I'm 26 years old, physically disabled, and live with my spouse and our cat in a too-small apartment filled with far too many things. I sew passably, bake slightly better, make jewelry suited solely to my tastes, role-play with a somewhat pathetic intensity, sing with no real skill but great enthusiasm, read too much, and watch a mind-rotting assortment of television these days. I'm going to be a fireman when the floods roll back. I live on a computer because we are all equals in cyberspace, and other ridiculous platitudes.

I write a lot, usually slash and occasionally femmeslash. Mostly porn. I'm writing two novels, one about homosexual vampires and one about lesbian vikings fighting dragons. You know, the high-brow stuff studied in classrooms around the globe. I'm suddenly getting into fanfiction again after giving it up for approximately 9,000 years. Kink memes have become a special sort of hobby. I have a degree in studying fairy tales and this does absolutely nothing for my grammar or punctuation.

I am currently rather tragically obsessed with Robert Carlyle, and consequently Stargate Universe and Once Upon a Time. I also enjoy Sherlock, X-Men: First Class, and the Avengers fandom.

You can find me:

on Livejournal as rhinegolden

on AO3 as rhinegold

on Tumblr as thestorieswesay

e-mail me at antebellum.innocence@

If you want to be friends, or talk fandom, or have a suggestion or plot bunny or something, drop me a line somewhere!