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Tired of bad grammar, spelling errors and authors with ZERO talent? These stories will solve that. The Best of the Best. No joke. Believe me, I've read them.

Thicker Than Blood by CorvetteClaire reviews
It is Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and Voldemort has returned to full power. The Death Eaters assault the castle and lay siege to it, injuring Draco and trapping the students inside. Chaos and much angst ensue. Eventual Harry/Draco slash (be warned!).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,064 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Your Words Are Gelignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Burn the Heart Out of You by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sidekick by Vescaus reviews
John struggles after the incident with Moriarty at the swimming pool. Sherlock fails to understand why. It all leads to much misunderstanding and angst.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Clostridium Botulinum by Fool Who Follows reviews
Another what if for the climax of TGG. "That little dizzy spell you had a couple of minutes ago wasn't just adrenaline, Doctor Watson." Friendship, but could be pre-slash if you like.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,562 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Remain with Me by endsoftime reviews
For every epic, life-altering explosion in a pool complex, there is an aftermath. Yet another post-Great Game "what if." Dreadfully unoriginal, with passing mention of spousal abuse, and gratuitous use of quotes from the episodes. I am sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On the Outs by endsoftime reviews
When generally decent people are incapable of understanding each other. A sequel to Remain with Me and The Hollow Men.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6399 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
You Remind Me by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Or "The five times a memory kept someone from really seeing Jim and the one person who learns to look past everything else and see him." Implied/light McKirk!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/5/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Learning Curve by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Or the five things Jim was forced to learn the hard way and the one thing that came easily to him. *Mentions of abuse, Tarsus, general angst, and K/S.*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Let Me Help by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Or the five times someone said, "I love you" and the one that meant so much more. Warnings: Implied abuse, rape, Tarsus, and Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/31/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Christmas With the Family by Lyricoloratura reviews
Jim loves Christmas - but his first Christmas in space is proving to be hard on him for a lot of reasons. Now it's up to his friends to make sure he gets the holiday he deserves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,017 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Known World by skypig21 reviews
Imprisoned by a cruel and repressive government, John, Rodney and Teyla are forced to make sacrifices to save each other's lives and keep the flame of hope burning. Warning: Very lightly implied noncon. Also, bugs.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,982 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
What We Bury by Ridley C. James reviews
A wrongful shooting takes a treacherous turn when a father's grief pushes him to seek vengeance on Steve McGarrett and the Five-0 Team.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,977 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Mourn What Can Never Be, Live What Still Can Be by gothraven89 reviews
On his day off, Steve finds himself looking after Grace. An innocently asked question has Steve revealing one of his darkest secrets to Grace. Later on it's Danny who decides to fix what's broken.Steve/Danny slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,144 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/24/2019 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Steve M., Danny W.
Into the Ocean by LoquitorLatinae reviews
Steve and Danny get kidnapped by a vicious gang and find themselves at sea with the gang's dangerous leader. Can they hold out until help comes or do they have what it takes to rescue themselves? Danny!whump, worried!Steve Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Art of Bad Timing by Mousme reviews
Danny has a condition he never bothered to tell Steve about.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
87 Seconds by Ridley C. James reviews
Steve gains unexpected insight into his father's life as a cop when Danny's survival is hanging in the balance.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Something More by Frisco reviews
After a mission goes horribly wrong, John and Rodney head out in a jumper to observe a nearby solar phenomenon. But no mission is ever simple.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
HIDDEN TALENTS by Maz101 reviews
"I never said I couldn't swim. I just said I choose not to." And that's not the only surprise from Danny Williams. Drama, Hurt and Friendship.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,152 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Most Dangerous When It Comes Late In Life by Mousme reviews
Steve gets the measles. Danny steps up.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Rictus by Sequitur reviews
How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Where the Teddybears Have Their Picnic by xenascully reviews
Tony goes missing for over a month. When the team finds him, he's not the man they knew...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,121 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Code Red by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Not all of the team's calls start with a dead body. Warnings—for language and graphic violence—apply as always, and also the standard disclaimer: I do not own NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,001 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
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