I am Nyx, of Fictionheim, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

I, Nyx Rayne, pledge myself to fictional books, movies and TV shows. I turn my back on the company of people, accept eternal nerd-hood and join the fandoms.

Greetings from down below! So, I’m Nyx, and this is probably the weirdest, most random profile you’ll ever read, no kidding.

Okay, time for some info:

- I'm gay as hell.
- I absolutely LOVE this site and spend half of my time on it.
- I fully support ALL human and animal rights. We are all EQUAL regardless of race, religion, sexuality or gender.
- Pluto is a planet! And I will defend it with my dying breath!
- English is not my first language (so I apologize for any SPaG mistakes).
- I generally tend to update on a weekly basis (I am now on hiatus for an unknown amount of time).
- I am interested (and currently researching/studying) literature, language, philosophy, mythology, classical civilizations and culture.

Full Name: Nyx Rayne

Username: SarcasticFangirlFromDownBelow (previously known as Lucifer'sFangirlFromDownBelow

Fandom(s): Too many to name. Basically I'm a fan of pretty much everything.

Random Quotes I Took A Liking To:

Heaven doesn’t want me and Hades is afraid I’ll take over.

If you don't think I'm a princess then you're 100% right, I'm the damn queen.

Don’t knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You say ‘crazy’ like it’s a bad thing.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you hate.

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me and the walls and chairs are bullies.

WARNING: DO NOT walk in my footsteps… I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death; what’s it gonna do, kill me?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult journey awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

It’s okay with me if you want to drop dead.

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friend’s head.

I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.

Never argue with an idiot, they’ll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I live there and I really don’t want to see you every day.

Even if the voices aren’t real they have some really good ideas.

I’m friends with the monster under my bed and I get along with the voices inside my head.

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

To put it nicely, I hope you burst into flames.

Some people are like Slinkies. They’re really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible?

Well the voices and I took a vote. It’s unanimous; you suck.

Love your enemies, it gets them really confused.

I like waving at random strangers because I know for the rest of the day they’ll be wondering who the hell I was.

Flying is simple, you throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

There’s three way to do things: the right way, the wrong way and my way; which is wrong too, but faster.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

One day I will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

There is no "I" in "team" but there is definitely a "me".

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Two wrongs don't make a right... but three might.

If all else fails then destroy all evidence that you tried.

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you hate.

I don’t hate you, but lets put it this way: if you were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I would drink the water.

There are some people in this world that are alive simply because it’s illegal to kill them.

I have fallen and I choose not to get up.

First time is an accident, second time is an experiment and third time is an addiction.

Warning: trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

I'm not so good with advice. But may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Whoever said words don't hurt has obviously never had a dictionary thrown at their face.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

You're a great friend, but if zombies start chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

What doesn't kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

I know who I am, your approval really isn't needed.

Some people are like clouds, when they disappear it's a beautiful day.

Lets get one thing straight here, I'm not.

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.

I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean but people think I'm joking.

Lazy rule: if you can't reach it then you don't need it.

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.

I wish common sense was more common.

Don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

Feed your own ego, I'm busy.

Been there, regretted that.

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

"I didn't fall! I was just testing gravity! ...It still works."

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

When life gives you lemons make pomegranate juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!

When life gives you Thor, throw him back and demand Loki.

I am currently out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

I haven't lost my marbles! They're under my bed somewhere...

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well this is true but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest and the most damaged people are the wisest.

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets, the brightest eyes have cried the most tears and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

Those who are heartless once cared too much.

Scars on my soul, scars on my skin, some on the outside, some are within, they all have a story that goes unwritten, some you can see but most are well hidden.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not so sure about the universe.

Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack, for I am their alpha and they come to me whenever I call.

I’d rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I’m not.

I would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven.

If I cannot move heaven then I will raise hell.

We have fought the darkness so long that we have fallen in love with the shadows.

I am Nyx, born of darkness and fire, and I will bow to no one.

My eyes are black for a reason, it’s where my demons hide.

The shadows betray you because they serve me.

There’s a special place reserved for me in hell, it’s called the throne.

Normal people have no idea how beautiful the darkness is.

Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night.

Step into the darkness, say goodbye to the light, we live in an eternity where every day is night.

The Underworld is empty, all the demons are in me.

I’m friends with the monster under my bed and I get along with the voices inside of my head.

Day of darkness, that day of burning, all the world to ashes turning.

Every villain is a hero in their own mind.

Every time I close my eyes I am in a dark paradise.

You can take me out of the fire and darkness, but you can't take the fire and darkness out of me.

And soon the dark will fall on me and death will set me free.

The scariest monster is the one inside my soul.

Insanity is like gravity. All you need is one small push.

We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.

When I was born the devil said, "Damn, now I have competition."

I don't fight my inner demons. I side with them.

All lives end, all hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage.

Alone is what I have. Alone is what protects me.

True love cannot die.

Every fairytale needs a good, old-fashioned villain.

In a world of locked rooms the man with the key is king. And honey you should see me in a crown.

You want me to shake hands with you in hell? I shall not disappoint you.

Aren't ordinary people adorable?

Falling is just like flying, except there's a more ... permanent destination.

I will burn you. I will burn the heart out of you.

Nothing can happen more beautiful then death.

The goal of all life is death.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

The angels may have chosen you, but the devil chose me.

Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one.

Some days even the devil sits back and admires my work.

The devil on my shoulder tells me he's proud of me.

I have an angel's face, the devil's grin and broken wings.

You can't keep dancing with the devil and wondering why you're still in hell.

When it all goes up in flames, I'll be the one that's laughing.

Destroying things is much easier than making them.

There is a hell, believe me, I've seen it.

I'm broken and twisted and you can't fix it.

You can't break me, I'm already broken.

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated.

The darkness is beautiful and into it I fall.

Chaos is an angel that fell in love with a demon.

I put the fun in funeral, I put the hot in psychotic, I put the laughter in slaughter, I put the sass in assassin, I put the cute in execute.

Darkness is my playground and hell is my home.

One of my biggest fears is that eventually you'll see me the way I see myself.

Never trust a hug, it's just another way to hide your face.

She paints a lovely picture but there's a shocking twist, the paintbrush is a razor and the canvas is her wrist.

And in her head grew a list of all the things she'd done wrong, all the names she'd been called and all the mistakes she'd made. Slowly these were the things she became.

Evil queens are the princesses that were never saved

Favorite Loki Quotes:

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal.

You were made to be ruled, in the end you will always kneel.

I am not your brother, I never was.

Is it madness, IS IT?

There are no men like me.

I have an army.

So I am nothing more than a stolen relic? Locked up here until you might have use for me.

I do what I want.

An ant has no quarrel with a boot.

Sentiment.

It was just a bit of fun really.

This is my bargain you mewling quim!

I'm listening.

If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

Hitting does not solve everything.

Are you ever NOT going to fall for that?

(Scared of a little lightning?) I'm not overly fond of what follows.

You lied to me... I'm impressed.

I like her.

Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.

TELL ME!

I'm the monster that parents tell their children about at night.

Trust my rage.

Freedom is life's great lie.

If it were easy, everyone would do it.

Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather.

You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.

You look like you're in desperate need of leadership.

Oh shit.

Surprise- OW!

I have been falling... for 30 minutes!

YES! That's what it feels like! ...I'm just a big fan of the sport,

It's not that I don't love our little talks, it's just... I don't love them.

This is so unlike you, brother. So... clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn't rather just punch your way out?

Your saviour has arrived!

Things To Do In An Elevator:

1. Crack open a briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2. Stand motionless and silent in a corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When you arrive at your floor grunt and strain to yank the door open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and tell him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow or bark occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

7. Say “DING!” at each floor.

8. Say “I wonder what these do?” and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button.

10. Announce in a demonic voice “I require a more suitable host body.”

11. Draw a square around yourself with chalk and tell the other passengers that it is your “personal bubble.”

12. As you are coming to the end of the journey get emotional and hug everyone telling them that you’ll never forget them.

13. When there’s only you and one other passenger on the elevator tap them on the shoulder and then pretend that it wasn’t you.

14. Hold the doors open saying that you’re waiting for a friend, after a while close the doors and say “Hey Greg, how’s your day been?”

15. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up then scream “That’s mine!”

16. Swat at flies that don’t exist.

17. Bring a camera and take pictures of all the other passengers.

18. Call out “Group Hug!” then enforce it.

19. Congratulate everyone for being on the same lift as you.

20. Make car noises whenever someone enters or leaves.

21. Grimace painfully while holding you head and loudly whisper “Shut up! All of you just shut up!”

22. While the doors are open hurriedly whisper “Quick hide it!” then whistle innocently.

23. Let your cell phone ring without answering it.

24. Walk into the lift and say “This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah those were the days.”

25. Tell people you can see their aura.

27. Ask people “Did you feel that?”

28. When the doors close tell the other passengers “It’s okay, they open up again.”

29. Dress all in black and announce in a deep voice “It is time...”

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like your’s belong in a zoo
Don’t worry I’ll be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you

Roses are red
Bushes are red
Trees are red
I set your garden on fire

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

I am bad
Loki is too
You will all kneel
Because that's what people DO!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em

All that is gold does not glitter
Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken
The crown-less again shall be king

Some say the world will end in fire
Some say in ice
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire
But if it had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice

It's so much easier to say you're antisocial
Or claim that you don't like people
Or pretend that you just don't care anymore
Than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel

Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I don't have a lot to say
Just because I appear happy doesn't mean every thing's ok
Just because I forgive doesn't mean I forget
Just because I don't listen to you doesn't mean I don't care
Just because I don't show my feelings doesn't mean I don't have any
Just because I don't say I love you doesn't mean that I don't

I'm insecure but I'm strong
I'm sad but I smile
I'm broken but you'll never know
I'm still in love with you and you don't know it

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I see the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car
I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

I promise to remember Rick Riordan
For making lots of really awesome characters
This I swear on the River Styx
If you're a demigod copy this into your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE rely on the weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS will ask Zeus not to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE say "OMG!"
PJO FANS say "OH MY GODS!"

NORMAL PEOPLE go to a psychiatrist to talk about their feelings
PJO FANS won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers!

NORMAL PEOPLE say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
PJO FANS say "Shut up or my godly parent will incinerate you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
PJO FANS when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE get scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS yell at Zeus to calm down and make it sunny so they can go on vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE would pinky promise
PJO FANS would swear on the River Styx

NORMAL PEOPLE don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS MUST have this on their profile!

The 27 commandments of Fanfiction:

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spell checker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words (unless it is a drabble) for this displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use ;) or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line then point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est, writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

If The Avengers Had Theme Songs:

Loki – Flawed Design by Stabilo
Tony – Not Gonna Die by Skillet and Everybody Loves Me by One Replubic
Natasha – Fight Song by Rachel Platten
Clint – Titanium by David Guetta
Bruce – Monster by Skillet
Steve – Once I Was Seven Years Old by Lukas Graham
Thor – Hey Brother by Avicii
Phil – Hero by Skillet
Fury – Falling Inside the Back by Skillet
The Chitauri – This is War by Thirty Seconds to Mars
The Avengers – Ready, Aim, Fire by Imagine Dragons

If Shadowhunters Had Theme Songs:

Magnus Bane – A Thousand Years by Cristina Perri
Alec Lightwood – Catch My Breath by Kelly Clarkson
Jace Herondale – Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab
Isabelle Lightwood – Heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds
Clary Fairchild – Warrior by Beth Crowley
Simon Lewis – Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace
Sebastian Morgenstern – Monster by Imagine Dragons
Jocelyn Fairchild - Stronger by Kelly Clarkson
Luke Garroway - Take it out on me by Florida Georgia Line
Valentine Morgenstern - Phoenix by Fall Out Boy

If Harry Potter Characters Had Theme Songs:

Draco Malfoy - Perfect by Simple Plan
Harry Potter - I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin
Hermione Granger - You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
Ron Weasley - Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes
Severus Snape - Always by Beth Crowley
Ginny Weasley - Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift
Luna Lovegood - Fireflies by Owl City
Remus Lupin - Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace
Sirius Black - I'll be There for You by Remebrants
Albus Dumbledore - Invincible by Ruelle
Voldemort - Bad Blood by Creature Feature

If Sherlock Characters Had Theme Songs:

Sherlock Holmes - Oh No by Marina and the Diamonds
Jim Moriarty - For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert and I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters
John Watson - Count On Me by Bruno Mars
Mycroft Holmes - Umbrella by Rihanna
Greg Lestrade - That's Not My Name by Ting Tings
Mrs. Hudson - You're The Best Around by Joe Esposito
Molly Hooper - I'll be There for You by Remeberants
Mary Morstan - I Love the Way You Lie by Eminem
Irene Adler - Power and Control by Marina and the Diamonds

If Greek Gods Had Theme Songs:

Hades - Demons by Imagine Dragons
Poseidon - Under the Sea by Disney
Athena - Tell Me Something I Don't Know by Selena Gomez
Nike - Hall of Fame by the Script
Artemis - Salute by Little Mix
Demeter - Things We Lost in the Fire by Bastille
Hera - We are Family by Sister Sledge
Hephaestus - Light Them Up by FOB
Hermes - Rather Be by Clean Bandit
Dionysus - Hangover by Taio Cruz
Hypnos - Dream by Imagine Dragons
Nemesis - Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Set it Off
Apollo - Everybody Loves Me by One Republic
Ares - This Is War by Thirty Seconds to Mars
Hecate - Black Magic by Little Mix
Zeus - Womanizer by Britney Spears

If my OTPs Had Theme Songs:

Malec (Magnus/Alec) - Thousand Years by Christina Perri
Hoseidon (Hades/Poseidon) - Call It What You Want by Taylor Swift
Destiel (Dean/Castiel) - Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley
Micifer (Michael/Lucifer) - Take Me To Church by Hozier
Sheriarty (Sherlock/Moriarty) - In the Name of Love by Bebe Rexha
Drarry (Draco/Harry) - I Hate You, I Love You by Gnash
Thorki (Thor/Loki) - Love The Way You Lie by Eminem
Zades (Zeus/Hades) - Call Me by Shinedown
Big Threesome (Zeus/Hades/Poseidon) - Warriors by Imagine Dragons
MadLove (Joker/Harley) - Gangsta by Kehlani
Solangelo (Will/Nico) - Halo by Beyonce
Hannigram (Hannibal/Will) - Crazy In Love by Sofia Karlberg

If Supernatural Characters Had Theme Songs:

Sam Winchester - Highway to Hell by AC/DC
Dean Winchester - My Demons by Starset
Castiel - Angel With a Shotgun by The Cab
Crowley - Mr Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne
Bobby Singer - I'm So Sorry by Imagine Dragons
Kevin Tran - Superheroes by the Script
Charlie Bradbury - Walking on Sunshine by Kartina and the Waves
John Winchester - Another One Bites The Dust by Queen
Mary Winchester - Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift
Ruby - Going to Hell by The Pretty Reckless
Meg - Bad Reputation by Joan Jett
Lucifer - Angels Fall by Breaking Benjamin and Sympathy For The Devil by Rolling Stones
Michael - Pompeii by Bastille
Gabriel - Here's to Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne
Adam - All by Myself by Celine Dion
Balthazar - My Heart Will Go On by Titanic
Chuck - What if God Was One Of Us? by Joan Osborne
Jody Mills - I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin
Garth Fitzgerald - Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace
Death - Oh Death by Jen Titus
Metatron - Fuck You by Lily Allen
Zachariah - Biggest Douche by John Edward
Supernatural - Carry on my Wayward Son by Kansas

If Greek Mythological Characters Had Theme Songs:

Achilles - Centuries by Fall Out Boy
Perseus - My Name Is Perseus by Crossover
Odysseus - I'm Gonna Be by The Proclaimers
Theseus - Jar Of Hearts by Christina Perri
Orpheus - Immortals by Fall Out Boy
Heracles - Go The Distance by Michael Bolton
Bellerophon - Breaking Free by Sam Tsui
Daedalus - Oh No by Marina And The Diamonds
Jason - Something Just Like This by Chainsmokers
Icarus - Free Falling by Hamilton
Helen - Love Story by Taylor Swift
Atalanta - One Woman Army by Porcelain Black
Medusa - The Eyes Of Medusa by Symphony X
Pirithous - Cell Block Tango by Fred Ebb
Calypso - Please Don't Leave Me by Pink
Medea - Maniac by Michael Sembello
Pandora - You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
Hyacinth - Walking On Sunshine by Katrina And The Waves
The Sirens - Song To The Siren by This Mortal Coil
The Furies - One Way Or Another by Blondie

THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS:

I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" whenever I'm sent to the Headmaster's office

Seamus Finnigan is not "after me lucky charms"

House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

Nor are they smurfs and they shall not be painted to look as such

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore not "Gandalf”

A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly

I will not go into the forbidden forest looking for Charlie the Unicorn

Despite my personal beliefs Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms

I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them, especially not all of them at once

I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death

I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord

When a class mate falls asleep I shall not take advantage of this fact and draw a Dark Mark on his/her arm

Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka

I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again

Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport

The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate, especially in reference to Professor Umbridge

Professor Lupin does not know anyone by the name of Jacob Black (even though he was friends with someone named Sirius Black)

I will not yell "Hey look! It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas, or Wen Hair Care

Nor will I give him soap and conditioner for his birthday

I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape’s private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, it is disturbing

"Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell

Gryffindor's sword is not to be used to patrol the hallways

Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom

Making a slinky go from the top of the astronomy tower to the ground level is not an appropriate pastime, especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky," especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom, especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom and starting the whole process over again whenever the slinky gets stuck, apparently not everyone loves a slinky

I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt

Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time

First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library

Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

I will not run through the halls shouting “Snape kills Dumbledore!”

I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves

Centaurs do not give free rides to kids and I should stop telling the first years otherwise

"42" is not the answer to every O.W.L or N.E.W.T exam paper, neither is "Yo Mamma"

Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June

Singing “The Mysterious Ticking Noise” in the library is rude and annoying, especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me, especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape, especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape and refuse to let him out of the circle until he finds the pipe bomb

The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable"

Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research

I will not shove professor Snape into a wall repeatedly while shouting “Bother” over and over again, nor will I enchant the Whomping Willow to do so.

Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'

Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention

Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts

If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer

I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard

I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice, nor will I replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro, it was not an "honest mistake"

I will not shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” every time I pass Dumbledore in a corridor

Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

I am not the wicked witch of the west, I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either, and I will not melt if water is poured over me, neither will Professor Umbridge

"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice

Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic

Dragons are not permitted inside the castle, even if you are having trouble starting a fire in the common room fireplace

I will not loudly tell Hermione that “THE MARAUDER’S MAP ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR STALKING LOCKHART!” in front of a large group of Slytherins, even if she is stalking Lockhart

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive

Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit

I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day

I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

I read a book about a girl on fire
I read a book about a fearless Prior
I read a book about a boy who could do magic
I read a book about a girl who's skills were angelic
I read a book about a boy with demigod power
And a book about a girl who's weakness made her flower

The girl on fire taught me to never give up
And the fearless girl taught me that anything can be corrupt
The boy who lived taught me to follow my fate
Along with the ruined girl who's destiny became great
The son of Poseidon taught me to be a hero
And the girl with cancer taught me to live for today, not tomorrow
They taught me to look up when things appear bleak
And make me strong when I, myself, am weak
They showed me I don't need a wand or a knife
To be a savior in my fictional life

We call them 'the heroes of our generation'
But WE can also be the heroes and our own inspiration

The books remain.
Even when Narnia disappears.
Even when Voldemort dies.
Even when Percy drops his sword.
Even when Katniss lowers her bow.
Even when Valentine is beaten.
And even when Tris stops being brave.

Mess with the Hunger Games fandom and we will drive an arrow through your head.
Mess with the Divergent fandom and we'll stab a knife in your eye.
Mess with the Sherlock fandom and we'll make your death look like a suicide.
Mess with the Supernatural fandom and we will hunt your sorry ass down.
Mess with the Avengers fandom and we'll send the Hulk after you.
Mess with the Harry Potter fandom and we will avada kedavra you.
Mess with the Mortal Instruments fandom and we will stab you with a seraph blade.
You have been warned

I shall remember Zeus when I see lightning in the sky
I shall remember Athena when an owl's flying high
I shall remember Poseidon whenever I'm at sea
I shall remember Ares when someone's mean to me
I shall remember Hades when I think of someone passed away
I shall remember Aphrodite when it's Valentine's Day
I shall remember Artemis when I see an arrow and a bow
I shall remember Hestia when a fire brightly glows
I shall remember Dionysus when I see someone drinking wine
I shall remember Demeter when the plants are growing fine
I shall remember Apollo when I see the gleaming sun
I shall remember Hermes when I see someone on the run
I shall remember Hera when I hear the word queen
I shall remember Hephaestus when I see an invention that's extreme
Wherever I go, whatever I see
I shall remember the deities of ancient Greece

Your Godly Parent Is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt
You were voted class president
You do what’s best for everyone
You think you have what it takes to run for president
You think every problem has a solution
You love showing off
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic

2/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis
You swim professionally
You hate seafood
You never get seasick
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane
You have acrophobia

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person
You like staying in the dark
You experience bad moods on a regular basis
You like listening to loud, angry music
You spend most of your time alone
You think parties are loud and annoying
You like to keep to yourself
You read a large amount of books
You write in a diary/journal
You feel most active at night

10/10

DEMETER

You own a garden
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb
You’re an environmentalist
You have a special connection with animals
You’re a vegetarian
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly
You love going to flower shops
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with

4/10

ARES

You often start fights
You’re a very aggressive type of person
You like watching wrestling
You’re competitive
You like reading about war
You don’t take crap from anybody
You have anger management
You never back away from a fight
Everyone does what you say
You don’t always think before you do something

3/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis
Half of your birthday presents last year were books
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it
You’re the valedictorian in your class
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them
You think it would be better if you were the president
You have a huge shelf of books at home
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic
You like listening to all kinds of music in general
You always feel sunny and optimistic
You are talented at drawing
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments
You like going to art museums
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests
You have straight As in Art on your report card
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes

3/10

ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools
You build awesome things during your free time
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class
Metalworking is your forte
You have your own toolbox
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots
You’re a techie
You often have carpentry projects
You dream of being a carpenter

0/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good
You never experience a bad hair day
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping
You’re always at the front of every trend
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school
You’re often invited to parties
Your motto is "It’s never a party without me."

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends
You’re a prankster
You’re a speed demon
You consider yourself restless
You’re the best speaker in the class
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
You’re inventive and resourceful
You often start arguments
You’ve never lost a debate
You like making witty and sarcastic statements

6/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party
You like wine
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
You can finish a martini in less than a minute
You have a happy, cheerful disposition
You’re a foodie
You like going to social events and mingling with people
You like trying out new food
You feel that you’re abundant in life
You think that too much of anything is bad

2/10

So Hades... well not surprising.

FACTS ABOUT LOKI ON FANFICTION.NET:

1. Loki is often a cat (Thor on the other hand is a dog, usually a Golden-retriever or Labrador)

2. Loki is sometimes a woman (and she/he is fine as hell)

3. Loki has his mouth stitched shut a lot (*glares in Thor and Odin's direction)

4. Loki often (very often) cries

5. Loki has a (huge) sweet tooth. Especially for ice cream

6. Loki gets tortured, A LOT

7. Loki despises hugs but he get hugged loads anyway (mostly by Thor)

8. Loki and Thanos are NOT BFF's (if you think they are then kindly re-watch all the Marvel movies again at least three times over)

9. Loki is always losing his memory (no, that does not make him the god version of Dory)

10. Loki falls in love with random mortals (and usually makes them kneel)

11. Loki loves Thor a little too much (and Thor loves him even more)

12. Loki dates (at least) one of the Avengers at one point or another

13. Loki hates Odin (which is justified since Odin is an asshole) but loves Frigga (because Frigga is FREAKING AWESOME)

14. Loki was mind-controlled (for Asgard's sake Thor! He's your Odindamned brother! How could you not have noticed that his eyes were green in Thor and blue in The Avengers?!) and if you disagree I will fight you right here and now

15. Loki often gets stuck with Tony Stark somewhere (cue the fluff, angst and kissing)

16. Loki always gets nightmares. And guess who comforts him? (If you guessed Nick Fury than I am both disturbed and disappointed by you)

17. Loki loves Tony the most

18. Loki loves Thor almost as much as he loves Tony

19. Loki and SHIELD never have a good time together (usually it's SHIELD's fault)

20. Loki is often carried by Thor (yes, bridal style)

21. Loki hates Jane... but then he likes her (no, not in that way)

22. Loki's skin is very cold (but it comes in handy a lot so nobody minds)

23. Loki is sometimes a child (yes, both mentally and physically)

24. Loki likes to sleep in late

25. Loki can't live without Thor (or Stark) even though he supposedly hates him (them)

26. Loki likes pizza, ice cream and coffee (which means he sometimes gets hyper and demolishes New York)

27. Loki sometimes smells (and tastes) of mint (he likes green and he wears green; mint is green, therefore he must smell and taste like mint)

28. Loki suffers from PTSD (and being way to gorgeously attractive)

29. Loki hates the sun and sometimes gets sunburn (apparently the Avengers have yet to discover the invention of sun cream)

30. Loki really, REALLY doesn't like the Chitauri (see point 8)

31. Loki can't do magic without words

32. Loki usually crash lands on Stark Tower (damn he has good aim... wait...)

33. Loki loves to turn people into babies/kids, sometimes himself too

34. Loki gets cat ears and/or a tail and it's SUPER cuuuuuuuuute!

35. Loki is both incredibly hilarious and extremely emotional when he is drunk

36. Loki gave birth to ALL his children. Angrboda who?

37. Loki makes up with his Jotun family (and Thor gets jealous)

38. Loki meets Laufey again even though in the movie he dies; never mind the movie canon, you suck canon!

39. Loki is always having arranged marriages with Stark or Thor

40. Loki is always needing help from the Avengers because of Asgard, SHIELD or the Chitauri (sometimes all of them)

41. Loki sometimes messes up his spells (even though he's the best sorcerer in the Nine Realms) so then he has to stay with the Avengers (usually near Thor or Tony)

Favorite Character Quotes:

In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey you should see me in a crown. - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

Saving people, hunting things. The family business! - Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. - Meg (Hercules 1997)

Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. - Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

With great power... comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. - Nico di Angelo (Heroes of Olympus)

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. - Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

He said shut up to me. - Lucifer (Supernatural)

I will burn the heart out of you... - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

We've all got both light and dark inside of us, what matters is the part we choose to act on, that's what really matters. - Sirius Black (Harry Potter)

Family don't end with blood. - Bobby Singer (Supernatural)

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Not all those who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien (Lord Of The Rings)

Shadowhunters: looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234. - Jace Herondale (The Mortal Instruments)

Demons I get. People are crazy! - Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Love has killed more than any disease. - Rumpelstiltskin (Once Upon A Time)

I love a challenge... - Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters)

If you ain't scared, you ain't human. - Newt (The Maze Runner)

I fell in love how you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once. - Hazel Grace (The Fault In Our Stars)

True love cannot die. - Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters)

Come on, Sam! Pay attention to me, I'm bored! - Lucifer (Supernatural)

Fire is catching... and if we burn, you burn with us! - Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

Every fairytale needs a good, old-fashioned villain. - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. - Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

What makes you different makes you dangerous. - Divergent

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem. - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up. - Four (Divergent)

Be careful. Don't die. - Minho (The Maze Runner)

I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them. - Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. - Gandalf (Lord Of The Rings)

What horrible things would you have to do in life to be woven into Hades' underwear? - Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson And The Olympians)

I don't damsel well. Distress I can do. Damseling? Not so much. - Max (Maximum Ride)

Say that again, and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you, and I will skinnn you. - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

Well, that was a window into the weird. - Clary Fray (The Mortal Instruments)

Maybe 'okay' will be our 'always.' - Augustus Waters (The Fault In Our Stars)

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? - Tony Stark (The Avengers)

Aren't ordinary people adorable? - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

Well it's (the Underworld) just fine. A little dark, a little gloomy; and as always, hey! Full of dead people. What are you gonna do? - Hades (Hercules 1997)

Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks. - Gabriel (Supernatural)

I only work in black... and sometimes very, very dark gray. - Batman (The Lego Movie)

She was a horrible mother. Did I tell you about the time she almost traded me for three pigs? Three! I was an attractive child, I could juggle. I was worth five pigs at least! - Crowley (Supernatural)

She's a woman who's had her heart broken, and that can make you do unspeakable things. - Regina (Once Upon A Time)

No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with! - Crowley (Supernatural)

They treated him like a monster so he became one. - Suicide Squad

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you. - Augustus Waters (The Fault In Our Stars)

Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power. - The Joker (Suicide Squad)

You stole what was left of my heart... and now I've lost you forever.- Maleficent (Maleficent)

Smile because it confuses people. Because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside. - Joker (The Dark Knight)

That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt. - Augustus Waters (The Fault In Our Stars)

Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's nonsense. - Lemony Snicket

Behold! The god's chosen beverage! Tremble before the horror of diet coke! - Percy Jackson (Heroes Of Olympus)

We didn't make this world. We're just the poor fools who are living in it. - Diana Ladris (Gone)

Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

Anemoia - the nostalgia for a time you’ve never known. Imagine stepping through the frame into a sepia-tinted haze, where you could sit on the side of the road and watch the locals passing by. Who lived and died before any of us arrived here, who sleep in some of the same houses we do, who look up at the same moon, who breathe the same air, feel the same blood in their veins - and live in a completely different world.

Avenoir - the desire that memory could flow backward. We take it for granted that life moves forward. But you move as a rower moves, facing backwards: you can see where you've been, but not where you're going. And your boat is steered by a younger version of you.

Nodus Tollens - the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore - that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre - which requires you to go back and reread the chapters you had originally skimmed to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.

Vellichor - the strange wistfulness of used bookstores, which are somehow infused with the passage of time - filled with thousands of old books you’ll never have time to read, each of which is itself locked in its own era, bound and dated and papered over like an old room the author abandoned years ago, a hidden annex littered with thoughts left just as they were on the day they were captured.

Onism - the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at one time, which is like standing in front of the departures screen at an airport, flickering over with strange place names like other people’s passwords, each representing own thing you’ll never get to serve before you die - and all because, as the arrow in the map helpfully points out, our are here.

Lachesism - the desire to be struck by disaster - to survive a plane crash, to lose everything in a fire, to plunge over a waterfall - which would put a link in the smooth arc of your life, and forge it into something hardened and flexible and sharp, not just a stiff prefabricated beam that barely covetable the gap between one end of your life and the other.

Occhiolism -the awareness of the smallness of your perspective, by which you couldn’t possibly draw any meaningful conclusions at all, about the world’s or the past or the complexities of culture, because although your life ISBN an epic and unrepeatable anecdote, it still only has a sample size of one, and may end up being the control fitness a much wilder experiment happening in the next room.

Keta - an image that inexplicably leaps back into your mind from the distant past.