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 Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Witcher, Captain America, Heavy Rain, Hellblazer, and Twilight. Transformative works policy: Blanket permission to create transformative works. I grant blanket permission for the works here to be used transformatively, and interpreted broadly: remixed, sequeled, translated, podficced, fic'd, filked, artified, or otherwise used as a base for other fanfic works, so long as you notify me credit me for my work and link back to the original source. For anyone who does have any questions, feel free to contact me. Happy reading, troops! https:///blog/keepcalmandexpectopatronum934 |
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The Trouble With Polyjuice by LilyEvansDouble reviews
When Harry, Ron, and Hermione took the Polyjuice potion in 2nd year they never dreamed that it would uncover a lie that Lily Potter worked hard to hide. With the truth comes a new life for Harry because it brings him a whole new family. Or at the very least, a new father. Join Harry as life as he knows it is turned upside down. WARNINGS! Eventual OC for Sev.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,780 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Proposal reviews
Geralt is a pushy boss who forces his young assistant, Jaskier, to marry him in order to keep his visa status in Redania and avoid deportation to Rivia.
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/31 - Geralt
Wanted reviews
Detective Steve Rogers is a member of the New York City Police Department's elite Stakeout Unit. When he and his team are tasked with observing an escaped convict's ex-boyfriend—one James Buchanan Barnes—complications set in when Steve falls head over heels for Barnes.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,472 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/13 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Always a Better Lover than a Fighter Spanish Translation
Geralt of Rivia, the legendary witcher, is feared by man and monster alike. But what, pray tell, does the infamous Butcher of Blaviken fear most? Dealing with his feelings for Jaskier, apparently.
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,371 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9 - Geralt - Complete
Two Houses reviews
Harry and Draco have returned to Hogwarts to complete their final year of education, and both are unhappy to see the other. But when they are cast in the starring roles in the school production of Romeo and Juliet, they begin to see each other in a new light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,792 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 7/31/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Always a Better Lover than a Fighter reviews
Geralt of Rivia, the legendary witcher, is feared by man and monster alike. But what, pray tell, does the infamous Butcher of Blavekin fear most? Dealing with his feelings for Jaskier, apparently.
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24 - Complete
Haste Ye Back Spanish Translation reviews
Después de graduarse de Hogwarts, Scorpius Malfoy se muda a Edimburgo para estudiar en la universidad. Invita a su mejor amigo, Albus Severus Potter, a quedarse con él durante las vacaciones de Navidad. Las vacaciones serían perfectas si no fuera por los sentimientos crecientes y confusos de Albus sobre su mejor amigo. Translation and Cover Art by Slythmoon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Sirius's Furry Little Problem reviews
Sirius Black is many things, but a romantic is not one of them. But as he and Remus are about to celebrate their first Valentine's Day together, he's determined to pull out all the stops and get his boyfriend the best gift ever. Of course, these things are always easier said than done. Who'd have thought telling someone how much you love them was such hard work?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 6/7/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alegre Paseo reviews
Albus roba el auto volador de su abuelo y lleva a Scorpius a dar un alegre paseo. Spanish translation of the story Joy Ride. Translation and Cover Art by Slythmoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Baptism by Fire reviews
When the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor arrives in a dramatic fashion, Minerva McGonagall is incensed. She remembers John Constantine well from his school days - he was an arrogant troublemaker who was too smart for his own good. It doesn't look like much has changed over the years...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellblazer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 10/16/2018 - Albus D., Minerva M., Horace S., J. Constantine - Complete
Foreseen reviews
Jasper Hale is none too pleased when his best friend, Alice, sets him up on a blind date with a mystery man.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Harry P., Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story reviews
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a sex chequebook, of course. Sirius gives Remus an early Christmas present - a novelty chequebook with various sexy gifts to cash in. High-jinks, hilariously awkward situations and gratuitous amounts of sex ensue over a twelve day period on the lead up to Christmas Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who Will Stop the Rain reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is missing, the next intended victim of the Origami Killer.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
He Who Must Not Be Disobeyed reviews
When Albus attends a London sex club for the first time, he doesn't know what to expect. His close friend, Bathilda, assures him that there is something for everyone at the club. Despite his initial trepidations, Albus may have found just what he has always been looking for in the form of the enigmatic and alluring dom known as Maître de la Mort... Co-authored with BrandonStrayne
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Albus D., Aberforth D., Bathilda B., Gellert G. - Complete
It's Raining Drarry reviews
After a quiet evening at home, the last person Draco expected to see on his doorstep in the torrential rain was a very wet and very naked Harry Potter. (Written for HP Drizzle Fest 2018)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Joy Ride reviews
Albus steals his grandfather's flying car and takes Scorpius for a joy ride. Written for Scorbus Fest 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Arthur W., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Draco! reviews
Draco turns thirty-eight today and Harry has a lovely present for him to celebrate the occasion...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Complete
Haste Ye Back reviews
After graduating from Hogwarts, Scorpius Malfoy moves to Edinburgh to study at university. He invites his best friend, Albus Severus Potter, to stay with him over the Christmas holidays. The holiday would be perfect if it weren't for Albus' growing and confused feelings about his best friend...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Harry P., Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Nowhere Boy reviews
Sirius Black never found much happiness at Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. That isn't to say that it wasn't centre stage to some of the most important moments in his life. If nothing else, Sirius could always take solace in his music.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 4/26/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., Regulus B., Orion B. - Complete
Fore Play reviews
It's been twenty years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Hermione's hopes for a peaceful, relaxing holiday are quickly dashed as she and Draco Malfoy cross paths again in the most unexpected place imaginable. Sparks (and balls) immediately fly between them. It may not be the peaceful holiday she had intended, but it was certainly going to be memorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Viktor K., Daphne G. - Complete
Incendium reviews
Severus and Tonks are in a happy and loving relationship. Everything would be perfect were it not for Severus'...affliction. Despite exploring all avenues, he is no closer to solving his magical malady. His last hope however comes in the form of none of than Healer Neville Longbottom. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Severus S., N. Tonks, Neville L. - Complete
Three Grumpy Gits and a Baby reviews
Trouble finds Harry. Again. Are you really that surprised? He certainly isn't. When Harry is accidentally turned into a baby, it's down to Sirius, Remus and Snape to take care of him. Surprising revelations come to light as they are forced to work together to find a cure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,847 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Revelio reviews
The Yule Ball is fast approaching and all anyone can talk about is finding a date. Draco, Greg and Vince (albeit reluctantly) join the search, with surprising results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Draco M., Pansy P., Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Flowers for All Occasions reviews
Four years after the end of the war, Neville Longbottom had fulfilled one of his lifelong ambitions by opening up his own flower shop — Augusta's Florists. While he's happy enough, day to day life is a little mundane - that is until none other than Draco Malfoy comes crashing into his shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Theodore N. - Complete
We Open at the Close reviews
Draco & Harry are both struggling to come to terms with the events of 'Deathly Hallows' & find their place in the new world. When they are unexpectedly thrown back into each other's lives, things go as well as you might expect. But Harry believes in giving people second chances - he believes that everybody has a chance at redemption - even repentant Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,121 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 2/27/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
