Hai!

The name's Girl with a Flower Crown, but you can just call me Flower :3

Ravenclaw

Daughter of Athena

District Ten

Erudite

NightWing/SeaWing

RiverClan

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My bio may seem crazy, but it's organized.

ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE FANFICTION WRITER WILLOW IN THE WHISPERING WINDS IS CURRENTLY MIA. Stormshine100, her Fanfiction friend and I have contacted her but she has not been heard from since March 5, 2018. She reported being bullied and cut all contact with Stormshine, and as far as I know everything else. We don't know if she's okay, so if you HAVE heard from her between March 7 and May contact Storm immediately. She could just be on a Fanfiction break, but it sounded bad, so we're not taking any chances. If you care about Willow's life, copy and paste. Spread the word!

Azure and Storm (5/13/2018), Ember (5/15/18), Flower (5/15/2018),

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Willow is the first person I ever regarded as an online friend, and I really care about her. Please spread the word!

These ten lovely people have me on their Author Alerts (thanks so much:)

Eight wonderful people have me on their Favourites. (Thanks again!!! :D)

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STORIES:

I Failed Her (THG) - "Clove is going back to District Two, but not to our shared home in Victors Village. She's going back cold and lifeless inside a coffin for her family to weep over and think of what could've been." Cato failed Clove, and he knows it. He was too slow to save her, and now she's dead. These are his thoughts. Cato/Clove. Clato. Rated T cos Hunger Games. Clato oneshot. COMPLETE.

Faded Ambitions (Warriors) - "I'm in love, have three kits and more on the way, and I wouldn't change anything for the world." Blue/Thrush AU. Twoshot. Bluefur's POV. COMPLETE.

Come Back Soon (THG) - To the Capitol, Careers are just another part of the entertainment of the Games. But we know better. Glimmer had a best friend. Marvel had a lover. Clove and Cato were cherished by their parents, and we don't even know what District 4's names were, much less who cared about them. IN THE PROCESS OF BEING ADOPTED BY PURPLEFRENCHFRYAMY.

Special (Warriors) - A prophecy. Five kits with golden eyes. Will the Clans fall, or arise from the ashes, even stronger than before? Submit your own character/cat (SYOC) closed. Rated T cuz I have just realized that this is a dark story. ON HIATUS.

Too Young (Warriors) - "She had a pure soul and a big heart, and... she was so young to have died. Too young to have died." Dandelionkit's story. Short one-shot. Rated T cuz her death scene is quite scary. COMPLETE.

Tag, You're It! (THG) - "...All I did was tolerate you playing your childish little Tag game for five minutes. You don't 'owe' me anything." Short Clato oneshot (although I may add more chapters later). Modern-day AU. Rated T cuz Hunger Games and there is one eensy-weesny not-so-child-friendly word.

Forbidden (Warriors) - Fluff, fluff, and more fluff. Then tragedy. Basically ever forbidden love story, right? Well, luckily for you, this one... is the same! Written because my friend asked me to. Oneshot. Please R&R! COMPLETE.

Capsized (PJO) - "'Aw, come on, Death Boy' Will grinned, releasing Nico's poor squished hand. 'Everybody needs a hug sometimes' And with no more warning than that, Will lunged at the wisp of a boy sitting across from him." Set during the Hidden Oracle. Solangelo oneshot. COMPLETE.

The Battle that Never Ends (Warriors/THG crossover) - "The Arena is a place of fear and desperation, a place where bloodstains mar the surfaces of plain gray rocks and trees whisper tales of murder. A place of kill or be killed. Twenty-four go in, only one comes out. Let the sixty-first Warrior Games begin." SYOT/SYOC OPEN. More details inside! Rated T for dark themes and murder. IN PROGRESS and my biggest priority at the moment.

(POSSIBLE) UPCOMING STORIES:

Together (THG) - Clato are the last two in the Games. (Obviously) Clato. Oneshot.

Wings of No Fire (WoF) - What if Peril's brother had lived? Oneshot.

Unnamed Story (WoF) - Kinkajou has always been a background character; just a funny little RainWing, and she knows it, even if she doesn't show it. Her thoughts, beginning in Talons of Power when Turtle told her that she would seem 'insignificant' to Darkstalker. Oneshot.

"The Battle that Never Ends" SYOT/SYOC Form:

(All the tribute spaces have been filled up, so the form has been edited to make other characters.)

Name:

Clan:

Gender:

Sexuality:

Age (between eight and twenty moons):

Appearance:

Personality:

Backstory:

Family/Friends (Please include appearance and brief personality description):

Likes:

Dislikes:

Strengths:

Weaknesses:

Other:

Spots left in "The Battle that Never Ends":

ThunderClan:

She-cat; 8-11 moons: Leafpaw (Leaf the Peregrine Falcon)

Tom-cat; 8-11 moons: Cursedpaw (Ghost the Fox)

She-cat; 12-15 moons: Sagefire (Moodycat2)

Tom-cat; 12-15 moons: Ravenwing (derpyeevee15)

She-cat; 16-20 moons: Flightfang (Pixelfun26)

Tom-cat; 16-20 moons: Thunderstrike (Eagleflight1245)

RiverClan:

She-cat; 8-11 moons: Streamsong (Cloudy Dreamcatcher)

Tom-cat; 8-11 moons: Bloodpaw (Stormshine100)

She-cat; 12-15 moons: Silverfall (starclaw05)

Tom-cat; 12-15 moons: Falconblaze (KatieK101)

She-cat; 16-20 moons: Rainstorm (Rainy Days with Documentaries)

Tom-cat; 16-20 moons: Airfang (EtchedInLegend)

WindClan:

She-cat; 8-11 moons: Jaypaw (Cloudy Dreamcatcher)

Tom-cat; 8-11 moons: Swiftpaw (Berrysky1905)

She-cat; 12-15 moons: Flowerheart (BATMANAWESOME123)

Tom-cat; 12-15 moons: Hawkfire (Cloudy Dreamcatcher)

She-cat; 16-20 moons: Cottontail (Lizardlove23)

Tom-cat; 16-20 moons: Snakeface (Cobrastar)

ShadowClan:

She-cat; 8-11 moons: Willowpaw (Stormshine100)

Tom-cat; 8-11 moons: Hawkflight (FadedZane)

She-cat; 12-15 moons: Wolfclaw (Timberwolf223)

Tom-cat; 12-15 moons: Snakefang (kennysdead)

She-cat; 16-20 moons: Larksong (Rowanclaw24)

Tom-cat; 16-20 moons: Blackfire (Mewkitcat)

1. Hold your breath.

2.Copy this into your profile

3.Still hold your breath

4.If you made it, without letting the air out, then you're a good kisser.

Proud Mod of AdderClan and ShadeClan.

Your characters are like geodes. If you want to see what they're made of, you have to b r e a k them.

SHOUTOUTS!

Apollo Kitty for being my first nice reviewer. (Story was Faded Ambitions.)

Breezestar of CinderClan for being the first person to add one of my stories to their favourites list. (Again, Faded Ambitions.)

PurpleFrenchFryAmy for being the first person to add me to their favourites list, and for being so supportive of me with my writing.

Everyone who submitted a character for Special or The Battle that Never Ends, because it meant so much to me when I woke up the morning after the prologue had been posted and saw my mail full with PMs and reviews with OCs.

Cloudy Dreamcatcher for being there to talk with me. I feel as though even though we may not really know each other, I can trust her and talk to her c:

All my friends, who cope with my craziness, especially the ones who I can give shoutouts to: Timberwolf223, Lizardlove23, BATMANAWESOME123 and Fuzz'sFiction:)

Type your name with your knuckles:

Finger-knuckles: Girobw9tyhbbafllower ncrlown (oh no... and that one was supposed to be easy!!!)

Hand-knuckles: goe; swpp9rtmz FLOOWER CROWNB (ack I guess I hit caps lock...)

Type your name with you feet: girll withhh a flllowseedur ccropwsnm (Oh. No. My foot actually hurts now.)

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking: girl wi flower crow (not too bad, actually. I got two words right!)

Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking: girl 3ith a floerrr ctow (well...)

Type your name w/ your wrist: gfirklajtfgbh aw f,loiwer cxreoiwqbn (oh dear)

Type your name with your...uh...with the nearest book! without looking: girl wurb a fkret ceiw (Well, I'm glad this is over with.)

Firestar was a Horrible Leader: A short story by Girl with a Flower Crown.

It was a full moon, and the Clans had gathered under the illuminated stars of Silverpelt.

Firestar, with his derpy-derp face had sat down and watched the Clan cats down below. His green garbage-dump eyes glittered like that snot that shoots out of your nose sometimes when you sneeze. "Attention, Clan cats!" He announced. "Since everyone knows how much you all need Thunderclan, we will address some issues that we find problematic as of this moment." Firestar paused a second to let his words sink in before continuing his statement. "First off, RiverClan, my patrols spyed-er-saw that you are catching only 0.005% fish lately, when you should be catching 0.007%."

"But we don't need-" Leopardstar began.

"No-no-no-no-no," Firestar interrupted. "Sandstorm and Graystripe will see it fixed."

And so it went for the rest of the night.

"And this is why you don't invite Kittypets to join the Clans," Blackstar commented as Firestar rambled on to Onestar about marking 2.5% too close to the border.

"We will send Brambleclaw to show you where your borders are and to teach you how to mark properly." Firestar finished.

Copy and paste this into your profile, then send me (Girl with a Flower Crown) a PM telling me so if you either agree or laughed at some point while reading!

I had this published as a story, but I was asked very kindly to take it down and reminded that Name Generators are against the rules, so here it is!

For your prefix, use the first letter of your first name. If you aren't happy with it, you can use the first letter of your middle name! If you don't have a middle name, use the second letter of your last name. I tried to put two choices for each letter, so you have lots of options, and if there was a more feminine or more masculine name, I tried to include a gender-neutral or opposite-gender name. I also tried to match up prefixes to the letter they start with :)

A= Pebble-

B= Birch-/Bramble-

C= Cedar-/Cloud-

D= Deer-/Dust-

E= Ember-/Eagle-

F= Flower-/Frost-

G= Grass-/Gray-

H= Heather-/Heavy-

I= Ice-/Ivy-

J= Juniper-/Jagged-

K= Soft-/Soot-

L= Lion-/Lilac-

M= Mint-/Mallow-

N= Night-/Nettle-

O= Owl-/Oak-

P= Pine-/Poppy-

Q= Quail-/Quick-

R= Robin-/Rain-

S= Squirrel-/Sheep-

T= Thrush-/Tawny-

U= Feather-/Fire-

V= Violet-/Vole-

W= Wild-/Wolf-

X= Blue-/Bumble-

Y= Yellow-

Z= Fox-

Now, for the suffixes. You can use the first letter of your last name, or the second letter of your middle name. If you don't have a middle name, use the third letter of your last name. Just a warning, some prefixes and suffixes might not go together or might even be the same!

A= -frost

B= -berry

C= -cloud

D= -stripe

E= -breeze

F= -foot

G= -tooth

H= -heart

I= -storm

J= -claw

K= -kit

L= -leaf

M= -moon

N= -nose

O= -whisker

P= -paw

Q= -fur

R= -flower

S= -star

T= -tail

U= -nose

V= breeze

W= -whisker

X= -pelt

Y= -heart

Z= -flower

I'm Emberflower :3

Thanks, Guest, for: Eagle-, Ivy-, Jagged-, Nettle-, Oak- and Quick- :)

My favourite characters!

Warriors: Bluestar, until she went crazy (oviously), although I am VERY ANGRY AT HER BECAUSE SHE COULD HAVE HAD A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE WITH THRUSHPELT BUT INSTEAD CHOSE ARROGANT, OBNOXIOUS OAKHEART. As you can see, I have a lot of feelings about this.

I also really like Sandstorm because she was strong and a loyal mate to Firestar, Yellowfang because, well... okay, I read the Ultimate guide before actually reading a Warriors book, and I just saw her face and was like, "I love this cat," so umm yeah...

I liked Fireheart as a Warrior but he was a really weak leader.

Harry Potter: Luna is the best. Enough said.

Percy Jackson: I've loved Annabeth since the very beginning.

Wings of Fire: Moon! She is, like, me in dragon form!

I like Kinkajou, and when I was reading the first series... well I loved everyone! If I had to choose I'd say Glory is my favourite out of the original five.

The Hunger Games: Clove! She is just amazing and I love her so, sooo much. I also love Foxface and Rue. I think the reasons why are quite obvious.

All ma OTPs!!! (I have waaaaaay too many so I'll just to with 1 per fandom)

Warriors: Blue/Thrush (Bluefur/Bluestar X Thrushpelt) and I'm sorry but I can't turn BOLD off!

Harry Potter: ROMIONE!!!!! (Ron X Hermione) because they're adorable!!!!

Percy Jackson: Percabeth! (Percy X Annabeth). My friends told me all about it before I even started reading the series so I shipped it before I actually shipped it if that makes sense...

Wings of Fire: MOONBLI!!!!!!!! (Moon X Qibli) 'cause Qibli is just so much better for Moon than Winter and also they're so cute!

The Hunger Games: CLATO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!!!!!!! This is my OTP of OTPs! Also, it's Clove X Cato!

My Tributes currently submitted to a Hunger Games SYOT:

Not yet Reaped/Reaped/In Capitol:

Velvetina "Tina" Silvette, District One Female. Part of FreshBreathofAir's Honor Bound: The 150th Hunger Games. Reaped.

Marie Stein, District Three Female. Part of the SYOT named above. Reaped.

Flare Whispworth, District Five Male. Same SYOT as Marie and Tina. Not yet Reaped.

Fighting for their lives:

None so far.

Victor's Village! :)

Empty :(

Tribute Graveyard:

None yet, thank goodness.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever messed up while trying to show off, copy and paste this to your profile.

If either you or your best friend is insane (or both of you), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think that Onestar was a really awesome warrior, but was a really awful leader.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you want to stop copying and pasting things on your profile but you just can't.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination.

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If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame, hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar, sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, Leafstar16,Wolfclaw of mountain clan, Wish Upon A Warrior Cat, Skyfrost14 ,Potatotheumbreon, KittyCatLover18, Snowcrystal of Thunderclan, Starrysong of NatureClan, Silversky of ShadowClan, Girl with a Flower Crown,

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Urm... three of my four hats are baseball caps sooo... yeah..?)
Baggy pants are cool to wear
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (In winter)

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (When I remember to)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I mean, I've never watched it, and I don't plan on doing so)
You were in gymnastics/dance. (When I was five I did ballet)
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 14

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the Prophecy'.

Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Specify that your Drive-Thru order is 'To Go'.

Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. (Emphasis on the word 'sometimes'
People have often called you insane.

Total: 2

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are generous.

Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed. (One word: books.)
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 2

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 8

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer night-time over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favourite colour.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. (I love Cato and Clove, but I don't think they really count as 'villians')
You don't talk much.
You are an atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 0

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you. (I would hope so.)
You always follow the rules.

Total: 6

I AM AIR!!!!!

How to tell if you're obsessed with Warriors

You call your innocent, beloved house-cat a dumb, lazy kittypet.

You wish your kitty could fight like that!

When you give yourself a warrior name.

When you suddenly call kittens kits.

When you saw a stray cat and say "Loner" or "Rogue". .

If you write warriors fanfiction.

You suddenly knew more about cats then you ever new before.

You have read more than 10 Warriors books4

Things Warriors cats have taught us!

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

It's possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more weird.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't pregnant.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

Quick! Write down 12 random cats in the warriors series!

1.Twigpaw

2.Bluestar

3.Firestar

4.Spottedleaf

5. Mistystar

6.Oakheart

7.Silverstream

8.Squirrelflight

9. Dovewing

10. Ivypool

11.Tawnypelt

12.Mistpelt ;)

1) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending?

Twigleaf... hmm kind of tree-ish.

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name?

Ya it would be Bluestar! (My favourite cat :D)

3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5’s first name & 2’s last name)?

No. Again that's just Mistystar. Hmm... maybe I shouldn't have chosen so many leaders.

4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1’s first name & 5’s last name) as the main character?

I don't know many of the genres. It's Twigstar and a warriors story so maybe adventure?

5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Hmm... does this thing want me to write a story about Twigstar? Alright here goes nothing... "The Twig will be your saviour." Horrible but it's what popped into my mind first.

6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Leafstar. Hmm... like the SkyClan leader I guess...

7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Firetwig. They... like to set twigs on fire?

8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Mistystar and Firestar. No, not really.

9) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Dovewing would probably choose Oakheart over Spottedleaf but who am I to judge?

10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

No. Now I can't get the picture of Ivypool and Twigpaw fighting over Silverstream out of my head.

11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Uhmm... Bluestar and Squirrelflight? Here goes nothing...

Bluestar wants to be even closer to Firestar so she decides to go back in time (somehow) and take Squirrelflight as her mate.

Awful. Simply awful.

12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

"Hey Mistystar, I have the shampoo you lent me... WAT," Silverstream said, walking into Mistystar's house. "Uhhh..." Mistystar and Ivypool both said at the same time. Silverstream dropped the shampoo and ran out of the house, screaming.

Hmm...

13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

I dunno.. Would Spottedleaf rather make out with Squirrelflight or slap Firestar? I guess slap Firestar, just because I can't see Spottedleaf and Squirrelflight as a couple. If it were the other way around, however... ;)

14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?

Twigpaw and Bluestar? I don't think so. They aren't even in the same time period.

15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Squirrelflight and Oakheart. Dark ginger and brown, I guess...

16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Spottedleaf and Silverstream? Really? Umm how about "Do you wanna share some star-prey?"

17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Firestar and Oakheart got in a fight, Squirrelflight would side with her father, DUH!

19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Well I mean, Spottedleaf is supposed to be pretty...

20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Umm... If Mistpelt (My OC) started going out with Squirrelflight, everyone who saw them would tear their eyeballs out and scream, "WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?"

21) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Ya, Dovewing has a lot of fics

22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Bluestar and Oakheart! Yay, a real couple! I thought they were cute together. Oakheart would say something, Then Bluestar would say something sassy back.

23) 5/9 or 5/10?

Misty/Dove or Misty/Ivy? NEITHER! Besides, if Mistystar started going out with either of them, the other would be like, "It's not fair! No-one likes me! And just be all-around over-dramatic, ya know?

24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Umm... Silverstream seems to walk in on these things a lot.

Bluestar and Squirrelflight are kissing. Silverstream walks in on them and immediately runs screaming back outside, never to be seen again. (It is believed that she drowned herself)

25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Fire/Ivy? Aren't they related? Umm...

Firestar is a creep and decides to become mates with his great-grandniece, Ivypool. The End.

26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

NO. NOT TWIGPAW AND SQUIRRELFLIGHT, NEVER

27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Silver/Mist? Umm how about "I will help you BUT NOT IN A LOVEY-DOVEY KIND OF WAY"

28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Ivypool might scream, "I'm so sorry, Antpelt!"

29) If you wrote a songfic about 1, what song would you use?

I don't know many songs, sorry. Also, I don't exactly know what songfic is, soo...

30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Twig/Oak/Mist? Umm maybe "DO NOT READ THIS IS HORRIBLE"

31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

"Hi." hey, it's a start because I don't think Ivypool and Bluestar have ever talked, which would make sense, as Bluestar is DEAD!

32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted,7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!

Alright, lemme get this straight. Twigpaw and Silverstream are in a happy relationship (WAT) until Mistystar runs off with Bluestar (Ew). After Twigpaw dumps Silverstream for Mistpelt (WAT), Oakheart gets upset and retaliates by dating Mistpelt (WAT). Alone and broken-hearted, Silverstream travels in search of a friend. Finally, Silverstream meets Ivypool and Bluestar (wait I thought she was with her daughter). The three loners meet Spottedleaf, who tells each of them to look for love (Seems like perfectly normal Spottedleaf behaviour). Ivypool finds Squirrelflight (WAT), Bluestar gets Dovewing (WAT.), but now Twigpaw is stuck in a never ending love cycle with Firestar and Tawnypelt (WAT)!

*I walk away, all my innocence left behind*

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games,

Catching Fire, and Mockingjay too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Repost this if you are a THG Fan! Bold the ones you are!

After reading the books you-

1. Love the colour sunset

2. Mourn all the characters for months

3. You can't think about bread the same way

4. The name 'Peter' doesn't sound right anymore

5. You always say 'Mockingjay' instead of 'Mockingbird'

6. You think of tracker jackers when you see bees

7. You seem to act like Katniss for a while

8. You want to name your bird 'Mockingjay'

9. You named your cat Buttercup

10. You call your sister 'little duck'

11. You love the color green

12. You giggled when you found out 'prim' meant 'petite and proper'

13. You think Hollywood is the Capitol

14. You search up Hunger Games funny pics and memes

15. You want to taste Peeta food

16. You wonder what Keeta named their kids

17. You think Finnick's son is called Finn or Finnick Jr.

18. You want to name your kid Peeta

19. You think Finnick is an awesome name

20. You do and don't want to be Katniss

The Hunger Games questions about you!

If you were someone in Panem, which District would you like to live in?

District Ten. The butchers are always overlooked.

If you were called up to the Hunger Games, in the reaping- how old would you want to be?

Sixteen-eighteen. Best chances of winning.

If your name was called in the reaping, what would your strategy be?

Go solo (I get attached to people) and hide for as long as I can. Then go hunting.

If the male tribute from your district was a crying twelve year old boy, what would you say to him on the train?

I'd just roll my eyes at him. He's not worth my attention.

At the training center, you throw a spear and it hits the bullseye. Behind you, you hear some tributes mocking you, what would you do?

Ignore them and keep practicing. They won't be laughing when that spears hits them it the chest!

In the training center, what weapon would you choose to be your best?

Something I can use from far away. Maybe a bow, but they're too mainstream. I'd also master knives, in case of an ambush.

What would your stratagy be for the interview with Caesar Flickerman?

Likeable, able to handle myself. I'd also talk about my family and how I want to get home to them.

Would you team up with the Careers in the Arena?

Nope. I doubt they'd recruit me anyways.

If you are well stocked in the arena and you came across a helpless, starving thirteen year old tribute, from another district, what would you do to him/her?

If I was feeling nice, ignore them. Make the Capitol believe I never saw them. If not, kill 'em.

If you ever got the chance to meet President Snow, what would you say/do?

I'd bring a knife. You know the rest.

Things I Learned at Hogwarts:

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.

I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

"I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as body lotion.

I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

I will not lick Trevor.

Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic.

3/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic.

2/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be). You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.

4/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

0/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class (kind of). You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

7/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis (when in the bathroom and in the morning...).

3/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.(but I'm not good at it)

1/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10

Child of Athena and Hunter of Artemis!