I love books. That's basically all you need to know about me. Books are my life. Especially ones by my all-time favourite author Sarah J Maas. If you have never heard of her before then go look her up, read the Throne of Glass series, read the A Court of Thorns and Roses series, and finally buy every single book she's ever written, find images about TOG and ACOTAR and have your camera roll filled with them, read tons of fan fiction about Rowaelin and Feysand and start hating characters like Tamlin and Arobyn! Happy reading!

I also like anime, some examples:

-Fairy Tail

-SAO

-Seven Deadly Sins

MELANIE MARTINEZ IS AWESOME, WORSHIP HER!

Books I love:

-Harry Potter

-Percy Jackson

-Hunger Games

-Divergent

-Red Queen

-Mortal Instruments

I hate movies and I laughed when Simba's dad died.

I like tv shows though:

-OUAT

-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

-Angel

-Gilmore Girls

-Riverdale

Ships:

-Rowaelin

-Feysand

-CaptainSwan

Gayness

I hate Dramione with a burning passion, and it should burn in Hell. (I don’t care if anyone else likes it, though. Just don’t mention it around me)

I'm a heartless bitch.

I am very sarcastic. Sarcasm is my second language, but I like to think of it as my first.

I will not do disclaimers. All of the books on here are fanfiction, so I'm telling you here that I don't own anything except the storyline and my OC's (but I hate OC’s, so...)

-Slytherin

-Daughter of Hades

-District 1

-Divergent

-She Devil #2

Black is amazing. It's the best. My favourite colour. Yes, I do know that it's a shade not a colour but I’m MAKING it a colour.

Capisce?

I can speak french. Don't talk to me in french. Just because I can speak and understand it, doesn't mean I like it.

Hi. Here you can read my updated profile because why the hell not? Compare them if you will.

.ƨdiɿ ʜɈʇiʇ bnɒ ʜɈɿυoʇ ɘʜɈ ʜϱυoɿʜɈ ƨi Ɉɿɒɘʜ ƨ'nɒm ɒ oɈ γɒw Ɉƨɘd ɘʜT

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔞 𝔪𝔞𝔫'𝔰 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔣𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔥 𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔰.

My goal is to look back upon this account in five years and cringe.

Want to know what fandoms I'm in? Look at my reading lists.

There is a scavenger hunt going on to try and find my seven other accounts. Join in if you want!

MAASSASSIN ️

SLYTHERIN

LIBRA ️

SHE DEVIL

CANADIAN

MUSIC

I like anime. I like books.

I hate Hinata and Annabeth with a burning passion.

I kinda dislike Lucy Heartfilia. Depends on what day it is.

I am in too many fandoms.

I have seven other accounts that I'm not naming. If you happen to come across them, good for you.

If Percy and Aelin were to spar, who would win?

I hate movies. I laughed when Simba's dad died.

I'm a heartless bitch. Most likely don't have a soul.

I'm rude, and will probably insult you at every chance I get.

Sarcasm is my second language but I like to think of it as my first.

I will not do disclaimers. You will know if it's FanFiction. Trust me.

I like gay ships.

Gay people are amazing.

Gay couples are adorable.

cough*SasuNaru*cough*Gratsu*cough*

Sorry 'bout that. Might be getting a cold.

EMBRACE THE GAY ️

The colour black is amazing. It's the best. My favourite colour. Yes, I do know that it's a shade not a colour, but I'm MAKING it a colour.

You follow me, I follow you.

You unfollow me, I unfollow you.

Capisce?

I can speak french. Don't talk to me in french. I don't like it.

I will read your stories if asked. I will edit your stories if asked. May take awhile.

Warning: I swear when I get mad at characters.

Now for some other random stuff because why not?

Dearest creature in creation,

Study English pronunciation.

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

I will keep you, Suzy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy.

Tear in eye, your dress will tear.

So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain.

(Mind the latter, how it's written.)

Now I surely will not plague you

With such words as plaque and ague.

But be careful how you speak:

Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;

Cloven, oven, how and low,

Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,

Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,

Exiles, similes, and reviles;

Scholar, vicar, and cigar,

Solar, mica, war and far;

One, anemone, Balmoral,

Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German, wind and mind,

Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,

Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.

Blood and flood are not like food,

Nor is mould like should and would.

Viscous, viscount, load and broad,

Toward, to forward, to reward.

And your pronunciation's OK

When you correctly say croquet,

Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,

Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour

And enamour rhyme with hammer.

River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,

Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,

Neither does devour with clangour.

Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,

Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,

And then singer, ginger, linger,

Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,

Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,

Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.

Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.

Though the differences seem little,

We say actual but victual.

Refer does not rhyme with deafer.

Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

Dull, bull, and George ate late.

Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,

Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,

Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed,

People, leopard, towed, but vowed.

Mark the differences, moreover,

Between mover, cover, clover;

Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,

Chalice, but police and lice;

Camel, constable, unstable,

Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.

Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,

Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succour, four.

Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.

Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,

Dandelion and battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.

Say aver, but ever, fever,

Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.

Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.

Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.

Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere.

Seven is right, but so is even,

Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,

Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,

Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)

Is a paling stout and spikey?

Won't it make you lose your wits,

Writing groats and saying grits?

It's a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough,

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!!!

There you go. Did you fail?

List your top 12 favorite characters (can be from multiple fandoms)

1. Aelin Ashryver Galathynius

2. Amren

3. Manon Blackbeak

4. Rhysand

5. Rowan Whitethorn

6. Percy Jackson

7. Feyre Acheron

8. Cassian

9. Azriel

10. Lysandra

11. Morrigan

12. Harry Potter

Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Dear god no.

Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Uh, yeah. She's a witch in the world of Fae. Of course she'd be hot.

What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Percy got Aelin pregnant?

Well, I did read a fanfiction about them one time...

But anyways, neither Rowan nor Annabeth would be happy.

Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No one really centres fics around him.

Would seven/two make a good couple?

Feyre and Amren?

Uh, I mean. It doesn't really bother me.

Four/eight or four/nine?

Rhys with Cassian or Azriel...

... Cassian.

What would happen if seven found three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Feyre found Manon and Cassian in a relationship...

What would Manon and Cassian I'm a relationship even look like?

Probably like Cassian and Nesta.

But with a deadly witch who's teeth and nails can turn into iron. And Manon would also be more... "carefree" like, Nesta is more closed off than Manon is.

Make a summary of at least 20 words for a two/six fic.

Amren and Percy?

Oh dear god.

When Amren stumbles across a strange world with strange things, she doesn't know what to think. She wonders around Manhattan for a while, before she's found by Percy who was visiting his parents. First, they don't get along very well, but once they truly got to know each other, they start to warm up.

But with Annabeth's relationship with Percy, and Amren's wish to go home, will anything ever happen?

Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Rhys and Lysandra?

Nope.

Suggest a title for a six/one hurt/comfort fanfiction.

Percy and Aelin.

Uhhh...

Drowning Flames?

What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Manon and Mor?

Enemies, to frenemies, to friends, to lovers.

It would be a work in process.

For a LONG time.

Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Feyre? Yeah. With Rhys.

And again, no one really centres fics around him.

If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Uh, Anthem of the Lonely? Because Mor likes females?

If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Amren, Manon and Percy.

Innocent smut.

Because Percy is pretty much oblivious to all things sex.

What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Cassian on Rowan?

Something to do with hawks/birds.

Or his muscles.

Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Lysandra and Cassian?

I can't see that happening.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to marry one?

Rhys to marry Aelin?

Forced (but agreed by all) marriage to keep their mates safe.

Does anyone on your friends list read seven x three slash?

Feyre and Manon? No. Probably no fics out there with them as a pairing.

Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

Manon? Yeah. With Dorian.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

Mor? Uh, there might be a few fics of her out there, but no one I know draws or writes about her.

Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Amren Rhys and Rowan.

Wow. What a pairing.

But no, I can't see how that would work.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not sure. Probably the last time I read a fic about Aelin.

What is Six's super-secret kink?

Water power for masturbation?

Apparently not all innocent for things about sex.

Would Eleven date Nine?

Mor and Azriel? No. Mor would not date Azriel.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Manon and Feyre?

Manon.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Aelin and Azriel are in a happy relationship until Azriel suddenly runs off with Rhys. Aelin, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Mor and a brief unhappy affair with Harry, then follows the wise advice of Rowan and finds true love with Amren.

Heartbreak.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Feyre and Cassian?

Uhhhhh...

Not sure. It would be awkward.

What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?

Harry and Aelin?

Harry would be terrified of Aelin and Aelin would scare him. Aelin would probably force him to be Subway in bed.

2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?

Amren and Lysandra... crack.

Is 4 cute or smokin'?

Rhys? Fucking smokin'.

Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?

Rowan and Mor? Nope. And I hope I never will.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!

Why was Percy afraid of Feyre? Because Feyre is after Cassian and Azriel!

(Pretty sure the person did something wrong here...)

If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?

Cassian?

He'd be an anime character. I totally see him as an anime fanatic.

How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?

A lot.

Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?

Manon with Percy or Amren...

Amren. They can be bloodthirsty badasses together.

6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Percy and Feyre? Nope.

Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.

Amren and Lysandra?

Brave.

Amren is the evil bear dude, and Mysandra would be Merida.

The only one I can think of.

If 3 and 11 are going on a date, where would they go?

Manon and Mor...

Hunting trip.

Pick a song to describe a 5/12 fic.

Rowan and Harry?

Er... Blank Space.

Rowan be the one with the list, Harry be the unknowing victim.

Is there any evidence for 4/2?

Rhys and Amren?

Nope.

How hot would 7/3 be?

Feyre and Manon?

No thanks.

Can't see them together.

What's 1's secret kink?

... something having to do with either weapons or blood.

How about 12?

Harry? Using his wand.

Or perhaps 10?

Lysandra? Turning into an animal.

What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

Aelin, Manon and Rowan?

Drunk and Horny.

How about 2/4/6?

Amren, Rhys and Percy?

Innocent Subway.

Or even 7/8/9?

Feyre, Cassian and Azriel?

Yikes.

So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So Aelin has a relationship with Percy, but secretly wants Amren. Percy knows this and breaks off with Aelin to pursue Manon, who's with Mor. Mor is also with Lysandra, however, who's cheating on Mor with Cassian. Cassian finds out and cheats with Feyre, who is, in turn, cheating on Rhys. Aelin pursues Amren, who just broke up with Rowan, who's now after Azriel. Aelin gives up on this, and ends up with Harry, while Percy finally ends up with Manon.

Wow. What a mess.

Title a 6/10 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

Percy and Lysandra.

Drunk Love.

If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?

Aelin and Cassian... I'd be laughing at the chaos and mayhem they would bring.

If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?

Amren and Azriel?

Amren would probably top, but Azriel would take over sometimes. When she lets him.

What if it was 3 and 9?

Manon and Azriel?

Same as above.

4 and 9?

Rhys and Azriel.

Rhys would top, but would let Azriel do it sometimes.

Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?

Nope

Or 2 het?

Amren? I don't know.

Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.

Amren, Azriel and Feyre.

Hell no.

Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?

Mor and Harry?

Nope.

Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

No one would be outraged... most would be either annoyed or amused, while Percy would be disturbed, and Harry would be completely embarrassed.