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Joined 04-30-16, id: 7796126, Profile Updated: 07-15-16
Author has written 2 stories for Zootopia.

Hallo there. Been a while since I last wrote anything, and I don't plan on writing that much. I'm just here to showcase the occasional 'bright idea' I have. My fandoms of interest fluctuate quite a bit, so don't expect consistency. For that matter, don't expect much in the way of regular activity, either, but now I'm just repeating myself.

That being said, my biggest fandoms of interest at the time of writing are probably Ratchet & Clank and Zootopia (also known as Zootropolis in my native U.K.). I'm quite big on stories which expand on background characters, or on the universe as a whole. Elsewhere Fics are something I enjoy. Not big on Shipping, though. That's never been something I've understood.

I'm mostly active on TV Tropes. If you want to learn more about me for some ungodly reason, I suggest you go down to the forums there. I would post a link, but it seems that's impossible.

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Born to Be Wilde by Berserker88 reviews
Only a few weeks after joining the ZPD, Nick Wilde is already confident that he's become a brand new fox. But as a mysterious group starts taking out the biggest criminals in the city, he suddenly finds himself pulled in two different directions by his new life and his old. Unfortunately for him, only one can win out in the end, and the other will be erased forever.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 289,151 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Finnick, OC
The Campaign by nota999 reviews
In the aftermath of the events of Zootopia, the race for the mayor's office is underway. Can the idealistic young fox Todd Renard defeat the fearmongering Turnbull?
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,837 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., OC - Complete
The Redemption of Gideon Grey by YFWE reviews
Judy and Nick are given a task that seems more like a fun getaway: providing a little security for the annual Bunnyburrow Fall Harvest Festival. But things aren't as peaceful as they may now be in Zootopia, and the two cops are thrust into a brand new caper - solved with the help of a certain pastry-baking fox from Judy's past.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Gideon G. - Complete
The Maddox Family by Another Terrible Author reviews
Ten months after solving the Nighthowler Conspiracy, crime in Zootopia has reached an all-time low. However, chaos ensues when a string of kidnappings, conducted by a cult following the mysterious criminal known only as Maddox, takes Zootopia by storm. With the ZPD left clueless, Nick and Judy take matters into their own hands, but learn that's what the Family wanted all along...
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,099 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Judy H., Nick W.
Hundred-Yard Dash by TheRealMcbasilrocks reviews
Flash, Flash. Fastest sloth at the DMV. But 'fast' is such a relative term, isn't it? This comedic oneshot follows everybody's favourite three-toed bandito going about his daily routine and misadventures, leading up to his encounter with Judy and Nick in the movie. Think of it as the prologue you never knew you wanted. Mostly tongue-in-cheek, with a little pathos here and there.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2016 - B. Clawhauser, Flash, OC - Complete
Zootopia: Breaking Bellwether by Alex Reynard reviews
[SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY] One year has passed since Judy Hopps uncovered a conspiracy to turn half of Zootopia's population against the other. She can't stop thinking about what she could have done differently. And if there's any shred of redemption to be found in the heart of the one who masterminded it. The only way she'll get answers is to sit down and have a face-to-face chat.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., D. Bellwether - Complete
Portal: Explosion Day by iammemyself reviews
Things get a little too exciting when Rick decides to go in search of danger…
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Adventure Core, Wheatley, GLaDOS, Space Core - Complete
The Stanley Fanfiction by CogentInvalid reviews
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Based on The Stanley Parable.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Supermarket Chaos by PurpleArmadillo reviews
When Dr. Nefarious runs out of his favorite coffee creamer, he decides to accompany Lawrence to the supermarket. Sounds like an easy trip, right? Well, being a wanted supervillain rather complicates things. He's in for a day of ridiculous disguises, moronic superheroes, shopping cart races, and a wild goose chase of mayhem.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Dr. Nefarious, Lawrence - Complete
CONTINUE Exit by Firefly99 reviews
MGS1, metafic. Mantis knows what God is like.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/19/2009 - P. Mantis, S. Snake - Complete
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Weaselling reviews
Duke Weaselton's ma always told him that if you're going to weasel through life, do it properly; a lesson he learns the hard way when he winds up indebted to a violent crime lord. Forced to reunite an old crew and give quick cash another try, he soon finds himself caught between an overzealous detective, a shady real estate tycoon, two ambitious thugs and a nasty honey badger.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 3/5/2017 - Officer McHorn, D. Weaselton, Finnick, OC
BvB: Butting Heads reviews
Siamese cat Sam Burmowitz is an idealist, but he's also a lawyer, and his profession doesn't take kindly to his type. When he finds himself tasked with defending an almost universally-hated corrupt politician and anti-predator speciesist on a one-way street to life imprisonment, he is driven to the brink of madness as he tries to uphold his motto: everyone deserves a second chance.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/1/2016 - D. Bellwether, OC