Hey there.

My name's Kelsey.

I'm sixteen years old and a sophomore in high school.

Some of the stuff on here is OLD OLD OLD and I hate it.

And some of my newer stuff, well, I personally think it's decent but I don't get a lot of reviews so I don't really know.

I write whenever I think of something. I have dozens of stories not even posted here (because I think they're crap, or they contain Mary Sues, or whatever.)

I write a lot of slash. M/M slash. I guess that makes me a bit (a lot) of a faghag, but judge me if you will.

I'm on here an awful lot, but if I don't reply to your review, it might be because my computer died. It does that quite a lot.

I think up a lot of original characters. I think up characters whenever I feel like a show, a movie, a book is missing something. I create characters to fill voids.

A handful of my characters were suitable for writing a full-length original story about. It's not posted anywhere yet (if you've read its prototype, Bishonen, know that I've changed it a LOT and it's really not even close to the same except for the characters) but when it's ready for posting, I'll put a link to it.

My favorite character of any fandom is Ceviche from Chowder. I just want to snuggle him up.

I don't use chatspeak. I find it annoying. If I didn't reply to your review that you wrote purely in chatspeak, well, that's why.

I'm a dork. There, I said it. I look like a dork, I talk like a dork, I act like a dork. Sorry if you find my dorkiness irritating, but news flash, I'm not going to change just because you don't like me.

I'm one of those people who like both Hot Topic and Hollister and everything that goes with them. I don't believe that people should follow stereotypes. I like what I like.

I'm a cartoon addict. I like the safe little world that cartoons create. It's a nice escape from this world where people are being tortured and murdered and whatnot.

I'm deathly afraid of sea lamprey. If you ever want to freak me out (which I really hope you don't), show me a sea lamprey. Ohgodtheirhorribleteeth (shudder)

(They're essentially vampire fish with a mouth made up of a ring of sharp teeth. They latch onto fish and suck their blood until they die. Look it up on Google if you dare.)

I also am extremely disgusted by dead things, especially dead humans and dead fish.

(In case you haven't noticed, I have a thing about fish. They kind of freak me out. I don't mind cute little goldfish and the like but deep-sea fish are scary.)

Despite my disgust with fish, I actually really like swimming. (Just not anywhere with, you know, fish.)

I'm extremely anti-violence. I consider myself a super-pacifist. I don't believe in harming anything or anyone. I am against hunting, abortion, and the death penalty.

Strangely enough, though, I'm not a vegetarian. (In fact, I'm a huge fan of bacon.)

I love chocolate (but not white chocolate), pancakes, and coffee.

I hate pears, celery, and cabbage.

Anything else you want to know about me, just ask.