(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!

What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU

The only good magician is a dead magician. Bartimaeus knows that for a fact, and no last summoning is going to change that. [Oneshot] Spoilers for Ptolemy's Gate.

Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”

The gorgeous Jane Farrar was waiting outside Nathaniel's door, but he couldn't let her see him like this. This was all Bartimaeus's fault. The djinni had NEVER been able to make a good sandwich...

In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,

A collection of shorts and oneshots in memory of the djinni we never met, Zeno. Chapter 5: Zeno reflects on the Past.

John Mandrake and a hospital patient have a conversation. Set in period between Golem's Eye and Ptolemy's Gate.

It’s funny, isn’t it, how when there’s so much you could say you don’t end up saying so much? Oneshot, post Ptolemy's Gate. RE-VAMPED JANUARY 28, 2009!

Sequel to the Amulet of Phasma Mortuus: Post Ptolemy’s Gate, Kitty begins to have disturbing and painful visions of Nathaniel, leading her and Bartimaeus to return to somewhere she’s certain she’s been before…COMPLETE JUNE 24!

A crazy Oz parody. Kitty’s mislaid by an unlikely storm, Bartimaeus' brain gets him in straw, and Nathaniel’s not yet rid of all ruth. Romance! Suspense! Humour! Um, 1 out of 3 is fine. Sock puppets! Too many allusions! Demons! Did I mention sock puppets?

Sometimes the best answers are questions. [NatKitty]

An ancient grudge, a time of strife, a pair of doomed lovers, Nathanael and Kathleen, Nathaniel and Kitty . . . Do you see the connection? Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet for the Bartimaeus genre.

Mogget muses on that which defines his existence.

Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU

Yrael had never known an old Abhorsen.

Right after Holly gets a job in the LEP, she cuts her hair. Each auburn lock falling through the floor makes her think about choices, and especially their consequences. What will happen after?

The Dunder Mifflin staff take an emergency minigolf trip. Inspired by the recent Puma advertisements in Details magazine, as well as the JimPam pic in Entertainment Weekly.

Set before Ptolemy's Gate: Nathaniel, Bartimaeus, and Kitty end up together in a search for a mysterious and powerful artefact: The Amulet of Phasma Mortuus. NatKitty and an adventure in the land of dead spirits…COMPLETE MARCH 10!

It was growing the spark. Or so she thought. But Artemis had just betrayed her. And not just her. The People. And he was smiling. The whole time. NOTHING new. I was editing. Sorry.

It was just a typical meeting to rebuild London. Yet she realizes something as she punches him, as he utters those casual yet profound words... She's missing something. She's missing him. And there's nothing she can do about it. Spoilers. [Oneshot]

Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.

Oneshot, drabblish. My take on how Ptolemy's form came to be Bartimaeus' preferred form. Written before reading Ptolemy's Gate

Root is captured by an unknown human who has only one goal: to learn everything about the People in order to crush them. The Council is taking its time deciding about a rescue attempt, so the LEP must attempt a rescue mission before time runs out.

There were once three champions: the mastermind, the rebel, and the spirit. Yet they didn't know that they, like all beings, were just pawns in the greatest game ever played. [Written before Book 3]

A few days before October 31st, an order is sent through to the LEP: all officers must wear costumes on Halloween, or face criminal charges. Time's running short, a certain commander is furious, and no one has a costume yet...

Abandoned. Kitty's attempts to start a second resistance, one to break the cycle, fail, and she finds herself left alone. Can she find help in the least likely of places? Where one person could not change things, could two make a difference?

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

[One shot] 'I have every reason to hate you, you know.' An unsent letter from Kitty to Nathaniel.

It takes courage to stand alone and face one's demons. But to let someone else try and help, knowing they will be hurt... perhaps that, too, is a form of courage. Touchstone lacks both. [TouchstoneSabriel]

Many things were broken that night in Holehallow. What Mogget and Sabriel need cannot easily be fixed. But healing works in curious and unfathomable ways.

One-shot: Two years have passed since the golem, and Kitty goes back to visit the park where it all began.

26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...