What happened, happened. What matters now is how am I going to get through this? You can retire from the military, but being on Team Mustang is for life - you can't run from it, even if you could run... and now I get to start life over as a civilian. A reviewer advised that since there was no Philosopher's Stone, or not enough, on the Promised Day, that this is heavily AU.

Roy is not your typical muffin he's an Angst Muffin! [Warning: general crack]

I mean, who'd expect the famous deceased Edward Elric in a dump like Rulingrad?" (light Ed x Al, hints of Roy x Riza; incomplete).

Tell me a story, boy, tell me a story: 20 facts about Chad

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

Sometimes, what one chooses to do for love can be the worst mistake possible. [KakaRin]

[Hatake Sakumo had killed himself while Kakashi was still very young. Though it had started before that, really.] angsty oneshot

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4

"If I could have been your angel, I would have found a way to fly." Faye struggles as Spike returns. When something is not meant to be, is it still worth fighting for? *Heed the rating, please.

Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

After hearing the word day-in and out, young Trunks and Goten finally ask Vegeta to explain what a "Kakarot" is.