Writing profiles can sometimes be a little difficult for me because I either come off like this:

Hello, It's me, the boss, Googly. I am a professional ballerina, can kick-box your face off, and spend my nights working as a cashier.

Or, this:

cue the sparkles* Oh, um, hi! *small wave* I'm new here and I love the arts, especially theater and drawing. I am part of quite a few fandoms, including Sherlock, Harry Potter, and Hetalia. I'm not planning on writing anything yet, I'm just here to admire all the wonderful works already out there, especially USUK Hetalia stories. :3 *cue extra sparkles*

Or, a good majority of the time it's like this:

Hello. My name is Goog.lyStrip and I enjoy reading all kinds of books and writing. I tend to write in the fantasy and science-fiction genres. Goodbye.

And sometimes a combination of all three. ;) BTW my profile was drawn by yours truly.