This is hilarious, I love it.

While I understand how such a relationship can work out with someone like Lee I don't know how polyamory would and be called love.

Thinking about it, love as I know it doesn't really exist to begin with. Everything is but a byproduct of humanity designed to be a social being and to reproduce. Monogamous relationships are worshiped as what a true relationship should be just beacause the current society was built with this tradition.

What Im currently feeling is just my brain having its beliefs being challenged and recurring to deem the problematic concept as 'bad'. The sad truth is that love doesn't exist. It is just selfishness inherent to our genes that makes us compete for offspring.

Life is a beautiful lie that hurts so fucking much. I hate how everything I know, have and desire is the product of such a fucked up system.

Thank you

This is not the 'fast forward to Canon timeline' story I wanted, but eh, close enough for now. Definitely amusing, for one.
Having a bit of a morbid curiosity, what would happened if the events of Minako happened in the haremverse? I can just see the gears spinning in Kushina's head.

A bit unrelated, it seems like the bodies made by Lee kinda don't age... At all. So did she accidentally solve the problem Lenin (both of them) spent so much time on?

I just have to appropriate the magnificent seven nickname. It's just... Wow.

And I think I know what angle you're going here with Naruto, and it's also amusing.

UwU

Lamo wht a funny reaction Naruto has. Cute & smexy scene here. Hehe.

I agree with randomranter.. Lee is such an overwhelmingly powerful character and yet so likeable and not like a Mary Sue at all.. she doesnt deserve to be a thirdweel with a flakey Minato and lusty Kushina. She deserves a Minato who can only look at her, choose her above all else, stare unflinchingly at the God beneath. My OTP would always be MinatoLee.. where you dont even need an ‘and’ to separate them

This is adorable and now I kinda want Minato and Kushina and Lee to be dating while Lee and Tobirama date.

I adored this fic, and I especially loved Hatake "don't you dare touch my sister" Kakashi!

if you want sequel you can have an apperance of grandpa shinigami.
great chapter, keep writing good stories.

Just reread this and ahhh I still love it

At first when I started reading the first part of the chapter I was thinking Naruto you dog you want Sasuke and Sakura both. Just like his old man. Then I was like a HariNarutoShikamaru sandwich then I remembered Hari was his sister so no. And Then I was like shikakuLeeMinato sandwich. Now I'm like the possibilities. Now I'm thinking about shikako Yoshino and Lee but somehow that seems wrong.

Is this the best Kakashi ever? It very well might be.

And thus Minato becomes the greatest Sinobi ever, loved by many, feared by many more. He is both admired and pitied in equal measure.

In his right arm, he holds the lovely red haired Uzumaki Kushina ... fuinjitsu mistress, jinchūriki of the 9 tail, most powerful of the tailed beast, able to highhandedly destroy armies. In his left arm, he holds the red haired monster, Eru Lee... God of Shinobi, destroyer Villages, only Nin with surrender on sight order, for upon see her is to see your own death.

To injure the yellow flash is to see your comrades death, your Village laid waste, your people driven before Konoha and your women lamenting. None dare injure the yellow flash for fear of his red demons. They are the inviolable shield that protect him.

Yet the yellow flash is also pitted. Now rides astride two demons, he may never leave, else he be torn limb from limb and eaten

Great is Namikaze Minato.