![]() Author has written 7 stories for Legend of Zelda, Tetris, and Super Smash Brothers. I'm good with swords. Zelda is the best. Zelda rules the world. Zelda's your new god. Zelda PWNS! If the series were to get any better, your mind would explode because of the sheer AWESOMENESS of it. I'm 16. I guess you could say I'm tall (nearly 6'0'')i like anime. People always wonder about my screen name. it's the first name of the main character from gladiator, Maximus. and the main location of my favorite series, Hyrule. put them together and you get Maximushyrule. About my stories: a recurring character in my stories is Maximus Hyrule/Rahl. she's usually between the ages of 13-16 but i might do a flash back or flash forward. the last name really depends on the story. most of the time it's Hyrule though. she's usually Link and Zelda's daughter except in one story when for laughs, i made her the daughter of kinda gay cowboys. she's basically the good guy's villain. she does things that the villain would normally do but instead of being a bad guy/girl, she's a good guy/girl. she has a nerdy boyfriend named Addryan but it works out because she's a nerd too. you can pronounce it adrian or Add-ry-an or Ad-dry-an i don't care, say it how you want, but she's got the hots for him and he's sprung for her. she has a best friend named Hailey who goes by the nickname Smoke who she hangs out with all the time. Hailey's like her accomplis/partner in crime. one of her enemies is a prince name Tysin. he's 18, has a huge, brown, goomba shaped afro and a fruity mustache. despite the fact that she hates him, she will help him if someone does something to him only because she thinks of him as her personal enemy. one of the things that i have to emphisize in the story is that SHE is a FEMALE. YES, I KNOW THAT MAXIMUS IS A GUY'S NAME, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. plenty of people refer to her as HE instead of SHE so i really emphasize the SHE. Back to the character, she does a lot of strange but acceptable things such as: clucking, chirping, gobbling, meowing (just any animal sound really), hugging puppies and bunnies, and mentoring young children. she also does plenty of unacceptable things such as: smoking mushrooms, getting into fights, looking at people (her boyfriend) inapropriately (but her boyfriend likes it), burning kittens and dumping their bodies in lake Hylia, cursing, playing playstation and xbox games, as well as using androids to cut school Nearly EVERYDAY, and moaning inapropriately when she does drop in. she's based off me and a few of my friends. a lot of the things that she does were things that me and a friend of mine have actually done (making noises, hugging puppies). the other things are usually things that my best friend did or i made up. but most of them really happened she doesn't like a lot of things, like: bananas, evil old people, being severely chirped at, police, emo's, being forced into things, cats About Me: my favorite anime are: saiyuki, pretear, dragon ball z, petite princess yucie, princess mononoke, sister princess, tenchi muyo, flcl my favorite games are: Zelda (the best game ever. Hands down.), street fighter, GTA, kingdom hearts, fire emblem, mario tennis, halo, fable,Smash bros brawl, soul calibur 2, bloody roar, tekken, Guitar Hero my favorite books are: naked empire, wizards first rule, pillars of creation, soul of the fire, Phantom, all of the shadow children series, green eggs and ham, the lemony snicket series, sword of shannara my favorite manga are: battle royale, saiyuki, kami kaze, prince of tennis, flcl, .hack// my favorite bands are: Disturbed (david draiman is amazing), breaking benjamin, glassjaw, Lamb of God, L'arc~en~Ciel, Unearth, blind guardian, megadeth, dragonforce I'm just a metalhead. The Things That I Hate Are: germ spreading, emo's, zealots, annoying people, actually working at school, being forced to do things, waking up early, having to take the fall, september (stupid school), overpopularized things, anything with more than 6 legs, LinkXMalon LinkXIlia LinkXmidna pairings. its called the Legend of ZELDA for a reason. Malon is too much of a hick for Link. It even said in Ocarina of Time that she wants a prince on a white horse to take her away. Link's not a prince, Epona's not white and Malon's a hillbillie. Ilia is too small town and weird (That scene in TP when she's upside down and Link starts to have an LCD trip is just freaky. you know the one where they have no eyes.) and Midna is of an incompatable species. it's like putting Link and Ruto together. it just won't work. She's from the twilight, he's from the world of light. i don't see anything happening. my hobbies are: playing video games, reading, playing guitar, surfin' the net, sleeping, collecting and using swords, cooking, soccer, hockey oh and i'm a girl. as you can see, i'm SIMPLY AMAZING!!. |