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Personal info:

Name: If you knew me, you'd know. ;) If you don't know me like that, I'm not gonna tell you. Sorry to disappoint.

Age: 31 years old as of 2019.

Hometown: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Occupation: Lovely, mild-mannered employee by day, proud fan-fiction author and die-hard professional wrestling fan by night.

How to Reach Me: You can find me on Twitter with the username @KrysJericho. Soon as I figure out this freaking link system that seems to hate me right now, I'll post my Facebook link as well. xP

Fanfiction Page: My original page was shut down by either my co-admin, or by Proboards due to inactivity, but hopefully I'll be getting another one up soon. I'm open to suggestions for sites to upload my stories to. I'm thinking maybe Aimoo or FreeWebs, but I'm not too sure; I am quite open to suggestion, however, so shoot me your ideas. :)

Favorite Stories: I SORT OF enjoy the Twilight series. Just started getting into it a few years ago, when the first movie came out, out of sheer curiosity. Don’t get me wrong, I think the books are okay, but there are a few things I don’t particularly care about in the series. Sparkling vampires? I get that you want your stories to be different, but SPARKLING just doesn’t appeal. lol. Maybe “Breaking Dawn” parts one and two, when they come out, will be better than the first three Twilight movies. If you want an awesome series that shows the more brutal side of vampires (and portray them in a more accurate light), then I suggest you check out the series "True Blood", or the Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris. I'll be getting the books as soon as I can. I'd recommend True Blood; it has ALEXANDER FREAKING SKARSGARD!

I also enjoy any other supernatural/paranormal stories that I can get my hands on. Gena Showalter and Karen Marie Moning are my personal favorites right now. I’d recommend them to any fans of paranormal romance, or just romance in general. I’m hoping to expand my collection to a few more stories hopefully before year’s end. Over the last few years, I've written less and gotten into more fandoms, I've developed a love-hate relationship with Game of Thrones and the spectacular Outlander. I mean, it's JAMIE FREAKING FRASER. You can't get much better than that! I've also gotten back into one of my favorite shows as a kid, Highlander: The Series. You can't beat sexy Scots, especially sexy Scots who transcend time. I swoon just thinking about it! Maybe down the line, I may write a story that combines my two loves, wrestling and Highlander, but if someone can beat me to it, I'll certainly enjoy reading it! :)

Wrestling Statistics:

Favorite Wrestlers (WWE - Male): CHRIS JERICHO, CM Punk, Edge (Miss you, Edge!) Triple H (come back soon, we NEED you!), Undertaker (SmackDown just isn’t the same without the Phenom), Wade Barrett, Kofi Kingston, Drew McIntyre (What can I say; right behind Jericho, this man has my heart!), John Cena (move this man back to SmackDown already; his career depends on it!), Randy Orton, Christian (definitely the most underrated talent on SmackDown right now), Booker T, Cody Rhodes… This list will forevermore be updated.

Favorite Wrestlers (WWE - Female): Beth Phoenix, Lita (I miss you!), Trish Stratus, Layla El (my baby!), KharmaKong (Yes, I call her KharmaKong; get over it), Natalya (Love ya Nattie!), and Vickie Guerrero (hey man, the woman only has to say two words, and the whole crowd hates her; gotta love it!).

Favorite Wrestlers (TNA - Male): AJ Styles, Johnny Devine (miss you, Devine!), Sting, Jeff Hardy, Christopher Daniels (The Fallen Angel fell straight on my heart lmao), Shannon Moore, Samoa Joe, Amazing Red, Brian Kendrick, Mr. Anderson, and more.

Favorite Wrestlers (TNA - Female): Mickie James, Tara (she’ll always be Victoria to me!), Winter, etc.

Favorite Indy Wrestlers: Trent Acid (R.I.P. Trent!), Johnny Kashmere, Amy Lee, Jon McChesney, Adam Flash, Devon Moore, All Money is Legal (K-Murda and K-Pusha), Bosom Buddies (Primetime Teddy Fine and Drew Blood), Annie Social, Cindy Rogers, Mercedes Martinez, The Sandman, Missy Sampson.

Wrestlers I Hate/Strongly Dislike: Kelly Kelly. Or, as in my personal opinion, Slutty Slutty. Honestly, why does this girl even have a career? She was hired straight out of a swimsuit magazine! Granted, I will admit that she’s gained SOME measure of talent, she’s still undeserving of any championship or any air time.

The Bella Twins – See Slutty Slutty, except I’m not so sure whether or not they were hired from a swimsuit magazine, and I don’t really care that much about them to wonder. WHY they are receiving air time is beyond me. They should have been relegated to “Superstars” at best, managing Superstars, or jobbing to better women. Thank the gods they're gone!

R-Truth – Personally, I think he’s an asshole in real life, but professionally, I think he’s okay on RAW, but only when he was a heel. Turning heel was perhaps the best thing that ever happened to him. I’d seriously consider cheering him if WWE used him to revive the Nation of Domination. Heel Truth = WIN.

Batista – Thank the gods he’s gone. As a face, he became stale really quickly, and as a heel, he was lackluster at best, and not very entertaining. He was definitely at his best when he was the "Animal" back in Evolution. Maybe he needs this time off to get himself back in gear, and if he returns to the WWE, maybe he’ll be better. Who can tell?

The Miz – Honestly, the main reason this guy got a push anyway, is because he’s the male wrestling “smark’s” wet dream. He only says what they say on IWC forums about John Cena; he’s not that great in the ring, and his promo skills are about the best thing about him. In short, he is a cheap imitation of Chris Jericho; that is the best compliment you will EVER hear me say about him. I’d hardly say that a great promo is enough to give someone the WWE or World Heavyweight Championship run.

Jeff Jarrett – Why is this man still wrestling?! He’s not that great a wrestler, and he only gets nothing but cheap heat. This whole feud between him, Karen, and Kurt Angle has run its course, and another match at Slammiversary IX will only exacerbate the staleness.

I will forever be adding to this list in the coming days/weeks/months/years, so bear with me. In the meantime, thanks for hitting up my page, enjoy my stories, and stay tuned, ‘cause you ain’t seen nothing yet!

Fanfiction Statistics:

My main character (i.e. the one I use in the majority of my fics) is a girl named Krys. Her full name is Krystle, but that’s about all you’ll get of her real name. If you’re smart enough to catch on, you’ll discover the real name in my fics, lol. Anyways, Krys is about 5’6” to 5’7”, about 145 lbs.; basically, she’s nothing like your typical Diva nowadays. She knows how to wrestle and can do it extremely well, her breasts are pretty big and natural at that, and she’s not afraid to speak her mind. She’s not for the catty remarks most girls make; whatever she does or says, she means it with her heart, and won’t sugarcoat anything to save her life. She hates showing her emotions, because it’s a weakness to her, and she does not want to be anything but strong.

Anyways, she has light-brown skin (she’s African-American/Black/whatever you want to call it, and of various other ethnic backgrounds), brown hair that lightens to auburn in the summer (I don’t use that much detail sometimes, so please bear with me), and is almost always seen in her trademark baby tee, stonewash jeans, and Timberland boots, and either with or without a baseball cap.

Updated June 7, 2010 - Note from the Author: Okay, here’s the thing with some of my stories, particularly ones that involve professional wrestlers and their real-life situations. I was just visiting the author page of one of my buddies (Shoutout to Dylan Hardy!), and I decided that I would add on my little disclaimer/ripoff to my page as well (Sorry Kate, you know I love ya! lol). In no way, shape, or form do I consider the significant others of ANY professional wrestler to be a bitch, cunt, etc. I do not know them personally, nor have I met them in any way other than knowing that they are the significant others of my favorite wrestlers. They are with certain wrestlers because they love them, and that is their decision. Sure, I wish that I could be in Beth Britt’s or Jessica Lee Lockhart’s positions, and be involved with either of the Hardyz or Chris Jericho, but I am not, and that doesn’t bother me. I do not envy them or hate them, or whatever it is some people like to do. Their personal lives are none of mine or any other fans’ concern. I only write them the way I do because it is FICTION, and that is what my mind is cooking up at the time. It is not a reflection on them as real people; I do not mean any harm whatsoever. My stories are simply FICTION, hence, they ARE NOT REAL. Do not perceive it to be so. It is simply literary entertainment, and it is not meant to bash whichever wrestlers’ significant others. Thank you in advance for reading this, and hopefully not jumping to conclusions and trying to flame me in reviews for my stories; they’ll simply get laughed at. Thank you, and enjoy the rest of your day! Enjoy the fics!

Updated August 1, 2012:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.