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Joined 09-29-12, id: 4281685, Profile Updated: 06-30-19
Author has written 8 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
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Distorted by HoistTheColours reviews
Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,812 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Joker
The Ringmaster by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to get her killed half the time. [Bad Jokes 2]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Joker - Complete
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Little Night Music by You Are Love reviews
Sometimes between the love and the hate, the lies and the truth, the only thing that brings clarity is music.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 319,391 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Monster by ManiacallyLoveable reviews
His thoughts were still a mystery to her; she guarded herself for the possibility that his sincerity and passion towards her was limited to the flesh and that he could throw her to the wolves in a moment if he thought it to be to his advantage. Even then, he provided her with a cure she so desperately sought; treatment she could get from no other.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 182,849 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Loki, Sif - Complete
Heroes and Villains by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
What if Batman wasn't the hero Gotham deserved, or the hero of Gotham at all? What if the real hero was a man the world knew as the Clown Prince of Crime? Thanks to blackcat9517 for the amazing suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,480 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Rosy Nightingale by Erik'sLittleLotte56 reviews
"I was made for you alone," Christine said. "But you thought I betrayed you." Inspired by the short story, "The Wicker Husband". One-shot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Only Place by sheepshanks reviews
What if Erik and Christine had been the childhood sweethearts and Erik had to steal Christine away from Raoul? A Modern day. Please read and review! COMPLETE- Under Revision.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,055 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Wrackspurts by Juliette's solo act reviews
One-shot. Blaise Zabini is a boy who has learnt to close himself off from others; Luna Lovegood is a girl whose openness has earned her nothing but trouble and the nickname 'Loony'. Can Blaise overcome his prejudices and learn to see Luna as she truly is? These are three moments that changed Blaise forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Luna L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Insanity Ensues by VampPhan reviews
After the kiss, Erik wakes up to find himself on the set of the 2004 movie, playing himself. At the same time, Gerry is taken back to 1870 and is now the actual Opera Ghost. Someone must have divided by zero.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,318 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7948 - Favs: 9,289 - Follows: 3,937 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pansy's Revenge by frostykitten reviews
An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malady by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Joker - Complete
Erik, the Date Phantom by Lady Rosesong reviews
POTO meets HITCH. Despite his hideously scarred face, Erik uses his knowledge on romance to help other men. Christine Davis is a magazine writer who believes romance is dead. Can these two find love, even when they've given up hope? EC and MOC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,702 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Erik, Christine
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Diary Of An Erik by L'ange d'Erik reviews
A tale of how true love triumphs over all. Actually, it's more a tale of blueberry waffles, foosball tables, and cherry lip gloss, but who am I to say? Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,015 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
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Shattered Mirrors reviews
That which is good and pure on the outside is not always so on the inside. Wicked themes. Every motive you've ever heard in the musical/book was a painful exaggeration by none other than our favorite spoil-sport. Brief Humor. E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,895 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Erik, Christine
The Dark Lord's Bank Account reviews
There is no surplus or deficit. There is only money, and those who are too weak to seek it... A series of short stories concerning the variety of things that the darkest of lords hates. W ARNING: VOLDEMORT PARODY. MOSTLY CANON, EXCEPT IN CHARACTERIZATION. MILD LANGUAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Untouchable reviews
Erik never loved Christine, he only used her to get to someone else. There was someone much more appealing to him... WARNING: EXTREMELY NONCANON PARODY ONESHOT
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Erik, Christine, Carlotta - Complete
Dentist reviews
Arkham's resident dentist is in for a surprise when Batman's newest catch is dragged in. The Joker is not one to be trifled with. Set immediately after TDK. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Trial reviews
The Joker stands trial for his crimes in Bane's kangaroo courts during TDKR. What he finds surprises him. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Joker - Complete
Phantom Wishes reviews
The dangers of an opera ghost, a spoiled noble, and a Prima Donna creating New Year's resolutions, and the crazy mess that follows. Just a humorous story told in a few chapters. Starts in the downtime after the unmasking but before the rooftop confessions. NOW COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Voyages with Vampires reviews
No one ever knew exactly what happened between Quirrell and the vampire that scarred him for life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
Flow reviews
One-shot. Christine takes a trip to the very beach she met Raoul at. After the crazy shennanigans at the Opera House, she finds peace with her past.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete