name: spritz when online

age: 32

occupation: professional lurker and fanfiction connoisseur

ok, so i never intended to write fanfiction but got this account so i could comment on all the stories that block anonymous reviewers and used it to collect favorites. on occasion i get attacked by a plot bunny, but i usually appease them by finding a story that resembles said bunny. on a very rare occasion i'll have a particularly vicious bunny where i can't find anything similar enough to placate it; on these occasions i have been motivated to write. they're few and far between.

at the beginning of 2011 i started a voyager fanfic (fire & ice) that has officially killed my lurker status. i decided to start posting it for the international day of femslash. it's not really finished but is sort of at a midpoint that i decided was finished enough to stand on its own for however long it takes me to write the rest. except now it's been years and i've been royally sidetracked from fire and ice. i'm sorry, i have no idea when i'll get back to it.

(here, have some drabbles and minifics instead...)

((really i've pretty much moved over to ao3 at this point... no new fics tho))

o.O;