You already know more than most people about what is going to happen in transformers three - Don’t like.
122. You have keyed the decepticon insignia in to your enemy's car door in the hopes that the autobots will do something about them. - I wish I could.
123. You constantly pretend to be a transformer. - Yep! I like to pretend a lot, even though people say that I’m “too old for that kind of behavior, young lady!”
124. You join the air force just to pilot a F-16, F-15, F-22 raptor. - Nope. Don’t wanna drive a plane. With my luck, I’d probably crash and die.
125. You KNOW that Michael bay has something against sunstreaker for not putting him in transformers 3. - Yes. WHY NO SUNNY?!
126. Your license plate reads 'WE R 84' - What’s this about?
127. Reading a normal book no longer interests you, you prefer fan fictions about transformers. - Yeah!
128. You think the maximal's and the predacons are annoying and that nobody can replace the original autobots and decepticons. - Yup.
129. Beast wars were enough to make you want to forget about the transformers. (But you watched it anyway.) - Don’t know. Never watched it, never will.
130. For Halloween you dressed like your favorite transformer. - Don’t got the costume. Little brother has an OP mask though.
131. For superhero day in school you dressed like optimus prime. (Who says he isn't a superhero.) - What’s superhero day?
132. You wait for the day the transformers will actually exist so you can rub it in every non-believers face. - *will wait for eternity if I have to*
133. You have mastered the art of talking like blur. - I’ve talked fast for years now.
134. You find Shockwave much scarier than some murderer. - Yup. He’s scary.
135. You believe that every U.F.O is cosmos messing with us all. - YUP!!
136. You question the real world's physics. It should be impossible for megatron to fly since he's a gun yet he can. - Yep. Wait… maybe he has Arielons! Little jets in his feet that let him fly!!
137. You have dressed up as one of the mechs for Botcon. - I WANNA GO TO BOTCON!!
138. You tried to get cybertronian as you language elective in high school. - Tried to find it, couldn’t find it.
139. You have all the music from the original 1986 movie stored in you iPod. - Nope. Dad won’t let me. :’(
140. You name your electronics after fallen autobots and decepticons. - Yep. I’ve actually started to call my Kindle Prowl.
141. You could actually follow the plot for RotF - Nope, not really. Too many explosions.
142. You were displeased no pissed off when jazz was killed off because he was too popular. - I HATE MICHEAL BAY FOR THAT!!
143. You were tempted to name your child after a transformer. (You didn't though.) - Yeah… I wanna call my son (if I ever have one) either Sideswipe of Prowl, and possibly name any daughter I might have after one of my femme OCs, or possibly even name her after Elita-1.
144. You do/or have imagined what sex would be like with a cybertronian. - … WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS?!
145. After wondering that you shuddered/blushed and thanked primus Soundwave didn't exist so he couldn't read your mind. - Nah, I think he’s a pretty cool guy, for a Decepticon. Besides, I think that if he tried to read my mind, he’d go insane from all of the crazy stuff my mind thinks up.
146. You accidentally doodled the autobot insignia over your homework and had to start all over. - I don’t do the Autobot insignia… I do actual Autobots, as well as my Autobot OCs.
147. You have tried to locate tranquility Nevada. - Uh… hehe… both that AND Jasper, Nevada.
148. You used to be a very non-violent person until you watched transformers. - Yup yup yup!!
149. Whenever you eat Doritos… starscream comes to mind, causing you to laugh. - I rarely eat Doritos. For me, it’s Ice cream that makes me think of ol’ Screamer.
150. The thought that follows 'not so tough now are you screamer?' followed by more laughter. - Yep!! I love that line!
151. Airports in all of their boringness now scare you… after all a seeker has to roost somewhere! - Not really. TC and I are pals. He’s actually thinking about defecting so that he can spend more time learning how to bake from me.
152. Whenever you see a yellow sports car (no matter the type) you want to see if it zaps you like Sunstreaker.YEAH!!!
153. Pocky and Ramune are really liquid and solid forms of energon. (And tend to go insane when you manage to get your hands on some.) - Nah, for me, my energon liquid form is milk, and the solid form is POPCORN!!!
154. You have over two thousand pictures of both autobots and decepticons (with their alternate modes) somewhere, on your wall, USB, computer, Ipad, ECT. - Uh… Well… I MIGHT have a lot of pictures on my Deviantart… hehe…
155As you read all of these you nod and smile or laugh to yourself. -I have done, I not lying.
156. You notice that you have done or do at least five of these things. - I've done most of them!
157. You laugh when you realize that you want to now do all if not most of these things. - I WANNA DO!
158. The family member in the room next to you is giving you weird looks but you could care less. - I seriously don’t care. Transformers is MY addiction, MY dreamworld, and MY lala land in my head!!
159. You're hopelessly obsessed and proud of it! You added to the list, or pasted some on your profile. - I've posted it all on my profile, or you wouldn't be reading this now.
160. TRANSFORMERS ADDICTS UNITE! - WHOOPEE!!! TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!!

161. You have a split personality, and your other persona has given themselves a Cybertronian name -Yep. Totally has.

162. You decided to buy a wrench the size of Ratchet's and keep it on hand on the off chance that the Lambo Twins would pay you a visit. - Nah. I’ll just take hold of my dad’s crowbar and whack dents into their heads with it. :D
163. You think that mythical creatures like dragons and unicorns are all actually ancient Cybertronians. Possibly the forms they took before mankind started inventing technology. - Yeah. I believe Dragons are, but Unicorns… not so much.
164. You think the demonic pet in your neighborhood is actually a Decepticon in disguise... maybe Soundwave made a new Cassetticon. - I do not believe it one bit… except maybe for the chocolate-colored dog I see wandering around every now and then…
165. You've seen the exact model of one of the Transformers from the movies and gone up to it while saying its name... and swore you saw it shutter. - I once saw a car that looked JUST LIKE the TFP Bumblebee’s alt mode, and I could swear I saw it slowly moving towards me! O.O
166. You check every vehicle you see for a Decepticon or Autobot insignia... and become disappointed when you don't find either. - I actually know someone who has a blue car with the Autobot insignia on the back… probably a new arrival.
167. You've written at least one Transformers fanfic. - On my Fanfiction.net profile ALONE I’ve written 17 different chapters on JUST Transformers G1, and a WHOLE LOT MORE on my Deviantart profile!
168. Your family tells you that if you don't get over your obsession soon, they're going to commit you to an insane asylum. - Nope, not yet.
169. You're actually okay with being committed to an insane asylum. You lost your sanity when you first started watching Transformers. Besides, maybe you'll find Ratchet in the asylum... - Yeah, that would be AWESOME!!
170. You want to legally change your name to something more Cybertron. - I literally want to change my name so that it matches my Deviantart profile. AirStrikeTF.

list ten of you fav characters (OCs count)
1. Optimus Prime
2. Frostwind (My OC)
3. Airstrike (my first ever TF OC)
4. Sunstreaker
5. Sideswipe
6. Ratchet
7. Jazz
8. Battle Star (My OC)
9. Prowl
10. Red Alert
what would you do if ten woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: Red, whatever it is, is it REALLY worth waking me up only to end up with an electrified whip to the face?

Red:Umm… no?

Me: Get out then.
Three walked into the bathroom while your showering
Me: Oh, hi Airstrike. Can you toss me my conditioner?
Airstrike: Sure. *tosses me my conditioner* *walks out*
4 announced he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow
Me: Sunny! I KNEW you liked Prowl!!
Sunstreaker: Yeah, and don’t call me Sunny.
Prowl: I am a very happy mech right now.
5 cooked you dinner.
Me: I don’t trust whatever Sideswipe cooks…
number six was lying on the beach next to you sleeping.
Me: *buries Ratchet in sand* This is FUN!!
seven confessed they were related to you
Me: Awesome! MUSIC LOVERS 4 EVER!!!
8 got into the hospital somehow.
Me: Battle Star, WHAT THE SLAG HAPPENED TO YOU?!
9 made fun of your friends
Me: PROWL!! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER THAN THAT!!!
Prowl: *running away* Scrapscrapscrapscrapscrudscrudscrud!!!!
ten ignored you all the time
Me: Well, at least I get some peace a quiet.
two serial killers are hunting you. what will one do?
Optimus Prime: LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
it's your B-day. what does three get you?
An awesome trans-dimensional, warp-capable star cruiser!! BOO-YAH!!!
your stuck in a house on fire. what does four do?
Sunstreaker: *reaches through the window and pulls me out* Are you all right?
Me: Yep! Thanks Sunstreaker!
Sunstreaker: Yeah, well, we wouldn’t want our favorite squishy to get burned to a crisp, now would we?

Me: Oh, you did NOT just say that!!
your about to do something that will embarres you. what will five do?
Sideswipe would take out a video camera and record everything for blackmail.
your about to marry ten. what will 1 do?
Optimus Prime: RED ALERT!!! HOW DARE YOU FORCE MY FEMME TO MARRY YOU!! THIS WEDDING SHALL NOT TAKE PLACE!!! EVER!!! *snatches me up and runs to his office with me to protect me*
you got dumped. how will seven cheer you up?
Me: PARTY TIME!!!
you compete in a tournament. how will nine support you?
Logically, there is no way that she shall lose.
You can’t stop laughing. what will ten do?
Red Alert: EMERGENCY!! SOMETHING IS CAUSING THE HUMAN TO LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY, THUS LOWERING OUR CHANCES TO DEFEND OURSELVES!!!
number one is all you ever dreamed of. why?
Me: He’s strong, fast, amazing, he turns into an 18-wheeler, he’s the Prime… wait, is this being recorded?
8 buys a computer. What's the first thing she looks up?
Advanced battle tactics, what else?
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Sorry, Prowl, but I don’t like bagels.
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Battle Star, you’ll find someone, I just know it!

Jazz: Yo, Star! Wanna hang out together?

Battle Star: *wide opticked, she stares at him, nodding*

Me: Told you, now go with him!
6 got high.
Me: Ratchet, not again!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: Sorry, Frostwind, but he’s already taken.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Me: Wow. I’M ACTUALLY MEETING PRIMUS AND PRIMERA!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! … but WHY am I dating Airstrike?!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: Uh, NO WAY!!!
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Ratchet, you need to settle down with ONE person.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: He’s probably staring at me because my hair used to be halfway down my back, and now it’s just barely below my ears…
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: PROWL!! You’re already married, you fragger!!
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: HOLY PRIMUS!!! tell me he just fell on you and you didn’t let him do that...
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: NO!!! MY OPTIMUS!!! ONLY MINE!!!
Would 2 trust 5?
Me: I dunno. They’ve never really talked to each other before.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Me: Red Alert would freak out, and Sunstreaker would drive away laughing.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Me: Too scary to think about it…
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Prowl: Tactician.
Jazz: DJ.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: That’s not possible.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Me: Wait, PROWL KNOWS HOW TO DRAW?!
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?
Me: A bit of confusion between sisters, to be sure.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: I don’t want him throwing wrenches at the guests.
7 won the lottery?
Me: Jazz would buy as much music as possible, and possibly a brand-new sound system.
9 became a singer?
Me: Not gonna happen.
What would 1 think of 2?
Me: Optimus would be scared out of his mind.
How would 3 greet 4?
Airstrike: Greetings, Noble Sunstreaker. I take it that Prowl is doing well?
What would 4 envy about 5?
Me: Nothing, really.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Me: Probably a nightmare about Ratchet throwing spiked wrenches at him.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: They are both officers.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Me: If Battle Star cheated on him.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Me: Probably at a meeting.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Me: About Jazz’s habit of hacking into Red’s security system to get recordings of what goes on around the Ark.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Me: Optimus Prime is about 1.5-2 times taller than him.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Me: Optimus would study leadership, while Sideswipe would choose to study advanced pranking and fighting.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Me: Their GF/BF
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Me: The ‘workout’ would probably be Ratchet exercising his throwing arm, while Sideswipe exercises his running abilities.
8 had quite a big secret?
She would probably keep where she keeps her designs for her inventions a secret.
10 got a daughter?
Me: That’s not so bad. She’d do well with TWO paranoid parents.
How do you feel right now?
Me: Hungry.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: Freaks out, but then makes me an ice pack with the help of her control over ice. Then calls for a doctor.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Me: My own PLANET!!! SHE’S THAT AWESOME!!!
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?

Me: Only about three seconds.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?

Me: yeah! I LIKE John Denver!!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Me: Funny images!!!

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Jazz: Not. One. Word.

Me: WHAT THE SCRAP?! WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?!

Jazz: Got drunk on high-grade.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Me: Battle Star, would you trust ANYONE ELSE to write about your past?

9 can't stand 1, so how does he/she get his/her revenge when 1 spills Soda all over him/her?

Me: That would never happen.

10 starts working at a bar.

Me: Red, you need to go see Ratchet. Like, NOW.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him/her?

Me: YEAH!!! Going swimming with Airstrike is AWESOME!!!

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Me: They tie.

5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?

Me: Pranks.

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he/she do?

Red Alert: EMERGENCY!!! JAZZ IS ACTING COMPLETELY OUT OF THE ORDINARY AND IS STALKING SUNSTREAKER’S BONDMATE!!!

Jazz: Scrap.

UPDATE!!!

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