Lol poor Neal! This brings back not so fond memories! WORSE CRAP EVER. I was only fortunate that I am a contact wearer so I didn't have the problem of opening my eyes and blinking against the pain. I made the mistake of inhaling like Neal did, felt like I snorted Cayenne Peppers from hell. Helpful tip I learned from classmates was to skip your nighttime shower and go to sleep with the stuff on after the initial water spray. Since it's oil it dries and crusts on your face overnight so in the morning you can get the rest of it off with a dry towel in the morning. Big difference between 24 hours of pain and 3 days of life in general reactivating it at random times. Great story!

This was cute! Poor Neal! It just kept getting worse. And Peter was great, telling Neal he knew it was bad when Neal didn't even complain about his suit. I was not familiar with this product, my goodness, it sounds terrible!

It has been many years since I was sprayed (military). Yeah, it sucked. My whole face turned red, just like you described Neal. Cute story. Brought back (not so fond) memories!

Woah I feel educated and now wish my worst enemy to never even go through this I feel bad for Neal.

Really enjoyed this.

That shit is cruel... Poor Neal. i would have totally offered a swing at the guy who sprayed him lol

I'm so sorry for your pain, too. Just... wow.

This was perfect. I never knew you could mix h/c with humor. Well Done!

I think OCsprayed!Neal is my favorite Neal of them all.

ouch...

Im so glad you decided to share you pain, you poor thing. Loved the story it was funny and different, i hadnt heard anything like this before :)

I read!
Poor Neal. And Poor you. Hope there's no lasting bad effect.

omg i can't stop laughing that was fantastic

Awesome fic! Poor Neal, and man, do I feel sorry for YOU!

Great story, though I'm sorry you wrote it from experience, that stuff sounds really nasty!

Sounds like a hideous experience, but it turned into an excellent story. (Not sure if that's a comfort, though...)