I love the line Joker used. "Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental"

I bet he took the kids to see Despicable Me LOL

I think every kid would want this version of the Joker and Harley Quinn to be their parents.

It's a shame that DC had to separate the clowns. Personally, I think it's one of their bigger mistakes. They didn't have a healthy relationship, but they were both insane. It was meant to be funny.
It would've been great if DC wrote stories like yours. Seriously, all your missing is comic panels.
These fanfics put a smile on my face.

I always love the Jokers bedtime stories. I hope you do another one.

That was hilarious, loved the ending

Would of been 10 out of 10 if you had put in a lil smut ! Hehe

Why does he instantly think that joker is a threat...then again joker is telling the story...

This is the cutest story I've ever read. :D

Interesting seeing Ivy trying to kill Harley. This was an interesting mix of genres. Nice work :-) Pmed you

Loved it like all your fics

Ahhh I just love that end. I see we're not wanted to view such rated R antics lol. And Ivy getting a happy ending with Twofers was a nice touch. Said it before and I'll say it again love your stories :D

Hahah, what a great ending to a great story!

This was amazing. I just love it. It was adorable. I can't think of other things to say because all I'm feeling right now is the joy I got from reading this story. And can't wait for the next one!

This is just a brilliant story! I seriously enjoyed reading every chapter and the part that made me laugh the most was when Johnny fainted! I can definitely imagine that! Great job!

love it. :)

AHHHH! I love the sort of breaking of the fourth wall that's going on here. I know that he's not talking directly to the reader, but I still find the escapes from the story into the real world really funny and wonderful. Gosh, this is great!