NaruGuruhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Torchwood. Alright, I hated what I had written here before, so I'm going to re-write it in a way... I'm going to get a Q&A to give you some wacky info about me! YAY! Q&A With The Guru Of Naruto A.K.A NaruGuru A little bit about our not very known author. Name: NaruGuru... well... I guess you can call me Mia if you want. Age: Oh ho ho ho, wouldn't you like to know. ((I'm in high school and it changes every year... that's all you get to know.)) Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: (Oh my, look at those big words!) Bisexual. I like the whole 'more options than a lot of other people'. Make me feel special... Yeah, bisexuality is pretty kickass. Though, I find I'm more attracted to boys, I've had some really big crushes on girls. How tall are you: Um, around 5'6" I think. Haven't been measured lately. What color are your eyes: Um, they're kind of weird. My eyes are green and brown and grey and orange. Sometimes there can be blue and/or yellow in the mix too. What color is your hair: Brown and short. (I want it to be long and ginger. D:) What is your best feature (physically): My eyes, even if they are a little weird Glasses, yes or no: Yes, sadly. On a typical day you are wearing: Honestly, whatever I pull out of my wardrobe. When you go to bed you're wearing: Um... depends on the week, pretty much. Favourite Manga/Anime: Naruto, Gundam SEED, D.Gray Man, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Soul Eater, and Lovely Complex Favourite Novel/Author: My favourite novel... well, that's a tough one. I love so many, but it's probably one from The Immortals by Tamora Pierce. Favourite author is Tamora Pierce Favourite Show: Torchwood, Doctor Who, Lost, and Smallville Favourite Fan fiction: A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington EVERYONE MUST GO READ THIS FAN FICTION!! It's the most amazing thing in the world. And no, I wasn't paid to have shameless promotion on my profile, I just feel like shamelessly promoting her story, cause it's just that good. Oh, and go read Niver's stories too. Now a little bit about more her and fan fictions What do you write the most: Hmmm, I right a lot of Naruto, but I haven't really been writing fanfiction much lately. I just wrote a Torchwood fanfiction. That was fun. What pairings do you write: NaruSasu, ItaSasu (even if it's going to be a one time thing), NaruSaku (I just started!) and my OTP (not, NaruSaku is) Gamabunta/Inari, and Jack/Ianto (from Torchwood) What series do you read fanfiction for: Naruto, Gundam SEED, Card Captor Sakura, D.Gray Man, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles... and some other crap probably. Favourite pairing: Naruto and Sakura, Allen and Lenalee, Kurogane and Fai, Jack and Ianto, and Ron and Hermione OTP: NaruSaku and Janto OTT (One true threesome): YamatoXInoXSai I'm in love with it and there's probably not a single fanfiction for it. Okie doke, that sums it up pretty much. Now, info about my stories that are in progress ((at the moment... Only Ripped at My Seams... I'm planning on writing a NaruSaku one soon though.)). (I'll try and update this bit once a month.) Ripped at My Seams: There is currently four chapters and a prologue! Hurray! I'm writing the fifth chapter slowly... having lost my writing mood to trying to type up a fantasy novel I'm writing. . NOTE: I lost all my documents on my computer, so I have to re-type the fifth chapter. I'll try and get up by September. I'm really busy this summer. Welcome To Our World: This is my D.Gray Man one shot! It's set in a modern day world. And there aren't any special powers, no Innocence and such. The Black Order is a very prestigious boarding school, The Early Millenium and co are a gang (yes, a gang). But it still has all the characters. Akuma will be human. The only abnormal thing is that everyone at the school is trained in martial arts (and I mean EVERYONE) and they all care around a weapon of a kind. =) So, I'm hoping on getting this up by New Year's, but Ripped at My Seams is my priority. I don't think this will ever show up... ever. My Saviour: My new one-shot! It's a Jack/Ianto (Janto) fic. It's adorable, if I do say so myself. :D It was written for a fanfiction contest (I came in third place) on a forum I moderate. Not much else to say. Wanna find me somewhere that's not here? Deviantart (No, you're not allowed to make fun of my bad art... it would be like laughing at a crippled kid who fell down.) : Gaia Online: YouTube (To see all my favourites... cause I don't have any videos up): |
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Rosuto Rakuen by Datenshi No Uzumaki reviews
AU, SasuNaru, ShounenAi:: Moving into a new home, Naruto stumbled upon an old book, transporting him into another world. Now given a chance to start a new life, and find new friends, hope, and maybe love, he has to save the worlds from darkness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 257,550 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 5/17/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vampires Don't Drink Tea by dust.bunny.agency reviews
[ItaSasu] In the vampire realm humans are used as slaves. When Sasuke is taken as a slave and sold to Itachi,a powerful vampire, he wasn't expecting to become a star player in the vampire's hectic life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
The Ties That Bind Us by Justine Themis reviews
Arthur has rejected both Merlin and his magic when his secret is exposed, despite having saved the prince's life. However, a magical seer wishes to show Arthur the consequences of his actions by showing him what his life would be had he never met Merlin. Discontinued.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unhealthy Passion by superfeypower reviews
That would be called cannibalism, my friend. And it is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies. Such a pity Sweeney Todd doesn't seem to care and Mrs. Lovett readily agrees with any notion he springs. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Romantism by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're My Guardian Angel? by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
One Last Chance: He was given one last chance at life, and this time with a little help from a Guardian Angel. Can Sasuke learn to live life to the full and fall in love again? Its hard when your love is a guy who can walk through walls... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Thumbtack by niver reviews
/AU/ So Deidara's a struggling, illegal immigrant, and Sasori's a kid who's not quite a kid. Obviously they'll get along great. /Deisasodei/ /in-progress/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Waking Up Dead by niver reviews
Some times, there isn't a world of difference between waking up dead and falling asleep alive. Luckily, for these two, there is. /Itasasu lite/ /very strange/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ask the Lonely by Novelist Pup reviews
It seems Naruto had more Innocence than the villagers gave him credit for. :DGMNaruto Xover: :Hiatus:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007
Ready, Red by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Go With Me by niver reviews
/AU/ Hinata's got a crush. A big one. The problem is, the boy she likes is dating a girl, and who would really dump their girlfriend for Hinata anyways? At least, that's what she thinks. /Naruhina/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Operation: Splitting Up Team Annoyance by niver reviews
Itachi can't sleep at night, and it isn't because of nightmares or teenage hormones. It's because the most annoying Akatsuki pair ever, Sasori and Orochimaru, just won't shut up. /Orosaso if you squint/ /SERIOUSLY OOC CRACK/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Gravesite Night by Novelist Pup reviews
For Determined.: It was a dark and foggy night, with two of the Akatsuki bored. They stood on top of the gravesite, asking 'Where the hell is Zabuza's sword' :ZetsuTobi:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
Only the Stars Know by spoodle monkey reviews
JIRAIYAOROCHIMARU SLASHYAOI the two were stuck in a cave, one wounded, their healer nin halfway back to konoha and Orochimaru was mad at him...just great
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
A Few More Strokes To Happiness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Naruto is an artist. Sasuke is a model. Picture it. [NaruSasu KisaIta KyuuSasu Yaoi AU COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,528 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Undeniable Deniability by niver reviews
Kimimaro reflects on life, death, reality. Kabuto talks about brides. Worth reading if you want to see what I come up with at one in the morning. /no pairings/ /angstish/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kimimaro K., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Drifting by niver reviews
/sequel to my oneshot, You Held Me/ She was drifting further apart from Sasuke, further apart than the gap between them after he left the village. /more onesided Sasusaku/ /hints of Narusaku/ /angst/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Held Me by niver reviews
Sakura . . . you held me, even though it was clear something was happening that could make an even bigger rift between us. /Sasusaku/ /fluff and angst/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taste the Rain by Cindersprks reviews
Kakashi finds solace in the rain with his lover Iruka. M?M Kakashi shivered, the heavy essence of blood curling around him, crawling down his throat. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Tohno Shiki reviews
She is perfect in every way, deserving of far better than a monster like him. And yet...why doesn't she seem to care?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Recycle by NoNoWriter reviews
They promised to start over, no matter how long it'd take. But Sasuke's timing in reincarnation is a bit off and Naruto, being the irrational person he is, gets into loads of trouble because of it. AU. Insane pedo!Naruto I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Steps We Take :Hand in Hand: by niver reviews
It was as if all the lights had been turned off in his life, and he was suddenly able to see things clearer than before. /Narusasu/ /romance and angst and humour and fluff/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Sounds Become Visual by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was abused, made fun of, picked on... It was about time he was given the happiness he deserved. [SasuNaru] You've seen Naruto as an angel, but what about Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Counting the ways by 1147694 reviews
...to where you are. [AU. SasuNaru. runaway teen fic.] Sasuke always did mean to leave Konoha, and that intention breaks Naruto’s heart. But fate pulls a 180, and instead it is Naruto that leaves, and Sasuke is the heartbroken one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chained by Kimra reviews
[DISCONTINUED] If fate had not been kind, if Daine had not escaped the hunters of Snowsdale, things could have been different...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Tortall
Love, Loss and Life by mistywabbit reviews
FINALLY FINISHED! FLUFF GALORE! Set after RotG this deals with Daine and Numair's growing love for each other, and the problems they face along the way... earthquakes, bandit raids, spidrens and something that links them all... fluffy action!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,949 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Revenge by The Cast by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Edward, Alphonse, Winry and the gang seek vengeance against all the Mary Sues, the Winry Bashers, and the obsessive fangirls who think Ed is going to marry them! What will happen? NEW: CHAPTER 6 Updated! PARODY
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Outmoded Mary Sue Ficcie of Poo by MoonDeity reviews
This is the story of a Mary Sue whose name is too long to fit in this summary. How will she get unfeasibly tangled in Ed and Al's hearts and lives? What measures will we take to get her out? Read to find out, review to make me feel better. DONE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Operation Graduation by Aztec Goddess reviews
A new law has been passed that has made it necessary for the Military and other characters that want a job to get a high school diploma. Only one will graduate in the end!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,142 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Conviction by Sailor Comet reviews
Naruto is not Jiraiya, and Sasuke is not Orochimaru. Not yet, at least, but Jiraiya doubts there's any hope for him. Introspection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
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My Saviour reviews
Jack and Ianto go out to the countryside away from any cannibal villages for a relaxing day in a park. Ianto thinks about how grateful he is to Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Meet Me at the Cherry Tree reviews
AU Uzumaki Naruto is a below average student. Haruno Sakura isn’t. Though they may be in different social groups, they still managed to be friends. But what if friendship wasn’t enough. What if they both wanted more? What if they both couldn’t tell the
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripped at my Seams reviews
AU NaruSasuNaru Naruto is the new kid in town and only wants to fit in. And he has his wish come true, sorta of. Can Naruto survive high school in this not every welcoming town? M for strong language, slight mature themes and major character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Princess Inari reviews
Gamabunta is a frog duke and Inari is a princess. All that needs to be said. Crack story, crack pairing, AU. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Inari - Complete
Caused by Pain reviews
A Song fic. ItaSasu. Itachi is poison to Sasuke, no matter what. Sorry for crap summary. Rated teen for boyxboy. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Pains of War reviews
The last battle. Naruto faces Sasuke, both refusing to give in to the others will. As they fight, Naruto’s friends also have ordeals of their own. After the war, how will Sakura and Naruto handle the knews of thoughs they love who have died. [No couples]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
