GIPDAC

"I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this...this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken.' And, uh, the doctor says, 'Well, why don't you turn him in?' The guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and...But, uh, I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us...Need the eggs."

-Woody Allen (Annie Hall)

"Ordinary morality is only for ordinary people."

-Aleister Crowley

"I'm perfect; you're not. Can you handle that?"

-Gene Simmons

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Religion: Dragon Rouge/Very Agnostic (former Scientologist)

Sexual Preference: Bisexual

Status: Single

Appetite: Mostly Vegetarian (I do take some exceptions)

Politics: Communist

Race: Irish, German, Russian, Armenian, Native American, and Italian

Home: Richardson, Texas

Girl-Crush: Avril Lavigne

Guy-Crush: Jeffree Star

I am studying to be a Cryptozoologist and am going to join the International Society of Cryptozoology(ISC).

More About Me: Androgynous, Obsessive, Neurotic, Controllative, Addictive Personality, Hypochondria, Materialist, Antivivisectionist, Apostasist, Anti-Religious, Pessimist, Escapist, Emotivist, Egocentric, Satyrism, Hebephrenia, Monomanic, Germphobia, Roachphobia, Claustrophobia, Arachnophobia, Egoist, Individualist, Existentialist, Hedonist, Mild-Nihilist, Cosmicist, Teleologist, Objectivist, Mild-Misanthrope(but I love my friends & family), Counter-Cultural, Egomaniacal, Vertigo, I am also a very needy person(if I can't talk to any of my friends I go completely nuts), I can read & speak German, read Swedish, read French, read Armenian, belief in Werewolves, belief in Vampires, belief in Dragons, belief in all Cryptozoological creatures, belief that Frankenstein is scientifically possible, belief that Jurassic Park is scientifically possible, belief in UFOs, belief that dead bodies can be brought back as Zombies, belief in portals to other dimensions, and belief in Ritualistic Magic.

The basic way to describe me is this: a Bisexual, older version of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore (Alvin & The Chipmunks) all combined together. I'm manipulative and devious and act like a kid (Alvin), I'm smart and serious (Simon), and inside I get scared and lonely very easily (Theodore). Because of my beliefs and my mind, I've been called a "sinner" innumerable times. But, do not judge me...My friends all say I'm one of the nicest, although strangest, people they know. PS: To those who have called me a "sinner", FUCK YOU!! (You know who you are)

Favorite Movies: College, The Dark Knight, Alvin & The Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman, Alvin & The Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein, Alvin & The Chipmunks, The Chipmunk Adventure, Read or Die, Cloverfield, Sweeney Todd, Death Sentence, Incident At Loch Ness, Shine A Light, Rat Race, Over the Hedge, Barnyard, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Man Who Fell To Earth, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, Quentin Tarantino's Movies, John Waters' Movies, This Filthy World, Midnight Movies: From the Margin to the Mainstream, David Cronenberg's Movies, Kung Fu Panda, No Country For Old Men, Iron Man, Speed Racer, The Kingdom, Across The Universe, Pittsburgh, The Heartbreak Kid, Superbad, Dan In Real Life, The Bucket List, Surf's Up, Wolf Creek, Four Rooms, Pirates of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Saw, 30 Days of Night, Scarface, Faces of Death series(except for the animal scenes; I always skip those, except for "An Unusual Dining Experience"), Herschell Gordon Lewis' Horror Movies, Black Christmas, Story of People In Peace & War, Dario Agento's Movies, A Face in the Crowd, American Gangster, Raising Arizona, We Own The Night, There Will Be Blood, Tanya's Island, Letters From Iwo Jima, Wild Hogs, The Departed, The Blair Witch Project, American Psycho, Stranger With a Camera, Capote, Infamous, Tyler Perry's Movies, The Punisher, Fracture, The Big Lebowski, It Came From Beneath The Sea, 28 Weeks Later, Bobby, The Invasion, Evan Almighty, Meet Joe Black, Lions For Lambs, Happy Feet, Balto series, All That Jazz, Open Season, Bad Taste, Silent Night Deadly Night series, Snuff, Puppet Master series, Dr. Giggles, Woody Allen's Movies, Sherrybaby, The Burning, Madman, 28 Days Later, Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, Numerous Gory 60's-80's Slasher Films, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Ratatouille, Bug, Saw 3, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Unbreakable, Lady In The Water, Stuart Little, R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet, Apocalypto, Dollman, The Bourne Trilogy, Hostel: Part 2, Hostel, Hideous!, It's Alive! Trilogy, Kangaroo Jack, Anything with David Spade, Juno, The Pit & The Pendulum(1990), Head of The Family, Meridian: Kiss of The Beast, Oblivion 1 & 2, Dead Silence, Caligula, Zoo, Lolita(1997), Irreversible, KISS: Attack of The Phantoms, Oliver & Company, Tenacious D In The Pick of Destiny, Paul Verhoeven's Movies, Heavy: The Story of Metal, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, Pirates of The Caribbean 3: At World's End, The Blues Brothers, Dolls, Kissed, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Blues Brothers 2000, Zombie, Pan's Labyrinth, Shallow Grave, House of Wax, Ferngully, Little Man, Batman Returns, Batman & Robin, Batman, Catwoman, Going To Pieces: The Rise And Fall of The Slasher Film, The Castle of Cagliostro, 13 Ghosts, Forbidden Temptations, Nightcaps: Forbidden Lust, Bikini Pirates, The Best Sex Ever, Spirited Away, Talladega Nights, Edward D. Wood Jr.'s Movies, Night of The Living Dead series, Michael Moore's Movies, The Birdcage, Indie Sex, 8 Films To Die For, The Drug Years, My Bloody Valentine, Happy Birthday, Pumpkinhead series, Digimon: The Movie, April Fool's Day, Beyond The Sea, Kim Possible: So The Drama, Arthur & The Invisibles, John Cameron Mitchell's Movies, The Dentist, The Night Listener, Stay Alive, American Gun, Pulse, The Covenant, Little Miss Sunshine, Creepshow, At The Earth's Core, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Hideaway, Blood Dolls, El Topo, Boa, Them!, Bloody Mama, The Bird With The Crystal Plummage, Raw Meat, Rosemary's Baby, Austin Powers in Goldmember, 101 Dalmatians, Lucky Number Sleven, IdleWild, Halloween series, Godzilla series(originals), Alien series, Predator, Alien vs. Predator, Hulk, Tremors series, Terminator series, Glory, Matrix Trilogy, John Hughes' Movies, Jurassic Park series, Mad Max series, Psycho series, Hitch, Rambo series, Rocky series, The Undying Monster, Gremlins series, Easy Rider, Hoffa, One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest, American Pie series, Beware! Children At Play, Necromantik 1 & 2(tied), Cannibal Holocaust, I Drink Your Blood, The Cave, Werner Herzog's Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, Zombie Holocaust, Stanley Kubrick's Movies, Jose Mojica-Marins' Movies, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, The US vs. John Lennon, Natural Born Killers, Labyrinth, Hot Fuzz, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Rose Red, Kevin Smith's Movies, Braindead, Decline of Western Civilization 1 & 2, Thriller, Mardi Gras Massacre, Star Wars series, Star Trek series, Attack of The Killer Tomatoes, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Condemned, The Shining(original), 30's-70's Giant Monster & Sci-Fi Movies, Terry Gilliam's Movies, For A Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Mission: Impossible series, Children of The Corn series, The Graduate, The Song Remains The Same, Silent Hill, Anything With Pauly Shore, World Trade Center, Escape From New York, Spike Lee's Movies, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Haunted Honeymoon, Nora Ephron's Movies, Venom, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Lilo & Stich series, The Cotton Comes To Harlem, 70's Blaxploitation Movies, Critters series, Mel Brooks' Movies, This Is Spinal Tap, The Hitcher(2007), Trick Or Treat, The Messengers, But I'm A Cheerleader, Dirty Dancing, Another Gay Movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, The Sixth Sense, Once Upon A Forest, Brokeback Mountain, Ghoulies series, King Kong(2005), Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Babe, Babe 2, The Squid And The Whale, All Over Me, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Saw 2, Movie Movie, and A Fistful of Dollars.

Favorite Music: KISS, See-Saw, Elton John, Coldplay, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, Black Sabbath(Ozzy Years), Pink Floyd, Marilyn Manson, Alvin & The Chipmunks, The Chipettes, Ross Bagdasarian Sr./David Seville, Queen, Radio Werewolf, My Chemical Romance, Twisted Sister, Soul Coughing, Lou Bega, Alice Cooper, Pilot Speed, Slipknot, George Baker Selection, Blue Swede, BJ Thomas, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Stealer's Wheel, Quiet Riot, Skid Row, John Lennon, The Beatles, Willie Nelson, The Monkees, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, The Shocking Blue, Waylon Jennings, David Allen Coe, Bob Dylan, Eminem, DragonForce, Terry Jacks, A-Ha, Therion, Three Dog Night, Maroon 5, Blue Oyster Cult, Meat Loaf, Vanilla Ice, Godsmack, Poison, Guns 'N' Roses, LA Guns, Hollywood Rose, Bruce Springsteen, Def Leppard, WASP, Thin Lizzy, Motley Crue, Ratt, Lizzy Borden, Slaughter, Stone Temple Pilots, Wolfmother, 38 Special, Modest Mouse, Jimmy Buffet, Ben Folds, Grand Funk Railroad, Merle Haggard, Hank Williams, Kris Kristofferson, Billy Joe Shaver, Shadowseeds, Shadowseeds II - Mitternacht Lowe, Billy Joel, O-Zone, The Byrds, Firehouse, Dangerous Toys, Warrant, Dokken, Van Halen, Cannibal Corpse, Louis Armstrong, Bobby Darin, Abdel Wright, Avril Lavigne, Jim Croce, Vampire Weekend, Theatres Des Vampires, Van Morrison, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Youngbloods, Syd Barrett, Black Sabbath(Dio Years), Rivera '64, The Sex Pistols, Neil Young, Neil Diamond, Bruce Scott, Robert C. Wayne, High School Jim, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Hank Williams Jr., Eddie Raven, Dwight Yoakam, Johnny Cash, Buck Owens, Slim Whitman, Jimmie Dale Gilmore, Billy Ray Cyrus, Brad Paisley, Dio, Rainbow, Black Sabbath(Other Years), Heaven & Hell, Weird Al Yankovic, Alice In Chains, Aly & AJ, Van Halen, Steppenwolf, They Might Be Giants, Deep Purple, Gary Jules, Judas Priest, Kid Rock, Foghat, Bedouin Soundclash, Brooks & Dunn, OutKast, Public Enemy, Run-DMC, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Soulja Boy, Ice-T, 50 Cent, The Sleeping, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Iron Maiden, Lamb of God, Iron Butterfly, Wang-Tu Clan, The Beach Boys, The Zombies, The Animals, America, Bob Seger & Silver Bullet Band, Puddle of Mud, Mastodon, Bing Crosby, Don McLean, Harry Nilsson, Cat Stevens, Tenacious D, Will Smith, ZZ Top, Pantera, Job For A Cowboy, Linkin Park, Sevendust, The Shins, Avenged Sevenfold, All American Rejects, R. Kelly, Danzig, Circa Survive, Kim Wilde, Martha & The Vandellas, The Psychadelic Furs, Slayer, Motorhead, Andy Griffith, Silverchair, Led Zeppelin, The Bee Gees, Marvin Gaye, Mayhem, Lita Ford, Cattle Decapitation, Tesla, Necrophagis, Shadows Fall, Soul Asylum, George Thorogood, As I Lay Dying, AC/DC, Black Metal Church, Disturbed, 3 Inches of Blood, Ugly Kid Joe, Dimmu Borgir, Nat King Cole, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Faith No More, Torture Killer, In This Moment, Cobra Starship, Megadeth, Deftones, Egypt Central, Electric Light Orchestra, Loretta Lynn, Five Finger Death Punch, DeVotchKa, Cryptopsy, Siouxsie & The Banshees, MC Hammer, Atreyu, Old 97's, Santana, Nevada Tan, Dean Martin, Whitesnake, Mr. Big, Alan Jackson, Venom, Deicide, Hatebreed, Cradle Of Filth, Three Days Grace, Flyleaf, Frank Sinatra Jr., Earth Wind & Fire, Lionel Richie, Disembowelment, Will Young, Pain, The Greatful Dead, LL Cool J, The Doors, Dethklok & Dr. Rockso & Snakes 'N' Barrels from "Metalocalypse", The Who, Iced Earth, Jimmy Eat World, Anthrax, Sweet, Type O Negative, Europe, John Mayer, Roy Orbison, Staind, Elvis Costello, Bob Marley & The Wailers, The Dream, Evanescence, Dark Funeral, Sam Kinison, Jethro Tull, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, U2, Spooky Tooth, Bucky Heard, REM, Righteous Brothers, Rodger Hodgson, Lorne Green, Jerry Lee Lewis, Eddy Arnold, Heart, Adam Sandler, Dennis Leary, Orange Goblin, Kevin Spacey, The Blues Brothers, Ray Charles, Bo Diddley, BB King, Spinal Tap, Nine Inch Nails, Napalm Death, Ra, Dire Straits, Wings, Simon & Garfunkel, Beastie Boys, Incubus, Sum 41, Chicago, Joe Jackson, Allman Brothers Band, GTR, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Conway Twitty, Charley Pride, Camp Freddy, Fugees, Clay Aiken, Keith Urban, Chimaira, Killswitch Engage, Gomez, Tomorrow, Oingo Boingo, Mudvayne, Between The Buried And Me, Hatebreed, Rise Against, Sea Wolf, Nile, Bad Religion, Hurt, Starsailor, Metallica, Velvet Revolver, David Byrne, Rod Stewart, Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, Talking Heads, Eric Clapton, Buckcherry, Smashing Pumpkins, Chuck Berry, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Machine Head, Giant Squid, Byzantine, Blink-182, Soundgarden, Depeche Mode, Barry White, Tom Jones, Echo & The Bunnymen, Suicidal Tendencies, The Dead Milkmen, Warzone, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, P. Diddy, The 5th Dimension, Bullet For My Valentine, Death Cab For Cutie, Kansas, Evans Blue, All That Remains, Pat Travers, Nazareth, Jimi Hendrix, Black Light Burns, Dublin Death Patrol, Local H, The Hellacopters, Thrice, Burden Brothers, Satanic Metal, Classic Rock, Death Metal, 50's Music, Country, Heavy Metal, Alternative Rock, and Norwegian Black Metal.

Favorite TV Shows: The Office(American), .hack//Sign, Alvin & The Chipmunks, .hack//Legend of the Twilight, .hack//Roots, .hack//Liminality, The Alvin Show, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Back At The Barnyard, Jerry Springer, Wolf Lake, One Tree Hill, SpongeBob SquarePants, Cowboy Bebop, American Dragon: Jake Long, Digimon(seasons 3, 2, 1, in that order, and hate other seasons), Swamp Thing, Kim Possible, Star Trek, T.J. Hooker, 101 Dalmatians: the series, 2 Stupid Dogs, Everybody Loves Raymond, Brandy & Mr. Whiskers, MonsterQuest, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Homicide: Life On The Street, Mission Hill, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Maury, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, The Oblongs, Squidbillies, The Boondocks, Code Lyoko, Roseanne, 8 Simple Rules, Til Death, The Lost World, House, Dexter, Masters of Horror, Silverwing, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Home Movies, The Smoking Gun, Assy McGee, Futurama, Sonic X, Blue Gender, The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy, Erotic Traveler, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Camp Lazlo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Trigun, Outlaw Star, Big O, Band of Brothers, iCarly, Supernatural, Law & Order, Truth or Scare, Hellsing, Animaniacs, Invader Zim, Tyler Perry's House of Payne, Matlock, Columbo, Diagnosis Murder, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Land of The Lost(original), Notorious, Drake & Josh, Smallville, Home Improvement, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Pinky & The Brain, Timon & Pumbaa, Chico & The Man, Naruto, Gilligan's Island, Twilight Zone(original), Metalocalypse, The Pink Panther, The Andy Griffith Show, The Angry Beavers, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Munsters, Six Feet Under, Eureka 7, The Fairly Odd Parents, Criss Angel Mindfreak, Celebrity Deathmatch, Zoboomafoo, Be The Creature, Inuyasha, Jackass, Lilo & Stich: the series, According To Jim, Family Ties, Pimp My Ride, Power Rangers Wild Force, Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue, Action League NOW!, The Buzz On Maggie, The Henry Rollins Show, Gomer Pyle USMC, Bleach, What I Like About You, The Partridge Family, and Dancing With The Stars.

Favorite TV Channels: Nickelodeon, IFC(Independent Film Channel), Chiller, Free Speech TV, Sci-Fi, TBS, USA, The Movie Channel, TCM, Reelz, Bio, A&E, TNT, Travel Channel, All Encore Channels, MSNBC, and AMC.

Favorite Books: Answered Prayers: The Unfinished Novel, In Cold Blood, The Dead Zone, Nightmares & Dreamscapes, Blaze, The Mothman Prophecies, Ivan T. Sanderson's Books, White Fang, The Dunwich Horror & Others, The Unknown, Brian Garfield's Books, Dreamcatcher, Different Seasons, Clive Barker's Books, William Saroyan's Books, Adam Bagdasarian's Books, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Lord of The Flies, Cryptozoology A To Z, Railway Ghosts & Highway Horrors, Loren Coleman's Books, John A. Keel's Books, Bernard Heuvelmans' Books, Karl Shuker's Books, KISS and Makeup, Roy P. Mackal's Books, Battlefield Earth, Steve And Me, Tales of The Fish Patrol, Moby-Dick, Thomas Karlsson's Books, Tommie Eriksson's Books, Vira Saturnio's Books, Paradise Lost, Stupid White Men And Other Sorry Excuses For The State of The Nation!, A New Slant On Life, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, Just One More Thing, Halo series, Calvin & Hobbes series, Farside series, Garfield series, Dagon & Other Macabre Tales, Tommyland, One More For The Road, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, The Great Gatsby, Tender Is The Night, This Side of Paradise, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Any Scientology Books, Roommates, Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health, Science of Survival, The Dynamics of Life, True Magick, Aleister Crowley's Books, The Hobbit, The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, The Last Don, Pierre, At The Mountains of Madness & Other Novels, The Fourth K, The Godfather, Fools Die, Cycle of The Werewolf, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Jewel of The Seven Stars, The Lair of The White Worm, Bunnicula series, Frankenstein, Silverwing, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World, Journey To The Center of The Earth, The God Delusion, Duma Key, George R.R. Martin's Books, Night Shift, Floating Dragon, The Running Man, It, Hannibal series, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Princess Bride, The Second World War, Black Sunday, Skeleton Crew, Private Parts, Miss America, The Long Walk, Jack London's Short Story Books, Battle-Pieces And Aspects of The War, Vladimir Nabokov's Books, The Sicilian, Beast, Books About 30's-70's Sci-Fi Monster Movies, Under The Moon, Hearts In Atlantis, Sunwing, Peter Benchley's Books, Desperation, The Green Mile, Harry Potter series, The Shining, Odd Thomas, The Gunslinger, Roadwork, The Stand, The Dark Half, Lisey's Story, Magic, On Writing, Everything's Eventual, The Machineries of Joy, The Truth About Vampires, Anton LaVey's Books, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Artemis Fowl series, The Deep, Needful Things, The Martian Chronicles, A Brief History of Time, Cell, Eragon, Eldest, 101 Dalmatians, The Raven & Other Poems, Ernest Hemingway's Books, The Prydain Chronicles, Forever Odd, Airborn, Friedrich Nietzsche's Books, Soren Kierkegaard's Books, Arthur Schopenhauer's Books, Fyodor Dostoyevsky's Books, Jean Jacques Rousseau's Books, Ayn Rand's Books, The Halloween Tree, Night Siege: The Hudson Valley UFO Sightings, The Necronomicon, The Necronomicon Spellbook, Four Past Midnight, Extra-Terrestrials Among Us, The Science of UFOs, The Collected Dialogues of Plato, Where's Waldo series, Ken Kesey's Books, Robert Graysmith's Books, Watchers, Tick Tock, Dune series, Shirlock Holmes series, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories, A Wrinkle In Time, Dinosaur World, Dinosaur Planet, Dinosaur Samurai, Dinosaur Warriors, The Call of The Wild, Lewis Carroll's Books, The Regulators, Mein Kampf, Hitler's Second Book, Poltergeist: Tales of The Supernatural, Aliens vs. Predator Trilogy, Guests, Earthsea series, The Science Fiction Hall of Fame series, Romeo & Juliet, War of The Worlds, The Hawthorne Treasury, The Chronicles of Narnia series, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, The Time Machine, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Eaters of The Dead, Grendel, Beowulf, The Keeper series, Darok 9, Rummies, The Starlight Barking, Skybreaker, Star Trek Memories, Star Trek Movie Memories, Danse Macabre, Thinner, I Am Not Spock, I Am Spock, I'm Not Really Here, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Poppy, Poppy & Rye, Stuart Little, The Search For The White Whale, The Wonderful World of Wizards, Charlotte's Web, Great Expectations, Christine, and Faust.

Favorite Characters(Who I Am A Lot Alike): Alvin(Alvin & The Chipmunks), Simon(Alvin & The Chipmunks), Theodore(Alvin & The Chipmunks), Impmon/Beelzemon(Digimon Season 3), Tsukasa(.hack//Sign), Ouka(.hack//Legend of the Twilight), Shugo(.hack//Legend of the Twilight), Sora(.hack//Sign), Rena(.hack//Legend of the Twilight), Freddy(Barnyard), Reeko(Stuart Little 3), Duke(Barnyard), Otis(Barnyard), Odd(Code Lyoko), Edward(Cowboy Bebop), Spike(Cowboy Bebop), Fogell/McLovin(Superbad), Cadpig(101 Dalmatians: the series), Mr. Blonde(Reservoir Dogs), Shadow the Hedgehog(Sonic X), RJ(Over the Hedge), Hammy(Over the Hedge), Shade Silverwing(Silverwing), Marina Brightwing(Silverwing), Sly Cooper(Namesake), Inuyasha(Namesake), Ed(Ed, Edd n' Eddy), Brandy(Brandy & Mr. Whiskers), Guilmon(Digimon Season 3), Renamon(Digimon Season 3), Takato(Digimon Season 3), Rika(Digimon Season 3), Terriermon(Digimon Season 3), Henry(Digimon Season 3), SpongeBob SquarePants(Namesake), Gomamon(Digimon Seasons 1 & 2), Lopmon/Antillamon(Digimon Season 3), Calumon(Digimon Season 3), Gatomon(Digimon Seasons 1 & 2), Gabumon(Digimon Seasons 1 & 2), Agumon(Digimon Seasons 1 & 2), Ozzie(Over the Hedge), Heather(Over the Hedge), Sonny Corleone(The Godfather), Stewie Griffin(Family Guy), and Brian(Family Guy).

Favorite Characters I Find Hot: Ouka, Alvin, Simon, Tsukasa, Shugo, Rena, Theodore, Impmon/Beelzemon, Freddy, Reeko, Duke, Odd, Edward, Cadpig, RJ, Hammy, Heather, Ozzie, Shadow the Hedgehog, Shade Silverwing, Marina Brightwing, Sly Cooper, Renamon, Rika, Brandy, Gatomon, Calumon, Inuyasha, Guilmon, Takato, Terriermon, Henry, Gomamon, and Lopmon/Antillamon.

Favorite Videogames: Area 51, Blacksite: Area 51, .hack series, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Over the Hedge, Shining Force(original for Sega Genesis), Half-Life series, Oddworld series, Starship Troopers, CarnEvil, Reservoir Dogs, The Ocean Hunter: The Seven Seas Adventure, Centipede!(1998), Geneforge series, Medal of Honor series, King Kong, Paper Mario, Toy Story 2, Lego Rock Raiders, The Godfather, Predator: Concrete Jungle, Sly Cooper Trilogy, Destroy All Humans, Destroy All Humans 2, Silent Hill series, Resident Evil series, Halo series, Kingdom Hearts series, Metroid series, Gun, Shadow of Colassus, FEAR, Time Crisis series, Crisis Zone, Animal Crossing, Rayman series, Comix Zone, Star Wars: Republic Commando, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Killzone, Guitar Hero series, Pokemon Ruby Version, Hammy Goes Nuts!, 101 Dalmatians 2: Puppies To The Rescue, Shadow the Hedgehog, Call of Duty series, Dead Rising, House of The Dead series, Hitman series, Evil Dead series, Super Mario Sunshine, Yoshi's Island, Warioland series, Jaws: Unleashed, Splinter Cell series, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Revenge of The Flying Dutchman, Sonic the Hedgehog series, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Manhunt, Quake series, Luigi's Mansion, Bully, Rogue Agent, Fable, and James Bond series.

Favorite Philosophers: L. Ron Hubbard, Aleister Crowley, Anton LaVey, Friedrich Nietzsche, Arthur Schopenhauer, Soren Kierkegaard, Georges Bataille, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Martin Heidegger, Michel Foucalt, Jean-Paul Sartre, Ayn Rand, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoreau, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Henri Bergson, Descartes, Protagoras, Plato, Socrates, Francis Bacon, Aristotle, Pythagoras, Iamblicus, Isaac Newton, and Herbert Spencer.

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Steve Carell, William Shatner, Bill Moseley, Ross Bagdasarian Jr., Ross Bagdasarian Sr., Bruce Willis, Sid Haig, Tim Roth, Tim Thomerson, David Spade, Brad Garrett, Tom Atkins, Matthew Lillard, Nathan Lane, John DiMaggio, Kath Soucie, Tom Kenny, John Ritter, Michael J. Fox, Peter Falk, Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger, Michael C. Hall, Mila Kunis, Verne Troyer, Phil Fondacaro, Paul Giamatti, Udo Kier, Pamela Segall, Leonardo DiCaprio, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, Tara Strong, Jack Nicholson, Steve Buscemi, Anthony Anderson, Clive Owen, Vince Vaughn, Daveigh Chase, Joaquin Phoenix, Michael Gross, Sean Bean, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Sacha Baron Cohen, Daniel Day-Lewis, Pauly Shore, Klaus Kinski, and Eva Mendes.

Favorite Graphic Novels: The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, Hellsing series, .hack//Legend of The Twilight series, Watchmen, Man-Thing series, Marvel Zombies series, Gene Simmons' Vault of Horror series, Sin City series, 300, The Abominations series, The Spirit series, Gold Diggers series, The Dark Knight Returns, The Punisher series, Halo Graphic Novel, The Sandman, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen series, Ronin, Marvel Civil War series, Spawn series, The Authority, Anything presented by Frank Frazetta, Captain America series, The Dark Knight Strikes Again, Superman: Speeding Bullets, and The Green Goblin series.

Favorite Comedians: George Carlin, Brian Posehn, Steven Wright, Steve Carell, David Spade, Brad Garrett, Nathan Lane, Ray Romano, Norm McDonald, Will Ferrell, Seth Rogen, Adam Sandler, John Goodman, Fred Willard, Robin Williams, Pauly Shore, Bob Saget, Ben Stein, Gilbert Gottfried, John C. Reilly, Roseanne Barr, Martin Mull, Lewis Black, Jeff Garlin, and Carlos Mencia.

Favorite Guitarists: Tony Iommi (Greastest Guitarist Ever), John 5, Slash, Paul Stanley & Ace Frehley, Randy Rhoads, Eddie Van Halen, Angus Young, and Jimmy Page.

Favorite Artists: Dirk Strangely, Tim Burton, Marilyn Manson, Clive Barker, Rei Izumi, Andy Warhol, Frank Frazetta, James Boyd, Derek Hegsted, Leonard Da Vinci, Vincent Van Gogh, Lewis Carroll, Kohta Hirano, Claus Hoie, Mark Slutzman, Lisa Litwack, Francis Cugat, Cliff Nielson, and Pablo Picasso.

Favorite Composers: Richard Band and Mark Watters(tied), Danny Elfman, Christopher Lennertz, Brian Clement-Foreman(My guitar teacher; he's made an album), Herschell Gordon Lewis, Richard Wagner, John Williams, Robert Rodriguez, Ludwig van Beethoven, Hans Zimmer, Rupert Gregson-WIlliams, Guy Moon, Quincy Jones, Paul Schaffer, and Marc Seales.

People Who've Inspired Me: Quentin Tarantino, Charles Band, Ross Bagdasarian Sr., Ross Bagdasarian Jr., William Saroyan, Adam Bagdasarian, Tim Burton, John Waters, Jerry Springer, Howard Stern, David Cronenberg, Ivan T. Sanderson, Rob Zombie, Stephen King, Steve Irwin, John A. Keel, H.P. Lovecraft, Marilyn Manson, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Alice Cooper, John Lennon, Hugh O'Connor, Jack London, Herman Melville, George Carlin, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Loren Coleman, Kenneth Anger, Robert Rodriguez, Bernard Heuvelmans, Brian Garfield, L. Ron Hubbard, Aleister Crowley, Anton LaVey, Michael Aquino, Friedrich Nietzsche, Vladimir Nobokov, Steve Carell, William Shatner, Bill Moseley, Abbie Hoffman, Truman Capote, Ragnar Redbeard, M. Night Shyamalan, Arthur Schopenhauer, Soren Kierkegaard, Clive Barker, Hans Brick, My 8th grade Pre-AP Language Arts Teacher Michael Westfall, Robert Service, Marquis de Sade, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Orrin Klapp, Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, Thomas Karlsson, Tommie Eriksson, Vira Saturnio, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Jules Verne, My 8th Grade Advisory Teacher Ms. Brown, My Guitar Teacher Brian Clement-Foreman, Bram Stoker, Michael Moore, Andy Warhol, John Dee, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin, Allesandro Cagliostro, Burton H. Wolfe, Oscar Wilde, Edgar Allen Poe, Austin Osman Spare, Ray Bradbury, Sigmund Freud, Frank Miller, Edward D. Wood Jr., Thomas Harris, Mario Puzo, Ernest Hemingway, Mary Shelley, John Milton, Lord Byron, Daniel Cohen, William Blake, My 8th grade Math Teacher John Blankenbaker, Nick Bougas, Karl Haushofer, John Michael Greer, Eliphas Levi, Sigurd Agrell, Jimmy Hoffa, J.R.R. Tolkien, Dan Brown, Philip Pullman, Fritz Lang, H.L. Mencken, Percy Bysshe Shelley, Ayn Rand, Reginald Marsh, Wilhelm Reich, Forrest J. Ackerman, Pythagoras, Karl Marx, and Robert Bloch.

Online People Who've Inspired Me: Luckintheshadows(), OrneryTexan, M. Martin(MySpace), Great Cthulhu(), Casey Curtis/Elycain, Synthetic-Nightmare(), SickChipMunkStories(now deleted, of which I'm very sad), Red Rover(Digimon Hentai Zone), Nichtmich(), ErictheRed(), Tiarhlu, Alt.Magnus, wally's girlfriend, I'm Black and Proud, Fr0stbyte, mrk21, Dendraica, and Chris Crocker(YouTube/MySpace).

People I Consider A Part of My Online Family: Will(MySpace), Luckintheshadows, M. Martin, I'm Black and Proud, Great Cthulhu, Nichtmich, Casey (the darkness within your light) (MySpace), OrneryTexan, and Synthetic-Nightmare.

My Politics: Hold public executions of all serial killers and child molestors, force the death penalty to be used in every state (I am a big supporter of it), stop animal lab testing (test it on criminals in prison), stop global warming, stop destroying the rainforests, stop polluting the ocean, make hunting for sport illegal, give the citizens the right to say when a President is stupid and careless and can say when they want him to leave office (I don't mean elections, I mean whenever we want), give us better health benefits, make us all stop paying for criminals in jail (why should we pay for them when we're the ones they've hurt?), allow gay marriage in every state, completely publicly execute the KKK and other similar groups, stop all imports from China, allow abortion in every state (help prevents overpopulation), and make the protests of same-sex marriages or funerals by religious groups illegal.

My Interests: Cryptozoology, Film Directing, Horror-Movieology, Nightside Tradition, Writing, Werewolves & Vampires, Animal Activism, Gay-Rights Activism, Environmentalism, UFOs, Dianetics, Louis Hutchinson, Cryptocetology, Marinebiology, Paranormal Investigations, Odinic Runosophy, Runology, Rune Mysticism, Gothicism, Left-Hand Path, Qliphoth, Apotheosis, Religion History, Alchemy, Astrology, Marshall Applewhite, Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, David Koresh, Jim Jones, Vlad The Impaler, WW2, The Backpack Killer, Charles Manson, Taboo, Zombies, The Zodiac Killer, Dean Corll, Jack the Ripper, Cryptography, Black & White Magic, Necromancy, Philosophy, Anthropology, The Barker Family, Poetry, Botanism, Demonology, and Bonnie & Clyde.

My Personal Religious Journey(in order): Christianity, Scientology, Atheism, LaVeyan Satanism, Truthism, Scientology, Wicca, Paganism, Atheism, Hinduism, Heaven's Gate, Truthism, Scientology, Agnosticism, Shamanism, Unitarian Universalism, Scientology, Taoism, LaVeyan Satanism, Theistic Satanism, Tantra, LaVeyan Satanism, Gnosticism, Hermeticism, Setianism, Rosicrucianism, Druidism, LaVeyan Satanism, Setianism, Dragon Rouge, Dark Paganism, Demonolatry, LaVeyan Satanism, Dragon Rouge, LaVeyan Satanism, Werewolfism(look up "Werewolf Religion" on Google), LaVeyan Satanism, Zoroastrianism, Yezidism, Dragon Rouge, Mithraism, LaVeyan Satanism, Hinduism, and am currently studying Dragon Rouge again.

Celebrities I've Met: Charles Band, George Romero, Alex Band, Tom Atkins, Dirk Strangely(drew a picture of me), James Boyd(friends with my mom), Bucky Heard, Harvey Stephen, Ken Foree, Tom Savini, and Dee Wallace Stone.

People I've seen in Concert(in order): Bucky Heard(5 times), Alex Band, Bruce Springsteen(with an appearance by Jon Bon Jovi), Brooks & Dunn, and Kenny Chesney.

Every September or October I go to Full Moon Entertainment Conventions (Puppet Master, Ghoulies), and I get to hang out with my idol, Charles Band, and meet tons of B-Movie actors and actresses. I absolutely love it.

Every Friday night I watch "Grind House" double-features on IFC (Independent Film Channel).

Alvin & The Chipmunks Albums I Have: Around The World With The Chipmunks, The Chipmunk Songbook, The Chipmunks Go To The Movies, The Chipmunk Adventure Soundtrack, Club Chipmunk: The Dance Mixes, The A-Files: Alien Songs, and The 2007 Movie Soundtrack.

Celebrities I Find Hot: Avril Lavigne, Ross Bagdasarian Jr., Mila Kunis, Alexis Bledel, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Eva Mendes, Halle Berry, Keira Knightly, Lindsay Lohan, Chad Michael Murray, Steve Carell, William Shatner(younger), Hilarie Burton, Sophia Bush, Jennifer Aniston, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Justin Timberlake, Ben Folds, Mariska Hargitay, Scarlet Johansson, Kirstin Bell, Jeremy Sisto, Christina Ricci, Justin Long, Sienna Miller, Ellen Page, Richard Belzer(don't ask why; I don't know), and Carmen Electra.

Favorite Instruments: Guitars(Electric, Acoustic, Bass) and Keyboards(Organ, Synthesizer, Piano).

Songs I Can Play On Guitar: Day Trippin', Pretty Woman, The Midnight Special, House of The Rising Sun, Daydream Believer, The Chipmunk Song, Witch Doctor(original), Folsom Prison Blues, I Walk The Line, Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain, On The Road Again, Hungry Eyes, Mama Tried, Daddy Frank, Seasons In The Sun, Everybody's Talkin', Get Together, and Bad Day.

Songs I Can Play On Keyboard: Satan Takes A Holiday, Answer Me, The Whirling Dervish, Chloe or The Song of the Swamp, Thine Alone, Golden Earrings, The More I See You, Money in my Clothes, Taboo, Giovanni, Yankee Rose, Hello Central Give Me No Man's Land, Blue Prelude, Softly As In a Morning Sunrise, Honolulu Baby, Variations on the Mooche, Here Lies Love, Dixie, If You Were the Only Girl in the World, and The Theme From The Movie "Satanis". (I basically like older songs that are easier to play)

My Favorite Plays: The Time of Your Life, The Slaughter of The Innocents, Sweeney Todd, The Cave Dwellers, Dracula, Bug, Any play by David Mamet, The Phantom of The Opera, A Christmas Carol, The Producers, Avenue Q, Death, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Fiddler On The Roof, The Lion King, Bash'd, Faust, subUrbia, Spamalot, The Stonemason, Romeo & Juliet, Hamlet, and MacBeth.

Plants I'm Growing: Venus Flytraps, Wolfs Bain, Bonzai Trees, Cacti, and Jalapeno Pepper Plants.

Things I Hate: Animal Abusers, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, George H. W. Bush, FCC, Republicans & Conservatives, Billy Graham, Rick Warren, MPAA, Jerry Seinfeld, Catholicism, Christianity & its Denominations(except Lutheranism), Religious People(unless they're my friends), Anti-Atheists, Yoko Ono, Stupid Comedy Movies & Annoying Comedians, KKK & Other Hate Groups, Homophobics, David Schwimmer, Conan 'O Brian, Jay Leno, Racists, Sexists, and Bullies.

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Osbourne

They couldn't see what I thought would be so obvious
They hide behind the laws they made for all of us
The ministry of truth that deals with pretense
The ministry of peace that sits on defense
I'm washing my hands of what they're trying to do
It's for me, it's for me, it's for you, it's for you

I'm just a rock 'n' roll rebel
I'll tell you no lies
They say I worship the devil
They must be stupid or blind
I'm just a rock 'n' roll rebel

They live a life of fear and insecurity
And all you do is pay for their prosperity
The ministry of fear that won't let you live
The ministry of grace that doesn't forgive
Do what you will to try and make me conform
I'll make you wish that you had never been born

Cause I'm a rock 'n' roll rebel
I'll do what I please
Yes I'm a rock 'n' roll rebel
And I'm as free as the breeze
I'm just a rock 'n' roll rebel

They'll try playin' win your heart
They know it rules your head
If they could read between the lines
You know they'd see the real day

God only knows why they couldn't see the obvious
Is it because they manifest the incubus
The ministry of war that got caught in the draft
The ministry of joy that still hasn't laughed
When it's all boiled down and the day's at an end
I'll give you no bullshit and I'll never pretend

Cause I'm a rock 'n' roll rebel
I'll tell you no lies
They say I worship the devil
Why don't they open their eyes
I'm just a rock 'n' roll rebel
A rock 'n' roll rebel
I'm just a rock 'n' roll rebel

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