Mufflebithide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Miss Congeniality, and Harry Potter. Well hi there! Seems you've stumbled across my profile. I pity you, but make yourself at home. I'm Mufflebit, or Muff. I'm thoroughly and unabashedly addicted to FanFiction and the Disney Channel. It's terrible. I have no life. I read more FF than I write though, because I had the attention span of a chicken (which is quite terrible, I'll let you know). My writing (when I do) is mostly Harry Potter, Narnia, and real-life situations (problems, romance, family, etc.). I'm quite sensitive and am easily affected by books and movies, and have a tendency to cry whilst reading or writing. It's very unfortunate. Oh! And I'm too sarcastic for my own good. I do believe it will be the death of my one day. Either that or my incorrigible stubbornness. I Love: .LOVE LOVE Draco Malfoy. And Edmund Pevensie. But I love Draco so much more, with a heated passion. Seriously, I'm going to marry him one day, and make him change his ways so he is no longer a Death Eater. Because I'm just a fantastic Mary Sue like that. .fluffy stories. Whether they be romance, friendship, angstmance, or whatever else. You just can never have a big enough dosage of fluff. .reading, writing, movies, music, anything! .imagination. I feel bad for people who lack it; I would die without mine. (I was the Figment of Imagination in my 4th grade play, but that's irrelevent) .love. It may be overrated, but you just can't have enough. .dancing. It's one of my most favorite things, besides horses. I Hate: .unhappy endings. If you're going to end a storyline, just make the bloody thing happy so no one walks away completely depressed. Honestly. .chatspeak. It's utterly ridiculous. Please, when you talk to me, try to restrain from its usage at all costs. It just irritates me. .narrow-minded people, or those who don't speak their mind and keep emotions all bottled up inside. Just let 'em out. Everyone else does! .people who make fun of others for any reason at all .braces. 'Nuff said. .Splenda. It's just bad bad bad. Yuck. Favorite Movies: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005); Any Jurassic Park movie; Tremors: 1, 2, and 3; Breakfast at Tiffany's; Poseidon (2006); High School Musical; Anastasia; all Harry Potter movies; all Pirates of the Caribbean movies; Singin' in the Rain (best best BEST movie ever); Fiddler on the Roof; Unaccompanied Minors; Oliver! Favorite books: The Outsiders; Dragon Bait; Growing Wings; The Thief Lord; Eragon; M is for Meatloaf; The Abandoned; anything by Kathy Reichs; Harry Potter; Chronicles of Narnia; My Fair Lady; A Midsummer Night's Dream Favorite TV shows: Surface; Roar; CSI:; Bones; House; Hannah Montana; the Suite Life of Zack and Cody; Scrubs; Grey's Anatomy; Pushing Daisies; The Office Favorite Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Draco/OC, Edmund/OC, Booth/Brennan 10.26.07--YAY I have no life. No I did not just realize. Anyway. I'm working on a new Dramione fic, so look out for the first chapter (hopefully soon). |
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Dragon's Blood by Killer Zebra reviews
Alys is having strange dreams . . . dreams about dragon's blood. And Selendrile can only hope that she won't hate him for changing her into something that she doesn't recognize. ::Rewrite in progress!::
Dragon's Bait - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,727 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Pourquoi Moi? by littlegreenweirdo123 reviews
It's a simple enough task: Keep King Oberon's daughter alive until she gets married. It's hard for Edmund, though, not because the girl and trouble seem mutually attracted to each other, but because he's not supposed to keep her for himself.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,871 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edmund Pevensie
Never Can Win by BattleStations reviews
She'd been minding her business, saying her goodbyes. SHE didn't make the ceiling collapse. Yet he was still glarring like the best of them. Good Lord, man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,957 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Draco M., OC
Wide Eyes Terrified by Chizwiffle reviews
Updated: Chapter 15. Peter learns just how harmful loving Edmund can be. The question is, will he realize before it manages to destroy them both? Will he be able to cope, knowing its his love that puts Edmund in danger?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,860 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Fire Dragon by sunne reviews
Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 293,022 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Maiden's Dream by Lildaani reviews
The Daydream Charm has worn off and all affected parties have returned to normal... or have they? Hermione and Draco aren't so sure. Sequel to "The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3094 - Favs: 5,157 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Right By Your Side by Alabaster Ink reviews
REWRITING! What if Edmund hadn't betrayed his familly to the White Witch, but was instead captured by her? He is tortured daily, both physically and mentally. When or if he is returned to his family, will the abuse have been too much?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,903 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/9/2006
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Liar, Liar by cannkeller reviews
Funny how a few little lies can tell more about you than the truth ever does. For Hermione and Draco, it was their secret language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4230 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by floorcoaster reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Chronicles of Draco Malfoy by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Once Upon A Time by CiceroGuided reviews
AU: Hermione, a lowly scullery maid, is forced to wait on Princess Ginny’s hand and foot, and she longs and dreams to be a princess just like her. When Ginny must host a royal ball to find her prince, the maid must beckon her fairy godmother… HxHrxD, GxB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Piece of Memory by adriennelouise reviews
After four years of running and hiding, he only has one wish – to be able to forget all the painful and horrible memories from his past. Unfortunately, Fate has other plans for Draco Malfoy. [Draco x Hermione, Ron x Pansy and a bit of Harry x Ginny]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,060 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bowl of Oranges by xxFreakshow reviews
Draco wakes up in Hermione's house, with no memory of the night before. After Hermione explains what happened he reluctantly decides to stay. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Confined with a Mad Malfoy by Ceibhfhionn reviews
Ginny goes exploring on the eve of Christmas Eve only to end up being confined in the Divination classroom for 48 hours with a Draco Malfoy who is apparently high on drugs. Who will be the first to walk up the walls and across the ceiling?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,708 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Key by Counter Spark reviews
The War’s in full swing, and as people find the line between good and evil growing hazier by the minute, a bookish girl and a bitter boy find that they may very well hold the key to the others’ life. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,563 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Fun with Harry and Ron Reader by boyamiconfuzed reviews
See Harry Potter.See Harry Potter have adventures.Woohoo, Harry. Woohoo. My sincere apologies, but for the time being this fic has died and is dead. If it comes back to life I'll update, but I doubt it will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Time For Us by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Complete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Jackknifed by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Hermione investigates a noise to find Draco lounging in an empty classroom. A chance meeting that goes beyond petty hate evolves them into something neither would have expected. Does a pureblood's veins really run cleaner? Sequel up and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Lure a Dragon by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sequel to Vivian Vande Velde's Dragon's Bait Selendrile may have asked Alys to stay with him, but can a dragon and a human exist together? Or are they doomed to fail from the beginning? ::Chapter 21:: The rating just went up.
Dragon's Bait - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,549 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Breaking the Bones of a Doctor by WOATCAPIITON reviews
When Tempe unexpectedly collapses on the lab floor, she is immediately rushed to hospital. [AngstFluff]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006
Something New by MooMoogle reviews
High King Peter has always been adored and sought by women. His younger brother, on the other hand, is always passed over, and he doesn't mind it. Who has a need for love anyway? ...Right? EdmundXOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006
THE LAMPPOST SONG! by Miss Pookamonga reviews
The Llama Song, except it's about Narnia. Yes, this is stupid. Read only if your brain can handle random silliness.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Chocolate and Roses by Rosa Cotton reviews
Which do you prefer?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - [Digory Kirke, Polly Plummer] - Complete
The One Great Theft by Saturn Emway reviews
As Scipio prepares for the most dangerous raid he has ever attempted, all the other children are excited and happy to help...aside from Hornet. She couldn't despise Scipio's plan more...but is there something else behind her hatred?
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Christmas Dreaming by goldpiece reviews
When Angela spies David in a jewelry store looking at rings, she decides drastic actions need to be taken.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,857 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006
I Missed You by Dirty Robber reviews
Booth makes a confession. B&B fluff
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Stalker by Alexz Recoro reviews
Brennan has a stalker, and now Booth has to protect her. But can he keep her safe when she doesn’t think she’s in danger? BoothBrennan
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,154 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
Maternal Instinct by tempecameron reviews
Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child? BB fluff, Parker cuteness, relationship drama, weird author's notes.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,878 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Better Days by Caroline reviews
[BB] Brennan's world begins again.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Chocolate by Rosa Cotton reviews
Which do you prefer?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005 - [Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke] - Complete
Reunion by CyKiESuMMerS reviews
Polly and Diggory stuff. They haven't seen each other in ages and Diggory comes back into Polly's life abruptly when she finally gets settled.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005
Digory's Discovery by Rosa Cotton reviews
What can disappointment, nervousness, and unpractice lead to?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke - Complete
The Nightmare by Greenbean347 reviews
CorAravis romance. So fluffy I'm almost embarrassed to publish it. Not a serious piece of writing in the least. One-shot unless I come up with anymore ideas.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Abyss by zarah joyce reviews
FINISHED. Draco saves Hermione the night Hogwarts is attacked. Now, complications arise between the two as they fight their feelings, as well as other foes, in reclaiming their lost school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,757 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Horses and Boys by amaretto and coke reviews
Shasta's POV. Completed.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
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Elevator Crazy reviews
Oneshot. Luna shares her good nature and undeniable knowledge with a muggle in an elevator. Just a random drabble I came up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
You Did Real Good, Gracie Lou reviews
What would have happened if Gracie hadn't gotten rid of the crown in time? Rated for one word and a tiny bit of violence. Sort of EG angstmance. Apologies for the boring title.
Miss Congeniality - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/29/2006
Through the Cupboard? reviews
If you're looking for something serious to read, look away. This is pure and utter randomness and silliness. Four girls enter Narnia, and terrorize the White Witch. Chatspeak girl will also attack later on, with MarySue, her perfect accomplice.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
Once Upon a Depression reviews
Alexis is a 15 year old with depression who wants to get away from the world. What happens when she ends up in Narnia? Couldn't think of a better title or summary. EdmundxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
And Down Fall the Tears reviews
A very angsty oneshot I wrote. A fan's view of wanting to go to Narnia but not being able to get there. A bit of Stream of consciousness.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
